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Jokes Etc / Re: Akpos Jokes On Nairaland by IamUti: 12:10pm On Aug 12, 2014
Abi you don forget ??
today na STUPID QUESTIONS DAY !!!
So ask any stupid question.. But i will ask mine first before u do..

1: Who sang skelewu by Davido?? .
2:how much is that 10 naira satchet water?

Drop yours and lets see the funniest,
dnt stop the fun.

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Jokes Etc / Akpos Jokes On Nairaland by IamUti: 12:03pm On Aug 12, 2014
Abi you don forget ?

today na STUPID QUESTIONS DAY !!!
So ask any stupid question.. But i will ask mine first before u do..

1: Who sang skelewu by Davido?? .
2:how much is that 10 naira satchet water?

Drop yours and lets see the funniest,
dnt stop the fun.

like akpos jokes on facebook --> www.facebook.com/akpostins
Jokes Etc / Akpos Jokes On Nairaland by IamUti: 11:22am On Aug 12, 2014
AKPOS JOKES

A Professor at the University was giving a lecture on the Supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asked, "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands."Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do you think you've seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands. "That's really good. I'm really glad you take this Seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" About 15 Students raise their hands. "Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 Students raise their Hands?

"That's Fantastic! Now let me ask ask you one question further, has any of you ever made love to a ghost?"Way in the back, akpos raised his hand, The Professor takes off his glasses, and says, "Guy, all the Years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your Experience."

akpos replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the Podium.When he reached the front of the room, the Professor asks, "So, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?""

Shit! From way back there, I thought you said, 'Goats!'" grin

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