Riele:
This is my honeymoon spot with seun.

Yes! I don't care what you all think

Themainboy22:
You will never hear this kind news from this part of the World.

Fahdiga:
But here they told us to start rearing cattle

luminouz:


That's what we have been saying since bro... Women don't understand what love is, in respect to a man. It's about status, class and all that to them. Men can fuq,date and marry tomato and kunu sellers but how many graduate women can marry lowkey vulcanizers. This shiit gets worse as she gets more education/money. A unemployed female PHD holder would scorn at an unemployed male BSc holder. She would hint at him not being at her level and I wonder what dafuq is wrong with women. Why does everything have to be transactional or material? I have seen and watched thousands of women since I was born and I tell you this, women don't think like men do. They just can't even think like we do. I was fifteen when I realised that there is nothing like love with women,it's just a lot of libidoic chemicalised mumbo jumbo neurotransmitters BS affecting our decisions.

There is nothing I love more than putting these egoistic women in their places. A self acclaimed feminist came to my house y'day. She saw as everywhere stew in my new crib and she was forming lovey dovey and shit. My dick no even rise. I was just so uninterested. Naso this motivational speaker enter kitchen cook soup finish, packaged some to take home, enter my bathroom took one toilet roll, entered kitchen again poured my palm oil inside nylon bag. Yet this was a babe whose status is always about how broke men are and such?

I let her reach my house gate, collected her bag, took my toilet roll, took my palm oil and poured the soup she took into the gutter, called bike for her and bid her goodbye.

Her WhatsApp status that night was full of pain. I enjoyed it.

N.B: This is 2021. If she is not a keeper, she is not worth your resources. Let her leave and never look back.

FreeSpirited:
Mamagee lol. ai just like you

merieam16:
I swear....HML to them

Evergreen4:
FTC

Congratulations bro.

Cromagnon:
you prefer only the bad guys have it to rape your wives at will abi

Just saw you're a coward

Queenlovely:
Yoruba bush meat no dey finish?

I remember years back when I used to visit native doctors, They would cook me against bullets, I ate snake meat for the two weeks I stayed with baba.

Yoruba juju is very effective, I am a witness.
The day kidnappers wanted to nab me.

I refused to go with them, they shot at me, and we're amazed I was still standing. They ran for their dear lives

Snake meat is good protein