Caicedo, keep that ball down

WrriterNg:



Oya na post am. Make we see..

12 years in Russia no pay you, so last last you want to send Nigerians there to die for recruitment fee. Useless fellow

https://www.nairaland.com/5087936/news-writer-wanted-urgently-25k

WrriterNg:



Lmaoo 30k wetin?


You must be mistaking me for someone else.

No I'm not

Ibime:
Airmark in the mud once again

Correction, in the poteaux poteaux

Airmark in the mud once again

GloriousGbola:


https://www.tcnnews.ng/2024/10/press-releasevandals-damage-towers-t133.html

the lines are being vandalized by bandits and terrorists

google 'vandalized power lines northern nigeria'

this has been happening for the past 9 months

spambot is revitalized so i am being careful about posting links

the north is on a very long thing - the bandits/terrorists will fk up every last aspect of life up north . and there is nothing anyone can do about it.

Kahraba Haram

Electricity is forbidden

WrriterNg:
🇬🇧 🇬🇧

😂 🤣 🤡 🤡 Ibime 🤡 🤡 😂 🤣

They will pack more provisions next time

They don't want to be unfortunate like you that spent 12 years in Russia, came home with nothing and started begging online for N30k job

nihilistjnr:


Iran could possibly shift from a theocracy to a military regime very soon.

It's not like the ayatollah's are that strong, they are only 2 ayatollah's deep in the theocractic run, and the Iranian military has never been this powerful. I think this is one reason why ayatollah hasn't ok'd building a nuke yet... If he gives the military control of a nuke, they might respect him as an OG that realistically isn't long left for this world... But why would a nuclear powered military accept a handover to the Ayatollah's son as is rumoured...

The IRGC is seperate from the regular army and is under the control of the Theocracy, and would counter them, besides there are still 25 million supporters of Islamic Revolution within Iran, while that is a minority, it is a minority with absolute power and would cause problems for anyone moving away from the Islamic theocractic system

A40:
Personally I hope their people can rally and break that Theocracy. The pictures I saw of Iran in the 70s and what Iran is now. It's a travesty that a country managed to move backwards and be worse off after 50 years

Lovers of autocrats don't care about the living standards of the common man. So long as the military is strong, the common man can go to hell. Same way they shout about North Korea being militarily strong, while its people battle with starvation, or Russia whose citizens living standards are on par with 2nd World countries

In 1977, the last “normal” year before the revolution— Iran’s economy was 26 percent larger than Turkey’s; 65 percent higher than Korea’s, and nearly 5.5 times the size of Vietnam’s. In 2017, Turkey’s nominal GDP was 2.4 and Korea’s 7.2 times larger than Iran’s, while Vietnam is 70 percent of Iran’s and is being touted as an emerging Asian Tiger.

popizaino:
Ancelotti is not losing to any fucking German tonight.

Do with this statement anything you want.

BlueRayDick:


Try and be watching more matches so u won't be out here erroneously claiming Real Madrid often play to outscore their opponents from two goals down 👌

Madrid are currently 2 goals down so let's test this theory

Sportsweb:
Israel jet were flying in Iran territory unopposed lmao. It's just a warning. Calma Calma

That's the only takeaway from this on the Israeli side, but a big one. Meaning they have shown they have escalation leverage, and if the target switches to for example Iranian Parliament or Khomeinis palace, Iran will have no answer

So far, Iran have all the escalation dominance and are still dominant but this is a polite reminder that if handshake pass elbow, things could go left for them also

BlueRayDick:


So would you be happy if Burna had kidnapped and his dead body was found later ?

Na wa for una o. When Burna was beating people up and having his boys shoot at night clubs una complain ; now he use police una still complain 🤦‍♂️

Burna has never been against using police. Police is just a tool of oppression for the wealthy in Nigeria, and he was very clear on his stance when Mr 2Kay called police on him. In Nigeria, calling police isn't snitching, it's showing levels


Oluwa Burna, mọ gbóná feli, say mọ gbóná feli
You no get money, you dey call police
Me I dey laugh you gan ni


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OkpaNsukkaisBae:


I no dey oppress anybody. I'll rather fight against injustice, oppression, just like
Putin,
Xi,
Modi is fighting for a multipolar world order, an international system that respect the Sovereignty of a state, where justice and obedience to international law is the watchword.

The bolded is what is being denied Ukraine, but as usual, this mumu saw no contradiction in what he typed.

Haters will say this is foul, but it's just strength


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_BpktMh92o?si=D4MGeOAiwYt2JgAR

Itsrm:


That's what my wife is using. I don't think it costs so much though we didn't have to pay for it thanks to HMO

Another wise man spotted

afrodoc2:


Implanon is a progestogen and still has potential for those side effects he alluded to. A good number of women on it will suffer weight gain, mood swings, irregular periods, headaches, acne.

It is actually more likely to cause weight gain compared to the combined oral contraceptive pill (COCP).

Make the women test and see whether them go suffer side effect before we talk of vasectomy

Segedinho:

Yeah...major reason why I have tried to work on my withdrawal methods ......

The pills tends to cause some visible reshaping and i don't like eating d chubby ones...


Vasectomy is not all I am in for cos I might still drop just one as time and economy kicks.... .who knows

My original plan was 3 and donate one brokos to charity...😃😃 but T-pain is bringing in new assignments..

There is a coil your woman can put in her arm to stop her having kids, better than vasectomy or pill

Una be learners for this game. My wife was on coil before we were ready for kids, and went on coil immediately after we finished.

https://www.nhsinform.scot/healthy-living/contraception/contraceptive-implant/#:~:text=The%20contraceptive%20implant%20(Nexplanon)%20is,sexually%20transmitted%20infections%20(STIs).

BlueRayDick:




Baba say unexpectedly. He knows fully well he's not sterile o, neither is his woman infertile. Yet baba say unexpectedly

Pullout game done fail am

BlueRayDick:


I never see this kind thing before.

You carry Ur money do business wey u feel say go pay u and bring maximum returns in the long run.

You know there are existing players in ghat market before u invested in the business.

Now u came on board and u are asking government to ban all other market players and allow u to operate because the other players are not allowing ur market to sell.🤷‍♂️

Worse still, Ur business is not ready to pay any damn tax either at the federal, state or local government level.

What happened to all those sponsored news reports saying foreign refineries are scared of competition?

Looks like Dangote is the one scared

iamoyindamola:

Lol
You no read well, my laptop and phone were stolen in uni level btw we don't use gadgets in secondary school na

You get laptop for uni, in which year? And you no be Butta?

obainojazz:
There was this well built guy that used to obtain my lodge mates then in Unikz and said he was providing security ( I only learned this after my encounter with him).
We were playing soccer one time and as boys, we see coconut start to Dey chop.
The dude was opening the coconuts and said I should hold this… I helped since I assumed it’s because his hands were full.
That’s how he said I should make sure sand doesn’t touch the coconut… I said what you mean bro… He’s like don’t let sand touch it or you’ll see what I’ll do to you.
I threw that shít on the floor and told him do your worse… Coward guys around kept saying I should have just held the coconut and not make trouble with him 🤡

After that incident, he continued to obtain boys and always avoided me… cos in this life, you don’t know who is who

See difference. Iamoyindamola for hold the coconut dey pet am, then call his daddy immediately after to transfer school

iamoyindamola:

You dan come make mouth for here again abi no be same you that’s using slow motion to turn🤣🤣
If I catch you for field if you no collect make I bend

Go and check those players I mentioned today whether they are not using slow motion to turn today

iamoyindamola:

Ibime
Is raumdeuter also a coward for running away from fight

He ran from Eye boys at uni level

You changed secondary school because some secondary school boys warned you not to snitch to teacher again

Spot the difference

BlueRayDick:


Of course that's a beer parlor talk now ; there's no way someone who never made it to Nigerian league can sincerely claim he's better than someone who plays in the EPL.

That one na just emotional talk.

Make una talk una own. Minus one players

I've played with Jerome Thomas (West Brom and Charlton), Lloyd Sam (Leeds) and Enoch Showunmi (Leeds, Super Eagles and Luton) and have beat their teams in power league before.

Unlimited22:

You get bad mouth o 😂😂😂

Obigbo and Etche people are coming for you

Etche done put mouth dey claim PH now?

Etche na where we dey go do missionary outreach for people wey never see civilisation those days

GloriousGbola:


our yellow skin mild mannered daddy bean counter dey form hard man

Shaft man, small cutlass wey those armed robbers give you that year dey make you feel untouchable

raumdeuter:


Immigrant Ballzproblem2 IDF new recruit where is your own hood in PH. Unlimited22 whats your street cred

Unlimited mama na Ikwerre and he school for Navy Camp, near my house. That makes him certified

Ballzproblem2 na first generation immigrant, those Obigbo people on ourskirts

iamoyindamola:
They play, remember dead man tell no tales
If na another person they tell me this I for think am not butty like you
I no get bulletproof body

Jew man. I'm tested and trusted from Borokiri to Okrika. No be because I Japa early wey soft boys like you go dey raise shoulder. I dey well known as a fighter in my hood and all my schools from early

iamoyindamola:

🤣🤣
You wan them to whoze me for wetin?

You snitch, dem no whoze you (meaning say dem soft), you still let your dad remove you from the school out of fear. You be Jew man

In Junior secondary, one of my padi shouted something derogatory during school assembly, teacher came round our section with cane demanding to know who shouted that. One of my family friend with cowards blood got scared and pointed out my padi. Despite us being tight family friends (our father were schoolmates since childhood and we visit their house), I led his beating after school for snitching.

Some small boys that can't even beat a snitch ran you out of school, inshi man.

It's better to be a lion for a day than a lamb that lives for ever

iamoyindamola:

You think say na pen knife them they use fight like your init land

Pen knife for boarding school?

People wey ask you why you go report - dem no even whoze you for reporting, mean say dem be learners sef

You be coward from junior level

seankafor:
I was oppressed wella during my 1st years in the uni, a cultist will come to where we re playing ball 🏀 and seize the ball, no body will say anything..

They'd be sending you messages like na Dem born you..

Or one time I was caught in a bottle throwing spree between rival cultist in a bar and one threw bottle 🍾 that mistakenly knacked for my head..

Or time wey one old graduated cultist wey no gree leave student environment charged and collected my money I had in my pocket.. lol

Or a time I wanted to higher some cultist to do a revenge for me when some guys like that fúcked with me, the cultists I wanted to higher ended up obtaining me because I was not agreeing to their terms, they ended up collecting my money and loose guarding me

Testimonials of a Jew man