Two South South communities fights over land and one of them call in Northern soldiers to come and help them.

We are the cause of our problems

Obviously you are nagging him, try a different approach

lwisee:
God bless BAT (Bola Ahmed Tinubu) the husband of RAT (Remi Ajoke Tinubu)

And you think you can still make heaven

Una really dey on overdrive on top Akpabio matter.

All northern politicians are saint no matter what they do. Once a minority ethnic group enters, Una wan rubbish.

You succeeded with Jonathan, e no go work with Akpabio

After everything, fuel is still 700 and you expect me to be thinking about her all day

The same uneducated Igbo will call anyone south of them Calabar even if they are from Akwa Ibom.
Dem don taste the same medicine and it's bitter.

Buhari wan go village

EU should go to hell, how do you tax when there is low productivity and companies are folding up

hedonido:
Only in the north. If it was in the South, the cowardly soldiers would be ever ready to flex 'power'.

Na so because they have the backing of our big ogas.

North, you can't kill anyone without incurring the wrath of community and religious leaders.

E means say
If big man pikin dey harass girl for school and you fear to talk, and police come know, dem go pam you

Have you tried touching her, or you just type rubbish on phone and expect her to come running to your crib undressed

Apologize Like A Real Man.
Say sorry and leave it like that. Don't blame it on innocent sugar or stress.
You can't kill yourself my brother

Jestin:
When this man was sick , his family solicited for funds to fly him abroad but the response from the public was so low. Now he is dead, everyone is uploading status like they really missed him. No stupid Nigeria politicians should send any condolences because they honestly don’t care.

The response was not low, it was more than enough. Even so that it caused some rumble in the family.
May he rest in peace

So when they pay the fine, will they be allowed to continue the P2P?
Who will enforce the fine?
Shouldn't it be a court ruling?

okoroemeka:
at the point of death?who knows when death is coming,if you can remember anything that happened before you are born or even when you are still a toddler then you know how death feels like,,

At the point of death, the last conscious organ to shut down is hearing. That means minutes after you have been pronounced death, you still hear around you.
Afterwards, either of these happens
1. You will experience a white flash and total loss of consciousness (which maybe the reset), or
2. You continue in a conscious dreamlike state (maybe forever)

But then, what do I even know?

Dem don finish the wedding already nah

Lumarstone:
Will this help put food in the table of many NIGERIANS?

For now, I think this is a misplacement of periority.

I left..!

I remember when people who had no education or background in a specific subject would stay out of conversations about those subjects.

Those were great times.

Now they can find other equally ignorant people online and feel like they're part of some special club and it makes them feel brave or something.

We need to find out how to ostracize the idiots and insane from society again.

Stressing your brain is the essence of education because in the process of solving a problem, you discover new and better ways of doing it.

AI relies on the already made data

Funkyswagzz:
Akpabio need to address his statement on 30 billion shared to governors. You don't make careless statement and get away with it.

He started his statement with "UNVERIFIED", so you can't really hold him. He can go away with it

But wetin Nigerians dey use dollars do inside Nigeria?

Abo

Solve their problem first

Organised private sector has challenges of cost of production especially energy and lack of FX for sourcing of vital component of the production chain.

Subsidy was to go by June, that's enough time to look for money and run for at least another 6 months.
National Assembly could have come later after inauguration and pass a supplementary budget to cover that while you cut down cost of government to fund it

E dey start with rumor sha

franchasofficia:
I am fully ready to help Nigeria revamp its economy and governance and turn around the fortune of Nigeria within a short period of time.

Do these things and watch investors beg to come into Nigeria to invest without Nigerian President or Governor traveling around the world to beg investors to come into Nigeria

1......This can be achieved through State and LGA Police, and also make LGAs fully independent of state Governors, let their allowances come straight from FG and let the election of LGA Chairman and Counselors be held same day with Governors and President and NASS
Allocation (Allowance) does not come from FG, it comes from the federation account where FG and State also go to take their share.
Joint account was established to take care of workers being owned and some metropolitan council have more non-indigenes in their employment


2.) Improve Nigeria's FOREX liquidity and make it easy for legitimate business owners to send out money for business purposes.
Already ongoing

3.) Reduce corruption among government officials and civil servants by reducing human interferences through digitalizing most if not all government processes.
Ongoing in Federal, some States have implemented it while LG are lagging behind

4.) Improve electricity supply by seriously implementing the Policy or law that empowers LGAs, States, licensed private individuals and companies to start generating and distributing electricity and selling to interested Nigerians ready to patronize them but at a government regulated rate.
Already done

5.) Increase minimum wage of civil servants to like NGN100,000 and create a special wage for healthcare workers like Doctors, Nurses, Lab scientist, Pharmacists, etc
Negotiations are ongoing

6.) Improve our electoral law by making sure every voting process is directly uploaded from polling units to iREV portal and any polling unit whose result is not uploaded to iREV 2 hours after election is concluded in that polling unit must be canceled.
Uploading results will not eliminate overvoting or rigging because politicians can hijack a Polling unit and upload their result.
What we should do is to make BVAS mandatory (no incident form) once only accredited voters are counted, overvoting is eliminated and uploaded results would be more credible

So you can see, Nigerians has all the solutions but implementing it is the problem because of bad leadership in a multi ethnic society

Just start touch and telling her how sexy she is on the second date.
If she doesn't reciprocate, she dey take you for mugu, dump her immediately

Having worked in the Secretariat, I understand the feeling of unappreciated the typist of that letter would feel (if he/she is still alive.

He will be somewhere telling people that he typed the letter that ended BBC report about Biafra, and no one will believe him

X videos formerly Twitter videos

Basket mouth don come again e o

Oya bloggers, go find Ifeoma

They will carry all their money go buy 6 packs and Financial worth, and trust them, they will wait for change

You have N1000 to create the perfect woman

Big Breasts = N500 x not too big
Faithful= N300 v add to cart
Intelligence = N500 - very important but money no reach, try get sense small
Beauty = N200 v add to cart
Godly= N300 - a church girl can shift pant
Respectful= N300 v add to cart
Big Ass= N500 x not too big
Good In Bed= N200 - money no reach, I go teach am
Good Cook = N200 v add to cart
Funny= N300 - not comedian level abeg
1000

My friend go just choose big ass and big breast, the money go finish