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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea (0 - 2) On 22nd August 2021 by Horlhamhi(f): 5:50pm On Aug 22, 2021
Wherever you are reading this from, please, try to hug an Arsenal fan. embarassed

Sending you all (Arsenal fans), love from here.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Norwich Vs Liverpool (0 - 3) On August 14 2021 by Horlhamhi(f): 7:22pm On Aug 14, 2021
This is sweeting my belle. wink
#YNWA!

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Sports / Re: Liverpool Keeper, Alisson Signs Six-Year Contract Extension by Horlhamhi(f): 9:14am On Aug 05, 2021
KPK!!! cool

#YNWA!
Celebrities / Re: Rachel Oniga Is Dead! Nollywood Actress Dies Age 64 by Horlhamhi(f): 9:52am On Jul 31, 2021
Oh my God! Rachael Oniga? embarassed
Events / Re: Ten Types Of Ladies You Will Find At A Typical Nigerian Wedding by Horlhamhi(f): 11:29am On Jul 26, 2021
EXLOVER:
Yes o, one occasion i attended, i saw a girl i liked, she was among this group of girls, all of them just kept to their circle ⭕ i couldn't break in.

Na wetin dey pain me till now.
Lol...I can imagine.

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Events / Re: Ten Types Of Ladies You Will Find At A Typical Nigerian Wedding by Horlhamhi(f): 9:47am On Jul 26, 2021
EXLOVER:
I guess you're guilty of it wink
Not at all.
It was actually your last sentence that cracked me up...I guess that's what it looks like.
Events / Re: Ten Types Of Ladies You Will Find At A Typical Nigerian Wedding by Horlhamhi(f): 9:22am On Jul 26, 2021
EXLOVER:
The most annoying of them all, are those group of girls holding that plastic rechargeable hand fan.


They always feel they have made it in life.
I couldn't help buh laugh out loud when I read this.
NYSC / Re: What's Your Take On 2-Year NYSC Service? by Horlhamhi(f): 3:54pm On Jul 09, 2021
To me, serving for 2 years is off point...NYSC has outlived its usefulness.
I'd rather it is scrapped...there should be camping for the three weeks orientation, after which government credits their accounts at once, for the year of service.

Buh those that are yet to serve won't agree, cos they want to feel NYSC life...I understand cheesy

So, one year is enough for whatever plan they have for them.
Celebrities / Re: Richard Mofe Damijo Celebrates His 60th Birthday Today (pictures) by Horlhamhi(f): 11:26am On Jul 06, 2021
Happy 60th Birthday, RMD!
Keep glowing, fine man!
Politics / Re: Killing Of Girl At Oodua Rally: The Wound On The Body Is A Stab Wound - Police by Horlhamhi(f): 9:18pm On Jul 03, 2021
Useless government!
As usual...shooting at innocent citizens, then, denying later.

Again, we ask, 'who ordered the killing of peaceful protesters at Lekki tollgate on Oct. 20, 2020?'
Romance / Re: Betrayal: My Friend Went Ahead To Date A Guy That Was Wooing Me by Horlhamhi(f): 6:46pm On Jul 02, 2021
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Business / Re: See What I Found In My Kolo In Just A Month (pictures ) by Horlhamhi(f): 5:19pm On Jul 02, 2021
Omo!!! Just a month
You get money oo...for you to be able to drop #1000 notes.

Me na mouth I dey use start my 'kolo' undecided cheesy
Events / Re: Popular Nairalander " Wese90 " Ties Knot by Horlhamhi(f): 12:19pm On Jul 01, 2021
Seeing wedding pictures like these makes me wanna walk down the aisle already. Beautiful!

Congratulations to the couple.
God's blessings.
Politics / Re: Nigerians Are To Blame For Injustices, Not Ethnicity, Religion – Buhari by Horlhamhi(f): 11:01am On Jul 01, 2021
Always blaming everyone else but himself.
'We'...? ogbeni, personalize it and say 'I'

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Health / Re: When Was The Last Time You Changed Your Toothbrush by Horlhamhi(f): 7:09pm On Jun 25, 2021
budaatum:
I can't seem to get mine to last more than 6-8 weeks before the bristles go in all directions.

And no, I am not battering my gums with them by brushing too hard. And I use Colgate toothbrushes. They are sold in packs of three.

I was going to ask if you use 'Wisdom' because those are the kind of toothbrush you use in just a week or less before the bristles go in all directions. Buh you already answered.

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Crime / Re: Man Jailed For 12 Years For Raping 5 & 7-year Old Kids In Calabar by Horlhamhi(f): 6:07pm On Jun 23, 2021
PenuelFarms:
Raping 7-yr old plus 5-yr old lands guy in 12-year jail term.

He could have wrapped it up to 20 years in jail had he added another girl of 8-yrs.
I got that...7+5 tongue

To the topic,
Castration should be included as the penalty for raping Minors...this will help reduce pedophiles.

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Family / Re: My Dad's Elder Sister's Son's Child Is My What.. Answers Please. by Horlhamhi(f): 5:38pm On Jun 23, 2021
Confusion everywhere... undecided
What's the right answer, bayii?
Who's my cousin's child?

modified

With the help of Google,
My cousin's children and my children (in relation to my 'fruit') are "Second Cousins".

But my cousin's child (in direct relation to me) is my "First cousin once removed". Not second cousin as some said.
Education / Re: Buhari Approves 5 New Varsities, With ₦5 Billion Take-Off Grant by Horlhamhi(f): 12:39am On Jun 22, 2021
This Buhari-led government has lost it all. undecided

Why start what you can't finish?
Why approve 5 new universities when the ones on ground aren't being maintained

..."specialized in Health to close the huge gap in the doctor-patient ratio..."? The Medical Practitioners that are not being treated well? The everyday strikes?

Why add more petrol to fire
Food / Re: Honeywell Spaghetti Releases “Mini” Version As Food Prices Increase (Photos) by Horlhamhi(f): 12:13am On Jun 22, 2021
These days, you don't ask if one is full, rather you ask if one has eaten. undecided

There was a country.

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Phones / Re: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by Horlhamhi(f): 8:59pm On Jun 02, 2021
saint2ace:


Force restart ur phone. Press and hold the power button till the phone reboots, then check again.....
Did that...still same embarassed
Phones / Re: UMIDIGI DISCUSSION THREAD by Horlhamhi(f): 7:32pm On Jun 02, 2021
Good evening, all.

I noticed I can't hear anything while on call unless being put on speaker...it started today. At first, I thought it was the network of where I was...found out it's not.
Any solution, please?? embarassed embarassed

Phone is A7S
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Leeds Vs Liverpool (1 - 1) On 19th April 2021 by Horlhamhi(f): 8:44pm On Apr 19, 2021
Liverpool has no reason whatsoever not winning this match.
Romance / Re: 3 Weeks To Our Wedding, I Feel Like Calling It Off by Horlhamhi(f): 10:49pm On Apr 03, 2021
I must commend your writing skills...top notch.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Arsenal Vs Liverpool (0 - 3) On 3rd April 2021 by Horlhamhi(f): 10:38pm On Apr 03, 2021
Nice one, guys!
#YNWA
Sports / Re: Thomas Tuchel Wins Premier League Manager Of The Month For March by Horlhamhi(f): 9:01am On Apr 03, 2021
Well deserved!
Congratulations, Thomas Tuchel!
Politics / Re: Ngige Threatens Striking Doctors With No-Work, No-Pay Policy by Horlhamhi(f): 8:07am On Apr 03, 2021
"By Tuesday, I will invite them back. If they become recalcitrant, there are other things I can do. There are weapons in the Labour laws, I will invoke them. There is no work, no pay." Ngige said.

Eskis sir, is your salary and monthly allowances not being paid as and when due?

These people are working really hard to save lives. How do you expect them to work on empty stomachs?
Should enforcing law be your modus operandi in solving situation like this?

Nigeria is in big trouble!

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Health / Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Moment You Had With A Nurse/Doctor? by Horlhamhi(f): 1:39pm On Mar 31, 2021
Ahmed0336:
grin Had an accident early 2001. Naso dem rush us enter one hospital, doctor no dey and I was bleeding. One smally looking nurse just surfaced. She say bros, Oga pull... I pulled my clothes leaving only my boxers. She now asked my to remove my boxers... I told her " madam just treat d one wey your eyes see and leave the rest" grin
I laughed out loud when I read this...
Health / Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Moment You Had With A Nurse/Doctor? by Horlhamhi(f): 1:38pm On Mar 31, 2021
This is gonna be an hilarious thread...lemme pitch my tent here
Crime / Re: . by Horlhamhi(f): 11:09am On Mar 30, 2021
PocohantasTOTO:
Mind your business OP.
I guess you skipped where I mentioned "I'm working on a survey on the topic above".
Crime / . by Horlhamhi(f): 10:26am On Mar 30, 2021
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Health / Re: Have You Taken Your COVID-19 Vaccine? I Just Took Mine (Pictures) by Horlhamhi(f): 7:38pm On Mar 26, 2021
omo! the various comments here... richmond500, I should commend you for your time in responding to every comment.
Culture / Re: What Is It That People Easily Do But You Can't Do? by Horlhamhi(f): 10:54pm On Mar 24, 2021
Disposing of dirts (snacks nylon, pure water satchet e.t.c.) just anywhere.

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