Missed the test, already.

Wherever you are reading this from, please, try to hug an Arsenal fan.

Sending you all (Arsenal fans), love from here.

This is sweeting my belle.
#YNWA!

KPK!!!

#YNWA!

Oh my God! Rachael Oniga?

EXLOVER:
Yes o, one occasion i attended, i saw a girl i liked, she was among this group of girls, all of them just kept to their circle ⭕ i couldn't break in.

Na wetin dey pain me till now.

Lol...I can imagine.

EXLOVER:
I guess you're guilty of it

Not at all.
It was actually your last sentence that cracked me up...I guess that's what it looks like.

EXLOVER:
The most annoying of them all, are those group of girls holding that plastic rechargeable hand fan.


They always feel they have made it in life.

I couldn't help buh laugh out loud when I read this.

To me, serving for 2 years is off point...NYSC has outlived its usefulness.
I'd rather it is scrapped...there should be camping for the three weeks orientation, after which government credits their accounts at once, for the year of service.

Buh those that are yet to serve won't agree, cos they want to feel NYSC life...I understand

So, one year is enough for whatever plan they have for them.

Happy 60th Birthday, RMD!
Keep glowing, fine man!

Useless government!
As usual...shooting at innocent citizens, then, denying later.

Again, we ask, 'who ordered the killing of peaceful protesters at Lekki tollgate on Oct. 20, 2020?'

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Omo!!! Just a month
You get money oo...for you to be able to drop #1000 notes.

Me na mouth I dey use start my 'kolo'

Seeing wedding pictures like these makes me wanna walk down the aisle already. Beautiful!

Congratulations to the couple.
God's blessings.

Always blaming everyone else but himself.
'We'...? ogbeni, personalize it and say 'I'

budaatum:
I can't seem to get mine to last more than 6-8 weeks before the bristles go in all directions.

And no, I am not battering my gums with them by brushing too hard. And I use Colgate toothbrushes. They are sold in packs of three.

I was going to ask if you use 'Wisdom' because those are the kind of toothbrush you use in just a week or less before the bristles go in all directions. Buh you already answered.

PenuelFarms:
Raping 7-yr old plus 5-yr old lands guy in 12-year jail term.

He could have wrapped it up to 20 years in jail had he added another girl of 8-yrs.

I got that...7+5

To the topic,
Castration should be included as the penalty for raping Minors...this will help reduce pedophiles.

Confusion everywhere...
What's the right answer, bayii?
Who's my cousin's child?

modified

With the help of Google,
My cousin's children and my children (in relation to my 'fruit') are "Second Cousins".

But my cousin's child (in direct relation to me) is my "First cousin once removed". Not second cousin as some said.

This Buhari-led government has lost it all.

Why start what you can't finish?
Why approve 5 new universities when the ones on ground aren't being maintained

..."specialized in Health to close the huge gap in the doctor-patient ratio..."? The Medical Practitioners that are not being treated well? The everyday strikes?

Why add more petrol to fire

These days, you don't ask if one is full, rather you ask if one has eaten.

There was a country.

saint2ace:


Force restart ur phone. Press and hold the power button till the phone reboots, then check again.....

Did that...still same

Good evening, all.

I noticed I can't hear anything while on call unless being put on speaker...it started today. At first, I thought it was the network of where I was...found out it's not.
Any solution, please??

Phone is A7S

Liverpool has no reason whatsoever not winning this match.

I must commend your writing skills...top notch.

Nice one, guys!
#YNWA

Well deserved!
Congratulations, Thomas Tuchel!

"By Tuesday, I will invite them back. If they become recalcitrant, there are other things I can do. There are weapons in the Labour laws, I will invoke them. There is no work, no pay." Ngige said.

Eskis sir, is your salary and monthly allowances not being paid as and when due?

These people are working really hard to save lives. How do you expect them to work on empty stomachs?
Should enforcing law be your modus operandi in solving situation like this?

Nigeria is in big trouble!

Ahmed0336:
Had an accident early 2001. Naso dem rush us enter one hospital, doctor no dey and I was bleeding. One smally looking nurse just surfaced. She say bros, Oga pull... I pulled my clothes leaving only my boxers. She now asked my to remove my boxers... I told her " madam just treat d one wey your eyes see and leave the rest"

I laughed out loud when I read this...

This is gonna be an hilarious thread...lemme pitch my tent here

PocohantasTOTO:
Mind your business OP.

I guess you skipped where I mentioned "I'm working on a survey on the topic above".

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omo! the various comments here... richmond500, I should commend you for your time in responding to every comment.