God save yo asses

U would been as good as Asun

Go and make good music and stop selling your looks...

Beard gang ko
Bad gang ni

On neutral grounds

She is an herbalist and she is a female one at that

Arrest her for that
She should be a mother and not a murderer

You are found in Jesus name

Someone should disown the guy on Boko Haram's behalf...

Abi even Shekau is not impressed.

See Finishing

She is going through her report card
E's and F's

When the former is more pleasurable than the latter.

Thank God you are still alive tho

The welcome team can only be the Ladies

Awon Slayers

Daddy Freeze pack your bags

You're next

Millionaire ..not even billionaire...Shio

See the price of dignity

Which school will call this ones graduates

Uniben
Unilag
Unical

otunbakplu:
Abeg I don book space oo...snakes lala do the needful

I sight you o....

You still dey book space

Online wooing
Online dating
Online proposal
Online engagement
Now Online wedding
Ok...we are awaiting Online conception
Online delivery
Online naming ceremony

Lemme coman be going with my online data

Make the film no kon sweet ....

Okafor's law sounds like Nollywood kind of shit

Tell them

You are now a mother

And you "was" a wife

I am happy for you man

On the good side of Jagaban....tell me where else is better

This is not more Xenophobia.....This is "......phobia"

Those SouthAfricans will just be laughing at them.....making it all easy

Lol,it can only get better....

The man has a point tho

We are Benzoicaddicts even if we hear various stories about it,We will still drink.

Because we think it's enjoyment

God help us

Peanuts

Odindin omo...
Olga you are not a mother

Oju ole re!...Ole

Somebody's boo...

Died while getting fit

Rip to the dead

Kini Gbogbo eleyi bayi

Engagement is not marriage
Neither is it a form of marriage.

Do quick and don't be like Toyobaby

Will this Sahara of a thing just shut up and stop confusing itself

All this night visits ehnn

Uncle Dangote don't be contaminated o

This children dinoh resemble Mikel o

Somebody should start explaining o

I have just said my own o

Is that the next thing to do?
Producing more Bsc graduates with no Job

Absolute Misplaced priority...

All this charges ehn

Is it the proverbial biting...Abi true life story