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Romance / Re: Exposed : Shocking Fact About Nairaland's Lalasticlala "( Screenshots) by ifISLAPYOU(f): 9:29pm On Nov 08, 2015
Really
Sports / Re: Eaglets ’ Golden Boy: ‘osimhen’s Dad Has No Generator To See Son On TV’ by ifISLAPYOU(f): 9:25pm On Nov 08, 2015
If i slap the person dah cooked dis story ehn...... His face wud be bigger than my butts

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Politics / Re: Buhari Congratulates Wellington Jighere For Emerging World Scrabble Champion by ifISLAPYOU(f): 9:24pm On Nov 08, 2015
YINKA SPORT OF BRILLA FM... 88.9 WUD BEAT DIS GUY TO HIS FEET

Celebrities / Re: Miss Nigeria, Ezinne Akudo Causes Fashion Envy At Miss Nigeria Pageant Finale by ifISLAPYOU(f): 9:11pm On Nov 08, 2015
Wonderful

Health / Re: Beware Of Quacks Called 'auxiliary Nurses' by ifISLAPYOU(f): 8:43pm On Nov 08, 2015
Koroba:
A Psychiatric Doctor stumbled over his patient
holding a book and trying to hide it.
Doctor: "what is this?"
Patient: "this is the book I wrote. Total 500
pages."
Doctor- "Wow, you wrote 500pages! Thats
impressive, What did you write?"
Mad Patient: "1st page I wrote ...The king rode
on a horse & went towards the jungle. And on
the last page I wrote the king finally reached the
jungle."
Doctor- "Great!! and the rest of 498 pages what
did you write?"
Mad Patient- "I wrote; tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdiktigdik.... tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik ti
tigdiktigdik...tigdik tigdik.... tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik....
tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik tigdik tigdik
tigdiktigdik.... tigdik tigdik tigdik tigdik. Tigdik ti
tigdiktigdik...""
(The sound of the horse running)
Doctor: "who will read your story?"
Patient: "I'll post it on Nairaland and my friends
will surely read it... I mean they are reading now
i read it alll... cheesy grin grin

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Health / Re: Beware Of Quacks Called 'auxiliary Nurses' by ifISLAPYOU(f): 8:35pm On Nov 08, 2015
THEY ARE DEADLY

Romance / Re: 5 Characters Of Warri Guys In Romantic Affairs by ifISLAPYOU(f): 8:28pm On Nov 08, 2015
Hhaahha

Romance / Re: See What He Called My Butt by ifISLAPYOU(f): 8:20pm On Nov 08, 2015
farano:
Okay let me go straight to the point. This guy always check out my butt every time I walk past him. This evening he stared at it and called it a limousine. Don't know much about cars but I think I prefer Ferrari.
Don't know if I should be happy or not undecided
limousine? Dear yu shud b sad.... Coz limousine are flat and long without boot. ... If he called it hatch back or saloon car u shud b happy... Buh now go and slap him

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Real Guys And Ladies Meet Here by ifISLAPYOU(f): 8:17pm On Nov 08, 2015
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Celebrities / Re: Manchester United Replies Susan Peters On Twitter by ifISLAPYOU(f): 7:51pm On Nov 08, 2015
Cool.... Gud they recognizing naija...... Buh y must it be a lady's tweet....


Ladies meet real guys only on--

Celebrities / Re: Manchester United Replies Susan Peters On Twitter by ifISLAPYOU(f): 7:42pm On Nov 08, 2015
Ok

Music/Radio / Re: Official Video: Davido Ft. Olamide – The Money by ifISLAPYOU(f): 5:37pm On Nov 08, 2015
Wow

Phones / Re: Good News! Airtel Has Introduced #100 For 1gb Weekend Data Plan by ifISLAPYOU(f): 5:29pm On Nov 08, 2015
Cool

Religion / Re: Picture Of A Nairalander Heading For Church To Praise Her Creator by ifISLAPYOU(f): 4:11pm On Nov 08, 2015
PrettyHausaGirl:
Just because you clubbed on a Friday doesn't mean you can't wholeheartedly serve God on a sunday.

Proudly #KhristEmbassi!!!!
God is Love, Love is God #loveword rocks

do u mind working with us @ reportersNG.... by blogging for us @ ur leisure time and yu surely gonn have a stake in our income....
Celebrities / Re: 2face Vs Davido:Who Rocks The N1million Gold Encrusted Sneakers Better?(pics by ifISLAPYOU(f): 3:56pm On Nov 06, 2015
Waste of cash tho

Politics / Re: Wike Sacks Opunabo Inko-Tariah, His Media Adviser by ifISLAPYOU(f): 3:51pm On Nov 06, 2015
Confusion has dealt with him

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