It's usually easy to talk like this from outside. Not until you take the centre stage. Buhari and Co said more in 2014

Money wey den for give person make him put ontop 2 Sure odds

Abeg this Rolls Royce get the Chinese type?
The way people buy it, even corrola then no dey buy am like that

Amen. He will punish all of us starting from your story book King David, King Solomon, The Otobolizer, The 2 Main Chris in the building etc.

Africa, we still dont know what we want and what we need.

Chidinma can do back flips under a door.

Chai! How time flies. Awilo that year 1999, 2000. 20years now.

Awilo wan make boys break waist. Was in Pri 5 then. Can't forget.



But Chidinma can do back flips under a door

Brace up er'one for we're in the new year. Expect the release of the last set of chibok girls anytime soon.

Wish you all a happy new year

W

Obboy do your shii. YOLO

If you like keep living your life to please people.

All of these bloody groups don't bloody work in Nigeria. Dunno why, maybe their hands are stained. Maybe.

UN, Amnesty International, ICC, etc. Unarmed people will be killed and nothing will happen. Elections will get rigged in broad day, and nothing will happen.

I wish Kim Jong Un can just test those his toys here in Nigeria and hard reset this CUNT try. Whoever dies is collateral damage.

Hypocrite of the year

Face Palm.

Growing up I used to hear that blondes are stupid. I'm sorry for arguing.

My only problem with this case now is,

They'll now
Take him to the police.
Police will ask for settling
The accuser will say no
The police will lock him for some hours
The man will now bribe his way.
Later the court will start
Come today, adjourned.
Tomorrow again
The bills would be too expensive for the family to bear
So they'll give up.

All that write-up can be eliminated by a single bullet to the forehead. Simple.

Dafreeguy:


Grow up man..if u r an atheist, must u tell us in a stupid way? Mofo

Others Aired their opinions without abuse. But you think you have monopoly of insults. It seems you don't know me. Me I'm 100%Arewa. Iskanchi runs in my blood. Shege Dan Duri

After this, I'm done replying you. Dick head.

Dafreeguy:


I dont know that some akwaibom abi na calabar people like u still lack sense

your dad is my mentor

JuzzJoel:





I feel you can do better than this

Like believe the scam religion right?

alawi5k:
Get well soon

And you too bro

Was expecting them to pray for Jesus to invade the place in a Rambo style, you know. Do some Hollywood Iron Man things.

Tight Vaga-Inna

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Scam

The empty is stadium. Why?

Sending Lil Boys as offerings for slaughter, so it would seem as if there is a fight going on.

There is an internal politiking going on between Udom, Akpabio, Nsima, Buhari, Oshiomole etc that we the ordinary people don't and would never understand until it plays out. And it is a politics of WIN-WIN for Akpabio especially.

Because you can't tell me Udom is against Obong Akpabio. Ma'Abasi he no reach. Yet we cannot understand what Akpabio is doing in the camp of APC. Neither can we understand why Udom from PDP would go welcome an APC sitting President. (Don't even talk about him being simple)

My best bet from School politics is, Akpabio is trying to control both structures in Akwa-Ibom. He is now a Lord in APC. And If PDP wins, his boy is in charge. That's the best I can decipher.

If you ever gambled or still gamble, you'd understand that after placing N100 on a game to bring you N5,000,000. You will now play a realistic game of N500 to bring N900 and all other monies staked. Incase you loose every.

This forth coming election is special because, the hot tail of the antelope is not extravagant except Awilo plugs in the infinix charger from a Julius Berger 18 tyre tipper. So what's the fuss about a blue dragon?

You need to think about this.

#ThinkAboutIt #JustThinkAboutIt

You are welcome.

Olujoe1:
thanks am pleased with it that way.

Olujoe1:
Then who should we voted for?

"Vote for"

When moi moi is overtaking a friend, looking at a suspended ceiling where naked soda is capable of homicide is not the sign of aggrieved school uniforms.

#ThinkAboutIt #ThinkThink #YouNeedToThinkAboutIt

Pikin wey dey find party rice no suppose to fear dance.

All this one na the last makosa wey this case go dance before e enter thin air.

The man don die, that's all. He can't say nothing anymore.

Does beauty on Nairaland have another meaning?

Athena4:
Haha. kept laughing my ass out picturing the whole thing.Ribena from Yankee, a crying bag,a peaceful cellotape.Really funny stuff.

Can't hold the laughter here too