hot-angel:

Your dad.. nahh!

nicetohave:


orimolade o are we talking about the one OBJ or the earliest orangutan?

He's my one and only babboon.

Lol, HA sorry o! Ok just now, I started having a crush on Obasanjo. He's so handsome! Satisfied now?

nicetohave:

it definitely can't be real love----what is real love again?  anyway it is called role model fantasy and sometimes its difficult to define it, don't tell me you never got any IAH _{even men do}

Definitely not old men.

So you mean you can kiss Wole Soyinka or Williams Shakespeare?
My Daddy is looking for a young girl to marry, let me give you to him.

You mean love as in real love or you just admire their characters and look up to them as role-models.

The problem with these housekeepers who are married women and aged 35 or over is that they are soooo disobedient. My Mum has been changing them since like forever and there's yet to be a good one, she finds it difficult to make them do what she wants them to do. There was one whose baby was always sick, so she was always out of work. Another one was always coming to ask for permission (and clothes) to attend her husband's elder sister's brother burial. and many like that...and my Mum could never say No because they would quickly go on their knees when making stupid requests. I think that is common with Yoruba women! They can kill you with "Ikunle". In short, young girls between 16-18 would be much easier to control.

Oh! Celine Dion is also Nigerian. She's from Edo State, her real name na Celina Odion.

Yeah...he was Derek in Save the Last Dance

hot-angel:

Akata's husband.. or akata's penis?

Hot-Angel!!!!!

Please people, be easy on the poor girl now. Beautifull, I think you need to move on. He's not the only man in the world and he's definitely not worth a second chance. Keep doing your shakara but always remember that you can only do shakara to a guy who has not seen your 'yansh'. So don't give in to the next guy, ok? That way, you can do enoughhhhhhh shakara and he won't be able to insult you.

Bagoma, I think there's a difference between "getting caught once" and "keep getting caught". c0dec said it's stupid for the prey to keep getting caught.

Lol, hehehehehe! Nice one c0dec.

Yes oooooo!

i.k:

With reference to What i saw in the Guardian Newspaper

Did Seun actually put the advert in Guardian Newspapers?

Snazzy, you can't pick two!

I think I'm also up for anybody from any part of Naija but I surely have a preference.

Hahahahahahahaha! So funny!

c0dec:

be like say u dey try add weight. u skinny?

E be like say you didn't read the thread from the beginning. I wasn't the first to mention Malt+Milk.

Ghettochyk, Bimbo is a very common Nigerian (yoruba) name. Like Wesley said, it's A[b]BIMBO[/b]LA in full and it means "I was born into wealth/riches".

WesleyanA:

"we give birth to riches"

This one means OWOLABI. Wesley, go and polish your Yoruba skills.  

All the people saying it's not good to see your boyfriend/grilfriend everyday, if you get married and start living together nko o? No be everyday you go dey see? There's nothing wrong with it, my ex-boyfriend in Nigeria was in my department, so na see see everyday!

larger_20:

IAH..u dey craze o! God and correct your secondary school teacher and get ready for a blast..

Na u dey craze. OLODO!

snazzydawn:

Errrrmmmm,I just saw a prize for those who will hook up.ok,on second thought,I pick the prizegiver,Layi!!!!!hahahahaaaa ...then maybe,just maybe,I will then pick Adminnnnn...... ....Seun,be my val _{so that I will win Layi's prize}

Hot-Angel and Mizkay, where are you girls? Can you see that we sniffed right? Snazzy is truly in love with Admin. Hahahahahaha!

Oh! Maltina+milk is soooooooooo sweet! I don't know about the raw eggs though.

Well, it fits some people sha. It makes them look really nice. But can somebody help me to tell those that it doesn't fit to pull it off? Cos it looks kind of ridiculous on some people's noses o!

larger_20:

Both You

and
Both of you should close your browsers and go to sleep. Your English mistakes includes: lexis and structures, grammer, sentence structure, spelling and puncuation also a little problem with your choose of antonyms..

This thread reminds of a joke about a school where everyone that tries to correct the other makes another mistake. Larger_20, your own English mistakes also include all what you listed above.  I hope I maded a mistake too so that someone can correction me and let the chain of imperfect mistake correctors continue.

hot-angel:

And if you and your boyfriend are made to be.. You'll get back together later.

Good! HA, I'm going to use this sentence of yours to start a thread on one question that's puzzling me.

Hehehehe, you dey fear make Igbo boys no box you?

Wow! I'd love to cruise in that! I don't mind sinking with it. That kind of death is actually worth it.

Not all Igbo boys are stubborn oooooo!