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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by HARDLABOR: 8:57pm On Nov 17, 2017
Youngeasy1:


Make I go drink Origin, the REDS no be here... Tomorrow is another day


Bros shift lemme join u an collect 1 bottle for me

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Celebrities / Re: Bovi Slammed For Using His Children For Homophobic Jokes & Sexual Language by HARDLABOR: 7:09pm On Nov 17, 2017
What happen when you've run out of jokes?

You start spewing trash

Just wondering what the audience might be doing instead of them to be laughing



May im go try am 4 developing countries na weda dem no go stone am komot 4 stage









N/B; am not a gay o

Travel / Re: World's Most Dangerous And Peaceful Countries Revealed On Map, See Nigeria(Photo by HARDLABOR: 7:01pm On Nov 17, 2017
Lemme book space at Explorers thread and chill around grin

NYSC / Re: Edo Female Corper Beaten To Coma By Her Employer's Brother (Photos) by HARDLABOR: 4:05pm On Nov 17, 2017
I need money......

Plz anybody da 1 2 do advert on dis space shud contact me......

Let's do business
Crime / Re: Police Nab Two Over Theft Of Water Heaters by HARDLABOR: 8:35am On Nov 17, 2017
Hunger
Crime / Re: Man Kidnaps 16-Year-Old Facebook Girlfriend In Edo, Had Sex With Her For 4 Days by HARDLABOR: 8:30am On Nov 17, 2017
Dafuq am I reading dis morning

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Crime / Re: Man Kidnaps 16-Year-Old Facebook Girlfriend In Edo, Had Sex With Her For 4 Days by HARDLABOR: 8:27am On Nov 17, 2017
For advert on dis space, contact me...........

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Car Talk / Re: Governor Rotimi Akeredolu Endorses Ondo Auto Rally (Photos And Videos) by HARDLABOR: 7:28am On Nov 17, 2017
webbro007:
The[s]Japanese have always loved fresh fish. But the water close to Japan has not held many fish for decades.
So to feed the Japanese population, fishing boats got bigger and went farther than ever.
The farther the fishermen went, the longer it took to bring the fish. If the return trip took more time, the fish were not fresh.
To solve this problem, fish
companies installed freezers on their boats. They would catch the fish and freeze them at sea.
Freezers allowed the boats to go farther and stay longer.
However, the Japanese could taste the difference between fresh and frozen fish. And they did not like the taste of frozen fish.
The frozen fish brought a lower price. So, fishing companies installed fish tanks. They would catch the fish and stuff them in the tanks, fin to fin.
After a little thrashing around, they were tired, dull, and lost their fresh-fish taste. The fishing industry faced an impending crisis! But today, they get fresh- tasting fish to Japan.
How did they manage? To keep the fish tasting fresh, the Japanese fishing companies still put the fish in the tanks but with a
small shark.
The fish are challenged and hence are constantly on the move.
The challenge they face keeps them alive and
fresh!
Have you realized that some of us are also living in a pond but most of the time tired and dull?
Basically in our lives, sharks are new challenges to keep us active. If you are steadily conquering
challenges, you are happy. Your challenges keep you energized.
Don’t create success and
revel in it in a state of inertia.
You have the resources, skills and abilities to make a difference. Put a shark in your tank and see how far you can really go..[/s]

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Car Talk / Re: Governor Rotimi Akeredolu Endorses Ondo Auto Rally (Photos And Videos) by HARDLABOR: 7:21am On Nov 17, 2017
lipsrsealed

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Romance / Re: Guys Why Do We Like Staring At Girls Yansh? by HARDLABOR: 5:53am On Nov 17, 2017
TEAMvido:
that's how it was meant to be ......
as a lady if guys don't stare at your body then you need to think about your life
....there is something missing .....


Not all ladies like it o

Was looking at my former boss ass and when she notice I deny it but she keep shouting at me till her husband came an melt us at the scenario.... U know d rest na


Have seing a lady asking som set of guys "una put TV 4 my body wey una dey watch?"
Romance / Re: Who Can Tell Me What Meat Is In This My Soup? by HARDLABOR: 10:11pm On Nov 16, 2017
RareKind:
hahahaaha... Where your location bruv grin


Ma room dey opposite ur room na undecided

U don 4get me angry wink

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Romance / Re: Guys Why Do We Like Staring At Girls Yansh? by HARDLABOR: 9:56pm On Nov 16, 2017
UbanmeUdie:
shocked




The answer is quite simple!


It is because life is full of sh!t.


Buh na both gender dey shiit na
Romance / Re: Who Can Tell Me What Meat Is In This My Soup? by HARDLABOR: 9:55pm On Nov 16, 2017
RareKind:
lol bro... Lie say you never swallow 6 wrapped fufu tonight with this your football lips lol grin


Aswear aneva shop anything after d garri wey I take 3:30 dis afternoon embarassed

U tink say u fit drimble me oya kari da soup kom yia b4 hungry finish ur boi grin sad angry

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Romance / Re: Who Can Tell Me What Meat Is In This My Soup? by HARDLABOR: 9:39pm On Nov 16, 2017
RareKind:
shocked grin


Oga bring dis soup kom may I shop am na

Adey hungry badly dis 9te

Romance / Guys Why Do We Like Staring At Girls Yansh? by HARDLABOR: 9:28pm On Nov 16, 2017
this question may sound stupid but it not really

stupid if you consider this factor

what's the benefit of staring so long at what you know you can't get thereby creating lustful exaggerations on your mind?

When you know you can't get the lady

you just keep staring her at her backside

what do you get from looking at it?


It so crazy how you guys wee sneak

to females monicker and check there

BBW, if you see it you compliment

the bae, what do you get from

complimenting her?


NOT EVEN THANK YOU FROM THE GIRL

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Romance / Re: Hurray! Bae Is 25! by HARDLABOR: 8:45pm On Nov 16, 2017
YamLegs:
I’m going to crush your silly head with my powerful legs


Powerful legs

So inbetween ur

legs are

are d source

of ur income

on d oza room undecided
Romance / Re: Hurray! Bae Is 25! by HARDLABOR: 8:34pm On Nov 16, 2017
YamLegs:
If you ain’t got healthy yams in your leg, then you ain’t nothing!!! angry


What about if ain't got money angry

HARDLABOR fall on u undecided

instead of d shit of ya monicker angry

Who yamlegs ep
Romance / Re: This Guy Is Sexier Than 90% Of The Girls Here In NL Romance by HARDLABOR: 8:28pm On Nov 16, 2017
Dis 1 weak me o angry angry angry


Dnt beg me o

just lemme take dis

drugs jeje an die

for 48 hours

Romance / Re: Hurray! Bae Is 25! by HARDLABOR: 8:23pm On Nov 16, 2017
YamLegs:
He’s cute but he looks like he got skinny legs


What is it about this leg u keep insulting ppl abt

Romance / Re: [A MUST SEE] 10 Good Reasons Why You Should Get Married by HARDLABOR: 2:01pm On Nov 16, 2017
Nairanders una don start again o angry

As I no see who go marry me make I kee myself embarassed



https://www.nairaland.com/4170957/somebody-should-loneliness-wan-kee
Romance / Re: Man Climbs Palm Tree In Pre-Wedding Photos As Fiancée Watches by HARDLABOR: 1:58pm On Nov 16, 2017
uche87:
A young love-struck couple decided to abandon elements of civilization by taking their pre-wedding photo-shoot to the past with the wealth of the local tradition expressed.

Chizurum Chukwuocha a.k.a 'All Weather', has decided to finally tie the knot with his fiancee, Nkechi after a successful courtship over a period of time.

Their pre-wedding photo-shoot captures the environment of love in the medieval period before the advent of onstentatious products and lifestyle linked with the 21st century.

An excited Chizurum made an appraisal of his beautiful wife-to-be in a message sent exclusively to TORI News, and can be read below:

"Vivian Nkechinyere Asogwa (Princess Nk) is a pretty damsel whose heart is that of a gold, her smiles brings forth the sparkles of emerald, very prudent in speech.

"She's a God fearing woman, my prayer warrior. i met her on that faithful day after church service, enjoying herself in an exotic restaurant. Like play - like play, things began to go down well, our love grows stronger every single day and finally landed us on the aisle.

"25th of November is the day I will forever dedicate to God almighty for joining us together as one. I love you NKzurum."

Speaking about the couple, a longtime friend of the groom, Odinaka George, who shared the photos said; "Chizurum is my friend, we met way back from IMT Enugu in 2005, he is a kind-hearted, accomodating and takes everyone as his brother. I wish him and his wifey the very best in their marriage."

Source: http://www.tori.ng/news/80375/love-drunk-man-climbs-palm-tree-to-profess-love-to.html



Are you reading the comments?

Wetin yhu do nairalanders wey dem kom hate u lyk dis?
Romance / Re: Nairaland Get Together Party'03 by HARDLABOR: 1:52pm On Nov 16, 2017
Since nobody fvckin know my ass here angry angry

Tha fvck am I doing there

Go an be feeling like a fvckin alien right embarassed embarassed embarassed

Hell NOOOOOOOO kolewerk undecided undecided

I ain't fvckin going nowhere angry angry angry
Politics / Re: Taskforce Brutalise Otodo Gbame Residents Protesting Illegal Eviction By Ambode by HARDLABOR: 1:33pm On Nov 16, 2017
This thing as happened long has last year na


Those egun ppl Was The one that first started the fight before ambode later interfere and order that everybody should evacuate the place
Romance / Re: What Will You Do If You Walk In On Your Partner Cheating On You With An Ex Few by HARDLABOR: 1:30pm On Nov 16, 2017
Faithola:

Lol hunku.... I am an opinion blogger..... Don't be to quick to judge. I don't cheat and I haven't... It's either I am there or I am not. I respect and value relationship hence I don't go into it quickly.


Wow! This is an humorous msg wink wink wink wink



at the bolded it seems like you may be single so as me sad sad


How a bow you and I
cool lipsrsealed undecided kiss

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Crime / Re: Wanted Man!!! by HARDLABOR: 8:18pm On Nov 15, 2017
dulux07:
The guy in the picture, whose name is SEGUN SEMIU, absconded with an ASH TOKUNBO TOYOTA COROLLA 2003 model on the 31st of October 2017 at Egbeda area of Lagos, he was ask to go wash the car engine, and has since then vanished.
Please anyone with useful information about his whereabout should please contact the following numbers. 08098058917, 08022534007, or the nearest police station. Thank you.

Mods please help push this to the front page. God bless.




How much una wan pay me ifa catch am?

I no d guy wella
Business / Re: Dangote Group Sells Noodles Business For USD12 Million by HARDLABOR: 8:15pm On Nov 15, 2017
FTC
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by HARDLABOR: 7:02pm On Nov 15, 2017
Went to a shop to stake today

And there was this guy beside

Me staking 2bookings with 5k

Each so I was begging him to give

Me the bookings so he said he bought

The games, he even showed me the

Transaction receipt, 20k and he said

He's still going to pay some balance after

Winning... after much beggings he refuse

to give me the bookings

But I later remember that the game might

Still be with the agent guy

So I stake it with N100 each

B956ETERAAWWAR-1064592

B913ETERAARAAA-1064592

Dunno that some people are still

So easily to scam like this

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Celebrities / Re: Stunning New Photos Of Empress Njamah by HARDLABOR: 5:50pm On Nov 15, 2017
She fyn reach my girlfriend


Wetin dey stun for here nw
Religion / Re: 'Apostle Suleman Collects N5000 For Handshake For Blessings' - Man Accuses by HARDLABOR: 5:40pm On Nov 15, 2017
5k for handshake of blessing angry angry angry


Anyway sha! Make una no spoil im market undecided

Some of his gullible followers might b on dis thread wink

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Family / Re: 7 Ways An African Mother Expresses Love. by HARDLABOR: 5:18pm On Nov 15, 2017
obataokenwa:
I remember when I was beating my younger brother...he kicked my blokus and I fainted and couldn't stand...my mum was informed and she did all she can to open my nickers to see my blokus and penis...I refused ooo...she backed me to a pharmacy shop handled by a woman and I refused any of them bringing out my penis...she begged ooo and knelt down saying " I'm your mother and I bathed you till u grow, pls show me let me see the damage it has done to you....I refused ooo till we went to another pharmacy managed by a man...he examined me properly and said nothing wrong with me....

in the midnight night while sleeping, my mother stubbornly opened my nickers and was accessing my penis and blokus and I woke up so angry...she said at least the penis still stands properly....

shout out to my mum...that woman stubbornly love us

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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by HARDLABOR: 4:34pm On Nov 15, 2017
BUGOFF:

It Depends, Some Are or Over2.5/under / NG or Over2.5/under.


So how many goals awee xpectin from both teams

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