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Romance / Re: My Ritualist Friend Just Died...... by Hoddor(m): 10:21pm On Jun 03, 2018
For those of you talking about Intercontinental Bank being fazed out around 2001, you are correct, this said guy doesn't stay in Nigeria, and what he showed me was his statement of account sent through email by the bank, with a request to come and update his account for a new cheque book. The dude had enough money in his account that the bank was still pleading with him to come and update it, he was reluctant cuz he had more cash at hand to even bother himself with bank update as he put it.

I won't lie against the dead, everything you've read here is a true story....

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Romance / Re: My Ritualist Friend Just Died...... by Hoddor(m): 2:49pm On Jun 03, 2018
Nateben:
Op, I don't know who you are or interested in knowing you, but I have a question please.......

Is the guys name Ejike (Daga) from Enugu state?

Wow, that's correct, but I would have preferred if you didn't use his real name, just Daga would have been enough...

I guess you know him?

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Romance / Re: My Ritualist Friend Just Died...... by Hoddor(m): 2:28pm On Jun 03, 2018
For those of you saying it's a story, I guess you have the right to, every word I've written here is true, I have nothing to gain in making up stuff like this.....

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Romance / My Ritualist Friend Just Died...... by Hoddor(m): 1:32pm On Jun 03, 2018
Please, I don't know the right place to post this, but any mod can help me move to the appropriate place, thanks.

Just got the news of a friend's death, met the guy 2014 Dec, I was standing at Anammco junction Emene, when someone in a black Range Rover Vogue called out my name, nick name to be precise, I went over to the car, and it was my classmate in secondary school, he was fresher than ever, with a woman sitting beside him, he asked where I was headed to, and I told him, unfortunately, we were not going same direction, so he gave me his hotel name and room number, I couldn't get his mobile number cuz my phone was a scrap, lol, so that faithful evening, we met, and I promised him heaven on earth, on how I will do whatever to be in his position, after much plea, my guy opened up, told me he met one baba in Ghana, and he was told to bring white ram and 50k naira, which he did, so baba prepared concoction that smelled like a dead body and rubbed all over him, and asked that he doesn't wash it off for 3days, na so my guy begin sleep for uncompleted building for the whole period. To cut the whole story short, after the whole thing, he was told not to sleep with any woman that is not married and never to eat any food prepared by a woman, this guy told me it was easier to get and sleep with a married woman than single lady, told me how easy it was and showed me his bank statement, FirstBank was way above 700 mill and Intercontinental bank then was a little above 90 mill, said he had a mini room in his house where sunlight should never shine, that every week, he brings out nothing less than 20 million naira equivalent from the room in foreign currency, and that there was no restriction on how you spend the money, he also promised to help me get married women if I wanted.
Now, sleeping with married women wasn't a problem I thought to myself, but, how could I not eat anything being food that is prepared by a woman, how can I visit my mom and not eat or refuse to eat her food? I told him it was kind of impossible not to eat a woman's food, and he assured me that it was easy, that he had a male chef, whom he takes wherever he goes, and that he only visit restaurants run by male chefs outside Nigeria, but then I decided to change the topic, noting that he must have made up his mind to spend the rest of his life in hell, somehow it amused him, my guy opened his mouth to tell me that God's grace abound, that all he needed was to ask for forgiveness with his last breath, and that all will be fine.... Anyways, I asked for money to help me think about it, and also prepare my mind, which he gave me a cheque of 100k and told me he had his reasons for not giving me cash, I left and was so glad that he doesn't have my number. Just yesterday, I saw his picture on one of our classmates page, with RIP inscription, so I sent a direct message to the guy asking what's up, he told me that the dude dies on Friday night, that he stopped at a traffic light in Germany, and a heavy duty truck that lost control climbed his car and he died at the spot with a woman he was carrying.......

I just can't stop thinking....
Did he ever get the chance to ask for forgiveness?
Did he ever think he was going to fool or scam the devil?

To everyone who's hustle is pure, regardless of the slow or stagnant progress, please keep hope alive, everyday holds the possibility of a miracle, God will surely pick our call one day........



Peace.

I've read a lot of comments here, that why I decided to modify..

About Intercontinental Bank, what the guy showed to me was statement of account by email, with a request to visit his branch for account update for a new cheque book, and yes, even though the bank was merged with another then, they were still sending him statements and requesting that he comes for update, again, i believe he was out of the country for long, trust me, banks don't freeze or block some accounts with a certain amount in it, unless ordered by the court or efcc...

The only reason I shared this story here is because, I know one or two people will learn from it, you can't eat your cake and still have it, knowing the mentality of some people here on NL, even if the guy himself shared this, they will still doubt and makes jokes out of it, things are happening, whether you believe it or not.... Thanks.

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Health / Re: Please, Am I Okay? by Hoddor(m): 12:20pm On Feb 14, 2018
Holluwaphlexy:
make sure you don't meet the wrong doc. Or a fraudster who will only add to your problem ........you can google specialist for such case

Thanks for your advice bro.

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Health / Re: Please, Am I Okay? by Hoddor(m): 12:12pm On Feb 14, 2018
MhizAJ:

Ywc
I'm not but i know you are okay

Thanks, that's a little comforting..
Health / Re: Please, Am I Okay? by Hoddor(m): 11:16am On Feb 14, 2018
MhizAJ:
I don't understand cheesy

Oga you are normal...Very normal

Thanks AJ, I really appreciate, please, are you a nurse or doctor?
Health / Re: Please, Am I Okay? by Hoddor(m): 11:13am On Feb 14, 2018
Holluwaphlexy:
who knows ur condition might be a kind of reward for one good deed ur great grandpa did sha......lol
back to the main point try to seek medical help asap before it turns out to what you can't control

Thanks bro, actually, I don't even know where to start.
Like I should go to a hospital and tell them all this?
Please, if you know any doctor here in Lagos, male o, kindly direct me, thanks......
Health / Please, Am I Okay? by Hoddor(m): 10:41am On Feb 14, 2018
Good day people of NL, please, I need help from our medical personnels on board, I just want to know if my condition is normal, I don't usually bring personal issues on social media, but my friends have found a way to mock and cajole me.......

I don't know what I'm suffering from, but recently, I have completely lost control of my manhood, and I'm really scared.

I lost my relationship last years June, and I never touched any lady nor myself, so this January, I started dating someone and we became lovers, and I noticed that it takes me more than 45mins to cum, and even after I cum, I still stand like a teenager on heat, mind you, I'm in my earliest 30s, and the worst part is that I'm way above average down there, most ladies complain about the size, and for the past two weeks or so, I've been waking up with full and hard erection that doesn't allow me take a piss in the morning till i take a cold shower, and most times at the office, it stands on its own for no apparent reason, I told my male colleagues, hoping for a solution, but it became a joking stuff, with them asking me to start making money with it, it went on that my supervisor who happens to be divorced called me yesterday and begged me to help her experience orgasm, said she doesn't know what it feels like, I thought it was a joke till we actually lodged yesterday, and yes, she experienced it twice before I came, and was still standing rock hard..

I'm seeking for advice here because she transferred 50k to me this morning and asked that I seek help, said she has never seen any man with my condition, I'm just scared please... Someone help me, I don't think I'm normal.
Jokes Etc / Re: Screen Grabs Of Nigerians Sense Of Humor... Laugh Away Your Sorrow. by Hoddor(m): 1:08pm On Jul 13, 2017
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Jokes Etc / Re: Screen Grabs Of Nigerians Sense Of Humor... Laugh Away Your Sorrow. by Hoddor(m): 1:06pm On Jul 13, 2017
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Jokes Etc / Re: Screen Grabs Of Nigerians Sense Of Humor... Laugh Away Your Sorrow. by Hoddor(m): 1:04pm On Jul 13, 2017
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Jokes Etc / Screen Grabs Of Nigerians Sense Of Humor... Laugh Away Your Sorrow. by Hoddor(m): 1:01pm On Jul 13, 2017
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Education / Re: JAMB Direct Entry Admission Form Is Out – 2017/2018 by Hoddor(m): 2:14pm On Jul 10, 2017
davidadavize:
. Nop except Uniabuja can accept u into 200l public administration .
What's your grade

Bro, can OND chemical engineering switch to Estate Management?
Education / Any Yabatech Student Here? by Hoddor(m): 2:06pm On Jul 10, 2017
Please my people, any YabaTech student in the house? I need info on admission into HND and how to go about it... Thanks and God bless.
Politics / Re: "Saraki Has Been Vindicated" Billboard Spotted In Kwara State (Pictured) by Hoddor(m): 6:26pm On Jul 04, 2017
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Education / Re: Herd Of Cattle Invade Kogi State University (Photos) by Hoddor(m): 9:57pm On May 15, 2017
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Religion / Re: Rccg Sunday School Manual( Sunday, 14th May, 2017 by Hoddor(m): 7:46am On May 14, 2017
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Politics / Re: Anambra Citizen Fires Tweets To Obiano by Hoddor(m): 7:22pm On May 10, 2017
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Politics / Re: Hilarious: Nigerian Rewrites Buhari's Letter Appointing Osinbajo As Coordinator by Hoddor(m): 7:21pm On May 10, 2017
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Romance / Re: A 52 Year Old Surgeon Wants To Marry Me. by Hoddor(m): 4:40pm On Apr 14, 2017
Fmartin:
marrying her is nt gud. ask her fr a relationship nt marriage. she has hit menopause, marrying her means u ar nt gona hv kids or go into polygamy.

Lol, I actually brought it up, but she assured me that she still produces egg, then suggested of harvesting some eggs and getting someone else to incubate our babies, I made mention of how expensive it would be, but she said she has the money and that health insurance covers it too.
Romance / Re: A 52 Year Old Surgeon Wants To Marry Me. by Hoddor(m): 2:30pm On Apr 14, 2017
Headlesschicken:
grin Nigga wat r u waiting for,she is d miracle,which u have been asking God for..,n make sure u phuck her silly once u get dia,remember yuh representing yuh entire community..

Lol, she's actually coming, she went to the embassy Yesterday, but she was told to come back by Tuesday. She asked if I wanted to come, I said no... The problem is my family, I know they won't like the idea.
Romance / Re: A 52 Year Old Surgeon Wants To Marry Me. by Hoddor(m): 2:25pm On Apr 14, 2017
GloriaNinja:
IF YOU LIKE HER, THEN ACCEPT HER, SINCE IT'S NOW A TREND FOR YOUNG NIGERIAN MEN TO MARRY OLD OYINBO. LADIES FOR VISA, WHY ARE YOU STILL DULLING IN THIS DULL COUNTRY? YOU BETTER ACT FAST BEFORE YOU LOSE THE WOMAN. BUT I NO GO BELIEVE A NIGERIAN MAN LIKE YOU DID NOT ACCEPT THE MONEY SHE WANTED TO SEND TO YOU VIA WESTERN UNION, ARE YOU FOR REAL?

I am for real dear, Nigeria is messed up, but that doesn't give me the reason to act like a sell out, again, I have to think of my family, what if I collect all the money and they refuse to give their blessing, how will I then pay back?
Romance / Re: A 52 Year Old Surgeon Wants To Marry Me. by Hoddor(m): 2:22pm On Apr 14, 2017
lovelygurl:
You are beginning to like her shocked


Op she sounds like a psycho!


Do you have any idea how clingy a person like her can get shocked


Wait or is the gifts you like

No dear, it's not about being clingy, she told me that she was in Nigeria for more that two months, and that she likes Nigerian men, because one of her friends in Austria is married to a Nigerian. That why she wants me is that I'm different from the ones she has met, as she doesn't hide the fact that she likes Nigerian men, so all of them wants to take advantage of it, by trying to force her to marry them, and they keep telling her of all the things they'd do to her on bed... I was plain with her, and told her I had a girlfriend but not married.... She said she knows nigeria is in recession, so everyone wants out, but not me, and that was a sign that I'm for her.
Romance / A 52 Year Old Surgeon Wants To Marry Me. by Hoddor(m): 2:08pm On Apr 14, 2017
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Health / Re: Firm Drags NAFDAC To Court Over 7-up’s Contaminated Aquafina Table Water by Hoddor(m): 12:20pm On Mar 30, 2017
undecided

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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Shares 2007 Throwback Photos. Did She Change Much? by Hoddor(m): 12:16pm On Mar 30, 2017
You should, you are a woman now not a girl...... undecided

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Literature / Re: My Parents Banned Me From Speaking Igbo.. I Learnt From Yorubas ---T.N. Adaobi by Hoddor(m): 9:43am On Mar 30, 2017
chubbygal:

Ututu oma, nwannem nwanyi!!!! grin

Career / Re: Certification Or Degree? by Hoddor(m): 7:34am On Mar 30, 2017
Any is OK...... Both are perfect......... grin

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Car Talk / Re: Overheating: Causes And Some Likely Solutions by Hoddor(m): 7:16am On Mar 30, 2017
Make I carry my legedece Benz comot this tread cool

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