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Romance / Re: Girls Are Very Wicked Why? by ITEKEM: 7:27am On Dec 22, 2016
lefulefu:
wetin d 20k be for wey u send her? Na guys like u if dhier close friend beg dem to borrow 2 naira u go say u drycheesy.


Lol... Na Connect Cause Am
Romance / Re: Girls Are Very Wicked Why? by ITEKEM: 8:36pm On Dec 21, 2016
falconey:
grin you no wan pay for Christmas?


grin
Romance / Re: Girls Are Very Wicked Why? by ITEKEM: 8:35pm On Dec 21, 2016
Baawaa:
Try to send 50k to her,she will come back because as you sent 20k someone else also sent 35k,she went for the higher bidder.Try it,it will surely work grin grin grin grin


HmmHmm shocked
Romance / Re: 10 Smart Steps To Help You Get Over Your Crush by ITEKEM: 8:17pm On Dec 21, 2016
NaXo.. .I still Have a Crush On Aisha Buhari angry

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Romance / Girls Are Very Wicked Why? by ITEKEM: 8:16pm On Dec 21, 2016
My Girlfriend Of 2yrs just broke up with me right after I sent her 20k angry...

How can I get my money backback embarassed
Romance / Re: What Was Your First Heartbreak Like by ITEKEM: 8:13pm On Dec 21, 2016
It was Funny she broke up with me the exact moment I wanted to end itgrin
Romance / Re: I Was Almost Arrested For Romancing My Babe In Shoprite by ITEKEM: 4:46pm On Dec 19, 2016
Pics or adonbilivit sad grin angry


Pipu help with the u donmeanit picpic grin
Romance / Re: Abeg Eeh, Pls Do Me A Favour. Tell Me What This Little Boy Is Looking At.. by ITEKEM: 4:43pm On Dec 19, 2016
He's looking at Where he Came from maybe he wanna return back
Romance / Re: What Do You Fear Most About Being An Adult? by ITEKEM: 7:27am On Dec 18, 2016
Seeing my parents grow older cry

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Romance / Re: Mama Said Girls Will Ruin Me by ITEKEM: 12:16pm On Dec 17, 2016
Teniolasmart:





what manner of excuse is that
very disappointed


Commann Teach meme
Romance / Re: Mama Said Girls Will Ruin Me by ITEKEM: 12:09pm On Dec 17, 2016
ikbnice:
what an elder can see while sitting, a child can't see it even if he climbs the tallest tree. Your mum has read your future, she knows what she is saying. Better change your ways.


But I like the way her lips tastetaste smiley
Romance / Re: Mama Said Girls Will Ruin Me by ITEKEM: 12:08pm On Dec 17, 2016
Teniolasmart:
u are in 200 level.....................................hmmmm dis ur write up is giving me headache ......................... Pls try and correct it








I'm not an English StudentsStu angry
Politics / Re: Buhari @ 74... Drop Your Wishes by ITEKEM: 12:04pm On Dec 17, 2016
Baba Biko Dye Na 74 Is enough when your not Dyeing is causing Anguish
Romance / Re: How To Spot A Chronic Masturbater by ITEKEM: 10:03am On Dec 17, 2016
durasome:
you are indeed a lie Muhammad. see your life bro.


May God deliver you from masturbation

Shout Amen angry
Romance / Mama Said Girls Will Ruin Me by ITEKEM: 9:53am On Dec 17, 2016
Seventeen years
Omo PasitoPasito cool
Two hundred Level cool
Unilagmbok.. ...

Mum Caught a Girl sneaking outta the house Yesterday and automatically she think say I don quashquash

we no dey gbensh O Na true say I press bobii wella angry
But I no enta range.. .

Will girls ruin meme embarassed
Romance / Re: Ladies, This Is How To Fight Konji by ITEKEM: 8:29pm On Dec 16, 2016
Mumu dry smell angry

I bet you've squirted your brains out b4 cool angry

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Romance / Re: How To Spot A Chronic Masturbater by ITEKEM: 8:27pm On Dec 16, 2016
DonCortino:


So? That's why I can categorically call u a Liar!
And you know it.

And if u disagree that means u are an amature mastubator who has broken his dick while trying to do it. tongue



Mumu I know your typetype grin angry
Romance / Re: How To Spot A Chronic Masturbater by ITEKEM: 8:24pm On Dec 16, 2016
torres89:
all guys masturbates

guys should stop forming

but all these stuffs are lies sha

and if u call me a masturbator

well it takes one to know one

besides remember when u point a finger at someone

the rest four are pointing back at you

quote me and DIE


Go and DieDie
Romance / Re: How To Spot A Chronic Masturbater by ITEKEM: 7:31pm On Dec 16, 2016
DonCortino:
Lies!

Mastubater SpottedSpotted grin

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Romance / How To Spot A Chronic Masturbater by ITEKEM: 7:27pm On Dec 16, 2016
Good effects : Masturbation has some beneficial effect on our health. Like reduce prostate cancer risks, remove stress etc etc.

Bad effects : But I am going to told you about some bad effects of masturbation. You can read about it on the internet ,that masturbation is healthy. Most people just tell you lies about it, and other do notknow about it.

Here I am not going to tell you if masturbation is healthy or not, here I am going to tell you about hurtful effects of masturbation and all the information is based on my knowledge and experience. I got this knowledge by observing other people's life.

1. Effect on body health - Actually Fluid takes 4 to 8 days(varies though) to produce in body and to produce small amount of good quality Fluid you need to eat lot of healthier food, protein and minerals etc. If you do not Erupt your Fluid though sexual activities, it give strength to your body, make your muscles and bones stronger. If you continue waste you Fluid just for fun and enjoy several times in week then it will weaken your health .

2. Effects on bones - If you masturbate (8 to 10 times in week) and continue this habit for long time about six month then this will create harmful effects on your bones. When you masturbate a lot in short amount of time you'll begin to Erupt type of white part of bone which include phosphorus, carbon and other minerals which are extracted from bones. If you masturbate a lot then you feel your knees and elbow joints start to make sound while moving just like very old person.

3. Effect on your face - By the look on a person's face you can tell that how much he masturbate or engages in sexual activities. And even you can tell which hand he uses a lot to masturbate. Those who masturbate a lot their cheeks starts to shrink, narrow and go inside just opposite of chubby. Pimples are natural in young age but those who masturbate, for them pimples and acne create big problems. They increase in numbers and make bigger in size on face. Make spots on face. By that face look ugly. Masturbation also make asymmetric you face for example if person masturbate lot from his right hand then his face will be narrow and asymmetric from right side.

4. Effects on your life- Those who masturbate a lot they're not be able to focus on their work and their social life. They can't able to talk to other people by making eye contact because of lack of confidence. Those who masturbate a lot, try to live lonely and can't be able to live happy. Students with this habit can't focus on study.

5. Effects on buttocks - By looking at a persons butts you can tell how much he or she masturbates. By masturbating lot buttocks goes inside from the side part and by slowly slowly you found that lot part and size of buttocks will be reduce or disappear. It take months to years but he/she can feel that their butts not look like their teen age. (This effect info is little bit awkward and funny but true). They are started to look like IndecentStar's butts.

6. Effect on joystick - Masturbation makes joystick curvy because most of people mostly masturbate by their one favorite hand and that's particular hand's finger grip make his joystick curvy from that particular side. I hope you understand what I am trying to say here. And most of people do not use lubricant during masturbation which also do harmful effect on joystick. Actually God make joystick for vagina and god already provide lot of glands inside wall of vagina. (May be God don't know human will start masturbation from hand otherwise god also provide lube in hand- just kidding).


Read More Here:http://unilagmbok..com.ng/2016/12/the-dangers-of-masturbation.html?m=1
cool wink smiley

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Romance / Re: 15 Meme U Can Relate To If You Do Mmm (olyMMMpus has Fallen) by ITEKEM: 6:17pm On Dec 16, 2016
I'm nurr understanding
Celebrities / Re: "I'm Not Your Bae" - Omoni Oboli Blasts Y!Naija by ITEKEM: 11:05am On Dec 16, 2016
I'm nurr understanding
Crime / The Bank Lent Me $2m So I Spent It On Strippers And Cars by ITEKEM: 9:54am On Dec 16, 2016
Luke Brett Moore, a young Australian, had just lost his job when he discovered his bank was mistakenly allowing him unlimited credit. It was too good an opportunity to miss. As he explains here, in his own words, he started spending and didn't stop - until one day there was a knock on the door.
It seems unbelievable but my intention was never to take all the money from the St George Bank and not pay it back.
I was essentially waiting for the bank to contact me and say: "Hey you, I want this amount of money" and I would have gone from there.
Originally, in 2010, I just had a normal everyday banking account. My home loan, my health insurance and bills were coming out of it.
I was shocked - I had found myself with access to an extraordinary large line of credit
I had had a pretty bad car accident and my pay started going into another bank. I can't remember the exact circumstances of why that happened.
The first week I was worried as there was no money to pay the mortgage. What was I going to do? But then the payment went through from my St George account and I thought, "Oh, OK."

And then the next fortnight the next $500 (£296) payment of my mortgage went through. It went on and on like that for 12 months without the bank saying anything, but my account was becoming overdrawn.

About that time I rang my home loan company and said, "Hey, can you direct-debit $5,000 (£3,000) from my St George account?" And then a couple of days later I said $50,000. They were both approved.
I was shocked. I had found myself with access to an extraordinary large line of credit.
I bought my first car not long afterwards - an Alfa Romeo 156. It was the dodgiest car: the gearbox, motor and fuel injectors all went in it.
Then I got a Hyundai Veloster. It was one of those crazy three-door things with a glass roof. I bought that so I could drive to Sydney to buy a Maserati. It was only a $36,000 car. I mean it was a lovely car but it wasn't a supercar by today's standards.

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http://unilagmbok..com.ng/2016/12/the-bank-lent-me-2m-so-i-spent-it-on.html?m=1
Romance / Re: How My Wife Asked Me To Make Love To Her Mother & Sister In Our Matrimonial Home by ITEKEM: 12:53am On Dec 15, 2016
Chai that guy angry is living my dream embarassed

Me sef wan gbensh cry
Religion / Re: Bishop David Oyedepo Is Not Greedy - He Helped My Family Twice by ITEKEM: 12:50am On Dec 15, 2016
Nawa Oo This Story Long Die ...

God is GoodGoo coold smiley

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Romance / Re: She Did It Again!! What Does She Want? by ITEKEM: 12:48am On Dec 15, 2016
[quote author=mofeoluwadassah post=51938497][/quote]

can you tear condom undecided
Romance / Re: She Did It Again!! What Does She Want? by ITEKEM: 11:37pm On Dec 14, 2016
mofeoluwadassah:
Jxt tell me u dont knw wht she want nd i will dash u slap.mtcheeew lipsrsealed



I dunno ooo undecided..maybe you can tell meme wink
Romance / Re: She Did It Again!! What Does She Want? by ITEKEM: 11:36pm On Dec 14, 2016
olac21:
what do you mean by invisible boobs

.those boobs no dey here oooo grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone / I Need A Guy by ITEKEM: 11:33pm On Dec 14, 2016
Should be 25 and above smiley
Diiiiick size- 5-7 inches cool wink
Must be TallTall :-
Must be based in Lagos
GayGay kiss

Contact: 07068716214
Romance / Re: I Saw Them And My Konji Battery Rose Frm 32 Percent To 97 Percent Full by ITEKEM: 10:23pm On Dec 14, 2016
Why nah angry

Conji don catch me for bed embarassed[color=][/color] cry
I shall not masturbatemasturbate angry

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Romance / Re: She Did It Again!! What Does She Want? by ITEKEM: 8:34pm On Dec 14, 2016
[quote author=Cholls post=51933292]my brother What! U mean she did it again?[/quote

YeaYea cry
Romance / Re: She Did It Again!! What Does She Want? by ITEKEM: 8:20pm On Dec 14, 2016
vchykp:
she wants to invite you to thier mid-week service..

##RUBBISHpost##.. undecided undecided undecided


If you no get better thing to add si EBA puopuo angry

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