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 Jokes Etc / Santa Banta Jokes by indyspeak: 8:44am On Jan 14, 2015 |
 Ghalib Vs. Santa GHALIB: Mohabbat ki raahon pe sirf dard milega, Mohabbat ki raahon pe sirf dard milega. Santa JI: Un raahon par Thekka khol do, Bahut chalegaa ... |
| Jokes Etc / All Time Jokes by indyspeak: 7:48am On Jan 13, 2015 |
| Father : What's the name of our PM ? Son : We don't have PM in our Country. Father (gets angry) : Shutup! Tell me the name of our PM. Son : Okay dad, first you tell me the model no. of our type writer. Father : We don't have typewriter ! Son : We have one in store-room. Father : oh! ya.... that one. We do have but that's not of any use, why should I remember it's model no.? Son : This is what I answered before.. |
| Jokes Etc / Gf Ka Jhooth Pakda Gya by indyspeak: 1:40pm On Jan 12, 2015 |
BF txt to his GF on watsApp... BF : Hi GF : Hello BF : Kahan par ho? GF : Main apne papa ki BMW me club ja rhi hu, abhi driver mujhe club chor dega, uske baad mall mey shopping k liye jaungi, tab tumhe call krti hu, Tum kahan pr ho? BF : 401 no ki bus me, TUMHARI SEAT K PICHE, TUM TICKET MAT LENA MaiNE LE LI HAI... |
| Jokes Etc / Girlfriend Boyfriend by indyspeak: 11:05am On Jan 03, 2015 |
Pappu apni girlfriend se bola: Ameer se Ameer aadmi bhi mere pitaaji ke saamne katora lekar khada rehta hai!! Girlfriend : Phir to tumhare pitaji bahut ameer honge!! Pappu : Nahin, woh paani-puri bechte hain.... |
| Jokes Etc / Husband Wife Jokes by indyspeak: 1:41pm On Dec 30, 2014 |
| Wife to her husband: Suno, aate hue zara kitchen se namak lete aana. Husband (kitchen se): Yahan to koi Namak nahi hai. Wife: Mujhe pata tha, tum toh ho hi andhe, kaamchor kahin ke. Ek kaam dhang se nahi kar sakte, bas bahane banaate rehte ho, zindagi mein kuch to kaam karo. Mujhe pehle se hi pata tha ki tumhe nahin milega, Isliye mein pehle hi le aayi thi. Husband shocked!
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| Jokes Etc / Celebrity Jokes In English by indyspeak: 8:24am On Dec 27, 2014 |
Mallika arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting. Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo. Malika gave him 1000 Rs. Secretary: Why u gave him 1000 Rs..? Malika: Pehli bar kisine behan kaha! Santa Ek Bar Kisi Company Mein Job Ke Liye Interview Dene Gaya Manager: Aapki Shaadi Ho Gayi? Santa: Ji Haan, Ek Ladki Se Hui Manager: Shaadi To Ladki Se Hi Hoti Hai!! Santa: Nahi Ji, Meri Behan Ki Shaadi To Ladke Se Hui Hai.... |
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