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Romance / Re: I Can't Hide It Again, I'm Pregnant - Relationship Expert, Blessing CEO Says by gshsj: 12:42am On Nov 06, 2021
Many foolish ladies in Nigeria believe fvcking gazillion of diicks, and birthing extramarital children confers on them the title: 'relationship expert'
What a foolish gender.
Fashion / Re: Oyindoubra Wilson Wins Face Of Nigeria 2021 (Beautiful Photos) by gshsj: 11:22pm On Nov 05, 2021
SmellySperm:
Petite. My kind of girl
Olodo..This not the body structure/stature called petite
Celebrities / Re: Davido Shows Off Cooking Skills Says “Nah Food Wey I Cook Him I Go Dey Post Now” by gshsj: 4:59am On Nov 05, 2021
Nairaland addicts don wake up early momo (4:55am).....

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by gshsj: 10:14pm On Nov 04, 2021
ichidodo:
[b] So I gamed and f**ked a rich simp's girlfriend who apparently was unhappy and set me up with the Police thereafter I spent a few nights in jail before the rich simp's girl friend came by herself and bailed me from detention whence after I still f**ked her,as you must understand how been locked up can make you Hot as hell and sh**t....But while in detention with my fellow cellmates in the time being I made an objective observation about my surroundings and the circumstances that brought most folks into this jail cell like myself...Can you believe that out of 30 plus prisoners all were male and none female? Of the 30 prisoners 90% were brought in by issues related to women and their drama, the rest were the regular crimes like theft etc. In the whole police division,our cell block was mostly guarded by police women, who we sent on errands for foodstuffs and drinks and these women looked on us instead of with derision and contempt but with grudging respect and to my disbelief, admiration so much so that enough of attention,flattering and teasing from us in the cell to these female cell wardens made our travails much easier to bear for we had water to bathe courtesy of the female cell wardens, we had food to some degree to eat courtesy of the same people, toothpaste and toothbrush hell we were even given wrappers for the cold hard floor and mosquitoes to cover our bodies, did I even tell you these female wardens helped smuggle phones for us to make calls to the outside world?... I was astounded...But I'm afraid that even though we gamed these women for our survival there were some inmates who were hopelessly simps hell the very fact that they were where simps put them in jail in the first place, there was one pathetic story from one simp inmate that made a lasting but sad impression on me about life and simps in general, I don't think I would want to regale y'all the story...Quite pathetic and depressing story to be honest.. [/b]
The wey guyman be embellishing his experience in jail (though not to say it ainttrue), u making jail look interesting, like some shit to try out grin

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Romance / Re: This Is The Type Of Relationship I Desire. by gshsj: 10:07pm On Nov 04, 2021
unsustainable Nonsense.
Feminist nonsense shit
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He should have said he wants a relationship where pvssy can ejaculate sperm while preeq can receive give birth... shebi no gender roles...also no reproductive role..fool

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Education / Re: Mirabel Obi: My Father Lost Contracts Due To Twerking Video- UNN Medical Student by gshsj: 10:01pm On Nov 04, 2021
Okay
Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by gshsj: 5:48pm On Nov 04, 2021
That you are a close friend with a lady, like the one seen btw brilliant naive boys and their seemingly innocent female class mate, or the one u see in religious places among male and female urchers, choirs, they think those ladies are different...lol.
You can not trust a woman not to fvck u up in dating terms, even if she was 15 years your friend before u both duped eachother (yourself) into relationship.
Know this, she's still not an exception, if you refuse to maintain frame or, if u consistently simp like the typical bluepill in relationship, she's going to fvck u up big time without remorse and will forget all your friendship that makes u think she's different.
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While some of these gals may not breakup outrightly with u after ur simping spree, they control the relationship, the sex, put u on ur toes and on emotional rollercoaster, they cheat and al, while u see them as some saint.
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They may even marry you, if they are approaching the wall with less option knowing full well they have ur control and u have good providership future.
Then after marriage...u will see the true colour of that gal whom u think was different cos she was ur friend from class or church.
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Moral of the story...don't assume gals are different. And don't lose ur guard regardless of she being a church gal, schl classmate,or previous friend. Once relationship gets in-between you, the game is no longer same like two platonic friends. Be aware of this.
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I would have shared a personal story...but this will get too long.

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by gshsj: 1:01pm On Nov 04, 2021
Always resist the urge to quote a female Moniker, They have no value on a redpill thread, cos a woman only has the interest of women at heart

Always resist the urge to quote a female Moniker: Redpill thread is for brotherhood, not a place for sisters herd mentaliy

Always resist the urge to quote a female Moniker; Redpill thread is an abode away from female hamsters and histrionics. Don't incentivize their negative logic with a reply.

Always resist the urge to quote a female Moniker: Female's post on redpill thread is a clickbait and attention seeking. We don't do that here. They can crawl back to Instagram and Tiktok
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Always resist the urge to quote a female Moniker. Quoting a female moniker here means you don't belong here. And u lack knowledge of and respect for the redpill


REDPILL Ò NÍ BÀJẸ́ O.

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by gshsj: 12:45pm On Nov 04, 2021
Always resist the urge to quote a female Moniker

Always resist the urge to quote a female Moniker

Always resist the urge to quote a female Moniker

Always resist the urge to quote a female Moniker
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Always resist the urge to quote a female Moniker


REDPILL Ò NÍ BÀJẸ́ O.

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by gshsj: 10:10am On Nov 04, 2021
Don't quote a female moniker on this thread
Don't quote a female moniker on this thread
Don't quote a female moniker
Don't quote a female moniker
Don't quote a female moniker
Don't quote a female moniker
Don't quote a female moniker
Don't quote a female moniker
Don't quote a female moniker
Don't quote a female moniker
Don't quote a female moniker
Don't quote a female moniker
You are a SIMP if you keep quoting them
You are a SIMP if you keep quoting them
You are a SIMP if you keep quoting them
You are a SIMP if you keep quoting them
It's disgusting to quote a female moniker here
It's disgusting to quote a female moniker here
It's disgusting to quote a female moniker here
It's disgusting to quote a female moniker here
It's disgusting to quote a female moniker here
SO BE WARNED!

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Romance / Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by gshsj: 9:59am On Nov 04, 2021
Don't quote a female moniker
Don't quote a female moniker
Don't quote a female moniker
Don't quote a female moniker
Don't quote a female moniker
Don't quote a female moniker
Don't quote a female moniker
Don't quote a female moniker
Don't quote a female moniker
Don't quote a female moniker
Don't quote a female moniker
Don't quote a female moniker
You are a SIMP if you keep quoting them
You are a SIMP if you keep quoting them
You are a SIMP if you keep quoting them
You are a SIMP if you keep quoting them
SO BE WARNED!

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Romance / Re: Which Of These Female Names Have You Seen With The Most Sexually Active Ladies by gshsj: 8:46am On Nov 04, 2021
From my experience

1. Grace,..(Grace are number one in my list, chai very notorious fucker, though they usually look innocent...lol..wọ́n bad gan)

2. Jennifer....U can't trust this one for two days

3. Jessica (this one feel fvcking is her right, she can fvck ur ur friend)
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4. Gloria, .......(.Expert coded Ashawo, loves money alot.)

5. funmilayo/Bukola.....(Dont try them (Fear her, most wives that bear this name cheat alot.)

6 Yetunde-........(Very notorious and shameless preeq fucker
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Fear this people.
Infact when u meet them, b at alert, cos they can fvck and cheat like tomorrow no dey....
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Grace, Yetunde, Precious and Mercy......They are in category one....others they learn

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Properties / Re: Ikoyi Building Collapse: Onyinye Enekwe Dies One Month To Her Wedding by gshsj: 8:32am On Nov 04, 2021
house10s:
sorry i really need to know.

I thought it was an uncompleted building, why all the normal people but hardly builders
Fools always ask foolish questions.
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It's like u live in a bush and never saw where a large bulding project is being executed to know that it's not ur regular 5 million 2 bedroom flat...where one bricklayer and two labour will build
Sports / Re: Barcelona To Confirm Xavi As Their New Coach On Thursday by gshsj: 8:27am On Nov 04, 2021
wolesmile:
I hope he knows that being good as a player is not the same thing as being a coach.
Bad Belle...
Say that to Zidane, Guardiolla, Ancelloti, Cruff, Ronald koeman, Luis Enrique, ..etc....
Being a good player can make you a good coach..from evidence. Most good players make good coach...only few fail, and the few is not enough to make it a rule
Romance / Re: by gshsj: 6:41am On Nov 04, 2021
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Sports / Re: Winning A 7th Balon D'or Would Be Crazy - Lionel Messi by gshsj: 6:06am On Nov 04, 2021
ddippset:
Below both in what sense?

Of course football is in Europe. The glamour, the excitement, the anticipation, the advertisement and the money.

But Copa America is as much a continental tournament to a South American player as the Euros is to a European player.

The value that players from South America like Brazil, Argentina and Paraguay attach to their Copa America is the same value that European players attach to their Euros.

In fact Euros, Copa America and Africa Cup of Nations are 3 competitions of the same cadre as the major continental championships.

But of course we all know that the Euros is the richest and most glamourous.

So Messi values his Copa America as much as any European player like Bonucci values his Euros.

So you guys are actually being extremely dubious with your constant declaration that "Messi won ordinary and useless Copa America"

If Ronaldo or Lewy had won the Euros that would have been your first argument for them winning Ballon dor.
That would have been your first item on the list;

Just imagine the chaos that would have ensued if Ronaldo or Lewy had won the Euros trophy, won the player of the tournament and won the highest goal scorer.

It would have been madness from Ronaldo fans.

"He won the Euros" bla bla bla
"He won the Golden" boot" bla bla bla
"He won the Golden ball" bla bla bla

No player has ever done that bla bla bla


But in Messi's case, it is "he won ordinary Copa America"


But I understand why majority of those saying that Copa America is useless are Ronaldo fans.
I understand...
U are a big fool
...So Copa America, Cup of Nation and Euro are all in same ranking? Una no geh sense for this Nairaland...u should have included worldcup too

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Sports / Re: Winning A 7th Balon D'or Would Be Crazy - Lionel Messi by gshsj: 5:47am On Nov 04, 2021
MangekyoAlt:


What has he done this season?
Please don't be deluded.

He won 2 major trophies, both on club and country.
He won the best player in laliga, as well as the golden boot.
Won the best player in Copa America as well as winning the highest goalscorer award, and assists too.
These are the things that are relevant.

The fact that he's had a slow start in paris doesn't change anything. The 5 matches he's failed to score aren't even important. He's scored on more important matches in the UCL.

Meanwhile, Cr7 is currently in better form than messi. But it is safe to say he would be nowhere near messi in that list. I even doubt if he'll be among the top 5s.
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U are a sentimental big fool...u people love stat padding..
How and when did Messi win best player in Laliga last year? Chai...for a team that manage to be 3rd in Laliga?
U are too stupid I swear, that's why I hate Barca fans, and reason they will suffer this season.
Cos Messi won Copa America...so he deserved world best? U people are so stupid. Neymar won it, and Alexis won Copa America multiple times ..yet no one said it's a yardsticks for worldbest. A competition of just 6 or 7 games is now the yard stick for world best in a football year of over 60games? U people are so stupid...
Champions league...he was Woeful...beaten blue black 8:2 by Bayern....Laliga..3rd position...even a goal keeper was voted player of the season...
This season..no goal and assist...yet he wants world best cos na him papa dey dash am?....
.....u said he won highes goal scorerr...imagine when Kane won highest goal scorer in Epl, and now say he deserved balon d or for that..lol..Fools

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Romance / Re: . by gshsj: 2:13pm On Nov 03, 2021
SweetHearted:


There is nothing feminine about my moniker.
kk
Romance / Re: Confused On Sex Life by gshsj: 1:38pm On Nov 03, 2021
It's obvious ur preeq is small.
So Change your preeq.
Go and buy a strap-on-dilldo of the size below..
If she continues to be mute in sex....then,
change your wife.

Celebrities / Re: Regina Daniels Denies Using ‘Jaruma Kayamata’ To Secure Ned Nwoko (Photos) by gshsj: 1:24pm On Nov 03, 2021
Nairaland makes me depress

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Romance / by gshsj: 1:18pm On Nov 03, 2021
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Celebrities / Re: Jaruma Replies Regina Daniels, Lists All The Money She Spent On Her by gshsj: 1:08pm On Nov 03, 2021
Nairaland makes me depress.

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Romance / Re: . by gshsj: 1:06pm On Nov 03, 2021
SweetHearted:


If i am in SS1 then you are in primary 4.

Don't make noise in class so they will not beat your buttocks.
Your moniker sounds feminine....abi, are you gay?
Celebrities / Re: Who Are The Public Figures You Look Up To ? by gshsj: 8:50pm On Oct 28, 2021
Me, myself and I

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Romance / Re: I Didn’t Cum- Man Tells Ashawo Who Confronted Him After He Refused To Pay Her by gshsj: 8:56pm On Oct 27, 2021
Man shall not live by cum alone...but by holiness and by the word that proceed from the mouth of God

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