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Celebrities / Re: Coronavirus: “i’m Not Coming Back To Nigeria. Lockdown In U.K Is Better” – Tacha by GreetMe(m): 8:35pm On Mar 20, 2020
LearnITsmash:
Olodo farm tool nobody needs your black assss in Nigeria, ATURU undecided

You hate her so much yet you're under her everypost hustling for likes grin

Pick a struggle in life dude grin
Celebrities / Re: Coronavirus: “i’m Not Coming Back To Nigeria. Lockdown In U.K Is Better” – Tacha by GreetMe(m): 8:34pm On Mar 20, 2020
icebird25:
Pls is this not the same girl that they said she has body odour ?

Smelling thing

Most Successful BBN HM ever.
CEO of Everything Tacha and Titans Collection.
Director of KUWT mini series.
Gat the third largest fanbase in the world.

Oya Mr deodorant, start listing yours cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: Coronavirus: “i’m Not Coming Back To Nigeria. Lockdown In U.K Is Better” – Tacha by GreetMe(m): 8:30pm On Mar 20, 2020
blackangel0403:
Tacha always imitating mercy, �� mercy has gone to London and came back to a new Mercedes G300, let’s see what tacha will come home to. ��

It's the other way around rather.

Went to London and sat on Willies laps to get a Benz. Tacha got and Benz since last year. They can never be in the same league. So chill. Tacha is the most successful BBN HM ever.

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Celebrities / Re: Coronavirus: “i’m Not Coming Back To Nigeria. Lockdown In U.K Is Better” – Tacha by GreetMe(m): 8:28pm On Mar 20, 2020
Beckysexy:
Duh, who needs her here anyway?
It's not as if she's adding anything important to the country.
Hanty Tasha you can stay their as long as you want and don't come back.
Attention seeker

Nigerians forget their sense of humor when it's Tacha. If it's not funny to you, just shut up and pass

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Celebrities / Re: Tacha In Trouble, As IOM Prepares To Sue Her For Impersonation (photos) by GreetMe(m): 4:42pm On Mar 18, 2020
That's a fake IOM page, the real one is verified
Health / Re: Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro Says He Tested Negative For Coronavirus by GreetMe(m): 6:24pm On Mar 13, 2020
Even if he's tested positive. They'll say he tested negative because he met with Trump to avoid people saying Trump is positive too.
Celebrities / Re: Meet 8yrs Old Boy With Mermaid Long Hair by GreetMe(m): 10:51pm On Mar 11, 2020
YOUNGELDER1:



Shut up !

You can't be gay and still be a paedophile, are you cursed?
Health / Re: Coronavirus Confirmed As Pandemic By World Health Organization by GreetMe(m): 7:52pm On Mar 11, 2020
LOMBARDY:


We really dodged this one

A big bullet! Sadly we don't have serious governments to upgrade our economy during this times
Health / Re: Coronavirus Confirmed As Pandemic By World Health Organization by GreetMe(m): 7:52pm On Mar 11, 2020
Osasnidas:

There are now more confirmed cases in South Africa... Virus doesn't has preferential races that it attacks

Dude those are white South Africans o... research!

Africa has some cases with total zero deaths! Haven't you heard of some that even turned negative?
Health / Re: Coronavirus Confirmed As Pandemic By World Health Organization by GreetMe(m): 7:44pm On Mar 11, 2020
LOMBARDY:
I said it that las las, it will be declared as a Pandemic undecided

Stay safe my people, abi na stay safe white people? grin

I'll always say it, Blacks being immune to this virus is really a shock to the non-black skin undecided By now they would have been throwing eye service donations here and there in Africa.

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Celebrities / Re: Meet 8yrs Old Boy With Mermaid Long Hair by GreetMe(m): 7:40pm On Mar 11, 2020
YOUNGELDER1:


M0r0n ! Come out if you’re gay !

Your gaydar is wrong man
Health / Re: Coronavirus: Democratic Republic Of Congo Confirms First Case by GreetMe(m): 5:40pm On Mar 10, 2020
Coronavirus originated in China, they're a large number of Chinese in Africa but the disease is mostly brought by Europeans into Africa.

Is something not fishy here? Why are the Europeans the one spreading it in Africa? All the cases in Africa were brought in from Europe.

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Celebrities / Re: Meet 8yrs Old Boy With Mermaid Long Hair by GreetMe(m): 5:20pm On Mar 10, 2020
YOUNGELDER1:


Spot on !
That’s a future gaybrel right there.
Ay04z:
Future gay

It takes a gay to know one. Hope both of you know that?

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Romance / Re: Why It Is So Hard To Quit Masturbation And How To Stop Masturbating by GreetMe(m): 4:29am On Mar 07, 2020
Let me not decieve you, the only time i truly stopped masturbation was when i gave my life to Christ.

Masturbation truly helps in some ways, but the addiction is the problem. That's why we're asked not to engage in it cos it's hard to break free from.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Isreali Elections: PM Netanyahu claims biggest win amid vote count by GreetMe(m): 3:41pm On Mar 03, 2020
What could this mean for Palestinians?


The secretary general of the Palestine Liberation Organisation (PLO), Saeb Erekat, tweeted after the exit polls were published that it was "obvious that settlement, occupation and apartheid have won the Israeli elections".

Mr Netanyahu has promised to annex Jewish settlements in the occupied West Bank
During the campaign, Mr Netanyahu vowed to swiftly annex Jewish settlements and the Jordan Valley in the occupied West Bank if he won a fifth term.

Such a move was made more possible after US President Donald Trump released his Middle East peace plan in January. Mr Trump said the US would "recognise Israeli sovereignty over the territory that my vision provides to be part of the State of Israel", including parts of the West Bank - a departure from past US positions.

The Palestinians, who have rejected Mr Trump's plan as one-sided, insist that all the settlements must be removed if there is to be final peace deal.

More than 600,000 Jews live in about 140 settlements built since Israel's 1967 occupation of the West Bank and East Jerusalem. The settlements are considered illegal under international law, though Israel disputes this. The US has also declared it no longer sees the settlements as illegal.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-51709699

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Foreign Affairs / Isreali Elections: PM Netanyahu claims biggest win amid vote count by GreetMe(m): 3:41pm On Mar 03, 2020
Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has claimed victory in Israel's general election, with partial results putting him ahead of main rival Benny Gantz.

With 90% of votes counted, his Likud party and its right-wing allies were on course to win 59 seats, Israeli media reported. However, that would leave them two short of a majority.

Mr Netanyahu nevertheless declared the outcome "the biggest win of my life".

Monday's election was Israel's third in less than a year.

Neither of the two main party leaders was able to command a majority in the 120-seat parliament following the last two rounds.
Mr Netanyahu, 70, is Israel's longest-serving prime minister. He is seeking a record fifth term, having been in office from 1996 to 1999 and again from 2009.

The election took place two weeks before Mr Netanyahu is due in court to face corruption charges, which he denies.

The opposition Blue and White alliance failed to weaponise his upcoming trial on corruption charges.

Likud and its right-wing allies need to muster 61 parliamentary seats for Mr Netanyahu to form a majority government.

Projections suggest his right-wing bloc will need defections from other parties - quite possible in Israel's fluid party system - to pass the all-important threshold.

But Mr Netanyahu will take a majority of one as a mandate for his agenda.

That includes the annexation of parts of the occupied West Bank that Palestinians want for a future state, as laid out in Donald Trump's so-called "deal of the century".

Mr Netanyahu hailed a "huge victory". But the results show that Israel remains deeply divided about the future and his controversial, populist leadership.


https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/03/israel-election-2020-latest-results

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Health / Re: Elbow-bumps And Footshakes: The New Coronavirus Etiquette? by GreetMe(m): 8:34am On Mar 03, 2020
Nigerians are not making WhatsApp audio and messages about Coronavirus this time around

Who else noticed? grin

Op you're our NL Corona newsman

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: "We Are In Uncharted Territory" - Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, WHO by GreetMe(m): 8:28am On Mar 03, 2020
The WHO has so far held off on classifying the incident as a global pandemic, but has warned it is a possibility in the near future

God help us o. 2020 has been funny year so far....just three months o. Baba protect your Children o. Amen.

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Health / Re: Senegal Confirms First Coronavirus Case, Patient Is A French Man by GreetMe(m): 8:46pm On Mar 02, 2020
farem:


What does this one know?
Nigeria's precautions are top notch compare with so called advanced countries.
Just stay in your autonomous village dey type Nansense.

Precautions with poor quality health centres talk of precautionary measures? Africans are not that subceptible to it, that's why, else the number of deaths and infections would have spiralled.

Go to bed now negga grin

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Health / Re: Senegal Confirms First Coronavirus Case, Patient Is A French Man by GreetMe(m): 7:31pm On Mar 02, 2020
It's always a foreigner bringing it to Africa, if it were the other way round, they would have used the opportunity to display their racism

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Health / Re: Senegal Confirms First Coronavirus Case, Patient Is A French Man by GreetMe(m): 7:30pm On Mar 02, 2020
abkrgumel:
So far no one is dead in Nigeria, I think we are safe

A typical Nigeria is never serious until it involves extremities undecided

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: Italy Worst Hit In Europe As New Cases Emerge by GreetMe(m): 9:14pm On Mar 01, 2020
Italy be sharing the virus like grin

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Romance / Re: I Think My Mother In Law Has Corona Virus So I Have Quarantined Her by GreetMe(m): 8:50pm On Mar 01, 2020
If you're serious, that means all your household has contacted the virus during the period she stayed without quarantine.

It's 14 days incubation period, don't forget

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: Face Mask Now N15,000 From N750 by GreetMe(m): 11:20pm On Feb 28, 2020
Nigerians can never change!
Health / Re: U.S Is Not Prepared For Coronavirus - Health Worker, Maureen Dugan by GreetMe(m): 11:07pm On Feb 28, 2020
But Nigeria with almost zero quality health system is ready for it grin

Maybe it's the pockets of the politicians that is ready for the money allocated undecided

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Health / Re: Coronavirus: Masoumeh Ebtekar Diagnosed With Disease As Outbreak Spreads by GreetMe(m): 5:05pm On Feb 27, 2020
I don't understand....why is it attacking elite Iranians majorly?

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Romance / Re: My Best Friend Husband Is Fucking My Male Makeup Artist by GreetMe(m): 10:33pm On Feb 26, 2020
But if your besties husband was banging you instead, you wouldn't have any problem, and telling the wife won't even cross ya mind right? grin

But how many besties you dey get sef? NL and stories

Politics / Re: I Want Repentant Boko Haram Members To Enter Politics – Senator Gaidam by GreetMe(m): 3:30pm On Feb 26, 2020
Are you still wondering how we got Buhari and Tanko?
Sports / Re: Deontay Wilder Is Still My Winner , Floyd Mayweather Tells Tyson Fury by GreetMe(m): 5:34pm On Feb 24, 2020
Black Americans can be unnecessarily racist at times

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Sports / Re: Deontay Wilder Is Still My Winner , Floyd Mayweather Tells Tyson Fury by GreetMe(m): 5:33pm On Feb 24, 2020
sodiqapril:
Mayweather should shut the fxck up...These black American are worse racists than whites....you need to go check their comments on twitter after wilder lost...most of them were only sad because wilder lost to a white man.... They racially abused him , called him all sort of names from fat to bald headed white dog.. this modern sportsmen haven't really mastered the art of trash talking, after running their mouth like water, they
End up loosing woefully, from MC Gregor to wilder....wilder can just go back to the US and start fighting people with no names so he can knock them out in the fourth round....

Later they'll start remembering what his white ancestors did to their ancestors during slave trade undecided nonsense!!!

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