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Romance / Re: 17yr-old:I Just Had Sex My Wierd Experience by ITEKEM: 11:32pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
jesfrosh: Liar liarlia ;Dr |
Romance / Re: 17yr-old:I Just Had Sex My Wierd Experience by ITEKEM: 11:14pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
jesfrosh: HmmHmm 1 Like |
Romance / Re: 17yr-old:I Just Had Sex My Wierd Experience by ITEKEM: 11:00pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
BLACKCHARGER: Baba dem send you which kind fear you dey carry come give me How she go get aids Baba God even if I wan die no be AAids go kill me... But her boobi too fresh to have aids I doubt amam |
Romance / Re: 17yr-old:I Just Had Sex My Wierd Experience by ITEKEM: 10:57pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
Chuknovski: Wetin I go use chase away the smell? |
Romance / Re: 17yr-old:I Just Had Sex My Wierd Experience by ITEKEM: 10:56pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
BLACKCHARGER: For where I dey mad My prick dey pain am die E no even enter her pomo finish she shout yeeee noo Na im I say bitch suck my pestle |
Romance / Re: 17yr-old:I Just Had Sex My Wierd Experience by ITEKEM: 10:55pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
jesfrosh: Hmm, Dis wan wey u wan add suspense na Zoology department you dey bah? |
Romance / Re: 17yr-old:I Just Had Sex My Wierd Experience by ITEKEM: 10:47pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
Romance / Re: 17yr-old:I Just Had Sex My Wierd Experience by ITEKEM: 10:46pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
BLACKCHARGER: My prick no stay inside am pass 40secs that's if e reach 30secs gan |
Romance / Re: 17yr-old:I Just Had Sex My Wierd Experience by ITEKEM: 10:43pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
Nma27: Sister the smell strong gaan Edakun Epp me-[ |
Romance / Re: 17yr-old:I Just Had Sex My Wierd Experience by ITEKEM: 10:41pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
jesfrosh: Hmm baba gimme small insight Tell me more infoinfo Which department you dey? |
Romance / Re: 17yr-old:I Just Had Sex My Wierd Experience by ITEKEM: 10:38pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
Romance / Re: 17yr-old:I Just Had Sex My Wierd Experience by ITEKEM: 10:19pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
jesfrosh: Weyrey na lie joor u don read my previous posts Drop my department nah |
Romance / Re: 17yr-old:I Just Had Sex My Wierd Experience by ITEKEM: 10:01pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
Daviestunech: Na the 11.5inches dey make u jealous? |
Romance / Re: 17yr-old:I Just Had Sex My Wierd Experience by ITEKEM: 10:00pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
jesfrosh: How you know say na science I dey |
Romance / Re: 17yr-old:I Just Had Sex My Wierd Experience by ITEKEM: 9:59pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
refiner: Your comment is blatantly stupid so I don't think Is hard to believe buhari na your ancestor |
Romance / Re: 17yr-old:I Just Had Sex My Wierd Experience by ITEKEM: 9:57pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
makydebbie: Are you jealous aunty mi? I can dash you the 11.5inch anytime anydayanyday 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: 17yr-old:I Just Had Sex My Wierd Experience by ITEKEM: 8:59pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
okenwa: Bro u sure |
Romance / Re: 17yr-old:I Just Had Sex My Wierd Experience by ITEKEM: 8:42pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
enuk80:Get a life |
Romance / 17yr-old:I Just Had Sex My Wierd Experience by ITEKEM: 8:34pm On Jan 29, 2017 |
This is not a Story nor Fiction (I kinda wish it was ) First of all Sex is Horrible and Stupidly Over-rated (I blame Porn and sex stories ) Leggo! I just had sex with a random girl I've never met her all my life I've never had a conversation with her before. So I skipped church today it was exactly (11:48am) I saw her passing obviously coming back from church (i sure say na church of Satan she dey come from ) , naim the konji in me call am from upstairs I think say she no go answer but walahi she enter my compound Omo I shock, I carry am inside Me: Where your house dey Her: bla bla bla(I no remember wetin she talk konji block my ear) Naxo I grab her breast dey lead am to my room omo. The breast big die (i comot her top , comot bra see fresh bobiii naxo I begin dey find nipples walahi I no see nipples me sef no understand wetin I dey view naxo I look the girl again she troway face ) I con go below dip my hand for her pomo she no be virgin oooo (like me) Naxo I reason am 4 my mind if guy like me back this nipple less bitch who am I not to . I lead am to my foam she lie down open leg, fear dey catch me to kiss a nippleless girl Naxo I put the 11.5inch kondo inside no comdom omo e no gree enter (na small prick she dey nack ) I con switch am to doggy style only the tip enter I con thrust naxo she shout yeeeaah it's too much I kon laugh naxo my eye go her big breast I felt disgust She con suck my prick first bj ever(from a girl thotho) E no reach 7mins I cum I come tell am make she pack up dey go naxo she leave no questions .. I enter my room naxo the room dey smell different I use perfume the smell no change I use izal omo e still dey Naxo I carry insecticide spray omo e douse ...(her odor strong gann! ) Questions : I still smell her till now In my nose please what can I do a friend adviced I use insecticide in my nose(d guy na bastard) 2) I didn't use condoms just the tip of my Barton got in should Ibe bothered Please Useful answers 5 Likes |
Romance / Re: Help I Like Prick Too Much by ITEKEM: 9:21pm On Jan 26, 2017 |
Annie939:From experience |
Family / Re: Is It Right For A Man To Bath His Own Daughter Who Is Over 3 Years? by ITEKEM: 9:18pm On Jan 26, 2017 |
Donniefred: Baba, see as you turn me weyreywey ;Drey |
Romance / Help I Like Prick Too Much by ITEKEM: 4:25pm On Jan 26, 2017 |
A small roll of yarn or tobacco. I'm just 17 and I can't get enough of it I no wAn die young |
Romance / Am I Ever Going To Do It by ITEKEM: 7:39pm On Jan 23, 2017 |
I'm Tired of being and Introvert and Unnecessarily Classy, I want to taste puaay. I've dated once but I never got to bang,anytime I try to get my game on I end up being super sweaty and extremely uncomfortable e be like say my ex carry my confidence Go .. Please advice me I don't want to be a fboy just a regular boy Me no wan be celibate |
Crime / Re: Two Members Of Notorious Armed Robbery Gang Arrested In Lagos (Photo) by ITEKEM: 8:30am On Jan 23, 2017 |
NCAN REPORTing Live From The Afonjanistic Ilarinstic Division We've accepted that the noble thief in the picture above is our notable son and he represents everything we the brown roof represents 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Arrives Court For Commencement Of Secret Trial. by ITEKEM: 11:51am On Jan 10, 2017 |
A great Man But This Guy Look Fresh Die omo me sef wan go lounge for Kuje 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: She Broke Up With Me After This Happened by ITEKEM: 8:55pm On Jan 06, 2017 |
You're not my mom and I still have 6mins |
Romance / She Broke Up With Me After This Happened by ITEKEM: 8:48pm On Jan 06, 2017 |
Those Who remember/Commented on my previous post https://www.nairaland.com/3551368/disvirgin-condom So she did come I bought a durex cd heard it was the best to hold d sperm back.. We started off on the couch parents where not around ..then I led her to the slaughter house Kissed again, squeezed her not so huge boosoms and she was moaning and her pomo was pretty wet I guess ... I took off her pant that was very weird for me I wanted to stop ...but I didn't want to be a pvssy so I kissed her again to salvage the weirdness Then took of her red sexy gown she was really beautiful .. Then I romances her all over again and I was about to tear the durex And the worst thing happened momma car horned Dear God I wanted to die And funny enough she didn't wait for me to open the gate she came into the house I wasn't half nude with bad and hell yea I panicked Rushed my girl and tried to lead her out through the back door but bummer momma saw Her I guess her gown was too brightbright And momma slapped me insulted me the first time she did that since I turned 17 Later that evening I got a text from that BitxxhBit xxh That it's over btw us WTF did I do wrongwrong Auto correct is not so correct |
Education / Re: Annual Xfire Nairaland Undergraduate Quiz Competition (scholarship) - Maiden Ed. by ITEKEM: 9:17am On Jan 05, 2017 |
Name: Ibeh T Emmanuel Level: 200 COURSE : MICROBIOLOGY EMAITezeey@gmail.Com |
Romance / Re: Do I Disvirgin Her With A Condom On? by ITEKEM: 9:46pm On Jan 02, 2017 |
chiraqDemon: Thanks Bro I'm Only Bothered About the Baby Part Ah no wantwant |
Business / Re: Economic Crises Force 300% Rise In Food Prices by ITEKEM: 9:41pm On Jan 02, 2017 |
Bu hari Is Thou Cursed Am Sure Zombies Are Gnashing Teeths And Afonjas Gnashing Their pvss y for 5h since all of dem don' turn OLOSHOOLOSHO 3 Likes |
Romance / Re: Do I Disvirgin Her With A Condom On? by ITEKEM: 9:29pm On Jan 02, 2017 |
carzola: Wow you're dumb.. .How does studying Mic Help me Know my Way around that |
Romance / Re: Do I Disvirgin Her With A Condom On? by ITEKEM: 9:28pm On Jan 02, 2017 |
B4bestbrain: We both want it I guess tho I requested she was like okay 1 Like |
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