Really? You are hereby arrested for the illegal cloning of the original n-guage.

I don't like too much spice in my food.


Why do we celebrate birthdays?

Gosh! My dad takes the trophy for this one.
Growing was fun to an extent but my dad takes the fun out of it more often than not.
Not only were we not allowed going out, friends couldn't visit too!
We were left out in almost everything that was done both @school, church & in the neighborhood.
Even to go downstairs and play with neighbors was a taboo. Anywhere he wasn't taking us to was a definite NO NO, and he never got the time to take us out cos he was a banker.
Getting him to consent to our attending a tutorial class (which was the norm then) was a Herculean task cos he preferred a home tutor.

Looking back now, i don't see how his confinement helped: my younger bro is still the most stubborn boy i've ever come across, my sis often times rebelled against him and i have this strained rtship with him now. If anything, it got us very close to our mom while been scared of him.

oziomatv:

Otego mu na ndi ofe mmanu lusoro ogu achogam kam ga esi bie ofu onye ka okwuru.

ROFL Ozioma easy biko.

@ poster, nothing good comes easy so keep looking.

Chinweike (Remix)- Estar & 2face

Wonderful girl who will rock your world
Now that's more like it 

Congratulations and thank God for safe delivery.
Thats a very sweet baby girl u have there.

hmmmh, _{can't wait to hold my own babies}

@eldee
More like every member of a team is important irrespective of positions or role played.

@topic
It's amazing how a dollar bill looks so small when it goes to the market but so big when it goes to church.- Anonymous

Didn't you read through before posting?

Greenland - TY Bello

Welcome, what royal news do you bring?

"No one of us is more important than the rest of us" - Roy Kroc

Pickin is the pidgin word for a child

Orange

arrange

Va

Free will is given to all to do either something good or evil.

ok, it can't get worse than this will try other letters & must defo be a hit
brb

Rest is necessary for sound health

Ogunjimi Van Persie

Ki

Butt ugly talkative who's good with my hands!
This is soo not true, i'm lost for words

@4 Play, i guess this answers your question

Earth is the third closest planet to the sun

Slate

Pads for me any day, haven't even given tampons a thought and i don't think i will in the farthest future.

I love boiled corn, especially when it's not eaten in a hurry (with coconut or pear) so you can savor every mouthful, bliss!

dragnet:

It shuld be 'supplementary' not 'neccessary' & he shuldnt wait to be asked before doing it especially when its obvious she needs it. . . . . . . .

Word.

yep

Thrift Collector

Tevez Amadi

Oghenekevwe Anelka