Valerie47:
I think I will choose ACCA when the time comes cause like you said, ACCA is pretty expensive but its recognized worldwide, also I won't write the exam until I get a job as a graduate trainee in one of the big 4 auditing firm, the firms foot the bills for the exam and give their staffs study materials, the membership fee won't be an issue.

Hi just so you know, ACCA is not a worldwide thing just about 180 country of with the USA and Canada is not a part of. They have their own accounting body. ACCA is to UK as ICAN is to Nigeria. I hope you get?
And, if KPMG is your target, they don't cater for ACCA students neither do they give out study materials forMN to ACCA students. They prioritize ICAN and provide tuition center for ICAN students also giving then time off work to prepare for the exams...
I hope this helps. You can check out the countries ACCA is recognized on Google.

Asour:

Thanks. all 3 papers, right?

Yes.

Asour:

please Could you help check (for skills) 189512. Thanks

Passed.

Too many people to send to. Can you drop your registration numbers instead? I'll check for y'all.
Skills alone for now.

Akinking2:

Hehehe. E don land
Can you get hold of the PDF?

Three people told me result is out already. I don't have it yet though.

I must confess that the bride is looking fab

imam07:
Tell us if u never beg for money from guys dis year. If u lie nah dog go chop your mouth b4 December.

LOL. I don't need to say anything to anyone Definitely not you!

Why not screenshot the number of votes too?
Generalization at its peak!

Mrread:



is it true ?
CU's I scored 69% for history and no admission yet please

Yeah, admission has closed for 2018/2019 session.
You could try other options available though, maybe your school of second choice.

colourSd:





Good morning guyz, the fact is another supplementary list will be out very soon, my advice for you guyz is to make use of long leg. but most of the candidates that scored 70 % and above will be given another course. call or watsapp me on 08180305953 for more info.

You didn't have to quote me. I'm not an aspirant yunno...

tuhamworld:


Thank Yuu

I will go help the person recheck on the school portal..

Well, as it is 2018/2019 admission process has ended already. The school registrar announced it yesterday. I hope the person got admitted. Cheers!

tuhamworld:
Oh really?


You know this belief of garri causing poor eyesight is popularly held to be true by people

But you now know it's a fallacy

tuhamworld:
Hello Hadeehart101

Do you have any idea maybe another list is now out?

Hi. Another list was released last week. The supplementary list. I don't know if any other lists will be released though since it's hard to ascertain the number if students already admitted and how many more to go.

2018/2019 merit admission list is out.
Click on this link to check privately.

https://services.lidc.lasu.edu.ng/admissionscreening/utme/

Nigerian doctors are nothing to write home about in terms of the way they attend to their patients. In fact, they are not fit to be called care givers.
The experience we had when my dad was sick recently still lingers.

Damn!

Stormyweather:
thanks so much. Dont they write exams?

Not anymore.

Stormyweather:
is there a calculation towards this?

*C. ONLINE SCREENING FOR ALL CANDIDATES*
The Screening of Candidate(s) will be based on Point Grading System, using the UTME Score and SSCE (or equivalent) Grades in Five (5) BEST RELEVANT subjects to Candidate’s Choice of Course
The relevant subjects are obtainable from 2018 JAMB Brochure available online at www.jamb.org.ng or http://www.jamb.gov.ng/brochure.aspx
Candidates are advised to visit JAMB website to study the O’ Level subject requirements for their Course of choice before participating in the Online Admission Screening.
The Point Grading System is as follows:

O’LEVEL SSCE (WAEC/NECO/NABTEB) GRADING POINTS


GRADE
POINT

A1- 10

A2 (B2)- 9

A3 (B3)- 8

C4- 7

C5- 6

C6- 5

TOTAL OBTAINABLE
50 %

Candidates should know that both payment and registration/updating would last for Twenty Two [22] days, from Friday 27th July to Friday, 17th August, 2018 (12 midnight).
All Online Screening complaints should be channeled to screeningsupport@lasu.edu.ng.


SIGNED
Mr. AMUNI, Mohammed Olayinka
REGISTRAR AND SECRETARY TO COUNCIL

Stormyweather:
hi. Thank you for response. Her score is 196, I just confirmed it. Is the form still on and what’s her chance of getting English?

Yes, it's still on.
She has to have chosen LASU as her first choice for her to be eligible for the screening though.
And, as for her chances, depends on her screening aggregate (combination of utme score and o'levels result) and maybe some other factors.

Stormyweather:
Please guys is the Lasu form still on? My friend needs one. She’s non lagosian tho and her score is like 180 or so. She wants too study English. Please help guys

Minimum of 190 in UTME required for registration.

AdorableTm:


Please, do you know the right subject combination?

I'll ask on your behalf.

AdorableTm:
Please guys, can a science student study philosophy?

Once you have the right subject combination in utme and your o'levels.

It's like meme now has a different meaning to this OP

Lovely kids. The third boy though Future women slayer

nanoprado:
Who knows the supposed cut off marks for non - indigent students applying for Law

Lasu has not been releasing cut off mark. There's no cut off mark for anyone except the general minimum of 190 in UTME

kehinde1365:


Lolzz, the glasses ur ancestors gave me

Yes na, old man like you belongs to the time of my ancestors

kehinde1365:
Wow...!!!! Let me goan buy more garri, the adventure has just began

Buy more good Garri and you'll do away with those glasses of yours

Hedriz:
Asin I wonder how my life will be in school whenever am broke without garri. This has been saving life since decades.

Garri did wonders in my life in boarding school.

hisgrace090:
Well said.


You nailed it!

Don't eat unfermented casava garri.

Don't eat casava that was turned to garri under one day without days fermentation.

Prevention is better than cure!

Micheal (the author) nailed it actually

Let's get this out there...
Lalasticlala

*Garri does not cause poor eyesight; those who make it do!*


No Nigerian kitchen can be said to be truly Nigerian if it does not have a space reserved for a bucket of Garri, or a miniscule basin in the very least. Although those of the South-Eastern faction prefer theirs corrupted with what seems to me an unhealthy yellowish hue, Garri in its natural complexion resembles a sparkling white prince (without the fantastical white unicorn, of course).

Garri has a distinctly pale skin which is markedly coarse, perhaps a tactile indication of its crucial significance in times of economic austerity. Garri is to Nigerians what Kentucky Fried Chicken is to those North Americans. Chicken and Chips genuflect in its godly presence; boxes of pizza cower in its might; it doesn't even need television or radio advertisements and still manages to sell more than nudity does in cyberspace.

The haves want it. The haves-not need it. Its ever-welcoming arms are where many a Nigerian student recourse to when weekly allowance has run dry and that messianic credit alert is yet to animate the screen of their phones. Perhaps, in an alternate reality in which Jesus were a Nigerian, “Garri” rather than “bread” might have earned the enviable role of playing the metaphorical body of Christ!

Yet, a thing which performs such a vital role in the lives of many Nigerians is often – and unjustly too – at the butt end of an allegation which so happens to be falser than Kemi Adeosun's NYSC's certificate (I stand to be corrected if this bold comparison later proves to be a tad premature).

What informed this piece? Well, myself and a couple of friends were looking for a black hole and an alien spider monkey in the infamous Iyana-Iba market along the Ojo-Badagry expressway. As expected, we found zilch! We were then taunted by another set of friends for our failure. They teased us with these words, “You guys couldn't find what you were looking for because you drink too much garri.”
(To believe or disbelieve my black hole cum alien spider monkey excursion really is the prerogative of your discretion).

So, does Garri truly cause poor sight? From where did this “Garri-poor sight” yarn originate? As with all things of great magnitude, the origins of the Garri-poor sight story is shrouded in a cloak of uncertainties and speculations. Some say that its origins could be traced to a crop of Nigerian students who returned from their boarding houses looking severely malnourished and sporting “new pair of glasses” – supposedly, a visible marker of their inordinate Garri-consumption while in boarding school.

Maybe Garri-consumption is correlated in some way with why those boarders needed an extra pair of eyes, but it is definitely not the direct causal agent. Hence, the Garri-poor sight yarn is but a baseless superstition, and not much different from the many other superstitions which have conquered both time and space in worming themselves into the collective Nigerian consciousness. To mention but a striking few:

1) All Calabar girls are inexorable nymphomaniacs.

2) Hausas are usually honest.

3) Igbos naturally excel at trading.

4) India beat Nigeria 100-1 in a football match, in which the ball occasionally transformed into a flying, fire-spitting dragon.

Should Garri be completely spared of flak? Not entirely. Research on the subject has revealed that the cassava tubers, from which Garri is gotten, contain high amounts of cyanide which serve the purpose of protecting these cassava plants from marauding herbivores. To produce Garri, these cassava tubers are peeled, grated, drained of water, and fried. Improper processing of these cassava tubers, however, could cause Garri to be cyanide-laden, consumption of which could lead to cyanide poisoning. Excessive cyanide in the body could, for instance, have adverse effects on the optic nerve, leading to diminished vision or total blindness.

Garri by itself is not a thief of vision, but rather those hands which improperly process Garri out of cassava tubers – hands most likely riddled with impatience and nonchalance. There you have it! The next time you decide to allude to Garri-consumption as the cause of a friend's poor vision, do well to remember that the butterfingers which produced them are most culpable.



Author: Michael Aromolaran (Stay Woke)

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