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Bankyshinani:

Thanks...please ,where can I get a good gynaecologist in Lagos?

And more

Tmsungs:
Don't faint in ma space oh,dnt cheat me!

Lwkmd... please can I just faint here..lol

After considering rate at which people look for where to faint these days, I have decided to open a fainting center.

Below are the categories and price:

Fainting on the bed: 2k
Fainting on the staircase: 4k
Fainting from a storeyed building:7k
Fainting on top of okada: 8k
Fainting on tarred road: 9.5k
Fainting in the toilet: 6k
Fainting into hot oil: 10k

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Funny comments all through. But not all of you are right.
Let me tell you the categories of celestial (or any white garment church) members
1. The ignorants. They are too ignorant of the proper ways of worship and having good relationship with God. Hence, they see nothing wrong in what goes on in their church. Such members can't even tell you five books in the new testaments, all they know is psalm, proverbs and Isaiah.
2. The lazy, dirty and greedy. These ones know the right thing but will never dare doing it. Why? Because their personal ways are not pure and therefore prefer meeting their shepherds and prophets for spiritual (there kind of spiritual) help to praying and waiting on GOD. Eg, olósho, Yahoo boys, drivers, market women(bleached and sharp mouthed ones), politicians etc
3. The change agents. These ones know the truth and they are free indeed but they are still in the church because they've taken it upon themselves to make a change and this has given birth to new white garment churches that are now doing it right.

Before you come for me, ensure you have your facts coz I'm writing from experience.
Nonetheless, I take no part in condemning churches because only God knows His own.

zeongeon:
Firstly, capoeira is an afro Brazilian martial arts that was practiced by slaves who where transported from Africa to Brazil. Capoeira is a symbol of freedom, resistance and strength. Capoeira is the national sports of Brazil and rival football in Brazil.

Capoeira training requires lots of movement, strength, agility, speed, power, endurance and flexibility. capoeira is a blend of dance, fight, ritual (traditions), history and music.

There are three types of capoeira namely Capoeira Angola, Capoeira regional and Capoeira contemporary. We train contemporary which is a blend of regional and Angola.

Capoeira training is most times accompanied with music and songs with instruments like the berimbau, atabaque, pandiero, reco record, caxixi, shekere and of cause claps and choruses. The rythm determines how fast we play or fight.

When you get started you will have to learn the "dance" called the ginga (swing). you can look out Eddy on tekken game. You will have to master the ginga cause most of the moves will end up having u going back to the ginga for balance. Then after the ginga you move to the esquivas( dodges), then you learn the kicks, hand strikes, take downs grapples and then florieos (flourishes). Then as you progress you will then begin to learn malicia and develop your mandinga.

For further questions and inquiry you drop your number and I will add you to our whatsapp group where u can meet many capoeirstas and ask all your questions.

Hope I have been of help.

Salve

Axe

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Frankicent:

woow impressing.... here is my number 08130978745

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Hello sir,
i'm a graduate of Yoruba Language and Literature (2:1) and have a proficiency/membership certificate in Strategic Mgt from ISMI. I'll like to put in for Master of Diplomacy and Strategic Studies and i want to know:
i) I'm I eligible
ii) Will i need O'level result again?
iii) How much is the tuition fee ( amount paid by newest students).

Thanks in anticipation