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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Urgent Recruitment: Data Analyst (entry Level) by Impactech: 7:46pm On Mar 15, 2022
Copy the link, it is going

Op, but the deadline on the application form is June 31st, 2022.
Career / Help! A Need A Job by Impactech: 12:39am On Mar 14, 2022
I need a job in Ibadan or Lagos

B.Sc. ( Electronic and Electrical Engineering)

I have experience in power engineering, sound engineering, Teaching, Sales and communication engineering

Online( virtual) gigs are also welcome. Thanks

You can reach me through my signature
Jobs/Vacancies / I Need A Job by Impactech: 12:25am On Mar 14, 2022
I need a job in Ibadan or Lagos

B.Sc. ( Electronic and Electrical Engineering)

I have experience in power engineering, sound engineering, Teaching, Sales and communication engineering

Online( virtual) gigs are also welcome. Thanks

You can reach me through my signature
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Updated-New Job Vacancies by Impactech: 12:23am On Mar 14, 2022
I need a job in Ibadan or Lagos

B.Sc ( Electronic and Electrical Engineering)

I have experience in power engineering, sound engineering and communication engineering

Online( virtual) gigs is also welcome. Thanks

You can reach me through my signature
Programming / Re: What's The Best Laptop For Coding by Impactech: 5:15pm On Mar 08, 2022
I sell laptops, if you can increase the money, you will get better laptops. Most laptops with 130k is 4gb, 500Gb HDD, 2.5ghz, core i5...

You can chat me up on WhatsApp via 07065223654 to send you list of laptops available and there prices, I'm sure you will like them.

Our products are trusted and reliable
Career / Re: How To Manage Your Salary Wisely by Impactech: 10:37pm On Mar 05, 2022
ruzell86:

With N600 you can acquire two meals per day in Lagos (despite high standard of living compared with other states excluding Abuja, PH). Even if it means not adding meat/fish to one's meal sometimes.
Mind you, it's only temporal.

Look, I'm neither saying the 10k would be sufficient nor give him total comfort. Certainly, there would be some distress, but once you learn to get along... your system adjust and it gets easy/normal.

Saving isn't easy, but we got to do it, as one of the basic ways out of economic hardships to start with anywhere.

Then for 30days, the person will be spending 18k on feeding alone. What of other bills.
Career / Re: Engineering Certificate Course For #250,000 by Impactech: 7:46pm On Mar 03, 2022
Sign up for Software Engineering. Check Altschool, Decagon and Semicolon on Google on how to go about it.

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Politics / Re: Ngige: Why It Is Difficult To Increase Varsity Lecturers’ Salaries by Impactech: 9:25am On Feb 26, 2022
ERockson:
Over 80% of ASU demands are personal. Majority of these lecturers add little or no value to education sector and their earnings is far above their inputs


Shut up your mouth. Oh ye hypocrite, you always blame Lecturers and pay them less, and also with nothing to work on. You think it is easy. You know you can join academics also

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Education / Re: What's The Slogan Of Your University? by Impactech: 9:46pm On Feb 25, 2022
Starberg:

I knew this.

What is great about it?
.


Everything
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: . by Impactech: 7:20pm On Feb 25, 2022
mommaJ:
Hi, I searched Hapneen out and registered. I posted my link, and it's only one recommendation that was successful. The others when they click on it gets the message of being banned for self-clicking....something like that. Did you encounter the same issues?

You will need to copy the whole message on the invite link to send
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: . by Impactech: 2:19pm On Feb 24, 2022
itoroakban:


Got N7k for a Saturday job 2 weeks ago. That's the only reasonable job and the only reasonable job offer I've gotten on the site.

Since then, I've gotten 3 job offers there but the pay offered were insulting. 2 of them offered N5k for working Saturday AND Sunday. I can't remember the pay the 3rd one offered, but I don't think it was sufficient, else I would have accepted it.

Okay, good

How many hours does those Saturday and Sunday jobs take? And what's the nature of the job

And also I have 4 recommendations now but not reflecting on my acct. How can I go about it.

I'm sorry if this is turning to an interview. I just need the info ni. Thanks
Have g
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: . by Impactech: 12:13pm On Feb 24, 2022
itoroakban:


I believe they ask new users to get recommended by their friends & acquaintances, maybe so as to enable only serious people join them, I don't know.

I too needed to get a couple of friends to recommend me before i could join.


Pls, Have you gotten any job through the platform since you joined
Phones / Re: I Think Someone Mistakenly Credited My Airtel Line With N3000. by Impactech: 3:04pm On Feb 20, 2022
Passionnn:
I was on my own jejely one Monday morning when someone called me to tell me they mistakenly sent recharge pins to my message inbox. The person begged me not to load them. I assured the person that I won't load them.
30 minutes later, the person called again that the cards have been resent to the real destination and the person confirmed I didn't touch it. He further told me his father wished to speak with me.
When the "father" spoke, it was with a fake Yoruba accent. He introduced himself as a babalawo from Ile Ife. He asked me to get a sachet of water. He wanted to pray for me. I told him I am with one. After the prayers, he told me he could make me very rich. All I needed to do was to send him 50k to buy the necessary materials for the sacrifice.
419 people, very creative. My only joy that day was that he was the one burning his airtime. I was just playing along.


Laugh

I can relate, I have been called twice like that too

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ericsson Engineering Graduate Trainee by Impactech: 7:37pm On Feb 13, 2022
Username000:


Hello, have they gotten back to your friend?

No, These people suppose dey give us feedbacks na
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ericsson Engineering Graduate Trainee by Impactech: 1:53pm On Feb 13, 2022
Wawu! Alright, thanks
Religion / Re: Church Members Roll In Mud Water After Falling Under Anointing (video) by Impactech: 10:10pm On Feb 06, 2022
Righteousness2:
The things of GOD are not what you calculate , Describe or understand with a Carnal mind..

The Move of GOD is uncontainable, Uncontrollable and Undescribeable.

When the Orginal Power and Glory of GOD Decends, you won't even know nor understand yourself.

If you wanna see and receive Great Deliverance and Glory from GOD , then Prepare to attend From Sorrow to JOY this coming weekend , 12th &13th February 2022.
8am daily .
It is Happening live at the Lord's Chosen Charismatic revival Ministries Headquarters at Amuwo- odofin expressway, Ijesha, Lagos Nigeria




If I may ask, what is the essence of the rolling on the floor? To pray for their needs to be met or for power or for more soul to be saved.

Did Jesus, Apostles pray like this. Where do you get your own version of Christianity?. Pray for understanding bro

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Religion / Re: What Are Your Expectations When Going For Sunday Service by Impactech: 1:42pm On Feb 06, 2022
Offpoint1:
I go there for Questions

why he sat there watching all the genocides, wars, slavery and terrorisms that has claimed billions of lives and he did absolutely nothing about.
Was He watching all the atrocities in Nazi concentration camp during the wars?
Why He had issues with Lucifer and decides earth is the perfect place to cast him to...
Why everyone have to suffer cost Adam ate fruit that wasn't supposed be there in the first place?
He knew the end before the beginning, he knew humanity will turn out a disaster, but He choses to play bet with us in the name of freewill.
Why he doesn't wants me to question him when I see the obvious...?
The preacher says we are suffering cuz of Adam's disobedience, but Ezekiel 20:18 told me "The son shall not bear the iniquity of the father, neither shall the father bear the iniquity of the son".....Then Exodus 20:5 "You shall not bow down to them or worship them; for I, the LORD your God, am a jealous God, punishing the children for the sin of the parents to the third and fourth generation of those who hate me..... Was the Bible truly your words with so much contradictions?
Why he has to watched the church roof collapsed on his worshippers and lives wasted and he did nothing...The safest place should be your house, but Uwaila was raped to dead right in your present and you did nothing... you did NOTHING (Crying lipsrsealed )
The JW preacher told me He let all these evils on humanity, so at the end humans will see that He's a better ruler than Lucifer... So a supposed loving father would let his own kids suffer just to prove a point? so we are the collateral damage of a beef we knew nothing about?

Will I be burned for asking these questions?

I'm no longer buying the Clay and potter statement ANYMORE, I have emotions.

Lol

Brother check this website, am very sure you will get answer to your questions there. Check for any topic that interest you.

Livingwordmedia.org
Romance / Re: What's Your Plan B If Nobody Marries You? by Impactech: 1:20pm On Feb 06, 2022
Righteousness2:
Do not let all these things on Earth Confuse you .
Do not worry over them or make anxiety and fears overwhelm you because of them.

Nobody makes Eternal life in Heaven because he/she is married.
Nobody makes Heaven because he/she has children.

All these things are gifts from GOD. You don't need to struggle, worry or kill yourself for a Gift.

Pursue what is relevant and what really Matters. What really Matters is the Genuie Salvation of your soul. This alone is what matters. This alone is what you should Do all you can to have. It is only possible through JESUS Christ.


Salvation is a gift of God also, we don't struggle, worry or kill for it. It is the work of God, we just have to believe(faith) to be partaker and then learn about our new status and how to work in it.

Thank you
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: In Need Of An Online Tutor For A 7-year Old Grade 1: English Language And Maths by Impactech: 1:07pm On Feb 05, 2022
I am interested,

WhatsApp/ Call : 07065223654
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Job Vacancy: Office Assistant-lagos , Graduate Electrical Intern-lagos by Impactech: 4:58pm On Feb 04, 2022
Applied

But no confirmation message
Autos / Re: Inside Dangote multi Billion naira car assembling plant (photos) by Impactech: 8:26pm On Feb 03, 2022
LikeAking:
Let vote for Dangote as our next presido.

My thought when I saw these assembly plant.

Make we sell Nigeria to Dangote self
Education / Re: AltSchool Raises $1 Million Pre-Seed To Build An Alternative School For Africans by Impactech: 10:55pm On Feb 01, 2022
Codeye:
I really want to apply
Can someone please help me point to the right direction

https://www.alxafrica.com/software-engineering-2022/

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Career / Re: Which Career Is Better Flutter Programming Or Networking by Impactech: 7:12pm On Jan 29, 2022
OlawaleBammie:
price range of ur pc pls


I sell lappy and I have different specs

You can reach me, check my signature.
Politics / Re: Buhari’s Men Await President’s Position On Osinbajo, Tinubu, Others by Impactech: 3:43pm On Jan 23, 2022
All we are saying "Give us Star Boy"

All we are saying " Give us Star Boy"
Career / Re: How Much Do You Want To Save This Year? by Impactech: 9:05pm On Jan 11, 2022
At least 10 Million so help me God. Amen

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Career / Re: Help, What Profitable Digital Skill Can Someone In Their 30s Learn? by Impactech: 9:03pm On Jan 11, 2022
champeeon:


Thank you for your contribution.

He can also learn data analyst

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: A Thread To Market Yourself. by Impactech: 8:57pm On Jan 11, 2022
I sell Uk used laptops of all types and Solar Solutions for access to electricity( 200kw and 3kva). Check my signature to call me

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Gosh, I Hate Job Interviews! by Impactech: 5:43pm On Jan 09, 2022
latebloomerr:
The interview starts by 9:00 am so I get dressed and leave the house by 8:15 am. The venue is close to my house so I don’t need to board a Danfo and get my shirt stained or rumpled. I’m going to walk down to the venue and I should get there about 15 minutes before the horror show begins.

As I walk I think about my life and all the events that have led me to this point. If my mom had allowed me to keep playing football, maybe I would be playing for PSG right now, partnering Messi and Mbappe upfront and earning plenty money. Why didn’t I join the choir in church? Although I wasn’t particularly good at singing but perhaps if Don Jazzy had heard my croaking voice he would have loved it and signed me.

Instead, I have to attend this job interview and impress the interviewers so they can give me the job otherwise hunger will finish me.

I look down at my shoes and observe that the soles have begun to crack and break. All these fake shoes sef! If you buy a pair of shoes and they last for 20 years, will the world end?

I reach the venue and see that some fellow job seekers did not sleep in their houses last night. What is it gan sef? Must you people apply for every job? Don’t you have tastes and preferences? Can’t you people just let me be the only one who came for this interview so that the interviewers will have no choice but to hire me?

I smile and greet my competitors and then look for a place to sit. After about 10 minutes, two more applicants come into the hall. Hmmm, we don dey plenty too much o. A few moments later, another applicant waltz in. Then two, then three, then two again. Haa! Which kain wahala be this na? How do I stand out among so many people? Abi make I pull my trousers remain my boxers then begin run round this hall? At least that will make me stand out in this crowd.

I decide to look around the hall and size up my fellow hustlers. Perhaps my death stare will cause some of them to burst into tears and leave the hall. I spot a handsome, smartly dressed dude sitting at the extreme of the hall. “Wow”, I say in my head, “I like your dress sense o. If you don’t want us to have problems kindly fail this interview, you hear? Same goes to you, pretty lady sitting across from me.” But they pay me no mind and carry on fiddling with their phones. Kai, children of nowadays! No respect.

Soon after the interviewers come into the hall and introduce themselves. “This interview will be in two parts. The first part is a test and the second part is an oral interview. Good luck.” They rearrange us applicants around the hall and proceed to share question papers and answer sheets. “You have 45 minutes for this test and your time starts now. No talking, no teamwork. Anyone caught violating these rules will be asked to leave.”

Few minutes into the test somebody behind me taps me lightly. I turn around to see what the problem is and this guy says, “chairman, shebi number 3c is ‘supply chain management’?”

“Baba,” I mutter under my breath while turning back around to face my work, “shey you dey whine me ni?”

Thank you for reading my article. I want to use this opportunity to announce that I’m in desperate need of a job. I’m currently an undergraduate of the National Open University of Nigeria. I’m smart, articulate and good at writing. I’m keen on an office assistant position but I’m also open to all kinds of non-physical jobs that don’t require a degree and that pay slightly above minimum wage. My current job is hard, physical labour and it is taking its toll on my health, hence my desire to switch jobs. I live in Ikeja, Lagos, and can be contacted via 09030649379. Thank you.

Omo, I deg laugh seriously when reading this post. Try freelancing, you are a good writer

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ericsson Engineering Graduate Trainee by Impactech: 4:18pm On Jan 08, 2022
Ifex4u:
Did you get a mail to send any info like school grade etc

No, A friend got it

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