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Jokes Etc / Re: Mike Is Dead! by IshiaguGuy: 9:41am On Jan 11, 2016 |
smartkyd14: just click on the topic of the story you want to post and you will see new topic... just click it and write your stuff and click submit |
Travel / Re: Are You A Nervous Flyer? See The World's Safest Airlines For 2016. by IshiaguGuy: 8:38am On Jan 11, 2016 |
CaptainRahl: na lie.. what about qatar airways... and please dont book me on any of the listed airlines if arik air made the list |
Travel / Re: Travel Ticket Buying Websites by IshiaguGuy: 8:34am On Jan 11, 2016 |
bigfather: na travel start i dey always use 2 Likes |
Health / Re: Make 1million From RUZU Herbal Bitters by IshiaguGuy: 7:07pm On Jan 08, 2016 |
please can i get 1 bottle for free.. i will like to buy but am broke now.. thanks |
Travel / Re: See Africa' 15 Most Expensive Buildings by IshiaguGuy: 9:44pm On Jan 06, 2016 |
so 9ja no dey dey list...smh |
Health / Re: In Case You Didnt Use Condom by IshiaguGuy: 9:43pm On Jan 04, 2016 |
DOCTORONLINE: are you serious about this |
Family / Re: What Was The Craziest Thing Your Mom Caught You Doing? by IshiaguGuy: 5:45pm On Jan 04, 2016 |
5 Likes 2 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: Omg! Omg!! Omg!!!... See Why This Guy Get HBP Because Of This Famous Celebrity by IshiaguGuy: 3:09pm On Jan 04, 2016 |
but someone need to talk to this girl... haba |
Celebrities / Re: Omg! Omg!! Omg!!!... See Why This Guy Get HBP Because Of This Famous Celebrity by IshiaguGuy: 1:30pm On Jan 04, 2016 |
phlamesG: no be small thing |
Celebrities / Omg! Omg!! Omg!!!... See Why This Guy Get HBP Because Of This Famous Celebrity by IshiaguGuy: 1:15pm On Jan 04, 2016 |
those boobs knock off his brain.. until he started sleeping im sure he had alot of dream and dey imagine alot of things abegi wake up jor
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Celebrities / Omg! Omg!! Omg!!!... See Why This Guy Get Hbp by IshiaguGuy: 1:08pm On Jan 04, 2016 |
those boobs knock off his brain.. until he started sleeping im sure he had alot of dream and dey imagine alot of things abegi wake up jor
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Business / Re: Filling Station In Nnewi Gutted By Fire This Morning (photos) by IshiaguGuy: 10:40am On Jan 04, 2016 |
too bad |
Properties / Re: Very Very Chea by IshiaguGuy: 2:22pm On Dec 31, 2015 |
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Travel / Re: My Experience Traveling To Ghana By Road. by IshiaguGuy: 6:31pm On Dec 30, 2015 |
Emmanuelstm: why cant @Otunba4eva mention the name of the hotel he/she stay and how much per night... 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: Anna Banner Shares No Makeup Pics by IshiaguGuy: 5:58pm On Dec 30, 2015 |
dovelike: u must be an igbo girl... that nose say it all |
Sports / Re: Photos From The Traditional Wedding Of John Ogu by IshiaguGuy: 6:09pm On Dec 29, 2015 |
buygala: The Groom looks unhappy tho.... like if he had any choice, he would rather be somewhere else i swear... nairalanders will kill somebody one day with laugh |
Jokes Etc / Re: Mike Is Dead! by IshiaguGuy: 7:17pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
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Jokes Etc / Mike Is Dead! by IshiaguGuy: 2:18pm On Dec 27, 2015 |
Two guys in a bar... One says "Did your hear the news - Mike is dead!" " Wooo, what the hell happened to him?" "Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he didn't brake properly and boom - He hit the pavement and the car flips up and he crashed through the sunroof - Went flying through the air and smashed through my upstairs bedroom window." "What a horrible way to die!" "No no, he survived that, that didn't kill him at all. So, he's landed in my upstairs bedroom and he's all covered in broken glass on the floor. Then, he spots the big old antique wardrobe we have in the room and reaches up for the handle to try to pull himself up. He's just dragging himself up when bang, this massive wardrobe comes crashing down on top of him, crushing him and breaking most of his bones." "What a way to go, that's terrible!" "No no, that didn't kill him he survived that. He managed to get the wardrobe off him and crawls out onto the landing, he tries to pull himself up on the banister but under his weight, the banister breaks and he goes falling down on to the first floor. In mid air, all the broken banister poles spin and fall on him, pinning him to the floor, sticking right through him." "Now that is the most unfortunate way to go!" "No no, that didn't kill him, he even survived that. So he's on the downstairs landing, just beside the kitchen. He crawls in to the kitchen, tries to pull himself up on the cooker, but reached for a big pot of boiling hot water, whoosh, the whole thing came down on him and burned most of his skin off him." "Man, what a way to go!" "No no, he survived that, he survived that ! He's lying on the ground, covered in boiling water and he spots the phone and tries to pull himself up, to call for help, but instead he grabs the light switch and pulls the whole thing off the wall and the water and electricity didn't mix and so he got electrocuted, wallop, 10,000 volts shot through him." "Now that is one awful way to go!" "No no, he survived that, he ..." "Hold on now, just how the hell did he die?" "I shot him!" "You shot him? What the hell did you shoot him for?" "He was wrecking my fucking house." |
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