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Romance / Re: The Best Nairaland's App That I Found Yesterday's Night. (pictures) by illitracy: 8:01am On Aug 05, 2021
Truvelisback:
Sorry to say, the shape of his head is like beans grin

Thats a TIV man I guess

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Romance / Re: The Best Nairaland's App That I Found Yesterday's Night. (pictures) by illitracy: 8:01am On Aug 05, 2021
Looks like Seun revoked the API token . no longer connecting to nairaland.
Romance / Re: The Best Nairaland's App That I Found Yesterday's Night. (pictures) by illitracy: 7:38am On Aug 05, 2021
developed by this guy

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Career / Re: Australian Man Sacked From His N50m Job For Ejaculating On Women In Public by illitracy: 7:29am On Aug 05, 2021
AngelicBeing:
Some ASIANS and sexual related issues are like suya and onions, shocked


grin grin grin grin

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Career / Re: Australian Man Sacked From His N50m Job For Ejaculating On Women In Public by illitracy: 10:15am On Aug 04, 2021
Pakistanis and ejaculating

abeg who get that zuma picture.
Politics / Re: EFCC: We Did Not Advise Mompha On Hushhpuppi by illitracy: 5:37am On Aug 03, 2021
mompha and that left hand, why does he stiff it in all photos?
Business / Re: She Absconded After I Helped Her Get A Loan by illitracy: 2:01pm On Jul 24, 2021
Contact me I can help you with her exact location. you figure out how to meet her yourself. My conclusion will be based on daily movement and back at bed time.

Free service so don't worry

I only need phone number or email.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Putin Inspects New Russian Fighter Jet Unveiled At Air Show by illitracy: 7:20am On Jul 21, 2021
Russia has finally done what the USA did 2 decades ago. Google the Boeing X32 plane

This is a copy of it.

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Politics / Re: Sunday Igboho Has Been Arrested In Cotonou by illitracy: 6:41am On Jul 20, 2021
They so skilled in arresting freedom fighters even remotely but bandits are right here in Nigeria and can't be arrested.

This will only trigger more freedom fighting.

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Romance / Re: My Friend Visited A Runs Girl In Her Hotel Room - This Is What He Saw. by illitracy: 2:47am On Jul 20, 2021
Tell your guy to contact me, 80% I can help him but am not sure they have the video in a usb drive yet, still on the phone.

I can get rid of it.
Foreign Affairs / Re: China Threatens To NUKE Japan On Eve Of Olympics If It Intervenes In Taiwan(Pix) by illitracy: 2:10am On Jul 20, 2021
As long it will make factory reset to this unfair world.
Crime / Re: FBI Busts Nigerian Internet Syndicate Over Multimillion-dollar Fraud by illitracy: 2:04am On Jul 20, 2021
Please who have that picture of Demola Ajayi
Politics / Re: Alpha Jet Aircraft Crashes In Zamfara, Pilot Abayomi Dairo Rescued (Photos) by illitracy: 6:07pm On Jul 19, 2021
When did bandits posses anti aircraft weapons and how low was this guy flying?
Business / Re: Pictures Of Obi Cubana's Hotels And Clubs by illitracy: 5:31pm On Jul 19, 2021
Opium. grin
Business / Re: Meet The Female Banks CEOs In Nigeria by illitracy: 6:00pm On Jul 18, 2021
They all look like housemaid bullies grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Bad Experience With Palm Credit (Transsnet Financial Nigeria Limited) by illitracy: 12:30pm On Jul 15, 2021
lordjosh:


Wisdom will not kill you!

Yes naa nobi information they want to synchronise?

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Politics / Re: EFCC Launches ‘Eagle Eye’ App To Ease Financial Crimes Reporting by illitracy: 4:14am On Jul 15, 2021
See the way that eagle the vex angry
Sports / Re: Chiellini Claims He Put A CURSE On Saka Before He Missed The Decisive Penalty by illitracy: 7:00pm On Jul 14, 2021
And even couldn't curse the person that scored the first goal. grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: My Bad Experience With Palm Credit (Transsnet Financial Nigeria Limited) by illitracy: 1:33pm On Jul 14, 2021
Before registering, use a fresh or formatted phone, load fake contacts and grant the app permissions so when they sync and hope to use your contacts to blackmail you grin

Set fake names and numbers like

mama
papa
sister
my love
my boss

all with fake numbers, they will think they have hammer grin

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Crime / Re: Rapper, KTS Dre Dies! Shot 64 Times As He Walked Out Of Jail by illitracy: 12:27pm On Jul 13, 2021
I'd rather migrate to Zimbabwe than the US. Phone is sold like mobile phones in showglasses, used and new.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Jihadists Kill Male Christians In Niger Republic Towns, Women Flee by illitracy: 12:22pm On Jul 13, 2021
I know there is a phrase they were shouting while committing that crime. grin

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Politics / Re: NIA Gets N4.87bn Budget To Track, Intercept Calls, Messages by illitracy: 1:14pm On Jul 12, 2021
Big liars and thieves, even pegasus cannot effectively break WhatsApp encryption currently without some form of social engineering. They simply want to loot.

Calls and sms yes. But third party social media apps with encrypted chats, they have hack.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Sporadic Violence Hits Kwazulu-Natal And Johannesburg Over Zuma's Detention by illitracy: 4:46am On Jul 12, 2021
Looting, trust those cone heads to have PhD's in that.

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Sports / Re: Euro2020: English Fans Attack Italian Fans After Losing The Final Game by illitracy: 4:43am On Jul 12, 2021
But wait oo, My Physical health education teacher use to sing that

Football is an English game brought in Nigeria by the colonial Masters. The game

is played with 6 players and 2 keepers grin

How come the fathers of football are loosing or was my secondary school teacher a lair? lipsrsealed

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Politics / Re: Soldiers Had An Accident In Borno While Rushing To Rescue Civilians (Video) by illitracy: 9:03am On Jul 09, 2021
colorsofrainbow:
See the speed they are flying to arrive the scene TWO hours after bokoharam operation.

Oya did they rescue the travellers ni?

Make dem use dis kind speed go rescue Bethel kids wey ragtag bandits arrange with Gumi & Pantami kidnap.I pity parents of those kids.

Awon wey them? Wey them? ni undecided

Just give them unarmed protesters,bullets will be leaving the gun before they even pull the trigger.
When dem deceive demselves finish,we go know.


Oga boko how far
Crime / Re: Paedophile Mum Who Had Sex With Her Daughter's Friends Jailed For 102 Years! by illitracy: 4:31pm On Jul 08, 2021
We here the look for this thing nobody borrow us even when they ain't using it, they prefer to force it on those who don't need.
Romance / Re: I Just Asked My Crush Out And She Obliged Me, What Do I Do Next? by illitracy: 12:41pm On Jul 08, 2021
See bro, take her swimming first, there you will be able to gather more intelligence that may or may not ginger. No man is only sapiosexual. Men are rather without the sapio.
Politics / Re: ESN Kills, Beheads Native Doctor Over Charm Failure by illitracy: 8:14am On Jun 27, 2021
Why them no test the charm on the baba first?

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Politics / Re: Uruemu Adejinmi Elected As Mayor In Ireland (First Black African Woman) by illitracy: 3:02am On Jun 27, 2021
Follow her on Instagram

@DemolaAjayi
Health / Re: Morning Erection Is Now scarce by illitracy: 2:19pm On Jun 26, 2021
Even as am typing this now my prick dey stand.
Foreign Affairs / Re: UFO Filmed ‘travelling 106mph & Only Seen On Thermal Camera By Police Helicopter by illitracy: 5:02am On Jun 24, 2021
Thats an American TRB plane aka Aurora.
Business / Re: Mcafee Anti-Virus Founder, John McAfee Found Dead In Barcelona Prison by illitracy: 4:50am On Jun 24, 2021
He was gonna eat his cock after all. He predicted that if bitcoin does not hit $100k before the end of this year he would eat his cock. He just avoided that.

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