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Romance / Re: What's The Average Size Of A Guy's Dick. No Insults. by Haljardon(m): 7:10am On May 09, 2023
MechanicMike:



So u on nairaland to count priiick... corrrrrrrect?
Are u ok sir!!!(no offenscce) angry

No one is Doing a a Census On Prick... Pls Read the post carefully....

You're to Share Your thought and Nothing else
Romance / Re: What's The Average Size Of A Guy's Dick. No Insults. by Haljardon(m): 7:07am On May 09, 2023
Merch:
No matter your dick size naija girls no dey squirt

Only 19% of men in the world Can achieve That feat Of Using Solo Penile Penetration....

Women Have Longer Time Reaching Orgasm Compared to a Man.

On Average it Takes a Woman 12minutes to reach Climax , Compared to an Average Man who Goes 150 seconds to 5 Minutes.


So How do You even The Plane ?

Suck the Damn C.L.I.T... Use Your Fingers Bro ..

You can't Beat Them Like that... Don't Be to Hasty to Dive in... Make Sure Her C.u.n.t is So Wet that When You Insert Your Fingers Inside The V.U.L.V.A.... A Clear Viscous Lubricious Mucus is dripping Out Profusely...

At That Point The V.U.L.V.A is Ready For the Grand arrival Of the Joystick.....

So Both Of You can Reach Climax almost Same Time.
Romance / Re: What's The Average Size Of A Guy's Dick. No Insults. by Haljardon(m): 6:40am On May 09, 2023
BigDawsNet:


5.0 to 5.5inch is the average...
Size doesn't matter... it's how u can use it...

Try and romance, kiss, suck and play with her boobs... all this can help ur partner crave for you everytime...

Finally do u best and leave the rest

Very True..
Romance / Re: What's The Average Size Of A Guy's Dick. No Insults. by Haljardon(m): 6:34am On May 09, 2023
It seems a Lot Of persons Here Have Bad blood For women , This thread is about Men's Size and How it Affects Their Performance,

But Some Persons Are USING it To Talk ill about Women Who Did them Wrong (Cheating)...

Like I said , a Woman Is Flesh and Blood and she Can Satisfied, Just Touch Her Chakra Points ...

Even the Highest W.h.o.r.e Can achieve Orgasm.

The Issue With Lot of Guys is that They Can't Captain their Boat....

All they Do is Dive in Split her legs Wide Open, INSERT their Dick In Her V.U.L.V.A(especially Unprepared One) and in 150 Seconds they Are Grunting "bAbe I am Coming " Bro where are Coming to ?...

Learn to pleasure That C.L.I.T till She Damns Cums.
Romance / Re: What's The Average Size Of A Guy's Dick. No Insults. by Haljardon(m): 6:28am On May 09, 2023
ObiaboAdoka:

18 inches.

No Human has Ever Had this Size . The Highest Guinness World Record Holder is 13inches....

Again Men are Not Horses.

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Romance / Re: What's The Average Size Of A Guy's Dick. No Insults. by Haljardon(m): 9:53pm On May 08, 2023
Smitaro100:
Nothing person no go hear oo shocked

How Una dey take measure all dis inches I dey hear up and down, abi na ruler or measuring tape Una dey use?

Una get strength and time o undecided

Using Measuring Tape or Ruler

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Romance / Re: What's The Average Size Of A Guy's Dick. No Insults. by Haljardon(m): 9:53pm On May 08, 2023
BigDickProblems:


Most Nigerians (Blacks) measure above 7 inches on average. Don't let Google deceive you. I for example, on a good day, measure close to 9inches. Even though it's a good confidence for me, I have been on the receiving end of it for being too big. Most girls don't like such size. Your 6 inches is their preferred size.

Your A Tiny Data Compared(From a Doctor) to Whole Demographic Of Men, It's Cool Your Gifted with a Huge Cucumber, but in Real Data You Surpassed 76% of men in Dick Length, Having a 7 inch Cock Is Quite a bit Longer than average.

Just like saying 6 feet 3 inches is the Best Height For a Man... But You and I Know that's not even Close to Average which is 5feet 9½ inches.
Romance / Re: What's The Average Size Of A Guy's Dick. No Insults. by Haljardon(m): 6:39pm On May 08, 2023
lusid:
5.7 inches is too small

grin grin grin cheesy too Much Porn, FYI those Guys With 8 inches Plus Are Pretty much Handpicked.

Only 19% of men have this Sizes...

Let me ask Do You Have a Breast Size of 58+... I doubt That, At least to a Degree Because It's A Porn Star Bbl Induced Size 90% of time, I Doubt Destiny atiko has this Size...

All this C cup Sized Breast Ladies with Hip Size of 30 talking.

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Romance / Re: What's The Average Size Of A Guy's Dick. No Insults. by Haljardon(m): 6:37pm On May 08, 2023
advanceDNA:


Find a pvssy that fits ur size....e get why..
..if u like have 15inches if u jam babe that has been taking 20inches all her life...u are just another small diçk to her....... this life...just find ur level in everything and be at peace

From my own experience, size doesn't Matter
Romance / Re: What's The Average Size Of A Guy's Dick. No Insults. by Haljardon(m): 6:08pm On May 08, 2023
Streetmovement:
Wotoporiously cool speaking

5 inches is the average, 5.5 is above the average, 6.0 is large, 6.5 is huge, 7 is tablet.

On a very good day my penis dey touch my navel, that's if I really dey mood

Listen to the guy above grin

When I Checked Mine Last , I was 19yrs at the Time it was 14.2cm (5.7inches) .

I thought it was Small not Until I Met a Doctor, He Says I am Slightly above average and I am Normal...

Omo That dey I just dey Carry grin grin shoulder like who Win 1 Million naira for Bet9ja.

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Romance / What's The Average Size Of A Guy's Dick. No Insults. by Haljardon(m): 4:24pm On May 08, 2023
I had This Debate with a Friend Of mine and He Says Size Does Matter and the Ideal Size is 6 inches , But I think The web Agrees Less (5.1 to 5.5 Inches ) ideal.

But How True is this ?

But What's Your Opinion On the Size of a Human male Dick
Romance / Does Size Really Matter ? Bursting The Legendary Myth by Haljardon(m): 4:06pm On May 08, 2023
Yes , This Topic Has Been One Of The Most Controversial Topic Ever.

Men Have Always Speculated The Fact If Size Does Matter To Satisfying A Woman In Bed.

Some Ladies Too Have Their Hopes High On Size matter.

But I Am Going To Expose The Truth Behind Sexual Prowess And How It Relates With A Guys Dick Size.

But First we are Going to answer these Using This Sub Question.

What Is the Average size For a Guy ?

What Percentage Of Ladies Care about Size ?

Does Size Matter ?


What's The Average Size For A Guy ?

According to Wikipedia, Chaurusia's Human Anatomy and Some Biological Textbooks, The Average Length Of The Dick For a human Male is 3.5 to 4 Inches when Flaccid, 5.1 Inches to 5.9 inches Long (11.98cm to 14.7cm) when erect and Has a Girth Of about 4.5 Inches when Erect

Although the Average Covers 50% of Men, 25% of Men Also Have Dick Sizes Longer than 6 inches(15cm) and 25% have Shorter than Average.

Now, when it Comes To Dick Sizes as an Adult Human if it's As Long as 11cm + You have No Issue With Your Dick, it's Probably Fine.

One of the Things that Makes Dick Look Quite Smaller is If You're Fat and Have Pot Belly, the Fat Accumulates in the Pubic Region and Makes the Dick Look Shorter.


What Percentage Of Ladies Care about Size ?

Now, this is a Very Hard One but I will Spell out the Truth, Survey Carried out on Ladies Aged 35yrs to 50yrs preferred 80% on Average Size and saw it as the Normal Size .

But the Younger ladies 21 yrs to 30 yrs Ladies andHook-up Babes Preference was 6.3 Inches Long, One Night Stands said 6 inches +...

Now , This is Closely Due to The Fact that the Younger Generations are Exposed to Internet Pornography.

Now , Men with Huge Sizes are SELECTIVELY HAND PICKED. [/b]Just like Women with Big Ass And Boobs .

But , Ladies Preference For Long term Marriages and Relationships, Didn't Put Sizes as a Major Priority.

According to Real Time data , Ladies who actually Fantasies For Large Meats Were asked to Pick Toys For Pleasure, and 67% were comfortable with the Regular 5 inch Toys, Those who Picked 6+ returned it and Said it didn't Satisfy them and caused Discomfort.


[b]Finally Does Size Matter ?

The answer is No when it Comes to Bedmatics , the Reason is that the Brain is the Real Center of Your Sex Fantasy.

Everything starts with the Mind.

A man's Bedroom Prowess is Mostly associated with How Skillful he is in Maneuvering his Way in And Out of a Woman's Body.

If You want to know About Giving a Woman Ground Shattering Orgasm Then Read this my Free Report How to Bleep Her Brains Out .

Now Size Matters when it Comes to Fertility.
But it's Not on The Dick, But on the Testis .

Now males With Larger Testis Have High levels of Testosterone and Hence Indicates Higher Sperm Quality and Higher Chances Of Conception.

Now, many Men Who are Obsessed with Not having a huge Cock , Have Issues with Adult Movies (X-Rated Videos), and Are Usually The Younger Generations, because they Have More Access to Internet X-rated Movies than the Older Generation whose access was Limited.

Everything there is staged, The Sizes are Hand Picked, Some Put on Prosthetics to look Bigger.

Now , as A Gift to Everyone Who Read this Article, You can Read My Free Report
How to Bleep a Woman's Brains Out, The Content Is Quite Erotic and It's For Mature Minds Only and it Will help You improve your Bedmatics.
Romance / Re: Bleep Her Out : 3-secrets To Giving Any Lady Ground Shattering Orgasm by Haljardon(m): 10:58pm On May 03, 2023
ruffhandu:

Wasting time on a riffraff is a NO. You remain under the curse until you repent and confess.

See Person who Dey Talk, Which Curse Again , You just dey Talk Curse like PERSON wey Dem Born Throw away.

Ogbeni Go and be Useful in life, Talk Like a Newly Recruited Psychatric Patient.


Next time when You see my Post Steer clear...

Son of a Thousand fathers.
Romance / Re: Bleep Her Out : 3-secrets To Giving Any Lady Ground Shattering Orgasm by Haljardon(m): 2:59pm On May 03, 2023
ruffhandu:

No, your career is heading no where, you are under a curse. You shall remain cursed.

grin grin grin grin .... Pls Bro Don't make Me Laugh,

My Past Is Brighter than Your Future...

Bro even if You Join the Illuminati , You will never Make in this Life.
Romance / Re: Bleep Her Out : 3-secrets To Giving Any Lady Ground Shattering Orgasm by Haljardon(m): 2:32pm On May 03, 2023
naijanaso:


...and this post of yours above shows how immature and should I say irresponsible you are.
First of, you go advertising a sex ebook, and just a small comment you started mentioning someone's mother. Haba! E reach like that?
Guy, grow up! If you feel bad about the guy's post, attack him directly.

All of All this Would Have Been Averted , if Nigerians Learn To Comment Politely.

I have Been Using this platform For a Long time .

And Major Times I mind My Business, if the Post Is Stupid, I don't Go under and Insulting People .

I will Retaliate Heavily If anyone Says Rubbish...

For every Madman, there is a super Lunatic Amongst Them .
Romance / Re: Bleep Her Out : 3-secrets To Giving Any Lady Ground Shattering Orgasm by Haljardon(m): 2:28pm On May 03, 2023
naijanaso:


...and this post of yours above shows how immature and should I say irresponsible you are.
First of, you go advertising a sex ebook, and just a small comment you started mentioning someone's mother. Haba! E reach like that?
Guy, grow up! If you feel bad about the guy's post, attack him directly.

Oga I Posted Own My own, I didn't Call anyone,
But as Nigerians we are we love Violence, I didn't Throw the First Punch, they Did.

The Only Response Nigerians Love is Violent Response....

This is a warning that if You have no Positive Contribution to Someone's Post, Shut the Hell Up.

This is My Space and I have The Right to post In my Space, don't Come under my Comment to Say Nonsense, because I will have Your Time .
Romance / Re: Bleep Her Out : 3-secrets To Giving Any Lady Ground Shattering Orgasm by Haljardon(m): 2:17pm On May 03, 2023
ruffhandu:

Lol. You are just a failure. You keep blaming other people but never bothered to improve on yourself. Your career will NEVER blossom if you continue in that secret affair. You need to repent and make restitutions.

My Career Has Blossomed, Very Well,

Just That Your mom works in a Brothel Sucking the Cock of My Dog With the 200 I pay Her Daily , I believe it's what she Used to Train You in school.

Other Wise Her Cock Sucking talent Would have Wasted on the Bastard Called Your Father.
Romance / Re: Bleep Her Out : 3-secrets To Giving Any Lady Ground Shattering Orgasm by Haljardon(m): 2:14pm On May 03, 2023
ruffhandu:

He has very low self-esteem, hence some of the things you see him do in life.

Oshey Low Self Esteem , No wonder eczema Dey Bleach Your Prick .
Romance / Re: Bleep Her Out : 3-secrets To Giving Any Lady Ground Shattering Orgasm by Haljardon(m): 10:14pm On May 02, 2023
RomanGreen:


Is that all or you have more to say, please say it let's know if the momentary madness have left you or still there

I should Have told You this ,

To Download Your Full Destiny No reach 2KB
Romance / Re: Bleep Her Out : 3-secrets To Giving Any Lady Ground Shattering Orgasm by Haljardon(m): 10:10pm On May 02, 2023
Benwallt:



Copy copy. You dry out stammering..

Find your mother and sisters grave as you have fvcked them to death,.. jerk off on their shameful grave and shattered the ground their with your low self-esteem orgasm.



At least they had Graves,

Your Mom Was Made Vulture Food, her carcas was bleeped By a Madman , because even in Death She still Seduces and Continues w.h.o.ring.

The Hand That You Used Strangled Your Mom and then bleeped Her Corpse For 5 months, Masturbates to her Memory

She was The W.h.o.r.e Of W.h.o.r.e.s worst Of All She Bore You an abomination which was your Dad, Who You masturbate With his Baby Picture,

Bastard.
Romance / Re: Bleep Her Out : 3-secrets To Giving Any Lady Ground Shattering Orgasm by Haljardon(m): 9:45pm On May 02, 2023
Benwallt:


The sodomy in your family was so crippling that the whole community had to hang your mother, sister and grandmother naked at the king's square you were made to fvck Dem round. Your worthless, poor, hypertensive father had to hang himself because you brought him so much same. Your w.h.o.ring mother and sister and you were banished into the forest where you continue your incest until they hang themselves one after the other.

Your mom curse the day she birthed your and swore that disgrace, rejection, low self-esteem will follow you everywhere you go..

Too Much talk....

Your Mom's Is One the Decendants Who escaped Sodom and Gomorrahs Destruction.

So W.H.O.R.E Inclined that If Everyone who Partook in her W.h.o.r.i.ng where To Be happening in a Ship, The Whole Men who bleeped ashawo in 1940's In Nigeria Must have Taken Up Her Smelly Pussy.

After Her Death Your Sister Continued, I just Wish I see her and End the Sodomy once and for all, by Putting a Bullet in her skull.

As For You, Your Just a Pathetic Dementia Patient , so sick that You Masturbated with Your Dad's baby Picture till Your Dick Bleed and Fell of Due to Friction.
Romance / Re: Bleep Her Out : 3-secrets To Giving Any Lady Ground Shattering Orgasm by Haljardon(m): 9:30pm On May 02, 2023
ruffhandu:
I want to see a picture of your woman's brain on the floor first.

Well I Bleep Your Mom So Hard That My D.I.C.K Burst out of Her Skull, My her Soul R.I.P...

She died without a Brain intact In her skull , because I actually Bleep Her Brains Out.
Romance / Re: Bleep Her Out : 3-secrets To Giving Any Lady Ground Shattering Orgasm by Haljardon(m): 9:27pm On May 02, 2023
RomanGreen:


Are you alright?

I should ask You that, Mothefucker
Romance / Re: Try Not To Masturbate While Reading This.. by Haljardon(m): 9:26pm On May 02, 2023
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Romance / Re: Bleep Her Out : 3-secrets To Giving Any Lady Ground Shattering Orgasm by Haljardon(m): 9:22pm On May 02, 2023
Benwallt:


A product of a w.h.o.r.e who couldn't afford a mat but fantasizes about shattering the group in orgy with his mother and sisters why his father watches in horror . A deprived and sex starved low self-esteemed jackass who jerk off to his grandmother's wrinkled naked picture.




Well, I wouldn't Have Gotten The Cheapest Pussy Ever (which was Your Mom that I disvirgined and a Bonus Your Sister ) For Just A Cup Of Water ,


Your Mom's A Community Slut , Smelly Pussy So Cheap That Even #10 Is Overpriced For Her Smelly Pussy .

As For Your Dad , Since His Mom was a W.h.o.r.e and He was the One who Disvirgined Her and Impregnated Her To Give Birth to Your bastard Grandfather and has grown accustomed to Smelly Pussy Decided Your mom was the Only Option.

Son of Abomination.
Romance / Re: Bleep Her Out : 3-secrets To Giving Any Lady Ground Shattering Orgasm by Haljardon(m): 7:10pm On May 02, 2023
Benwallt:



Your foster mothers that raise you through motherless baby homes must have gone through depression raising a worthless swine who goes around engaging dogs in orgy.

No wonder everybody in your house tested positive to AIDS and all manners of sexually transmitted diseases.


Talking Like a Dementia patient Who Just Escape psychatric Hospital, You Son Of Bitch...

Hopeless Fat Bleep.
Romance / Re: Bleep Her Out : 3-secrets To Giving Any Lady Ground Shattering Orgasm by Haljardon(m): 11:07am On May 02, 2023
Benwallt:



You and dog again. You can actually pretended as a beggar since you already have low self-esteem and beg for money which you can take to ashawo house to do your normal 10sec instead of bedding your mother, sisters and dog.

There is a solution for low self-esteem. You can find it in psychiatric hospital. Don't allow low self-esteem to push you into bestiality.


No Wonder Your Mom Begs For a Crempie , No Wonder I Let My Dorbaman Give it to Her ,

Her Pussy is To smelly For me To have Fun with.
Romance / Re: Bleep Her Out : 3-secrets To Giving Any Lady Ground Shattering Orgasm by Haljardon(m): 11:04am On May 02, 2023
RomanGreen:


Lol, you really think I care about my wife cheating on me? Hell no, most women will cheat no matter what you do. Expecting perfection from your woman in that area is setting yourself up for huge disappointment l. Most important thing for me is to marry right but the moment she cheats, she's gone

Shut the Bleep up motherfucker.

No Wonder Your Mom is the Community Slut,

With Her Smelly Pussy has She bleeped every Rod... Ask Your Mom Your Real Dad .Hope She Doesn't Lie to You, the way She Lied to Your Dad about Her being a Virgin in the 1940's
Romance / Re: Bleep Her Out : 3-secrets To Giving Any Lady Ground Shattering Orgasm by Haljardon(m): 11:39pm On May 01, 2023
Benwallt:


You must have sampled your mum and sisters due to low self-esteem and inferiority complex. Keep fertilising your mum and sisters eggs. There is nothing low self-esteem can not make you do


Bastard, No wonder your Mom Tells me about Your screwed up dad, while I lift her legs and Bleep her , while letting My Dogs lick the Damn cum out of her smelly pussy.
Romance / Re: Bleep Her Out : 3-secrets To Giving Any Lady Ground Shattering Orgasm by Haljardon(m): 9:54pm On May 01, 2023
Benwallt:


So, you are into mums. You must be suffering from low self-esteem

Just The way Your dad Suffered From Low Sperm Count, even IVF was Done For 12yrs Every single Day Before You were Conceived Out of Luck from the sperm of another Bastard.

Lucky bastard
Romance / Re: Bleeping Women Age Of 30yrs To 42yrs Has Best Pussy To Dick Ratio by Haljardon(m): 9:52pm On May 01, 2023
mymadam:
Are u serious? 🤷🏽‍♂️

Seeing Is Believing.
Romance / Re: Bleep Her Out : 3-secrets To Giving Any Lady Ground Shattering Orgasm by Haljardon(m): 9:44pm On May 01, 2023
RomanGreen:


Lol, honestly e reach to demand for it. Every time sex sex sex....them no dey tire to post rubbish

Don't worry. Pesin wey Go bleep Your wife dey sing Baby Shark Doo doo

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