Laveda:

How are you?

Laveda:
And they just prayed!!!

Thanking God for success and all that

Commentator running commentary.

ItsQuinn:
Including you

Well, I've been shagging pussies a long time to know when konji comes knocking, a man can't tell a cream chic from a cream chic, hence: "Konji na bastard".

ItsQuinn:
There are none. Only mechanics, plumbers and bricklayers. All the guys on nairaland are low quality

I believe you've sampled all of them to know?

oviejnr:
Oh deeply sorry, thought it was sarcasm. I dont expect anything from him cos i dont know him personally but I enjoy his sense of humor and jokes, thats why i keep voting for him. Thanks

Okey dokey.

Binchie:

Not at all. Who are you supporting?

Well... No one. I've learnt the hard way never to do anything for free, especially when the person I'm doing that thing for makes money from my efforts..

Binchie:

You ponder to ask??

Indeed I did. You have a problem with it?

toseen7:
i know you dont hate everybody in this world, so are those people you like paying you for liking them ?

Liking a person doesn't cost you money, does it?

oviejnr:
And i will also ask you if its your money or effort??

It's not my money, neither is it my effort, I just asked a question, simple.

oviejnr:
We did it and we can still do it again

I ponder to ask how much this Efe of a guy will pay you guys for all this...

Ishilove:
Dancing in the blazing sun? The guy is obviously overfed and happy with his job.

It's inspiring. Very few people get the good fortune to be working jobs that give them fulfilment and happiness.

Ride on, MJ Traffic

Is the title of a song by Onyeka Onwenu.

charijee:
You're feeling yourself like hawt


No particular reason though, it happens like that

Awesome. We're cool like that.

charijee:
Been good....yeah, been a while, been keeping it low

How you doing, Joe?

Been cool like that, hanging wit ma peeps like that, cos I'm hawt like that.

So, why have you been keeping it low?

charijee:
*side eyes*

Howdy, been a while. How have you been?

Papiikush:
Lust of the eyes?

Even when our ushers in various churches now put on mini skirts we shouldn't look?

Because i am a Christian doesn't make me impotent

No doubt, it doesn't make you impotent, but it encourages you to abstain and flee from temptation.

Amoyinoluwa24:
Senator Dino Melaye earlier tweeted "I have credible information that EFCC is trying to cook up allegations against me. Forensic check on all my accounts. I ready for una."

Now see what the EFCC said "Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind - William Shakespeare"..

What do you guys think?

See the tweet and reactions below

Even I can't think of a better retort. This reply is sublime.

ItsQuinn:
I love lying
Lying is my hobby

You don't say. tell me more please...

mineANDurs:


This is A BIG FAT LIE.
During the time of our parents, our mothers endured several beatings by their husbands.
Thats y most women of these days (especially me) has sworn to leave their husbands house anyday he raises his filty hands on them.

Marriage is NOT BY FORCE !

I said "I believe" cos belief is not always based on facts, but on experience as the case may be as it relate to my own personal experience.

So, I'm curious to know what our mothers endured? I for one know wife battering and infidelity are things I didn't see or even hear during that time. Not that it wasn't happening, but it wasn't on the increase as we have now.

If you say marriage isn't by force, feel free to leave it when, rather if your husband physically abuse you. It's all a matter of choice.

Ishilove:

Marriage is NOT a scam. My parents and countless others I know testify to this

So do mine. I believe most marriages that fail are the 21st century one.

During the time of our parents, things like cheating and wife battering was very scarce. Now it's something you hear everyday.

Dude! Why did you even decide to speak, you should have remained silent and let God judge you, instead of mortal foolish men.

I hope the commissioner isn't an effectual buffoon like you know who.

Saintsammurai:
The title of the thread should be richest corporate oloshos in AFRICA.

For the first time since I've known you, I almost agreed with you.

How does one define 'sexy'?

Laveda:
See the guys all opening their mouths screaming wow, let this happen in Naija all you'll hear is olosho

Stupid hypocrites

Thank goodness I'm not one.