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Dearlord:


Lol, I hope so
Are u telling me that we are not in real life

Lol
Living in this present Nigeria and living abroad, which one is real?

Dearlord:
Honestly am scared of her sight.

You don't worry
I doubt if you will ever meet her in real life.

Michelle55:
lol..no worry.i already have someone whose job is to keep boobs

I have a standard boob freezer plus a professional certification is boobs keeping from southwales University. Try me today and your boobs will never remain desame

Michelle55:
please and please I'm interested.. I don't mind turning into a man now just to get the job.. where and when do I apply

I can help you keep your boobs after you turned and I promise to be gently with them

Ebimor96:




A future possible tense

Well option G can be Nigerian boyscout

Ebimor96:

G

Option G is not on the list but you can add it up

Evans winch is at work.
The dumbest and the most useless security job in Nigeria is...........
1.Nigeria Army
2. Nigeria Navy
3. Nigeria Airforce
4. Nigeria Police
5. Nigeria civil defence corps

Mr president!
Is this one the changes u and apc promised us?

This is to inform you that you can check the status of your standardized module and acknowledgment throught the portal. visit http://guys.fadamaaf.net and click on check status with your Application ID.

Thank you,
Fadama III GUYS Team

I got this mail this morning
Did you guys got this message?

I checked their portal for the status and there is nothing there, just previous status that guide to the training venue.
pls if you have checked your status and you able to to view the module standardized status, Signify

OkunrinMeta:


Which one is all this Nollywood style posturing.

Somebody has died, you are saying He cannot die lailai.

Why can't he die, because you know him? Because he worked at shoprite or because he schooled at Ibadan Poly?

Am sorry all this drama always seem fake to me.

Who cannot die?

Just wish the man safe journey and do what you can for his family.

You are here shouting he cannot die when you probably no longer have his phone number, don't know his wife and child, and would probably not do anything to help them like most other people.

Spare us the drama and let the dead man RIP.

Death is not in a hurry, we are have our appointments

Which one is fake and drama there oga ade?
Have you ever lost someone unexpectedly?
Must you comments or qoute me?
I was only been naturally concern because I still speak with this guy earlier September abi someone cannot sympathize again?

Oga ade, if you die tonight and someone posted your obituary here tomorrow morning, even if we don't know you personally, we will refer to one of your latest post on nairaland and we will say
Lailai that idiot cannot die like that.
He commented on my post last night.
And those that speak with you will say, we still talked before I went to bed last night.

That is the only thing that makes us HUMAN

happney65:
He is popularly called "Kala Machine"..The whole of Apete and environs shook to its foundation when he passed away last week..It was more or less like a celebrity that died..He is a friend..Knew him personally through a friend of his..He was a friend to all..He only complained of little headache which led him to the hospital..Infact he took a bike himself to the hospital together with a friend of his..Only for him to pass away hours later..He was just 37..

Rest in Peace Kala Machine..Never ever knew I would read the news of your death on nairaland..

So it's true.
I met him sometimes in dec at shop rite dugbe.
He was a very jovial person.
He prefers to ask even when there are opportunitiesto take with no one knowing.
He had a wife and a kid
we always give our departmental head tough time.
Its so so so so so sad
.

IJOBA2:
YOU MEAN THOSE LADIES ARE LESS HUMAN HOW DO YOU MUSLIMS REASON SEF

Well I love ur question.
Muslims don't reason in the same directions.
Believe me because if we do, the same atrocities will be happening in all Islamic countries like Dubai, Saudi Arabia, Qater, Tunisia, Iraq, Iran and so on.
America and other countries facing the wahala surely have deep relationship or deep history with these terrorist.
Have you ever ask yourself why these problems are only happening in Europe? America and France to be precise.
America created ISIS and the wolf has now turn back to bite it's owner.
Are there not Muslims in Russia, Spain, Argentina, Croatia and so on.
But why only America and France?
And as for Nigeria bokoharam, its purely politics.
Bokoharam started there whala when GEJ became the president even though we heard that they have been in existence since military regime with no evidence or proof.
Let's just face the fact.
Some people have been brainwashed into believing there are fighting in the cause of ALLAH.
And you know white people are quick to believing in shit.

Lailai
Kayode cannot die. Lailai
We worked together at shoprite cocoa mail dugbe, ibadan from DEC 2016 to Jan this year.
I don't believe this post.
He finished from polytechnic Ibadan sometimes around 2008 or so.
He stays somewhere around apete.
No I don't believe this .
I have to call his number or someone I know.
Lailai.
Kolejebe

IJOBA2:
ARE YOU AWARE OF KNIFEMAN WHO SLIT AND STABBED TWO WOMEN TO DEATH WHILE SHOUTING ALLAHU AKBAR

I heard and how is that related to this shooting ?

Unless I go wear ham enter white house for america just to ask Donald Trump a simple question

Can I sew this for you Mr President?

IJOBA2:
GO AND READ ISLAMIC STATE MAGAZINE CALLED AMAQ

I don't have to because I don't think there would be anything related to this particular shooting.

melejo:
How did you arrive at that conclusion? Calm down bro, he is a muslim. ISIS has claimed him, he joined you guys few months ago. Besides you know it is impossible to be a terrorist without belonging to the religion of *peace*

Lolz
Bro read the news and understand it very well.
Then come back and qoute me
There is a clear diff between read to criticize and read to understand. I sure understand where you belong
Thanks for the qoute anyways

IJOBA2:
ISLAMIC STATE CLAIMS RESPONSIBILITY OF LAS VEGAS SHOOTING





https://www.google.com.ng/amp/www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/las-vegas-isis-shooting-claims-stephen-paddock-responsibility-latest-a7978941.html%3Famp


https://www.google.com.ng/amp/nypost.com/2017/10/02/isis-claims-responsibility-for-las-vegas-massacre/amp/

http://www.washingtonexaminer.com/isis-claims-responsibility-for-las-vegas-killings-calls-shooter-one-of-its-soldiers/article/2636251



https://www.google.com.ng/amp/s/www.thesun.co.uk/news/4595752/las-vegas-shooting-isis-claim-responsibility-for-gun-massacre/amp/

Please, next time read and understand before posting
The new says there no single connection between the man the and local terrorist. Don't be blinded by ur hatred the religion.

Hmmmm
Thank God he is not a Muslim.
Had it been he is a Muslim, the post would have gotten over a thousand comments by now.

RIP to the dead

shariff84:
I doubt about them going round to check the land because they said accepting and acknowledgement of module is the last stage to fund dirbusentment.also,they divide the money into trenchs so that when they give u the 1st amount,you most do something tangible b4 the second amount.like my own they divide the payment in to 4 category.

I concur to ur comment.
After first tranche, you will have to come back with an evidence or better still they go with you to check on how the first tranche was spent before the second tranch

God will forever punish the makeup artist that transformed this ojuelegbe woman into lekki woman.

Weather na tika bodi or toko bodi, e no concern me.
Keemi shaati ki nkan bo nkan.
Oya woo

How I wish my own second still lives.
I never get to meet him not even once

He just left me in this cruel world and run back to where we came from

I use to cry every time I set my eyes on twins



Its so so painful.

#InOtherNews

THE NPF AND DRESS CODE

... from #TwitterVille ....

"This is a SARS official in Rivers State. A policeman dressed like this on duty. Shey you dey see the face? But nothing will be done about it." via @Jheneey_FAR

"A real issue is the amount of AK-47 displayed everywhere. Every security agent you see carelessly dangles one with a nonchalant attitude." - @quagmire55

#MyTake

Has the wanton brandishing of the Ak-47 by various security operatives improved the security of the common man?

Please nobody should rant here about the officer in the picture being on "undercover" duty or on "special" assignment.

The flagrant disregard for utmost professionalism - in conduct, appearance and countenance - obtainable in the rank and file of the Nigeria Police Force is appalling!

Can a Civil Defence officer be dressed this way and carry arms?

Can a Soldier be dressed like this and carry arms?

The NPF needs a total overhaul.

Nigeria MUST rise again! ������

Did you say most beautiful ?

Who are the arrestors?

RIP to the dead

sexybbstar:
Always do something similar to this before but now,only God knows what happened to my joints.

Its simply because they don suffer in the hands of men biko

That first picture look like a new bleep style to me.

I go try try ham tonight.

Any single lady to try ham with me should signify ?

burshundon:


please can we see poultry payment plan

You will have to ask someone who is in poultry enterprise

Aqua culture fishery

Fingerlings Hatchery (1,500,000). Once payment
6 weeks of setting up.

Fish processing , juvenile to 1kg (1,488,500)
Three tranches payment.
First payment (731,000) 6weeks of setting up
Second payment (425,500) 2weeks booking from a reliable farm.
Final payment (332,500)2months after stocking

Smoking processing (1,497,890)
Two tranches payment
First payment (1,309,100) 3 weeks
Final payment (188,790). Immediately after completion of smoking kiln

Lolz
Start with candle or cucumber