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Business / Re: Jeff Bezos Agrees $35bn Divorce by Hedonisst: 6:20am On Apr 06, 2019 |
LordAdam: Tell them! Wussies acting more feminist than women themselves in a bid to win their affections. How pathetic. |
Business / Re: Jeff Bezos Agrees $35bn Divorce by Hedonisst: 5:47am On Apr 06, 2019 |
LordAdam: Given that sapiosexuality is ambisexual, permit me to profess my undying love for you. |
Business / Re: Jeff Bezos Agrees $35bn Divorce by Hedonisst: 5:27am On Apr 06, 2019 |
wizemax: This is one for the archives. This is exactly how I see the species, for the most part, with only a tiny percentile of eminent exceptions. 1 Like |
Business / Re: Jeff Bezos Agrees $35bn Divorce by Hedonisst: 5:25am On Apr 06, 2019 |
MelaninGold: Will you shut up! "who needs a cheating husband", yen yen yen. So a hardworking and prosperous man should exclude himself from all the wonderful adventures that his money can afford, just to stick to your parasitic, monotonous, washed out self in the name of faithfulness? In which world does that happen? Because Jeff is a mumu jew man, girls like you can have mouth to talk. Try that with Donald Trump who is a bloody ass real man and indulges himself as he should, with impunity, marriage or no marriage. Divorce settlement my foot. You better wake up from that slumber and smell the coffee. |
Crime / Re: Police Dismiss Ogunyemi Olalekan For 'killing Kolade Johnson'. by Hedonisst: 7:59am On Apr 05, 2019 |
babatee100: Not possible in this kind of case. Wey matter don each commissioner, reach IGP, even reach presidency? Good boy no solve this one. |
Crime / Re: Police Dismiss Ogunyemi Olalekan For 'killing Kolade Johnson'. by Hedonisst: 7:55am On Apr 05, 2019 |
Edge1:. I don't know o, so I don't know. Give me the lowdown, my brother. |
Crime / Re: Offshore Workers Find Love Charm 'Done By Lady And Thrown Into Sea'. Photos by Hedonisst: 7:42am On Apr 05, 2019 |
BOOOMNAIJA: What the hell are you talking about? 20 Likes |
Crime / Re: Offshore Workers Find Love Charm 'Done By Lady And Thrown Into Sea'. Photos by Hedonisst: 7:39am On Apr 05, 2019 |
Ah, eleyi ma gidi gan. Ah. Abi e ma ri nkan. Ah. 2 Likes 2 Shares |
Crime / Re: This Man, OLUMIDE OLUFUNSHO, SCAMMED Me (photo) by Hedonisst: 7:27am On Apr 05, 2019 |
Just look at how a full grown agbaya idiot is making a fool of himself in the name of scamming. I'm sure 'rocking' the shoes wasn't the endgame. The endgame was probably to fleece you off some money in your desperation for the Total job, if you had been a sucker. 6 Likes |
Crime / Re: Ayomide Olaribigbe Declared Wanted By Police In United Kingdom. Photo by Hedonisst: 10:01pm On Apr 04, 2019 |
The internalisation of MC Oluomo-ism. |
Celebrities / Re: John Okafor Denies He Has Stroke: 'Na Their Papa Get Stroke' - Mr Ibu Fires Back by Hedonisst: 9:58pm On Apr 04, 2019 |
He is an authentic Nigerian cultural icon. It would be great to have people like him healthy and alive for as long as possible. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh To Face Police IG Over Illegal Sales Of Ex Husband 's Property by Hedonisst: 9:51pm On Apr 04, 2019 |
O set tie. Very good. |
Celebrities / Re: John Okafor: Mr Ibu Has Stroke by Hedonisst: 9:33pm On Apr 04, 2019 |
www.insurancephonenumber.com? If this kind of site tells me that there's God, then I'll be an atheist. Nonsense and ingredients. |
Politics / Re: Only A Creative Government Can Pay 30,000 Min Wage. by Hedonisst: 6:58pm On Apr 04, 2019 |
mekaboy: Mekaboy, your brain is working. I've told people around me to brace up. This new minimum wage, plus the sheer evil mindedness of Buhari and his government, would mean that everything would be increased - VAT o, fuel prices o, everything. Just watch and see. The inflation rate would be mind boggling. Thankfully for me, I don't bloody care because my sources of income don't rely on the bastard Buhari and his foolishness. But I have family members who do, so it would indirectly affect me if the looming hardship sets in. It would be worse than the depressive recession of 2016. |
Politics / Re: States In Nigeria Controlled By The PDP And Their Governors 2019 by Hedonisst: 6:27pm On Apr 04, 2019 |
fykes: Don't mind these fools. If you remove Lagos, where in the South West is as lovely as Enugu? Boy Enugu is a glorious city. Everything complete. The problem is that these Ewedu people don't travel. And they don't have 'Obi eji eli ego'. So they all stay ensconced in Lagos and run their oily mouths. They are never proud of their own brown roof states and rustic villages. They all prefer to focus on Lagos. Lagos that they didn't contribute to making it what it is today. Ndiara. 1 Like |
Crime / Re: My Phone Was Stolen And Money Withdrawn From My Bank Account by Hedonisst: 6:05pm On Apr 04, 2019 |
My people, you need to learn to be devious in all your ways. Street University is the ultimate Ivy League University. - Don't register a phone number with your bank's ussd system (go to your bank and order them to unlink/deregister your number from ussd services!) - My alerts only come in via email. - I don't have a bank app, and not registered to any bloody app. - Online transactions are strictly on the bank's website or Quickteller. - No software tokens (OTP) whatsoever. Only hardware token, etc, etc. * If you follow these standard precautions, even if your phone is stolen, your Sim card will be totally useless to any potential 'account clearer'. 100% guaranteed. My people perish for lack of knowledge, but it's okay. 25 Likes 3 Shares |
Politics / Re: It Will Be Hard For An Igbo Man To Be Nigeria President by Hedonisst: 5:45pm On Apr 04, 2019 |
Who gives a fucccccck if an Igbo man is president? Would the Igbo president benefit me directly in any way? How many prosperous Nigerians out there (and they are in their millions), made their fortune, or make a living, because their tribesman is president, vice president, senate president, speaker, CJN SGF, yen yen yen this or yen yen yen that? ? ? Buhari that is the president now, is milk and honey flowing in Daura? I'm fed up with all this bullshit. Keep your presidency. The Igbo man is a born hustler and entrepreneur. He would prosper. He would fleece you off whatever you steal in government and assume ownership of the mammoth wealth grounded in 'verifiable' business. In other words fuckkk government. Go and steal, and we will collect the money from you and appropriate it to ourselves. Baggers. 1 Like |
Travel / Re: Air Peace Orders 30 Brand New E195-E2 Jets In $2.1bn Deal With Embraer by Hedonisst: 5:33pm On Apr 04, 2019 |
Akabuking: You didn't have to quote me to say something profoundly stupid. If you don't have the answer to my very straightforward question, then the sensible thing is to DESIST from quoting me! |
Business / Re: Meet The Top Nigerian Instagram Entrepreneurs by Hedonisst: 5:31pm On Apr 04, 2019 |
Sanchez01: You're citing a Quora answer for what is essentially a simple English word with a simple English definition. It's demeaning to be having this argument with you, I'm sorry. |
Business / Re: Meet The Top Nigerian Instagram Entrepreneurs by Hedonisst: 5:00pm On Apr 04, 2019 |
leye4u: Don't mind these ignoramuses. Confidently spewing nonsense. |
Business / Re: Meet The Top Nigerian Instagram Entrepreneurs by Hedonisst: 4:49pm On Apr 04, 2019 |
Sanchez01: How do you define an Entrepreneur? You're funny. Anyone that is self-employed, that undertakes any venture, that renders any service in exchange for payment, IS an entrepreneur! 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Rivers Election: My Mandate Was Stolen — Awara Cries Out by Hedonisst: 11:27am On Apr 04, 2019 |
To slap this guy don dey hungry me for long walahi. And with this my single bone and fibre palms, one slap na two coffins dem go take bury am. 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: My Grouse With The Eko Atlantic Project :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: by Hedonisst: 8:34pm On Apr 03, 2019 |
magicminister: From my experience we don't have nearly enough of "so much talent". It's a game of numbers. If by talent, you mean being good enough to be mere cogs in the wheel, especially when working overseas, or being good enough to reinvent the wheel (which is what our people excel at), then I understand that. Innovators? Outliers? Too few. |
Travel / Re: Air Peace Orders 30 Brand New E195-E2 Jets In $2.1bn Deal With Embraer by Hedonisst: 7:29pm On Apr 03, 2019 |
Who is financing the acquisition? 2 Likes |
Politics / Re: My Grouse With The Eko Atlantic Project :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: by Hedonisst: 7:27pm On Apr 03, 2019 |
fykes: Stay there and be making yeye mouth. You're comparing your incompetent self to Chinese, Indians and Koreans. How funny does that sound! Just stay in your lane abeg. 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: Celebration Of Wike's Reelection: Live From Government House Port Harcourt by Hedonisst: 7:22pm On Apr 03, 2019 |
Chino you dey work with Ekwunife? If so, I get sweet deal for you. 3 Likes |
Politics / Re: INEC Declares Wike Winner Of Rivers Governorship Race by Hedonisst: 7:16pm On Apr 03, 2019 |
Stalwert: Who is this bloody idiot? You must be high on gbegiri and ewedu. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Crime / Re: Lady Pushed Out Of Moving Bus After Rejecting To Have Sex With 3 Boys In Lagos. by Hedonisst: 5:59pm On Apr 02, 2019 |
The suggestive picture glamourises and even makes a mockery of the crime. Very silly indeed. 25 Likes 2 Shares |
Politics / Re: Nyesom Wike Wins 8 LGAs In Rivers, Awara 2 by Hedonisst: 5:21pm On Apr 02, 2019 |
Nonsense. Rigged election. It's a joke.... How the bloody hell can the nonentity ABC party (or whatever) and its biokporkpor of an unknown human being win a whole LGA, 'talk less' of 2? 2 Likes |
Crime / Re: Man Reveals What SARS Officer Who Killed Kolade Johnson Did To Him In Lagos.Pics by Hedonisst: 5:10pm On Apr 02, 2019 |
Just look at the obese pig. And the most annoying thing is how unremorseful he looks. If I had the money, I would settle the CP and other top bosses in the Lagos police hierarchy to release the fat, disgusting bastard. Forget the internal processes, long talk, and court case. Let us forgive and forget. And release the idiot.... Release him alone to the 'boys in the hood' of Onipetesi, and zoom off. If he survives that ordeal, then he can continue with his life. 395 Likes 29 Shares |
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