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Health / Re: No Bra Day Tweet Goes Wrong by HORLADY(m): 10:27pm On Oct 13, 2019
Awon omo lalase. Ilorin ni mi faa grin grin cheesy

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Crime / Re: Dog Mauls 1-Year-Old Boy In Abuja, Opens His Skull (Graphic Photos) by HORLADY(m): 8:19pm On Oct 11, 2019
As an update to my earlier post, it has been confirmed that the baby survived. Praise the Lord

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Crime / Re: Dog Mauls 1-Year-Old Boy In Abuja, Opens His Skull (Graphic Photos) by HORLADY(m): 11:02am On Oct 10, 2019
Heard the baby didn't survive, yet to confirm the authenticity of the hearsay though.

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Education / Re: I Need Access To Researchgate by HORLADY(m): 4:17pm On Aug 21, 2019
Temishams:
Why not google scholar, science direct, scopus etc
I will do so. I hope its free and direct entry.
Education / Re: I Need Access To Researchgate by HORLADY(m): 4:16pm On Aug 21, 2019
Semtu:
I have access to it.

You can send the names of the material you want, then i can download it for you.
I want as many as possible publications on appraisal of budget performance and Economic growth. Thank you Sir
Education / I Need Access To Researchgate by HORLADY(m): 2:23pm On Aug 21, 2019
I humbly request the members of academia on this forum to help me with access to www.researchgate.com
The site is demanding for my school email and password which is an information I am not privileged yo know. I am a post-graduate student of LAUTECH writing my M.Tech project. This site seems to be very rich in the resources that will make my work very robust. Thank you Sir/Ma.
Crime / Re: Naval Ratings Assault Abiola Oduola Over Parking Space In Lagos by HORLADY(m): 9:16pm On Aug 08, 2019
If the picture posted above is the Rating, then he is not a Rating of Nigerian Navy. He is a merchant Navy, a bloody civilian, a useless fellow for that matter. These Merchant Navy should stop soiling our reputation else we will declare job on them very soon.

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Celebrities / Re: Biodun Okeowo's Daughter Graduates From Secondary School (Photos) by HORLADY(m): 8:36pm On Jul 26, 2019
I feel like saying something stupid sha. Thinking of party
Celebrities / Re: Yinka Ayefele Becomes Dad To Triplets As Wife Gives Birth To Three Babies In US by HORLADY(m): 8:21am On Jun 06, 2019
And I m listening to his Absolute Praise album right now. Congrats to the Ayefeles. May God preserve the triplets and make them to have a positive impact in the world.

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Crime / Re: LASTMA Makes Retired Navy Commodore, Whose Driver Fled, Give Lecture by HORLADY(m): 10:20pm On May 16, 2019
That officer trained the entire 12AK Batch of the Nigerian Navy which I am very proud to be a member of that crack regular course. If to say the LASTMA people do anyhow, just a call from him to any of us and we will put them where they belong. We can take a bullet for our oga
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh To Face Police IG Over Illegal Sales Of Ex Husband 's Property by HORLADY(m): 9:52pm On Apr 04, 2019
So, after buying the jeep in the company's name and claiming capital allowance on it, you carry the motor go dey use for your house. These rich people sabi cheat government wella

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Car Talk / Car For Sale by HORLADY(m): 9:35am On Dec 15, 2018
I have a Toyota 97model in a good working condition for sale. Contact me on 08038836506 if you are interested for price and inspection.
Politics / Re: Saraki, Atiku Move To Pacify Ekweremadu by HORLADY(m): 11:10am On Nov 29, 2018
Naughtysite:
You mean thus 152 out of 157 countries means doing well to you? Educated illiterate.
And in your opinion, this ranking was because of the policies of the Government in the past 42months. You should up your comprehension and research skills sir. Like I said earlier, this is not AET class so I can't school your ignorance.
Politics / Re: Saraki, Atiku Move To Pacify Ekweremadu by HORLADY(m): 8:17am On Nov 29, 2018
Naughtysite:
Since you cannot present a grading system as a measure of your development you have said nothing
We are not in Advanced Economics Theory class here. You should take the pain to read it up. The World bank uses Human Capital Index to rate Economic development. Economic growth is just a fxn of the size of GDP. Hence, we can have Economic growth without Economic development cos EG is a subset of ED. But we can't have ED without EG. I hope I m making sense.

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Politics / Re: Saraki, Atiku Move To Pacify Ekweremadu by HORLADY(m): 8:07am On Nov 29, 2018
Naughtysite:
I am not interested in politics. I am interested in healthy economy that grows at 7% per year. Jonathan was able to deliver 6.5% GDP growth for 5 years. Buhary has not delivered even 2% GDP growth in the past 3 years. I am explaining why everybody is suffering today in Nigeria. It is because the economy is not growing. This is to inform our youth on what to look out for in a leader in 2019 Elections. Stop voting illiterate people
Naughtysite:
I am not interested in politics. I am interested in healthy economy that grows at 7% per year. Jonathan was able to deliver 6.5% GDP growth for 5 years. Buhary has not delivered even 2% GDP growth in the past 3 years. I am explaining why everybody is suffering today in Nigeria. It is because the economy is not growing. This is to inform our youth on what to look out for in a leader in 2019 Elections. Stop voting illiterate people
Naughtysite:
I am not interested in politics. I am interested in healthy economy that grows at 7% per year. Jonathan was able to deliver 6.5% GDP growth for 5 years. Buhary has not delivered even 2% GDP growth in the past 3 years. I am explaining why everybody is suffering today in Nigeria. It is because the economy is not growing. This is to inform our youth on what to look out for in a leader in 2019 Elections. Stop voting illiterate people
Economic growth and Economic development differs from each other. I can't school you on this but try n read it up. The last administration claim on Economic growth is highly fictitious. I believe this administration is laying a good foundation for all round economic development of which economic growth is just a subset of it. Thanks

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Education / ICAN: Nov Diet Prof. Exams Students, Share Your Experience(s) by HORLADY(m): 7:39pm On Nov 15, 2018
The Institute of Chartered Accountants of Nigeria(ICAN) just concluded her November diet of the Professional Examinations today. Fellow ACAs in the making, please kindly come and share your experience(Foundation, Skills and Professional). As for me I wrote Advanced Taxation(ATAX) , Strategic Financial Management(SFM), Advanced Auditing and Assurance(AAA) and Case Study(CS) and I must confess I am still in severe pains (In Fayose's voice). I am just hoping for Miracles and Wonders like Nigeria Super Eagles hoping to qualify from the group stage of this year World cup.
Crime / Re: Armed Robbers Gunned Down After Being Traced To A Brothel In Delta. by HORLADY(m): 5:14pm On Nov 15, 2018
My joint, my Sapele.
Celebrities / Re: Opeteola Dolapo Rocks Breast Tattoo, Fans Slam Her by HORLADY(m): 10:05am On Aug 19, 2018
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NwanyiAwkaetiti:
I know how this people stripped me, checked my ass and boobs for tattoos and surgery marks. Even squeezed the boobs to be sure I wasn't pregnant... Didn't even get the job at the end of the day
You donmeanit! I have to go n check the boobs. I can't blame the recruitment officer if he is a guy. Like seriously, who won't squeeze that cos they are really squeezable.
Education / Re: LAUTECH Students Honour Lecturer For Being Outstanding [Photos] by HORLADY(m): 10:51pm On Aug 02, 2018
BAAAABO. God bless the Comrade who also doubles as my supervisor. An academia per excellence and a professional Accountant(FCA).
A big congrat to Prof. RA Onaolapo, an erudite scholar and a fatherly figure. May your days be long on earth sir.
Education / Re: Apply For NIIT Nigeria Scholarship For Nigerian Students 2018 by HORLADY(m): 3:40pm On Jun 07, 2018
Hif
Education / Re: Apply For NIIT Nigeria Scholarship For Nigerian Students 2018 by HORLADY(m): 3:39pm On Jun 07, 2018
I lost almost 200k to this program. Paid the fees but couldn't complete the course(Oracle 10g abi na 11i). E pain me die
Health / Re: Diabetes: Types, Symptoms, Causes And Treatment by HORLADY(m): 10:52am On May 10, 2018
A concerned Nairaland guest who is not privileged to comment asked me to post to post this herbal treatment for diabetes on his behalf. A diabetic patient should look for the popular Akintola leaves and squeeze out its juice. He/she should take a teacup of the juice once a day before breakfast for three days. He should then proceed to do the test for type 1 and 2. There is no harm in trying afterall it won't cost you a dime. A trial will convince you.

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Career / Re: Photos Of Pretty Female Naval Officer by HORLADY(m): 12:43pm On May 03, 2018
Which Navy? I hope its not Nigerian Navy sha because the lady up there is not an officer of Nigerian Navy.
Romance / Re: Who Should I Marry? by HORLADY(m): 5:42pm On Nov 25, 2017
acme6:
Marry your babymama, don't make tihat child a bastard.
One of the twist to the story is that there is a possibility of me not being responsible for the pregnancy
Romance / Who Should I Marry? by HORLADY(m): 5:34pm On Nov 25, 2017
If I was told seventeen years ago that I will be in this dilemma, I will surely place a bet that it can't be simply because as a boy of fifteen years old, I already knew to whom my heart and love belonged to. It was a relationship I nursed, pampered and oiled for over fourteen years.
Alas! She broke my heart, got married about two years ago, had a beautiful daughter for her husband and separated from the guy all within a timeframe of 24months. I, on the other hand have a woman I don't really think I m love with(in comparison with my love for my ex) who I believe is now pregnant for me though we are not married yet but she stays under my roof.
Though, going back to my ex is out of the equation, I m torn between marrying my present woman because I don't want my child to grow up with such emotional stigma of not having his/her parent living together as one and looking elsewhere for the love and partner I crave for.
There is a lot of twists and many other variables(dependent and independent) to the story which I can't type due to time. My dear nairalanders, help me find a way out of this with ideas and advice. Please, ejoo, biko.
Crime / Re: Photos Of 5 Sea Pirates Arrested By Nigerian Navy Off The Coast Of Bonny Island by HORLADY(m): 6:22pm On Nov 20, 2017
Rubbish. Whoever is responsible for the uploading this picture for public view is a disgrace. Since that vessel is not a military platform, I don't want to put the blame on the naval guys onboard. We need to change our orientation for real.
But that tie nor be here o. I pity those guys
Politics / Re: Olutoyin Olakunrin's 80th Birthday Party. Ibikunle Amosun Attends (Photos) by HORLADY(m): 5:45pm On Nov 05, 2017
Happy birthday ma.

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Romance / Re: White Lady Sends iPhone & Apple MacBook To A Nigerian Guy She Met On Facebook by HORLADY(m): 12:20pm On Sep 29, 2017
Lies. Scammers. He should ve snap with the stuff. Dem don carry this guy maga

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Celebrities / Re: Meraiah Ekeinde Stuns In red Gown At "Alter Ego" Movie Premiere by HORLADY(m): 8:11pm On Jul 09, 2017
Liability:
See bwrests see nyash! God!

This girl don ripe ooo

i will suck her nlpples very well, twingling it so much, ramming my preeek in between her bwrests for maximum satisfaction.

I will place my mouth on her klitoris, suck it with great passion, using my tongue to lick it properly.

Her labi major and labia minor will be well welcomed by my ever working lips as i suck and clean them with my tongue.

My fingers will locate her g spot, scrubbing it properly, making her to scream hit me please hit me.

I will later turn her round and bang her from behind with so much power until she cry ''its okay....am okay dear'
Liability:
See bwrests see nyash! God!

This girl don ripe ooo

i will suck her nlpples very well, twingling it so much, ramming my preeek in between her bwrests for maximum satisfaction.

I will place my mouth on her klitoris, suck it with great passion, using my tongue to lick it properly.

Her labi major and labia minor will be well welcomed by my ever working lips as i suck and clean them with my tongue.

My fingers will locate her g spot, scrubbing it properly, making her to scream hit me please hit me.

I will later turn her round and bang her from behind with so much power until she cry ''its okay....am okay dear'
Liability:
See bwrests see nyash! God!

This girl don ripe ooo

i will suck her nlpples very well, twingling it so much, ramming my preeek in between her bwrests for maximum satisfaction.

I will place my mouth on her klitoris, suck it with great passion, using my tongue to lick it properly.

Her labi major and labia minor will be well welcomed by my ever working lips as i suck and clean them with my tongue.

My fingers will locate her g spot, scrubbing it properly, making her to scream hit me please hit me.

I will later turn her round and bang her from behind with so much power until she cry ''its okay....am okay dear'
You are unlimited liability
Travel / Re: 15 Most Dangerous Roads Around The World by HORLADY(m): 7:11am On May 20, 2017
I didn't see Oyo -Ogbomoso road there

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Politics / Re: Ex-Aviation Minister, Babalola Borisade Is Dead by HORLADY(m): 8:47pm On Apr 26, 2017
femakin:
R.I.P to the titan of my town. what a great EKITI
. Ora awe. I m also from Usi - Ekiti
Nairaland / General / Re: 6 Important Mindsets You Need To Succeed by HORLADY(m): 7:26am On Apr 26, 2017
Op bia, did you know me before, are you a prophet. Why did you just advise my life pointblank. Thank you Sir. I will soon publish my story on nairaland for advice.

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