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Celebrities / Re: 50cent Signs Rotimi, Us-Born Nigerian Singer To G-unit by ifetife: 9:53am On Jun 22, 2015
The key to glory is humility

To embrace creativity, to continuously make impacts that will affect humanity positively, to give room for rapt productivity in no time, the ability to respect other's ability is the key.

Humility works along line with the concept of humanity.

Also, you must learn not to see what you have achieved over the time as the best. Be focused, you can do more.

Note:

God has used me to write another book in some couples of months ago, titled - Think Big, Dream Wide and Start Small. I am happy to invite you to the book launch here on O.A.U campus on July, 11, 2015.

The launch is a combination of a seminar and a writing competition prior the day. You can participate in the writing competition.

Topic is: Creativity: A tool for personal and National Development.

Form is: N300

Reinforcement: All participants will get a free copy of the book on the day of the launch. The best 3 runner ups will be given an award of excellence.

You can submit your articles to ifeoluwaoluyimide@gmail.com. or contact 08143251557 to get your form in hard or soft copy.

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Crime / Re: Boyfriend Inserts Pepper Into Lover’s Private Parts (PIC) by ifetife: 9:51am On Jun 22, 2015
The key to glory is humility

To embrace creativity, to continuously make impacts that will affect humanity positively, to give room for rapt productivity in no time, the ability to respect other's ability is the key.

Humility works along line with the concept of humanity.

Also, you must learn not to see what you have achieved over the time as the best. Be focused, you can do more.

Note:

God has used me to write another book in some couples of months ago, titled - Think Big, Dream Wide and Start Small. I am happy to invite you to the book launch here on O.A.U campus on July, 11, 2015.

The launch is a combination of a seminar and a writing competition prior the day. You can participate in the writing competition.

Topic is: Creativity: A tool for personal and National Development.

Form is: N300

Reinforcement: All participants will get a free copy of the book on the day of the launch. The best 3 runner ups will be given an award of excellence.

You can submit your articles to ifeoluwaoluyimide@gmail.com. or contact 08143251557 to get your form in hard or soft copy.

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Nairaland / General / Humility Is The Key To Glory by ifetife: 9:50am On Jun 22, 2015
To embrace creativity, to continuously make impacts that will affect humanity positively, to give room for rapt productivity in no time, the ability to respect other's ability is the key.

Humility works along line with the concept of humanity.

Also, you must learn not to see what you have achieved over the time as the best. Be focused, you can do more.

Note:

God has used me to write another book in some couples of months ago, titled - Think Big, Dream Wide and Start Small. I am happy to invite you to the book launch here on O.A.U campus on July, 11, 2015.

The launch is a combination of a seminar and a writing competition prior the day. You can participate in the writing competition.

Topic is: Creativity: A tool for personal and National Development.

Form is: N300

Reinforcement: All participants will get a free copy of the book on the day of the launch. The best 3 runner ups will be given an award of excellence.

You can submit your articles to ifeoluwaoluyimide@gmail.com. or contact 08143251557 to get your form in hard or soft copy.

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I love you.

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Literature / Ill Luck Nigeria (poem) by ifetife: 8:37am On Apr 23, 2015
In the deserted atmosphere of ours,
Filled with nails and broken bottles,
Piercing us and reaching our interiors
Without considering our 1833 record,
You came
And removed our almost tattered clothes
And gave us tattered rags.

The luck in your good name we trusted,
And we believed a savior had come,
We taught the end to bad bloods had come,
We hoped an angel had come,
But,
It was indeed an additional naked dancer
That visited us with knives’ rangers.

Good,
Where is your luck?
Because we added good to the names of our wards
And luck to the deeds of our misfortunes.

Alas,
Your return brought the worse moment to us
And your diligence brought us state pardon.
His Excellency,
That is what you are,
As you turn to the uncommon barrow breaking our marrows
And rendering us wheel barrows in return,
Remember,
Your queen turned to a public comedian
And you also added daily dailies to our dailies

See,
We are not unaware of your plans,
And we have heard about your fiction 2015
Meant to reduce us to rubble the more.

Sir,
We enjoyed our former state without much alarm,
And we dislike our present state filled with haram.
Yes, we love Boko,
But, it has refused to carry out its roles.

And you turn to our curriculum planner
And the executors now teach us the invisible
Indeed,
Our luck is great
As it helps us to stand out in other countries of the world
We are silently watching your passiveness,
And courageously beholding your wickedness
Since we have no option
Than to dance to the tune of your name.

Luck,
Remember that we were not born to suffer,
But we have been trained to enjoy suffering.
So,
Continue with your deeds
And let us continue with our meal
Since we have no alternative.
Rude luck,
We know you for who you are
And we identify ourselves with poverty.

by OLUYIMIDE IFEOLUWA SAMUEL
Literature / From Me To You by ifetife: 6:21am On Apr 19, 2015
From me to you

Yes--- Just yes----ter----night,
The sun drew her cotton,
The moon used her wrappers,
The birds laid their beds,
The knocks knocked the stars,
Not just mere threats!
All, A bad omen and thread….

You! I mean YOU!
You are the carrier of the change,
The architectural designs in your palms,
UNIQUENESS!
The genes in your being,
DYNAMISM!
The balls in your eyes,
STRENGTH!
The tap in your mind,
PASSION!
The tower in your head,
TALENTS!
The spirit in your blood,
POSITIVITY!

Dear, YOU must use the UNIQUENESS you carry with the DYNAMISM you hold combined with the STRENGTH you have developed over the time to PASSIONATELY use your TALENTS to affect HUMANITY POSITIVELY.

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Jokes Etc / The Barber And Sharp Nigga by ifetife: 3:51pm On Apr 18, 2015
A guy stuck his head into a barber's shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said,"About 2 hours." The guy left. A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours." The guy left. A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour only." The guy left.

The barber turned to a friend and said, "Ken, please do me a favor, follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back". A little while later, Ken returned to the shop. The barber asked, "So where does that guy go whenever he leaves here?" Ken looked up, with tears in his eyes and said, "To your wife at home."
Education / Our Teachers Can Lie But They Should Be Brief! by ifetife: 7:45am On Apr 15, 2015
Our teachers can lie, but they should be brief....

Imagine a young teacher who is just 25 years old and has being told to teach AWOISM; Was he there when Chief Obafemi Awolowo was in government. Yet, he will claim that he has read books about AWO and he will do the teaching like he was AWO's Personal Assistant (P.A) when he was alive.

Only a fool knows not that he does not know. Reasons being that he is stereotypic about learning. He believes that learning is a one way thing.

He does not take time to consider the definition of learning that say LEARNING is the relative permanent CHANGES in the behaviour and attitude of a person towards the better of his society and beyond.

The best sets of lies are additions that are always added to some of the past uninteresting theories we learn in schools. Also, the long but interesting stories called histories. In fact, different teachers teach the same history telling different lies... Smiles!

Dear, I think Karl Marx must have being dead by now, when are we going to stop learning Marxism theory? What about Henry Fayol theory of management? Janowits and Huntington theory of military. Or when are we going to stop talking about Existentialism, Pragmatism, Experimentalism amongst other philosophical back ups of Socratic and Plato?

The truth about this is that these theories have being existing for decades and beautiful lies had being dramatically added to them to make them interesting. This is because they are not interesting at all. We only trying to memorise them and later forget. Only some of those true but unrealistic stories are interesting.

Teachers even paint these stories as if they were present in the scenario.

Our teachers should stop telling us lies by making fun out of the odds. We are in the world of practicals and not theories. A world where science is appreciated by technology.

Please and please, we need Pragmatism (things done). We are tired of cramming the olds and modified lies. I am not saying that those theories are not useful, I am only saying that we are in the 21st century and we need practical updates and not theoretically knockdowns.

Our teachers can lie but they should be brief!

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Celebrities / Re: Yemi Alade Shows Off Hot Swag In New Photo by ifetife: 11:18pm On Apr 13, 2015
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Education / From Total Rejection To Excellence- True Life Story Of Ifeoluwa, O.A.U... by ifetife: 10:42am On Apr 12, 2015
There is always a chance for a man to follow up his
success story or to rewrite a better one, read a part of
young Oluyimide Ifeoluwa’s success story and a get a
better perception about life!

Then, when I was aloof!

When I was alone is a story that makes my heart
pungent anytime I remember some crop of people who
almost contributed pessimistically to my life. Naturally, I talk like a female and that is how I was born. None of
my relatives talks like that so I believe the God knows
better. And sincerely, the sound of the voice gave me so many troubles in time past than now.

So, will I say that I was born with something that will
always dishearten me at birth? No? Unfeasible! For
everything, there is an intention! I pray you will get the
purpose for each and every fraction of your life well in
Jesus name.

The most excellent sprinter in the world discovered the
purpose for which his leg was meant for, and he
launched!

Without much ado, some of my teachers would make
jest of my voice and I took it personal as people would
say. I was not happy to attend school at all because
school should be a place of ecstasy for kids and not a
place of rapid agony. I knew it every morning before
going to school that I would be labeled all sort of
worthless names even when I do nothing wrong all
because of one of my natural attributes. A name like eku (rat) was what I was called. The name plainly comparesmy voice to that of a rat. And who am I then to fight for my right, nothing but a stubborn young child who could not use stubbornness to stop what disturbs him over and over again.

When people do not understand what you carry on your inside, you will be miscarried on the outside!
I spent time enduring my primary school education. Few or no teachers were around me to induce me unlike some students in my class who were top students; they were motivated in the presence of the whole class and on camera.

At home, my stubbornness was a whole scale one, so
everybody at home didn’t see creativity in what I did
then but they saw stubbornness. So, how would they be
able to motivate me? They (parents) caned me and I was hardened the more! What big trouble a troublesome child experiences! Well, later in my secondary school days they started seeing me as a young boy full of resourcefulness.

My level of creativity was great and I knew it! I was able
to inscribe up to three story books then in my primary
school days and all were lost on the platform of seized
motivation from all aspects. All my great activities all
dug into the ground flowing for vainness when no one
could say well done.

You can do well to continue the story by opening to chapter five of the book_ Unleashing Academic Intelligence.

Copied from Key five, pg. 69 and 70 - the reinforcing
power horse; Unleashing Academic Intelligence (first edition)…

Unleashing Academic Intelligence… is a
compendium of knowledge that could spur you to
greater heights in your academic pursuits. (Pastor
Segun Obadje, Set Man God’s Love Tabernacle
International Church)

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Politics / Re: 20 Killed In Fresh Attacks By Boko Haram In Borno State by ifetife: 4:34pm On Apr 10, 2015
It is a pity that these people keep operating day by day. Don't forget that the vegetable parasites live within the vegetables. The book haram guys live among you. one of you is around now, I mean our new president should be able to do something about it. God have mercy.
Politics / Re: Ifeanyi Ikpoenyi Reacts To Kunle Afolayan’s Twitter Rant. (pics) by ifetife: 8:05am On Apr 09, 2015
All is well even in the well!
Romance / Re: Lets See How Prudent You Are (ladies Only) by ifetife: 11:35pm On Apr 08, 2015
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