Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by HARDLABOR: 8:57pm On Nov 17, 2017 |
Youngeasy1:
Make I go drink Origin, the REDS no be here... Tomorrow is another day Bros shift lemme join u an collect 1 bottle for me 1 Like |
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Celebrities / Re: Bovi Slammed For Using His Children For Homophobic Jokes & Sexual Language by HARDLABOR: 7:09pm On Nov 17, 2017 |
What happen when you've run out of jokes?
You start spewing trash
Just wondering what the audience might be doing instead of them to be laughing
May im go try am 4 developing countries na weda dem no go stone am komot 4 stage
N/B; am not a gay o
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Travel / Re: World's Most Dangerous And Peaceful Countries Revealed On Map, See Nigeria(Photo by HARDLABOR: 7:01pm On Nov 17, 2017 |
Lemme book space at Explorers thread and chill around ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png)
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NYSC / Re: Edo Female Corper Beaten To Coma By Her Employer's Brother (Photos) by HARDLABOR: 4:05pm On Nov 17, 2017 |
I need money......
Plz anybody da 1 2 do advert on dis space shud contact me......
Let's do business |
Crime / Re: Police Nab Two Over Theft Of Water Heaters by HARDLABOR: 8:35am On Nov 17, 2017 |
Hunger |
Crime / Re: Man Kidnaps 16-Year-Old Facebook Girlfriend In Edo, Had Sex With Her For 4 Days by HARDLABOR: 8:30am On Nov 17, 2017 |
Dafuq am I reading dis morning ![](/faces/huh.png) 2 Likes 1 Share |
Crime / Re: Man Kidnaps 16-Year-Old Facebook Girlfriend In Edo, Had Sex With Her For 4 Days by HARDLABOR: 8:27am On Nov 17, 2017 |
For advert on dis space, contact me........... 1 Like |
Car Talk / Re: Governor Rotimi Akeredolu Endorses Ondo Auto Rally (Photos And Videos) by HARDLABOR: 7:28am On Nov 17, 2017 |
webbro007: The[s]Japanese have always loved fresh fish. But the water close to Japan has not held many fish for decades. So to feed the Japanese population, fishing boats got bigger and went farther than ever. The farther the fishermen went, the longer it took to bring the fish. If the return trip took more time, the fish were not fresh. To solve this problem, fish companies installed freezers on their boats. They would catch the fish and freeze them at sea. Freezers allowed the boats to go farther and stay longer. However, the Japanese could taste the difference between fresh and frozen fish. And they did not like the taste of frozen fish. The frozen fish brought a lower price. So, fishing companies installed fish tanks. They would catch the fish and stuff them in the tanks, fin to fin. After a little thrashing around, they were tired, dull, and lost their fresh-fish taste. The fishing industry faced an impending crisis! But today, they get fresh- tasting fish to Japan. How did they manage? To keep the fish tasting fresh, the Japanese fishing companies still put the fish in the tanks but with a small shark. The fish are challenged and hence are constantly on the move. The challenge they face keeps them alive and fresh! Have you realized that some of us are also living in a pond but most of the time tired and dull? Basically in our lives, sharks are new challenges to keep us active. If you are steadily conquering challenges, you are happy. Your challenges keep you energized. Don’t create success and revel in it in a state of inertia. You have the resources, skills and abilities to make a difference. Put a shark in your tank and see how far you can really go..[/s] 3 Likes
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Car Talk / Re: Governor Rotimi Akeredolu Endorses Ondo Auto Rally (Photos And Videos) by HARDLABOR: 7:21am On Nov 17, 2017 |
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Romance / Re: Guys Why Do We Like Staring At Girls Yansh? by HARDLABOR: 5:53am On Nov 17, 2017 |
TEAMvido: that's how it was meant to be ......
as a lady if guys don't stare at your body then you need to think about your life ....there is something missing ..... Not all ladies like it o Was looking at my former boss ass and when she notice I deny it but she keep shouting at me till her husband came an melt us at the scenario.... U know d rest na Have seing a lady asking som set of guys "una put TV 4 my body wey una dey watch?" |
Romance / Re: Who Can Tell Me What Meat Is In This My Soup? by HARDLABOR: 10:11pm On Nov 16, 2017 |
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Romance / Re: Guys Why Do We Like Staring At Girls Yansh? by HARDLABOR: 9:56pm On Nov 16, 2017 |
UbanmeUdie: ![shocked](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/shocked.gif)
The answer is quite simple!
It is because life is full of sh!t. Buh na both gender dey shiit na |
Romance / Re: Who Can Tell Me What Meat Is In This My Soup? by HARDLABOR: 9:55pm On Nov 16, 2017 |
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Romance / Re: Who Can Tell Me What Meat Is In This My Soup? by HARDLABOR: 9:39pm On Nov 16, 2017 |
RareKind: ![grin](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/grin.png) Oga bring dis soup kom may I shop am na Adey hungry badly dis 9te
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Romance / Guys Why Do We Like Staring At Girls Yansh? by HARDLABOR: 9:28pm On Nov 16, 2017 |
this question may sound stupid but it not really
stupid if you consider this factor
what's the benefit of staring so long at what you know you can't get thereby creating lustful exaggerations on your mind?
When you know you can't get the lady
you just keep staring her at her backside
what do you get from looking at it?
It so crazy how you guys wee sneak
to females monicker and check there
BBW, if you see it you compliment
the bae, what do you get from
complimenting her?
NOT EVEN THANK YOU FROM THE GIRL 2 Shares
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Romance / Re: Hurray! Bae Is 25! by HARDLABOR: 8:45pm On Nov 16, 2017 |
YamLegs: I’m going to crush your silly head with my powerful legs Powerful legs ![](/faces/huh.png) So inbetween ur legs are are d source of ur income on d oza room ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png) |
Romance / Re: Hurray! Bae Is 25! by HARDLABOR: 8:34pm On Nov 16, 2017 |
YamLegs: If you ain’t got healthy yams in your leg, then you ain’t nothing!!! ![angry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/angry.png) What about if ain't got money ![angry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/angry.png) HARDLABOR fall on u ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png) instead of d shit of ya monicker ![angry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/angry.png) Who yamlegs ep ![](/faces/huh.png) |
Romance / Re: This Guy Is Sexier Than 90% Of The Girls Here In NL Romance by HARDLABOR: 8:28pm On Nov 16, 2017 |
Dis 1 weak me o ![angry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/angry.png) Dnt beg me o just lemme take dis drugs jeje an die for 48 hours
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Romance / Re: Hurray! Bae Is 25! by HARDLABOR: 8:23pm On Nov 16, 2017 |
YamLegs: He’s cute but he looks like he got skinny legs What is it about this leg u keep insulting ppl abt ![](/faces/huh.png)
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Romance / Re: [A MUST SEE] 10 Good Reasons Why You Should Get Married by HARDLABOR: 2:01pm On Nov 16, 2017 |
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Romance / Re: Man Climbs Palm Tree In Pre-Wedding Photos As Fiancée Watches by HARDLABOR: 1:58pm On Nov 16, 2017 |
uche87: A young love-struck couple decided to abandon elements of civilization by taking their pre-wedding photo-shoot to the past with the wealth of the local tradition expressed.
Chizurum Chukwuocha a.k.a 'All Weather', has decided to finally tie the knot with his fiancee, Nkechi after a successful courtship over a period of time. Their pre-wedding photo-shoot captures the environment of love in the medieval period before the advent of onstentatious products and lifestyle linked with the 21st century. An excited Chizurum made an appraisal of his beautiful wife-to-be in a message sent exclusively to TORI News, and can be read below: "Vivian Nkechinyere Asogwa (Princess Nk) is a pretty damsel whose heart is that of a gold, her smiles brings forth the sparkles of emerald, very prudent in speech. "She's a God fearing woman, my prayer warrior. i met her on that faithful day after church service, enjoying herself in an exotic restaurant. Like play - like play, things began to go down well, our love grows stronger every single day and finally landed us on the aisle. "25th of November is the day I will forever dedicate to God almighty for joining us together as one. I love you NKzurum." Speaking about the couple, a longtime friend of the groom, Odinaka George, who shared the photos said; "Chizurum is my friend, we met way back from IMT Enugu in 2005, he is a kind-hearted, accomodating and takes everyone as his brother. I wish him and his wifey the very best in their marriage." Source: http://www.tori.ng/news/80375/love-drunk-man-climbs-palm-tree-to-profess-love-to.html
Are you reading the comments? ![](/faces/huh.png) Wetin yhu do nairalanders wey dem kom hate u lyk dis? ![](/faces/huh.png) |
Romance / Re: Nairaland Get Together Party'03 by HARDLABOR: 1:52pm On Nov 16, 2017 |
Since nobody fvckin know my ass here ![angry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/angry.png)
Tha fvck am I doing there ![](/faces/huh.png)
Go an be feeling like a fvckin alien right ![embarassed](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/embarassed.png)
Hell NOOOOOOOO kolewerk ![undecided](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/undecided.png)
I ain't fvckin going nowhere ![angry](https://www.nairaland.com/faces/angry.png) |
Politics / Re: Taskforce Brutalise Otodo Gbame Residents Protesting Illegal Eviction By Ambode by HARDLABOR: 1:33pm On Nov 16, 2017 |
This thing as happened long has last year na
Those egun ppl Was The one that first started the fight before ambode later interfere and order that everybody should evacuate the place |
Romance / Re: What Will You Do If You Walk In On Your Partner Cheating On You With An Ex Few by HARDLABOR: 1:30pm On Nov 16, 2017 |
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Crime / Re: Wanted Man!!! by HARDLABOR: 8:18pm On Nov 15, 2017 |
dulux07: The guy in the picture, whose name is SEGUN SEMIU, absconded with an ASH TOKUNBO TOYOTA COROLLA 2003 model on the 31st of October 2017 at Egbeda area of Lagos, he was ask to go wash the car engine, and has since then vanished. Please anyone with useful information about his whereabout should please contact the following numbers. 08098058917, 08022534007, or the nearest police station. Thank you.
Mods please help push this to the front page. God bless.
How much una wan pay me ifa catch am? I no d guy wella |
Business / Re: Dangote Group Sells Noodles Business For USD12 Million by HARDLABOR: 8:15pm On Nov 15, 2017 |
FTC |
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by HARDLABOR: 7:02pm On Nov 15, 2017 |
Went to a shop to stake today
And there was this guy beside
Me staking 2bookings with 5k
Each so I was begging him to give
Me the bookings so he said he bought
The games, he even showed me the
Transaction receipt, 20k and he said
He's still going to pay some balance after
Winning... after much beggings he refuse
to give me the bookings
But I later remember that the game might
Still be with the agent guy
So I stake it with N100 each
B956ETERAAWWAR-1064592
B913ETERAARAAA-1064592
Dunno that some people are still
So easily to scam like this 5 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Stunning New Photos Of Empress Njamah by HARDLABOR: 5:50pm On Nov 15, 2017 |
She fyn reach my girlfriend ![](/faces/huh.png) Wetin dey stun for here nw |
Religion / Re: 'Apostle Suleman Collects N5000 For Handshake For Blessings' - Man Accuses by HARDLABOR: 5:40pm On Nov 15, 2017 |
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Family / Re: 7 Ways An African Mother Expresses Love. by HARDLABOR: 5:18pm On Nov 15, 2017 |
obataokenwa: I remember when I was beating my younger brother...he kicked my blokus and I fainted and couldn't stand...my mum was informed and she did all she can to open my nickers to see my blokus and penis...I refused ooo...she backed me to a pharmacy shop handled by a woman and I refused any of them bringing out my penis...she begged ooo and knelt down saying " I'm your mother and I bathed you till u grow, pls show me let me see the damage it has done to you....I refused ooo till we went to another pharmacy managed by a man...he examined me properly and said nothing wrong with me....
in the midnight night while sleeping, my mother stubbornly opened my nickers and was accessing my penis and blokus and I woke up so angry...she said at least the penis still stands properly....
shout out to my mum...that woman stubbornly love us 11 Likes
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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by HARDLABOR: 4:34pm On Nov 15, 2017 |
BUGOFF: It Depends, Some Are or Over2.5/under / NG or Over2.5/under. So how many goals awee xpectin from both teams
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