Even this cat get sense pass our Daura President. No budget yet he is touring every where, but the cat could recognize the lassa in that rat.

Lie muhameed will explain better. Waiting!!!!

I wasn't here today!!!

LEARN FROM THIS:

A lady bought an iPad, when her father saw it, he asked: "What was the first thing you did when you bought it?”

"I put an anti-scratch sticker on the screen and bought a cover for the iPad," she replied.

"Did someone force you to do so?"

"No."

"Don't you think it's an insult to the manufacturer?"

"No dad! In fact, they even recommend using a cover for the iPad!"

"Did you cover it because it was cheap and ugly?"

"Actually, I covered it because I didn't want it to get damaged and decrease in value."

"When you put the cover on, didn't it reduce the iPad's beauty?"

"I think it looks better; it’s worth it for the protection it gives my iPad."

The father looked lovingly at his daughter and said: "Yet, if I had asked you to cover your body, which is much more precious than the iPad, would you have readily agreed"

She kept silent!

Lesson: If you don't dress well by covering your body, ladies; then, you can get damaged and decreased in value!

#DressDecently #

LEARN FROM THIS:

A lady bought an iPad, when her father saw it, he asked: "What was the first thing you did when you bought it?”

"I put an anti-scratch sticker on the screen and bought a cover for the iPad," she replied.

"Did someone force you to do so?"

"No."

"Don't you think it's an insult to the manufacturer?"

"No dad! In fact, they even recommend using a cover for the iPad!"

"Did you cover it because it was cheap and ugly?"

"Actually, I covered it because I didn't want it to get damaged and decrease in value."

"When you put the cover on, didn't it reduce the iPad's beauty?"

"I think it looks better; it’s worth it for the protection it gives my iPad."

The father looked lovingly at his daughter and said: "Yet, if I had asked you to cover your body, which is much more precious than the iPad, would you have readily agreed"

She kept silent!

Lesson: If you don't dress well by covering your body, ladies; then, you can get damaged and decreased in value!

#DressDecently #

Office you said, what kind of office could that be?

I just remembered I served under him, NYSC Batch C 2010/2011, NAFDAC National Headquarters, Wuse Zone 7, Abuja. How time flies!!! Wish you well in your future endeavor sir, Dr Paul.

kjhova:


You probably don't know that President Jonathan carried out this privatisation programme and set up the NERC which was quoted in the OP's write up. You also probably don't know that the tarrif increase has been pre-agreed with the power companies since the Jonathan era under the MYTO 1 and MYTO 2 agreements.

So before you spew forth further hatred for the current government, educate yourself on the happenings in the power sector over the last eight years and realise that the hands of Fashola are somewhat tied presently unless you suggest that we undo the errors of the past administration.

My teacher, I have never heard of anything like continuity in governance since the history of this country, why is it only in the power sector that Fashola and Buhari hands are tied Baba leave trash for LAWMA abeg!!!

#budgetgate!!!!

APSHIT supporters should keep clapping for Fashola, Daura clown and Lie Muhammed. Fashola is the right man for the job, so don't wail yet. Hypocrite government.

I am not trying to take side with any criminal whatsoever but, is Amaechi not from Rivers too or is he above the law Is EFCC under Amaechi, as one Benin girl once said that EFCC is under Yahoo.

I thought PMB said we are only known for crime. Illiteracy is a bastard. Anyways is what NAPA bill could afford though.

With the way things are going by mid-2016, $1 will be equal 1k ($1=#1,000). I guess this is what PMB meant when he said $1 will be equal #1(#1k). Illiteracy is a bastard.

greatiyk4u:


Are u the judiciary that passes judgment?............u appear too aggressive in ur reactions to any thing that concerns Buhari...........are u truly a female?

You be Nairaland EFCC? Go investigate her weda she be man or woman or both.

Elosky20:
how will this help us in bringing back our yams, that they shared mercilessly

Go and ask your Daura president.

I just hope Boko haram are not looking for Western medical care

I saw this dog die!!!! I don't understand.

Hope the man and the people that bypass his luggage have arrested

Buhari and his kitchen cabinets be like, come on you N. K. And Obj be like, where these brainless people for come?

Banky I hail you and your trainer. Banky de dream like this APC guy say Buhari don turn Nigeria to small London in 6 months.

Were you a comedian before or you are just introduced into comedy Keep it up, I hope you make a lot of money in this Valentine.

Elosky20:
your salary and allowances can pay 900 teachers comfortably why nt pay them. or stop complaining

What is wrong with the point he made? Besides can you take biscuit for a whole meal We should stop political sentiments and face facts.

The biggest fraud I have ever heard of in my life is PMB 2016 budget. Before calling any Nigerian (both home and abroad) criminal he should first look at the fingers pointing to him.

Nice message mahn, but try and work on the way you put your words OK.

This man wey dem de call waterside sef. Meaning other governors who won their case at the Supreme Court also influence the judges??

More!!!!

More!!!

FG still de remove tax from prisoners feeding money

With the way things are going, it is obvious that this country is no longer met for the poor.
When Mr. Ibu heard his shop at mpape was demolished.

The Landlord of Aso Rock is the dullard from Daura. The apartment to be rented is for our tourist president, so he could find a place to put his head whenever he visit Nigeria. He's always flying.

You said you saw him where? Your answer will definitely close the case.

honeric01:


Then you must be new to football.. You can't imagine what he has always maintained?

He will definitely trail the path of Wenger because his concentration on BPL and champions League has yielded nothing.