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Sports / Can Someone Run Facebook Advert With 1000 Naira by gpatern: 1:25pm On Apr 15, 2020
Gurus in the house,
Just here to ask if 1000 is not bad enough to run a facebook advert
Business / Re: Checkout These Useful Information For Just 100naira. by gpatern: 1:15pm On Apr 15, 2020
if you think education is expensive try ignorance
Business / Re: Build Your Website For Less Than 500naira by gpatern: 1:13pm On Apr 15, 2020
Hope it helps
Business / Re: Build Your Website For Less Than 500naira by gpatern: 5:30pm On Apr 14, 2020
hope it helps
Business / Build Your Website For Less Than 500naira by gpatern: 4:47am On Apr 14, 2020
to whom it may concern

https://onepage.website/
Investment / Re: How To Easily Make 30-50k Monthly Using Just Whatsapp by gpatern: 2:31am On Apr 13, 2020
Emeraldicon:
Hi

Do you want to have extra source of income or you are unemployed and don't even know where to start from?

I want to introduce you to digital marketing, the world is now a global village and most companies and individuals are making money selling their products digitally. You too can start making money selling your own product digitally.

This is something you have seen many people do but you don't even realise how easy it is to do that. Many people still don't want to accept that people are making money online, everything about making money online is a scam to them.

If you are really eager to learn I will show you and guide you on how you can make money with your phone using your WhatsApp. Not just whatsapp but i will guide you on how you can start your own digital marketing business from the comforr of your for a small fee. I have been doing that and I want to show you how you too can do that. This is something anyone can do.

This is not MLM or ponzi scheme, this is you setting up your own personal platform and making money selling your own digital products. It's just a simple way to earn which many are ignoring.

This training is for seven days and if you are interested the fee is just 1k.

I will show you proofs once you join the WhatsApp group. You can join for free now. Training will start once I have up to 10 interested persons.

Drop your WhatsApp number here if you are interested.

I will guarantee you will make money if you follow my plan diligently.


there are already 10 numbers, let the class begin so that others feedback on here will encourage other like me not loose our corona survival money
Health / Re: COVID-19 Testing In South Africa & Other African Countries by gpatern: 11:44pm On Apr 12, 2020
Im kind of happy to be part of this thread not even because of the content and detail but for the fact na oga seun osewa that is the anchor.

help nairaland to check the attached image if im not mistaken.

Give honour to whom it is due.

He saw the vision, run with it and we are all hear today.

thank you sir.

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Sports / Re: Necessity Is The Mother Of Inventing At Least 1.5 Odds Daily by gpatern: 10:04am On Apr 11, 2020
PICK ANY OF THE THIS GAME THAT APPEAL TO YOU BUT WE TRY TO ENSURE ALL OF THEM TO COME AS SEEN IN THE ATTACHED PICTURE

MAY GOD HELP US

Business / Re: One Business You Can Do With 160,000naira In Abia State by gpatern: 8:27am On Apr 11, 2020
That remind of the popular song :

Some have food but can not eat, some can eat but have no food, we have food and we can eat, glory be to thee o Lord,Amen.

Before you say the money is too small,please read the conversation between a salary earner and a keke napep driver below :


Salary Worker : Abeg You fit borrow me 5,000 till month end

Keke Napep Rider : Office Man, then never pay you salary ?

Salary Worker : My guy, b4 month end self the money done finish.

Keke Napep Rider : Na every time you dey ask me for 5k or 10k wetin sef

Salary Worker : U no say na every day U dey see money, but me na once a month

Keke Napep Rider : U sef fit do this business, dey see money everyday

Salary Worker : Guy, ano go fit drop my job for keke napep business ?

Keke Napep Rider : Ask me what you dont know - Na salary person like you buy this one wey adey use.I give am N2,000 every day because na fairly used na.

Salary Worker : Oh boy, that is 14 every week x 4 weeks = 56,000 a month.

Keke Napep Rider : Na him U come dey ask me to borrow you 5,000 everymonth.

Salary Worker : But him go dey spend money to sevice and repair am

Keke Napep Rider : Sit down there, dey argue wetin you know know.

Keke Napep Rider : Shishi hin no go commot give for the 56,000 wey adey give am every month for the next six month when the come be my own - Na Hire Purchase na.

Salary Worker : Wait wait 56,000 a month x 6 months = 336,000.All the money self no reach to buy keke napep.

Keke Napep Rider : He tell me say he buy am grade one for 160,000.

Salary : I think this business don they make sense now.336 - 160 = 176,000 gain.Meaning every month the guy they save for bank 30,000k.

Salary Worker : Why you self no go buy from the same place that smart salary worker buy from instead of working for him.

Keke Napep Rider : No take another person Hustle dey dey laugh, all fingers are not equal.When I finish for where I learn tailoring, no money to buy machine or collect shop so I wan ride the keke take see money to collect shop and buy tailoring machine.

Keke Napep Rider : No be only me, we many wey learn work no see money start.

Salary Worker : Abeg give me the number of the guy wey dey wey sell fairly used keke napep for 160,000

Keke Napep Rider :Na hin number be this - 08064334330, Call am and stop asking me for 5000naira everytime.

Business / Re: What Business Should You Start In Nigeria Now? by gpatern: 8:25am On Apr 11, 2020
You can make good turn over with the business model descibed below :

That remind of this song :

Some have food but can not eat, some can eat but have no food, we have food and we can eat, glory be to thee o Lord,Amen.

Before you say the money is too small,please read the conversation between a salary earner and a keke napep driver below :


Salary Worker : Abeg You fit borrow me 5,000 till month end

Keke Napep Rider : Office Man, then never pay you salary ?

Salary Worker : My guy, b4 month end self the money done finish.

Keke Napep Rider : Na every time you dey ask me for 5k or 10k wetin sef

Salary Worker : U no say na every day U dey see money, but me na once a month

Keke Napep Rider : U sef fit do this business, dey see money everyday

Salary Worker : Guy, ano go fit drop my job for keke napep business ?

Keke Napep Rider : Ask me what you dont know - Na salary person like you buy this one wey adey use.I give am N2,000 every day because na fairly used na.

Salary Worker : Oh boy, that is 14 every week x 4 weeks = 56,000 a month.

Keke Napep Rider : Na him U come dey ask me to borrow you 5,000 everymonth.

Salary Worker : But him go dey spend money to sevice and repair am

Keke Napep Rider : Sit down there, dey argue wetin you know know.

Keke Napep Rider : Shishi hin no go commot give for the 56,000 wey adey give am every month for the next six month when the come be my own - Na Hire Purchase na.

Salary Worker : Wait wait 56,000 a month x 6 months = 336,000.All the money self no reach to buy keke napep.

Keke Napep Rider : He tell me say he buy am grade one for 160,000.

Salary : I think this business don they make sense now.336 - 160 = 176,000 gain.Meaning every month the guy they save for bank 30,000k.

Salary Worker : Why you self no go buy from the same place that smart salary worker buy from instead of working for him.

Keke Napep Rider : No take another person Hustle dey dey laugh, all fingers are not equal.When I finish for where I learn tailoring, no money to buy machine or collect shop so I wan ride the keke take see money to collect shop and buy tailoring machine.

Keke Napep Rider : No be only me, we many wey learn work no see money start.

Salary Worker : Abeg give me the number of the guy wey dey wey sell fairly used keke napep for 160,000

Keke Napep Rider :Na hin number be this - 08064334330, Call am and stop asking me for 5000naira everytime.

Business / Re: What Business Should You Start In Nigeria Now? by gpatern: 8:23am On Apr 11, 2020
You can make good turn over with the business model described below :

That remind of this song :

Some have food but can not eat, some can eat but have no food, we have food and we can eat, glory be to thee o Lord,Amen.

Before you say the money is too small,please read the conversation between a salary earner and a keke napep driver below :


Salary Worker : Abeg You fit borrow me 5,000 till month end

Keke Napep Rider : Office Man, then never pay you salary ?

Salary Worker : My guy, b4 month end self the money done finish.

Keke Napep Rider : Na every time you dey ask me for 5k or 10k wetin sef

Salary Worker : U no say na every day U dey see money, but me na once a month

Keke Napep Rider : U sef fit do this business, dey see money everyday

Salary Worker : Guy, ano go fit drop my job for keke napep business ?

Keke Napep Rider : Ask me what you dont know - Na salary person like you buy this one wey adey use.I give am N2,000 every day because na fairly used na.

Salary Worker : Oh boy, that is 14 every week x 4 weeks = 56,000 a month.

Keke Napep Rider : Na him U come dey ask me to borrow you 5,000 everymonth.

Salary Worker : But him go dey spend money to sevice and repair am

Keke Napep Rider : Sit down there, dey argue wetin you know know.

Keke Napep Rider : Shishi hin no go commot give for the 56,000 wey adey give am every month for the next six month when the come be my own - Na Hire Purchase na.

Salary Worker : Wait wait 56,000 a month x 6 months = 336,000.All the money self no reach to buy keke napep.

Keke Napep Rider : He tell me say he buy am grade one for 160,000.

Salary : I think this business don they make sense now.336 - 160 = 176,000 gain.Meaning every month the guy they save for bank 30,000k.

Salary Worker : Why you self no go buy from the same place that smart salary worker buy from instead of working for him.

Keke Napep Rider : No take another person Hustle dey dey laugh, all fingers are not equal.When I finish for where I learn tailoring, no money to buy machine or collect shop so I wan ride the keke take see money to collect shop and buy tailoring machine.

Keke Napep Rider : No be only me, we many wey learn work no see money start.

Salary Worker : Abeg give me the number of the guy wey dey wey sell fairly used keke napep for 160,000

Keke Napep Rider :Na hin number be this - 08064334330, Call am and stop asking me for 5000naira everytime.
Business / One Business You Can Do With 160,000naira In Abia State by gpatern: 8:18am On Apr 11, 2020
That remind of this song :

Some have food but can not eat, some can eat but have no food, we have food and we can eat, glory be to thee o Lord,Amen.

Before you say the money is too small,please read the conversation between a salary earner and a keke napep driver below :


Salary Worker : Abeg You fit borrow me 5,000 till month end

Keke Napep Rider : Office Man, then never pay you salary ?

Salary Worker : My guy, b4 month end self the money done finish.

Keke Napep Rider : Na every time you dey ask me for 5k or 10k wetin sef

Salary Worker : U no say na every day U dey see money, but me na once a month

Keke Napep Rider : U sef fit do this business, dey see money everyday

Salary Worker : Guy, ano go fit drop my job for keke napep business ?

Keke Napep Rider : Ask me what you dont know - Na salary person like you buy this one wey adey use.I give am N2,000 every day because na fairly used na.

Salary Worker : Oh boy, that is 14 every week x 4 weeks = 56,000 a month.

Keke Napep Rider : Na him U come dey ask me to borrow you 5,000 everymonth.

Salary Worker : But him go dey spend money to sevice and repair am

Keke Napep Rider : Sit down there, dey argue wetin you know know.

Keke Napep Rider : Shishi hin no go commot give for the 56,000 wey adey give am every month for the next six month when the come be my own - Na Hire Purchase na.

Salary Worker : Wait wait 56,000 a month x 6 months = 336,000.All the money self no reach to buy keke napep.

Keke Napep Rider : He tell me say he buy am grade one for 160,000.

Salary : I think this business don they make sense now.336 - 160 = 176,000 gain.Meaning every month the guy they save for bank 30,000k.

Salary Worker : Why you self no go buy from the same place that smart salary worker buy from instead of working for him.

Keke Napep Rider : No take another person Hustle dey dey laugh, all fingers are not equal.When I finish for where I learn tailoring, no money to buy machine or collect shop so I wan ride the keke take see money to collect shop and buy tailoring machine.

Keke Napep Rider : No be only me, we many wey learn work no see money start.

Salary Worker : Abeg give me the number of the guy wey dey wey sell fairly used keke napep for 160,000

Keke Napep Rider :Na hin number be this - 08064334330, Call am and stop asking me for 5000naira everytime.
Business / Which Educative Nairaland Threads Have Read From Start To Finish by gpatern: 2:47am On Apr 10, 2020
Lets us make nairaland irrestible platform with the quality of information we give or share on it

Straight to the topic,

Please let us share which nairaland topic / thread was so educatively engaging, you have to read all the pages.

I personally have read all the pages of the thread listed below, highly educative and informative.Saves you the cost of learning from your own mistakes

https://www.nairaland.com/4853587/what-worst-business-investment-how/18 33pages

https://www.nairaland.com/search/helioshay/0/0/0 - How To Make $1000+ Each Month Online 34 pages

https://www.nairaland.com/4852491/how-old-when-made-first/99 - How Old Were You When You Made Your First Million?, And How? 118pages

Some great nairalander are doing really great jobs at educating us all
Monikers like : Hardmirror , Explorer , Eliok , Tissuepaper , helioshay just to mention a few.

My regards to you all.

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Health / Re: Expect Another Pandemic(corona Virus)in The Next 100 Years - With Date. by gpatern: 3:33pm On Apr 09, 2020
gpatern:
Culled From : https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/plague-repeat-century/

A common phenomenon that occurs during crises (e.g., natural disasters, political upheaval, terrorist attacks) is attempts by people to assert a sense of certainty and control over events by finding patterns in them, thereby suggesting that whatever is occurring — however chaotic or frightening it may be — is nonetheless natural, predictable, or manageable. So it was with the following meme, which was circulated during the COVID-19 coronavirus disease pandemic in April 2020:

plagues 100 years

Although this meme couldn’t fairly be classified as “false” (since pandemics of some type were indeed extant during all four of the years it references), it isn’t particularly useful in any informative or predictive sense.

It’s an example of the common technique of creating the impression of a regular pattern by cherry-picking a small amount of (not necessarily relevant) data, while completely ignoring a much larger body of related data that doesn’t fit the desired pattern. Specifically:

The meme omitted every century ending in 20 prior to 1720, even though the occurrence of pandemics has been charted since long before the early 18th century.
The meme comprised only four entries, not a particularly impressive or convincing amount of data (especially in light of the above point).
The meme made no allowance for all the pandemics that spanned years other than those ending in 20 (which might suggest a completely different pattern, or none at all).
The listed pandemics shared no substantive commonality (such as underlying disease, geographic area, duration, extent) that was indicative of any meaningful pattern.

Nonetheless, for those who want to know how “true” the meme is, we offer the following summary of what its entries refer to:

Beginning in 1720, an outbreak of bubonic plague in Marseille, France (known as The Great Plague of Marseille) killed an estimated 100,000 people in that city and surrounding provinces and towns. However, that particular outbreak was far from the first, last, or most severe instance of bubonic plague in history. In particular, the Black Death — a bubonic plague epidemic that hit Eurasia in the 14th century — is estimated to have killed 30% to 60% of Europe’s human population (up to 50 million people), primarily from 1347 to 1351.
The first of several cholera pandemics recorded in modern history spread from India to Southeast Asia, the Middle East, Europe, and Eastern Africa in the early 19th century. However, that pandemic did not begin in 1820. It persisted from 1817 until 1824, and six more cholera pandemics were charted over the following 150 years.
The so-called “Spanish flu” or 1918 flu pandemic (influenza caused by an H1N1 virus) spread in the early 20th century, killing upwards of 50 million people worldwide. (Despite the name, most modern scholarship suggests the pandemic did not actually originate in Spain.) Once again, although that pandemic did encompass the year 1920, it began much earlier, continuing roughly from January 1918 to December 1920.
The COVID-19 coronavirus disease outbreak that made this image of interest in 2020 was initially reported at the end of 2019, but it was not officially characterized as a pandemic by the World Health Organization until March 2020.


So which of the past pandemic is caused by either 2G, 3G , 4G now 5G ?
My observation no ill feelings.
Health / Re: Governor Obiano Transformed Onitsha General Hospital (Photos) by gpatern: 2:18pm On Apr 09, 2020
This does not stop another pandemic ( Coronas Virus ) in the next 100 years for details check the nairaland post

https://www.nairaland.com/5783379/expect-another-pandemic-corona-virus
Health / Expect Another Pandemic(corona Virus)in The Next 100 Years - With Date. by gpatern: 1:51pm On Apr 09, 2020
Culled From : https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/plague-repeat-century/

A common phenomenon that occurs during crises (e.g., natural disasters, political upheaval, terrorist attacks) is attempts by people to assert a sense of certainty and control over events by finding patterns in them, thereby suggesting that whatever is occurring — however chaotic or frightening it may be — is nonetheless natural, predictable, or manageable. So it was with the following meme, which was circulated during the COVID-19 coronavirus disease pandemic in April 2020:

plagues 100 years

Although this meme couldn’t fairly be classified as “false” (since pandemics of some type were indeed extant during all four of the years it references), it isn’t particularly useful in any informative or predictive sense.

It’s an example of the common technique of creating the impression of a regular pattern by cherry-picking a small amount of (not necessarily relevant) data, while completely ignoring a much larger body of related data that doesn’t fit the desired pattern. Specifically:

The meme omitted every century ending in 20 prior to 1720, even though the occurrence of pandemics has been charted since long before the early 18th century.
The meme comprised only four entries, not a particularly impressive or convincing amount of data (especially in light of the above point).
The meme made no allowance for all the pandemics that spanned years other than those ending in 20 (which might suggest a completely different pattern, or none at all).
The listed pandemics shared no substantive commonality (such as underlying disease, geographic area, duration, extent) that was indicative of any meaningful pattern.

Nonetheless, for those who want to know how “true” the meme is, we offer the following summary of what its entries refer to:

Beginning in 1720, an outbreak of bubonic plague in Marseille, France (known as The Great Plague of Marseille) killed an estimated 100,000 people in that city and surrounding provinces and towns. However, that particular outbreak was far from the first, last, or most severe instance of bubonic plague in history. In particular, the Black Death — a bubonic plague epidemic that hit Eurasia in the 14th century — is estimated to have killed 30% to 60% of Europe’s human population (up to 50 million people), primarily from 1347 to 1351.
The first of several cholera pandemics recorded in modern history spread from India to Southeast Asia, the Middle East, Europe, and Eastern Africa in the early 19th century. However, that pandemic did not begin in 1820. It persisted from 1817 until 1824, and six more cholera pandemics were charted over the following 150 years.
The so-called “Spanish flu” or 1918 flu pandemic (influenza caused by an H1N1 virus) spread in the early 20th century, killing upwards of 50 million people worldwide. (Despite the name, most modern scholarship suggests the pandemic did not actually originate in Spain.) Once again, although that pandemic did encompass the year 1920, it began much earlier, continuing roughly from January 1918 to December 1920.
The COVID-19 coronavirus disease outbreak that made this image of interest in 2020 was initially reported at the end of 2019, but it was not officially characterized as a pandemic by the World Health Organization until March 2020.
Career / Re: 4 Truths About Dating A Co-worker by gpatern: 1:27pm On Apr 09, 2020
LePrezident:


I hope you know that the golf ball is bigger than the tennis ball.

Our country Nigeria needs this kind of intuitiveness...cheers
Business / Re: Dangote Loses N240 Billion To Coronavirus In 5 Hours by gpatern: 1:19pm On Apr 09, 2020
Blackmiserable:


Rubbish talk. Why not hustle and make your own money. Stop worrying about a rich man's loss. The sky is too big for birds to fly. Must there be a balance?

Nonsense talk.


But do you know you are actually refering to yourself ....... the sky (nairaland forum) is big enough for you to say your rubbish talk without quoting me.Must there be a balance ?
Business / Re: Make 1000 Dollars Reading Nairaland Posts by gpatern: 1:16pm On Apr 09, 2020
.....success leaves clues
..........If someone is successful not once, not twice but consistently in everything, they're not lucky, they have a strategy.
..............Which one post is that after reading it here on nairaland, you start making 1000 USD dollars
...................Need to say : FAIL PROOF.
..........................But if you think it is [b]HARDWORK [/b]to just check this link for details , I surely agree that you are not serious with making 1000USD Dollars
..................................... Simply copy this to address bar and press send https://tii.ai/kFIf58
Investment / Re: COME HERE NOW AND GET THIS AMAZING APP THAT PAYS YOU ₦5,000 DAILY! by gpatern: 9:16am On Apr 09, 2020
have not been paid my 5000naira yet
Business / Re: Checkout These Useful Information For Just 100naira. by gpatern: 7:54am On Apr 09, 2020
If you think information is expensive , try ignorance
Business / Checkout These Useful Information For Just 100naira. by gpatern: 7:24am On Apr 09, 2020
The 5 Products listed below I have bought from information marketers some months back.

The total cost I bought all of them is N11,500.

They are lying down in my email.

Hence,my little contribution to support humanity during this corona virus compulsory stay at home order is to sell all the five product for - 500Naira only.

Please NOTE 1 : that you can even pick anyone of your choice and buy for 100naira each.

Please NOTE 2 : that once again if I dont deliver as promised, you can give feedback here on nairaland.

The ball is in your court :


Video 1

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The video tutorial contains all that you have to know about how to bring in cash from phone Numbers In Nigeria, with the definite fire mystery on How To Leverage All GSM Numbers In Nigeria, Been Revealed in a easy to understand Step By Step Video Course

Video 2

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You will have in it - Syllabus for Waec, Jamb and Neco

You will have in it - Computer based training video

You will have in it - Mobile CBT Application

You will have in it - Desktop CBT Application

You will have in it - E Brochure for Computer Base Test or Paper Base Test.

You will learn from it how to pass your Waec , Jamb or Neco at one sitting.


Product 3
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Product 4
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Product 5:
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If you are interested simply call me up on 08064334330 or send email to twoneway@gmail.com
Business / Re: I Want To Create A Sport Betting Website And A Bookie by gpatern: 9:59pm On Apr 08, 2020
kingme:

I have contacted you on whatsapp, please reply


I did not get your whatapp chat can you drop your own number let me call send you message
Sports / Re: Necessity Is The Mother Of Inventing At Least 1.5 Odds Daily by gpatern: 6:03pm On Apr 08, 2020
19:00 08 Apr
LaLiga SRL
RCD Espanyol Barcelona Srl - Deportivo Alaves Sad Srl UNDER 2.5 1.50ODDS

19:30 08 Apr
Bundesliga SRL
Borussia Dortmund Srl - FC Schalke 04 Srl X2 OVER 2.5 6.30ODDS

19:45 08 Apr
Premier League SRL
Tottenham Hotspur Srl - Manchester United Srl 12WIN OVER 1.5 2.36ODDS


TOTAL ODDS 22.30ODDS

SO HELP US GOD
Business / Re: Make 1000 Dollars Reading Nairaland Posts by gpatern: 10:15am On Apr 08, 2020
fastlane84:
link is broken

Only 3 clicks and you are there

1 Presss - Enter after copying the link to your address bar
2 Click the - Im not Robot Captcha
3 Click - Continue

Business / Make 1000 Dollars Reading Nairaland Posts by gpatern: 9:43am On Apr 08, 2020
.....success leaves clues
..........If someone is successful not once, not twice but consistently in everything, they're not lucky, they have a strategy.
..............Which one post is that after reading it here on nairaland, you start making 1000 USD dollars
...................Need to say : FAIL PROOF.
..........................But if you think it is [b]HARDWORK [/b]to just check this link for details , I surely agree that you are not serious with making 1000USD Dollars
..................................... Simply copy this to address bar and press send https://tii.ai/kFIf58
Jokes Etc / Re: Corona Cure Joke by gpatern: 8:35am On Apr 08, 2020
very funny
Celebrities / Re: Bobby Ologun Celebrates His 47th Birthday Today by gpatern: 8:11am On Apr 08, 2020
I think bros suppose they practice social distancing to avoid story that touch like in this thread

https://tii.ai/X4zfP

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