LOL!!!! Nairaland is funny, man. They replace s.hit with poo.
replace dop.e with drugs.
Now, someone says they replace inces.t with inbreeding! LMAO!!!!!!!! What even is inbreeding!!??

chindi: This thread sha, na wa o..
Last time I checked dis thread, d issue was between Adaekube and Samguine, the two 'lost' abi na love birds.. Whateva happened to dem..
Today na Soccer una dey discuss.. Me happy say BRAZIL loss ni.. I bin don dey winch dem since Round of 16.. Finally e don work.
Any time una begin discuss NYSC matter, make una inform me o jare!!

How we go take inform you na as you no drop number, you no come drop recharge card sef. And see, this house phone don spoil, we gats to buy another one to take call you. So all in all you go drop like that kind 17k

Samguine:


*yimu*
See them..una no dey shame. Macuwon is just 12, yet he has an EX-girlfriend. Both of you are nearing 30..in fact it would be a miracle if NYSC does not exempt you guys, yet you can't boast of a crush...chei. Na wa o

What even is a 'crush'?

Miner13:


he actually mean he is BRA and not brazil

LOL

Skateboard: hahahaha nice banter Bro. Buh lemme refute the 'old men' claim, I'm a young pretty lad.

LOL! I would of told him I was a young lad too buh I chose just to shake my head!!!

ismolicious: Finally, we have spelt B+R+A+Z+I+L = BRAZIL We are Germans.......

Go jor. you're Nigerian

Kceee: Brazil 0 - 5 Germany
Omo!!! Remain 1 to spell brazil

Not just unfortunate for Brazil and the WorldCup, but for football itself.
I actually tipped Germany to win the tournament before it started sha.... because I'm good like that.

Miner13:



hmmmmmmmmm!

who wan teach me?

how to get girlfriend ooooooooo

and what is ex-girlfriend?

An ex-girlfriend is one that has an 'x' on her forehead.
To get a girlfriend, all you need to do is to walk up to any girl of your choice and say 'Yo, you're now my girlfriend, okay?' and that's it.

ENIMONEY: like a real man!! No worry cream chics ful everywhere.

And this coming from a cream chic!!! Hmm! subliminal!

Samguine:
You have an ex-girlfriend? What is this generation turning into?
When old men like Skateboard and HuckleberryFinn still dey find crush, not to talk of girlfriends

smh!

enellcy: heyyy..accepted..how yyu doing?i see yu ooo.nice guy...and my people here..i greet yu guys.

How're ya doing nellcy... enellcy?

Meeky: na wa to you oh.u no lyk cream babes abeg join d train joor.babes no dey wait for person oh

Officially my new mentor!
UNCLE, Please show me the way!!!!!

MEaStRO: haha u wn fear me? Haha were my Niv Bible chai....

My own advice: Find solid shrine go sleep dis night!!

Samguine:
We divorced. She wasn't fulfilling her marital responsibilities

Hey AdaEkube, above is what Samguine had to say about your relationship late last night!!

Buh, that's none o' my biznis!!

Jimwalex:
hahaha..ok u know wot? send it! m ready to help u..when i get it,i would take the pain of changing it to mtn..what are friends for.lolz

haha!

Samguine: God bless you Busich.
I admit..i had roving eyes when this thread started. But when AdaEkube came unto the scene, I changed. It was the hardest thing I have ever done...to give just one woman my heart. I gave AdaEkube every inch of it. Temptations were flying left right and center. Creamy chicks and luxurious ladies...but I kept myself for Ada. Even some creamy guys sef look my side ..i still kept myself for her. Yet she never reciprocated. She would travel daaaays without an dropping an ikling of where she left. Considering my past, how does she think I would still stay faithful. I am not excusing my unfaithfulness, but I am trying me best here and she has to help me. The divorce papers have not been signed yet. There is still hope for us. Cos I really want this e-paroles to work out

!!!!!!! smh.

Jimwalex: A lady sent #400 airtym 2 me & she shared a
testimony d following day.. Anoda gentle guy
sent me #800 airtym nd his galfrnd accepted his
marriage proposal dat same day. Jst last week.
A man sent #1,500 to me and he has gotten
American visa & a job wit an oil company..U
may b d nxt 2 share ur testimony, send urs now
cos miracles are still happening, Rush now b4
its too late..who knows you might just get desired place like CBN,NNPC,Embassy for your PPA.if you don’t mind I am using MTN,
Etisalat, Glo and airtel.
Gud evening house

Jimmy where I dey Na only multilinks recharge card dem dey sell fa!! How we go do now??

traecey: Huckle I grit u too

Hope you're good?

Samguine:
Sorry Bro..twas meant for the sweetheart alone

Jesus didn't die for this!

mikedimeji:
U know say Becos of it weight elephant walks majestically

Oh! Right

traecey: Huckle ogini

LOL! I'm just greeting you!

Samguine: Here you go Buksich. Enjoy

I hope I can join her tho. Jeez, why am I asking? Buksich I AM JOINING YOU!

Traecey

mikedimeji: Good evening everyone. Trust we had a blessed working day. Now I can see the house is moving with the speed of Elephant

LOL! Why did you use elephant, anyway. Of all the animals in the animal kingdom! smh

ALAYORMII: Plz,

Is the lecture for prospective corpers slated for 7th to 11th of this month important?

Is it a must that one goes?

Oga Yokiti will teach you all you need to know, bro.

Samguine:
. How's your day been?

Good. Good. yours?

Samguine:
Both of them apparently weren't talking about NYSC. I guess it's a kind of code word that only both of them(and of course me ) understand.

You get me every time, bro!

Samguine:
HE is in me. I carry HIS nature.

LOL! I'm not even talking about Him. He is like on a different kind of pedestal.

Samguine:
Why you dey vex? Is she your younger sister?

Samguine:

You never get satisfied eh?

Nah! not even going to start now.
Why is your signature 'the last perfect guy' anyway?, everyone knows there is only one last perfect guy!

Sigh!
I did it.. read everything from 154 to 161. Well, most of everything. Now I need panadol!

Kceee:
Dats my one and only....gud to c u bak,on dis trend....

How is she your one and only?? Chill!!