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Fix the whole roads in Ogun State, there are no infrastructural development in that state at all.

Congratulations to our real Jagaban!

Source to this news?

Thank you Air Peace for clarity.

Big loss to the business owner. May God give him the best.

God bless the Nigeria Police Force for the good work they are doing this days.

Make dem nor add another billing join this one Nigerians are facing na.

That's to say the deputy governor who is acting after the death of the governor is not gonna continue on the position.

We don't know him, let him keep enjoying his office. But abeg make he nor chop our money.

Why are they running, I think they get mind kill 17 military personnel and think they can go scot-free. Its never gonna happen till the perpetrators of the act lineage is exterminated.

Is there any party like PDP existing?

I owe the debt I couldn't pay, I needed someone to wash my sins away. Now I sing a brand new song, amazing grace. Lord Jesus paid the debt, my life could never pay.

Another avenue to enrich the government.

Yes the Lord is risen, Alleluia!

That's good! Beard gang begins.

Nothing will happen to him if he is innocent. But if he is not. Sorry is his name.

FalseProphet1:
Yesterday is a day I'll never forget in my life.

Upon the request of a member, I visited him and his family. His wife prepared vegetable soup, I ate to my satisfaction and we had a very good gist.

After some minutes, I felt the urge to defecate, and he directed me to the restroom. I got in, locked the door, removed my trouser and boxers and hung them up, used a piece to toilet paper to clean the toilet seat, then balanced to get rid of the shit.

This is where the problem started. As I pushed for it to come out, I felt a very sharp pain in my anus. My stool was very dry and hard. I pushed and pushed like a woman in labour and the pain increased.

At some point, the stool got stock in my anus. And despite the fact that I pushed with all my strength, it refused to fully come out. I couldn't breathe again, I let out a faint noise of "ahhhhh" I thought I was going to die. I thought about my life, all the girls I've slept with, all the prophecies I've given, my goals and visions, my dream of building a mega auditorium...But what would they write on my obituary I said to myself, that I was killed by shit. No way. I decided to be a man and push that demonic stool out .

I took a deep breath and resumed my pushing, the pain was horrible, I called on the host of heaven to come to my aid. I started imagining how girls that engage in anal sex do it because it would definitely be painful.

To cut the long story, God gave me victory and I pushed it out of my anus. I regretted not coming with my bell, I would have rang it right there in the toilet for 1 hour to celebrate my victory.

Then the second phase of the problem began. the shit refused to flush. I was there in the toilet stuck for almost 1 hour flushing the useless stubborn shit. As God would have it, I remembered that I saw a red bucket on the corridor. I quickly opened the door, grabbed the bucket, filled it with water and flushed. And the shit was defeated, I could heart it struggling in the pipe as it descended to the suck away, but it had already lost the battle.

I put on my clothes and joined the family in the living room, feeling refreshed and happy.

Truly that was a close call with death. I'm happy I survived it.

This I have seen.

Free food wan kill this one. Dem give you vegetables soup you nor say thank you, you go chop am shey now your eyes have clear.

They forgot that Buhari ni give them power. Tinubu might not see next term.

That is a good time to cruze the bridge.

This governor is making a good name for himself.

It's important cos as a nation we are not supposed to be negotiating with terrorist groups or organisations. Tell us now or forever remain silent over the issue cos we know.

The painful part fit be say baba dey flex for UK

This is good. May your biscuits sell!

Another prison break happening in Nigeria now, Micheal Scoffield brother has just been found.

May her soul rest in peace and may God grant her eternal rest. Amen. I pray the perpetrators are found and face the full arm of the law.

Okay good to go

Prison Break Season 6 acted and scripted in Nigeria.

That is very bad for the business. It's well oh!

Alexander Otti