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Education / Re: Yabatech 2014/2015 Post Utme Examination/screening, Result And Admission Detail by Ifecoded(m): 1:30am On Jun 08, 2013
Diz Yabatech 2 dey 4rm o, so we 2nd choice don format our chance be dat o, they shud do sumthn abt diz, xpectin miracle tho buh Y wil a poly refuse to acept 2nd choice? Silly Policy, nd no be dia fault na jamb cause am. No ask 4 my jamb score o, am nt joking o ehn ehn.
Education / Re: Federal University OYE EKITI Admission Here by Ifecoded(m): 1:17am On Jun 08, 2013
I dnt knw Fuoye offers a course lyk Theatre and Media studies nau, i wud prefer dat to D english wareva i chose. Mtchew#SO SAD#
Sports / Re: Kenya Vs Nigeria - W-C Qualifier - (0 - 1) On 5th June 2013 by Ifecoded(m): 2:48pm On Jun 05, 2013
Which tv station can we view dz match thoze of u watchin d match?
Celebrities / Re: Angelina Jolie First Public Appearance Since Surgery by Ifecoded(m): 9:25am On Jun 03, 2013
Doll!!! undecided cry
Celebrities / Re: MTN Signs Wizkid As Ambassador by Ifecoded(m): 10:57pm On May 29, 2013
Babiloko: 2nd 2 comment...phuck wizkid
hmmmmm. U be babaloko nt babiloko. U be d Last to comment{ED} bro. grin
Politics / Re: Newly Constructed Mokola Fly-over In Ibadan For Opening Today (pictures) by Ifecoded(m): 10:34pm On May 29, 2013
Sunny_bobo: Is it just me or did any other person notice that the quality of the bridge appears to be poor and seems like something that could collapse in no distant time. Can the bridge be compared to this one in Akwa Ibom state?
we re nt askin u to provide the pic of d best flyova in ur state nau, wy d compare and contrast. Abeg! Am sure dat's d best in ur state. I dey pity you o Hmmmm, sorry o. Jejeelogø.
Romance / Re: Girls: What Attracts You The Most In Boys? by Ifecoded(m): 10:27am On May 28, 2013
gudugudumeje: In women, there is the 1st thought, the 2nd thought and later thoughts. For women have 7 lives and thoughts like a cat's..... Where the attraction falls in and into cannot always be known with them. Not even in marriage do they do better with wandering thoughts. And this is where sound cultural and home training as well as fatherly mentoring comes in.... Mother's and other women can always failed to save them from these wandering except on few cases...[color=#006600][/color]
Wetin u dey talk nau? Abeg no spoil trend 4 me jawe. Haha diff people lik diff clothes.
Romance / Re: Girls: What Attracts You The Most In Boys? by Ifecoded(m): 10:17am On May 28, 2013
Gelz no dey mention shrt guys o, na short guys dey always get big rod nau, tho short dick but beefy, and tall guys always av it as lng and kind of thin dickton. Am nt shrt and nt dat tall. And 4 thoz talkin abt guys gud on bed or nt, we talkin abt atraction, how do u knw a guy is strong or gud on bed by mere lukin or first aproach? What atracts u to guys dat d question. Sex lovers grin
Romance / Re: Girls: What Attracts You The Most In Boys? by Ifecoded(m): 9:36am On May 28, 2013
barcanista: Sorry ma you got it wrong. i'm 6 feet in height, slim and fit, intelligent and smart, goal getter and ambitious among others. You shouldn't say something oh assume based on my opinion. Ok? last time i check, pretty girls don't really set high standard, but most not so pretty and below average, usually set HIGH STANDARD.
ørø loma sø ke. Na Talk u Talk o seriously
Romance / Re: Girls: What Attracts You The Most In Boys? by Ifecoded(m): 9:28am On May 28, 2013
rapcy: Thnk God all d rqmnt wey dem dey mntn I gada am
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, funny u. Meaning?
Romance / Re: Describe The Worst Person You Ever Dated by Ifecoded(m): 11:55pm On May 26, 2013
femiero: I dated this Ogun State girl. She graduated from UNILAG but based in Ibadan. I met her in Oyo State NYSC camp. I was running a medium scale business in camp at that time. She was so sweet when we met. She always resist and reject my sexual advances with the stiffest resistance she can muster.....She claimed to be a virgin "technically" because she hadn't had s*x for 6 months. She was always expecting me to buy her expensive and all but as a sharp guy, I did not do beyond my pocket. Then after a while she became abusive and insulting.

She banned me from drinking alcohol but she takes alcohol whenever she goes out with her friend.

She would scream at me if I asked of her whereabouts. She goes on dates with different (Lead City Uni/Ibadan) boys regularly. One of the boys called me a "Cattle Rearer" to my face. She gave me orders on how to pray and all. Whenever I try to resist her many controlling whims on me, she gets very insulting. She says things like "Look at your wretched self....", "Your mates are making money, you are here doing nonsense...", "I am going to jilt you very soon...", "I am way beyond your league...." etc, etc.

Then suddenly I got a juicy job with an investment firm in Lagos (*speaking in tongues*). My starting salary was above 220k. Immediately I told her, she changed totally. She began picking my calls on the first ring, she uses "sir" when talking to me. She calls me like 20 times a day and all. Despite several pingings ooooh!!

One day I just stopped picking her calls. I deleted her from my BBM. She started stalking me on facebook and writing on my wall. In one message she promised to have sex with me whenever I want it but I was beyond that already. She never appreciated me when I had little. grin grin angry angry
I still love her small sha........But we will never be together again.
This is super story, A life that yaya yaya{finish d song nau}.

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Education / Re: UNIUYO Post UTME Past Questions and Answers by Ifecoded(m): 11:12pm On May 26, 2013
fortknox1:
It's PPT. The cut off mark is 180. Hostels are great. Lecturers are terrific. You'll love it.
thanks bro, we gaz knw thnz like this to ginger our spirit y reading. And we gna write dsame subject we did in jamb?
Romance / Re: Describe The Worst Person You Ever Dated by Ifecoded(m): 2:35am On May 26, 2013
Dubby6: hope u aint gay...nt insulting pls
am not.wwetin u c o?
Education / Re: Federal University OYE EKITI Admission Here by Ifecoded(m): 2:00am On May 26, 2013
adetola31: . The person should join us in d thread nw instead of doing evedroping.. Anyway, i knw they offer English Language and Literature, nt sure of English wit literal studies cos i didn't c it wen i ws filing d form 4 my jnr sista, she z going 4 Eng.& literature. As 4 their Hostel, i heard they hav fantastic hostel. Bt d fee is 39kplus bt i ws told House outside is cheaper 12k 2 15k... As 4 postume, jamb combinatn. 100questns 4 1hr. Cbt.. Hope u find dis helpful.?
evedroping! L̳̿Ö̤̣̇ː̗̀(=)))ː̖́Ö̤̣̇L̳̿. Thanks 4 d inffoooo anyway.
Family / Re: Names You Would Like To Call Your Kids by Ifecoded(m): 2:16pm On May 25, 2013
my 1st born wil go by d name Oscar Mavin Awesome Oluwaferanmi Alani and 2nd born Frank Jesus Courage Oluwadamilare Akanmu and my last born Juan King Marvelous Ololade Alade. Dnt kum and date me cos of my kids names o. I dnt pray 4 a gel.I dnt need owo ori dowry.
Romance / Re: Describe The Worst Person You Ever Dated by Ifecoded(m): 2:02pm On May 25, 2013
smothly: I regrets dating my ex,that guy na sex maniac. No one teach me before I jilted him because if the affairs were to be going on,they might eventually post my obituary......deji is a BAD guy
u cnt expect him to do it smothly all d tym, i guess dats y u called him a bad guy and i knw sum gels here on #land wil wish to meet mr. Deji cos they love it raw grin
smothly: I regrets dating my ex,that guy na sex maniac. No one teach me before I jilted him because if the affairs were to be going on,they might eventually post my obituary......deji is a BAD guy
u cnt expect him to do it smothly all d tym, i guess dats y u called him a bad guy and i knw sum gels here on #land wil wish to meet mr. Deji cos they love it raw
Romance / Re: Describe The Worst Person You Ever Dated by Ifecoded(m): 1:55pm On May 25, 2013
thank God i dnt love. I neva av a date anyway buh free Bleep wifi.More comments pls!

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Education / Re: Federal University OYE EKITI Admission Here by Ifecoded(m): 1:30pm On May 25, 2013
adetola31: . Are u an aspirant? Or asking 4 some 1?
bros it doesn't affect d ans u gna gv me. M actualy Askin 4 sum1 bro. And y askin?
Romance / Re: Love Still Exist In Nigerian Girls? by Ifecoded(m): 1:13pm On May 25, 2013
to xperience LOVE in 9jaria u gaz dey gallant gan xpecially when u re not dat handsome or nt looking 2 gud. Cos love is loving what doesn!t looks lovable.
Education / Re: Federal University OYE EKITI Admission Here by Ifecoded(m): 12:49pm On May 25, 2013
i nid more info on english and lit.studies. Pls. D cut off marks, d hostels and are we gna write dsame sub we did in jamb?
Education / Re: UNIUYO Post UTME Past Questions and Answers by Ifecoded(m): 12:37pm On May 25, 2013
fortknox1:
The answer to that is YES.
thank god. Is it cbt or pen and paper test? And can i knw more abt mass comm dia? D cut off mark and d quality of d course dia. The hostels and d academics stufz coz am sure am gna b offered adminsn dia dis yr. Am very sure.
Education / Re: Yabatech 2014/2015 Post Utme Examination/screening, Result And Admission Detail by Ifecoded(m): 12:32pm On May 25, 2013
Fynestboi: yabatech dnt accept 2nd choice so go and change it if na 2nd u put them..
Education / Re: Yabatech 2014/2015 Post Utme Examination/screening, Result And Admission Detail by Ifecoded(m): 12:32pm On May 25, 2013
Fynestboi: yabatech dnt accept 2nd choice so go and change it if na 2nd u put them..
baba abeg answer my question, WILL they alow them to write d xam.? Pls.
Education / Re: Yabatech 2014/2015 Post Utme Examination/screening, Result And Admission Detail by Ifecoded(m): 1:09am On May 24, 2013
can a candidate that chose yabatech as 2nd choice be alowed to write dia xam. Or xam wil only be written by candidates who chose them as 1st choice.
Education / Re: Federal University OYE EKITI Admission Here by Ifecoded(m): 12:37pm On May 23, 2013
Hi guys can I know more abt english and literature studies as a course in fuoye?
Education / Re: Rating Of Secondary Schools In Nigeria by Ifecoded(m): 6:42pm On May 22, 2013
Wen we talk abt best skuls in 9ja, we av 2 talk abt 1. Otalenu special skul 2.abokusoro talented students 3. Future cheaters Int'll 4. Ajanlekoko fine skul 5. Scammers&Ashawo college. D likes of Adedibu,Oga@d top,Alao akala, jonathan,Tonto dikeh,Seun Osewa,Obasanjo Graduated 4rm dis skul.
Education / Re: Rating Of Secondary Schools In Nigeria by Ifecoded(m): 6:20pm On May 22, 2013
capsogiga: BEST SCHOOL IN NIGERIA IS COMMUNITY SECONDARY SCHOOL, AJANLEKOKO, MUSHIN, LAGOS.
MOTTO: HA! OUN TUN DA !!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Na otapiapia dem dey sell 4 d skul? E gbadun sir. Lol.
Education / Re: UNIUYO Post UTME Past Questions and Answers by Ifecoded(m): 5:56pm On May 22, 2013
fortknox1:
The cut off mark is 180.
The PUTME form is not yet out.
To get an sms alert once the form is out - visit www.uniuyoalert.tk
are we 2 write dsame subj we wrote in jamb?
Education / Re: Federal Polytechnic 0ffa 2013/2014 Admission Processing by Ifecoded(m): 5:50pm On May 22, 2013
dannyfillz: The pume form is nt yet out,î† should be out by june/july.
The exam î§ cbt,УФЦ can do î† in cyber cafe close to УФЦ.
English,simple maths nd current affairs
does offa poly accepts 2nd choice candidates??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Between Manchester United And Chelsea, Who Had A Better Season? by Ifecoded(m): 5:44pm On May 21, 2013
As a chelsea fan, i blv d poster is joking kos how will u compare losers cup wif d premere league ti2. We shud argue dat wif d less priviledge team eg arsenal. Up bluesssssssssssssssssssssssssss 2014/15 league winners. Arsenal 2014/15 top 4 winners.
Sports / Re: Victor Moses And Kalu Uche To Miss W/C Qualifiers And Confederation Cup by Ifecoded(m): 5:12pm On May 21, 2013
Thank god oooooo. Dis na oppourtunity 4 me to get into d super eagles squad ooo. Dancing opa gaana style ;DThank god oooooo. Dis na oppourtunity 4 me to get into d super eagles squad ooo. Dancing opa gaana style

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