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Sports / An Open Letter To Jose Mourinho From A True Chelsea Fan. by Ifecoded(m): 2:02pm On Dec 19, 2015
[color=#000099][/color]Dear Jose, I’m not ashamed to say that I’ve been a bit more
cheerful writing eulogies than having to do this.
First off, I want to thank you for everything you’ve
done for us Chelsea fans. You gave us moments
that we will never forget. It was under your stewardship that we won our
first League title in 50 years and you managed to
deliver two more before your second untimely exit.
You made Chelsea what it is today and no one can
ever take that away. You are an absolute legend at
Stamford Bridge, and no matter how many managers come through the doors, you will always
be our Special One. It was heart wrenching when you left back in
2007, but yesterday felt 1000 times worse because
this truly feels like the end. I know I speak for every single Chelsea fan when I
say that your return – two years ago – marked one
of the happiest days of our lives. Despite winning
lots of silverware in your absence, Chelsea didn’t
feel like Chelsea without you. Stamford Bridge was
more alive than it had ever been over these last two and a half seasons. We lost legends like Frank Lampard and Petr Cech
whilst you were in charge. We felt the pain of
having to watch our two-time Player of The Year,
Juan Mata, wear a Manchester United shirt, but yet
we followed you blindly, trusting your every move. You could not deliver any trophies in your first
season back, however, we could tell that it
wouldn’t be long before we were the champions of
England again. The following campaign, just like
you said would happen and just like we all knew
would happen, we lifted the Premier League title for the first time since 2010. We also won the Capital
One Cup en route. It was a truly magnificent season. Your transfers
were an absolute genius, and there was no doubt
that we would come out on top the second after we
buried Burnley on the very first day. We did have a few bad moments, like that 5-3 loss
at White Hart Lane and getting knocked out of the
FA Cup by Bradford City. We also crashed out of the
Champions League in the round of 16, courtesy of
Paris Saint-Germain. But through it all, you kept us
going and it was really worth it in the end. You had brought the title back to Stamford Bridge.
We had an identity, we had our manager back and
we were back to being a real dominant force in
England. Life couldn’t have been any better. Chelsea and Mourinho suffered their worst start to a league season this term This season, however, things took a turn for the
worst. We expected to improve on last season’s
performance, but our campaign turned sour on the
very first day. We couldn’t get past lowly Swansea
City and the Eva issue became a dark cloud which
never went away. Even then we stood by you and our support was
unwavering. As bad as things had gotten, all that
mattered was that you were going through it with
us and I know it hurt you the most. The defeat to
Manchester City had a real effect and essentially
knocked the life out of us. We became an enfeebled team, devoid of
confidence and swagger. From champions in May
to the Premier League’s whipping boys a few
months later. That hurt like hell. At any other club, fans would have already turned
on their manager. But that never happened with
you; after all you are Jose Mourinho. Although a
small percentage of us called for your head, for the
most part, we stood behind you through one of the
worst seasons we have ever had. We kept expecting things to get better, instead, we
kept falling. Even after a satisfying win against
Arsenal, we could not maintain confidence and
went back into a slump. But by our manager we
stood, chanting your name every chance we got. Although I knew how passionate we were about
our team and manager, I really had no idea until I
experienced it first-hand. I made the trip to Stoke
City, my very first Chelsea game – which we lost on
penalties by the way, and I could not believe the
effusive support you received from just a handful of away fans. Even watching us lose to Liverpool at Stamford
Bridge, the atmosphere was unreal. The crowd was
behind the team and your name was on everyone’s
lips. I must have looked in your direction more than
at the actual game. I probably had the most emotional time of my life
when I stood up for the Special One during our 2-1
win against Dynamo Kiev at the Bridge. I caught
myself wiping a tear, but it was one of absolute joy.
I had travelled from very far just to experience this,
but I never imagined it being so ecstatic. We would hit another slump after our win against
Norwich, but we remained in your corner. As much
as we knew that Roman’s patience wouldn’t hold
out, yesterday’s news came as a real shock. It would seem Mourinho’s sacking has not gone down too well with the Stamford Bridge faithful It was an absolute rubbish decision by the owner
and the board. They fired the best coach we have
ever had at Chelsea, and although I understand
that we need results more than anything else, I
believe that you would have found a way
eventually. You are very much the victim here, you were not
given the improvements you needed this season
and the players that we actually have did not give
everything. They let you down, they let us down,
and it’s sad that you’re the one paying for it. You were more than a manager to us, Jose. You
were one of us and it went much deeper than
football. We didn’t do this, we didn’t want this; we
would take you back in a heartbeat. I don’t know
where we go from here as a club, but it doesn’t
even feel worth it without you. I wish you success with your next job, wherever it
may be. Roman and his advisors will live to regret
their disgusting decision. We are really gutted to see you go. You gave us
everything, but in the end you were turned upon
by the very players whom you made great. You
were turned upon by the board, but not by the
ones who really matter – us, the fans. We will always love and support you, Jose. We will
never, ever forget you. I hope you can be the
Happy One again at some other club, as for us,
there’s no getting over you. It’s with tears in my eyes that I say goodbye to the
best manager we have ever had. Farewell Jose, we
will really miss you.
Yours Truly, A Chelsea Fan
Curled from Sportskeeda

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Romance / Re: Nairaland Guys With Pink Lips by Ifecoded(m): 9:26am On Dec 12, 2014
shumuel:
With the rate Pink Lips is being discuss on social medias especially ours truely 'Nairaland' i think its going to be one of the Trendy new things in year 2015, so i thought it would be cool to post the Pix of our pick lips, dont you thinks so ? Am seeing MR Pink Lips being Born from here, we could even compete dont you agree ? So guys lets have fun and post our pink Lip pix. Mine below
hmmmm @ur age, u still gv importance to stuff lyk diz.
Phones / Re: Etisalat Surprise by Ifecoded(m): 8:21am On Nov 03, 2014
i dont also know why i was given 700 mb. It was wow.
Romance / Re: What Do Girls Gain In A Relationship Without Allowance Or Money From Their Bfs by Ifecoded(m): 10:35am On Sep 24, 2014
80 percent of girls reading and doing this will find it hard to stop d silly act despite bn corrected by NLs. Na curse for them, they will never. Keep pouring water in d basket. All i know is premarital sex is badder.. Abstain frm it like EBoLa
Health / Re: Top 10 Bizarre Uses Of Toothpastes by Ifecoded(m): 8:21am On Sep 10, 2014
Hunkyimage:
Lolzzz Guy u stupit wella,hahahahahahaha
lolz.....

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Escapes New FIFA Ban. by Ifecoded(m): 4:50pm On Sep 09, 2014
atleast nigerians and football loving fans shud be happy with this... South Afrika vrs NIGERIA on ma phuckinn mhind...
Sports / Nigeria Escapes New FIFA Ban. by Ifecoded(m): 4:32pm On Sep 09, 2014
the country has avoided another
ban by steps taken to dislodge
the Chris Giwa-led faction and
the return to office of Musa
Amadu on Monday
Sep 9, 2014 15:20:56
There is cheering
news for Nigerian
football as Fifa
has accepted the
moves made to
enforce its request for the Chris
Giwa-led faction to quit the Glass
House and allow the general
secretary take charge of affairs
pending when new elections are
held.
This means that Nigeria will now
be able to go ahead with
Wednesday’s Africa Cup of Nations
qualifier with South Africa. The
Super Eagles already arrived in
Cape Town on Monday.
In a release on its website on
Tuesday, the football governing
body said that its conditions have
been met and it expects an extra-
ordinary general assembly to sit
and pave the way for the
emergence of a legally constituted
executive committee in earnest.
The statements reads: “Fifa has
sent a letter today, 9 September, to
the Nigeria Football Federation
(NFF) confirming that the
conditions set out in Fifa’s letter of
3 September have been met and
that, therefore, the NFF is not
suspended.
“The NFF had been set a deadline
of 8 September to ensure that the
persons claiming to have been
elected to NFF positions vacated
the association’s premises and to
confirm that the NFF General
Secretary could perform his work
without interference.
“In the meantime, Fifa has
received a letter from the NFF with
these assurances and with an
explanation of the positive steps
taken to normalise the situation.
“Responding to the NFF today, Fifa
outlined that it now expects the
NFF Executive Committee to meet
as soon as possible in order to
convene an extraordinary general
assembly to decide on the
roadmap leading to the elections,
which should be open to all
persons complying with the NFF
statutes and regulations.
“Fifa also emphasised that should
the electoral process be affected
by any interference or mishap, the
case would be referred to the
appropriate FIFA bodies and that
FIFA would monitor the situation
as the NFF progresses towards the
elections,” Fifa said.
However, there might still be
problems ahead as some officials
in the faction led by Chris Giwa
have filed a suit with the Court of
Arbitration for Sport urging the
Lausanne-based agency to stop
Fifa from implementing any
decisions against it.
Family / Re: How Long To Wait To Have Kids After Marriage? by Ifecoded(m): 3:42pm On Sep 09, 2014
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Business / Re: Let Me Show You A Sure Business You Can Start With 3,000 Naira! by Ifecoded(m): 3:30pm On Sep 09, 2014
so sad i came on dz thrnd late, u really doin a great job, av bn around for d past two to three months and am so sad i dont even knw anythin concernin dz thread, wud lyk to get closer cos i blv its nt too late and those money mentioned abv is nt too much for me to afford. How do i get d ebook and for ao much pls? Thanks.
Health / Re: Top 10 Bizarre Uses Of Toothpastes by Ifecoded(m): 11:19am On Sep 09, 2014
its also useful to guys dat av probz wit early ejakule!s!on...... Rob am on top ur d!!k and testiz after a round of sex please dont use 'cd' penetrate directly... Ur lyf wil neva remain dsame.... Thank me later.
Family / Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by Ifecoded(m): 10:16am On Sep 09, 2014
ibangs: They served you guys right. Am sure you guys took her assignment serious till she left, after the supposed indomie was duly shared grin
she bcame our fwend b4 i left d sch.
Family / Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by Ifecoded(m): 10:58pm On Sep 08, 2014
we shall see d last person to comment on this trend.... So hilarious, those comedians shud visit dz trend for more jokes...

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Family / Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by Ifecoded(m): 10:29pm On Sep 08, 2014
due to d way i comsume naw, my mum do tell me wen was a kid i dont eat and afta sum tym i started eatin food that re much and biga than my age and any visitor then cant help but to comment on me then and named me 'PARIOLODO' dia iz dz day dat my uncle visited us, my mum's yunga bro, and he started teasin me cos its bn long he saw i guess those days wen i dont eat much, and its tym for dinner they brought my food as i always sing any tym d food is almost done, so my mum brought my food and my uncle asks will he be able to level dz mountain of amala, my mum said ha, wait and see, i trust my boi he will finish it... Afta d whole family had finished eating, i ate and ate and the evil food keeps multiplyin and i started crying, the whole family was lyk wats wrong with u, afta so much question i managed to explain to them dat, wen i ate and ate and d food refuse to finish why wont i cry... They started laughing at the little me.

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Family / Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by Ifecoded(m): 6:33pm On Sep 08, 2014
dia is dz beautiful sister neighbour of mine den, she occupies a room wit her fwends which were most tym unclad and den call me in to send me on errands, there is dz basket wia she packed all her accesories lyk powder, cream, eyelash,lipstick etc, she calls it ''AJOGBA'' i do go dia to perceive d sceint of her lovely creams until dz faithful day,prior to dat tym i dont recodnize that cream called 'ABONIKI BALM'. I opened d first cream perceived d tin, e sweet i go close am open anoda perceive am close am until i perceived aboniki balm. O boy my eyes turn red water begin comot for my high, i dey stars, i begin dey cough... I quietly close it and moved out quietly, i no tell anybody my xperince..... Mumu mumu tin wen person small. Mtchew.

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Family / Re: Let's Hear Some Of The Hilarious Things You Did As A Child by Ifecoded(m): 6:06pm On Sep 08, 2014
i pray u find this silly act of ours funny. During my sec sch days, dia is dz fwend of mine, babatunde who will always leave d sch any tym my class is to be purnished u knw art class naw, and funny enough he always escape the rot of those teachers. There is this yung female corper that takes on english then and she gave us an assignment which nobody did in the whole of art class, she later went and report to our vice principal whom d whole sch considered the most wicked man in d sch. Twas one wednesday morning afta she had came to our class to threaten us that she's gna use it as our.. We just heard the sound of d bell and we were in d class playing wif psp wich blongs to one guy called olumide, tunde was d next to play as we heard the sound of d bell. We were amazed at the call and while still wonderin wat had happen, tunde was d first person to shout indo mie, cos there is always a day when dz indo mie people cumz to our sch to shr indo mie, we were so happy that those that had no sucks on even attended d assembly that day.. The v.p was d one that addresed us, i realized we were traped wen our v.c later discharged the whole of ss3,ss2 and ss1 science and commercial classes, and ordered that the labour prefect to fetch for healthy and yung looking canes,i was so afraid i had to punch dat tunde of a guy that i tot u said these pple re gna distribute indo mie..... We were given the indo mie noodles of our lives with strong canes that they, b4 i later left the school.

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Culture / Re: Olokun by Ifecoded(m): 5:36pm On Sep 08, 2014
Kachisbarbie:
Why is everyone complaining about ma followers... are they plenty? sad
I'm more than three mths na, had an old acct, that wasn't mature to survive the NL crash, opened this new one and re-followed ma old hommies.
okies, i tot as much, u are handsome tho....
Culture / Re: Olokun by Ifecoded(m): 5:15pm On Sep 08, 2014
Kachisbarbie: Hehe,I know sango
-Ogun
-Osun
-Eshu
-Obatala
-and soponnaaaaa grin
I had this friend in secondary sch, any small thing, she would say Soponna will visit you. I had to ask her if it is a kind of 'willie-willie', when she told me the meaning, I just tire for the girl.
Now I know olokun, aint sure I have ever heard of it.
juz three months and u don gather followers lyk dz.... U aiit sha...
TV/Movies / Re: Is Nse Ikpe Etim Nigeria's Best Actress? by Ifecoded(m): 3:15pm On Sep 08, 2014
Dreyl: alright! Thanks.
u welcome.. Wait, re u d one on ur pro. Pic?
Romance / Re: Beautiful But Still Single... by Ifecoded(m): 3:12pm On Sep 08, 2014
perry2020:
Omode koh ni me
ema dami loun jawe, agba loun she mi.... Besides u re pweety. Ow is familic?
Religion / Re: Mega Church Pastors That Fell For Adultery by Ifecoded(m): 3:08pm On Sep 08, 2014
Austema: Hi, nairalanders, am d newest member of dis golden site, am Austine, a student of fed.poly.idah, kogi state
buh guy why u dey do dz kain mumu mumu tin naw, wetin be our own now? Does this stop u frmm reasoning like d odas wif accepted into dz family? And all they do is post thrash, book space and type as fast as posible to b d first person to comment,baba take ur tym. Yu are welcome, dont make noise o, na me b d class rep, i dey ryt d names of d noise maker.
TV/Movies / Re: Is Nse Ikpe Etim Nigeria's Best Actress? by Ifecoded(m): 2:45pm On Sep 08, 2014
Dreyl: ok recommend one movie that she acted so that i can start downloading asap!
phone swap and mr/mrs. And may be any of d mentioned films by NLs
Romance / Re: Beautiful But Still Single... by Ifecoded(m): 2:10pm On Sep 08, 2014
perry2020:
What is your definition of beautiful?
1.if guys like you keep doin their thing and clean mouth the way you just stated won't it be better for them to stay single than be deceived by guys of your specie.
2.did it occur to you that probably they don't want a relationship. Eg when guys keep chopping and Going they rather not date at all.
3.i don't even know how to describe your friends but don't you think u should do your own research very well rather than judge fine girls that your peeps might even be lying about.
4.have you carried out a research backing your say that uglier girls get married more these days than beautiful ladies?
As I asked earlier what is ur definition of beautiful?? Is it maheda/omotola jola ekehinde,miley Cyrus/nikki minaj,lola omotayo/empress njama
If even the ugliest of girls can be in a relationship why won't the fine ones be aldoe beauty ain't in the face but in the heart,i would rather go for a beautiful heart with brains but some ladies have the 3 in one,trust me.have a nice day
hmmmm, oro lomode yi so o.

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