Forget it bruh, he doesn't stand a chance..

bigAG:
Stop this already

lol.. Saw someone posted that shii few days ago.. Decided to play around a bit today..
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Ajebusta:


How e take relate?

say whaaa?

Actually i didn't read the post but i think the girl has no right to beat up her boyfriend in public. Maybe they should report the matter to their village elders but if the neighbour refuse to pay the rent, they should just kill the landlord & forget about the missin car.

Actually i didn't read the post but i think the girl has no right to beat up her boyfriend in public. Maybe they should report the matter to their village elders but if the neighbour refuse to pay the rent, they should just kill the landlord & forget about the missin car.

armanii:
Actually I did not read the post but I think the girl has no right to beat up her boyfriend in public. Maybe they should report the matter to their village elders but if the neighbour refuse to pay his rent they should just kill the landlord and forget about the missing car.

wetin be Dis? Mtcheww

Pidginwhisper:
Yahoo+ Oracle fighting back...He don forget to give him Esu palm oil

abeg what's the name of this boy in the meme above... He's quite famous on NL

Hmmn. Me I don't talk much, I don't trust women even my mother.

Might be laffing and smiling with you all in the name of marriage but deep down, I'm always one step ahead of any cheating future wife..

Secret DNA test is so sure few minutes after birth.
I don't give AF abt cost. Just wanna make sure my merchandise isn't corrupted..

In this learned age of technology, distance shouldn't be problem when employing artistes for jobs like this.. I work with a publishing company in far u.s (not fiverr freelancing) from the comfort of my home without much stress.. What happens to communicating and work delivery thru the net?

biacan:


Hahahahahhahah.......... why do you sound so pained over someone's point of view

you didn't answer the question madam..

biacan:


Hahahahahahahahah Oga if you no get money hide your face......simple

question: what do you have to offer in marriage? Waiting for an intelligent response and don't try to be smart by evading the question...


Modified...
The silly gold digging idiot couldn't respond.. Its your type I'd gladly use for rituals without remorse..

biacan:


Which man in his reasonable state of mind would allow his wife contribute to the family........i can't feed a man

Aarh, been reading your useless and dumb post from the start of the thread but this particular one made me cringe and shudder in anger.. Wish I could get a hold of you and beat some senses into your empty skull.. You mean you can't contribute to the family? Its either you're too young or immature to know about what it takes to build a family.. Its your type I'd gladly dump in ya papa house if you're really serious about the nonsense above. Since you're a liability and of no use to me.. Silly kid..

Goldeno:
That number 11 ehh
If somebody sneak behind am come press the trigger now wetin go happen

kaboom cap busted on his dumb Asss

agabusta:
"Dog that came to separate fight"

I dey teh you.. Him just dey ground dey bark..

moyemasterr:


wat is dis one saying bayi

LMAO.. thought I was the only one that saw that shiiit.. Ended up making no sense...

Papiikush:


They are spectacular in their own ways. How many stars has your family produced?

that's harsh bro, Not cool

Call/whatsapp me 08109. 492782. To hire as a freelance graphic designer...

Na wao.. Everything na copy copy for this kontry.. I love Naija I swear.

Sterope:
They are actually very normal. if not more normal than your average peeps.

BDSM normal? That's so ridiculous.. Ain't no way I'll engage in such a thing with my wife when I'm married.. Thank God my religion permits me four wives.. Just in case any idiot wanna feel smarter than me to the point of cheating on me. I'll make sure I get a kid or two from her then she's out.. Straight up. No tym for nonsense. Haba, with all these sad news I'm hearing errday, I'm not so sure I'll settle down with a single girl cos it seems everybody don spoil finish for this country..

texazzpete:
Can't take advice from someone who calls a 'soak-away' a 'sucker way'.

comments here are so funny.. Laughed so hard..

mhizesther:
My dear, u can make a woman go crazy with that tiny dick...It all depends on how u use it...

babe you fine o.. Can I slide on ya DM?

free2ryhme:



Wetin happen

pls what is the name of the idiot that said that shhiiit on live radio?

IwantToShashe:
I'd smile and

kai bros, this is too hardcore na

csandy:
Enlighten me please, who are the Hausas, where are they from?? North, east, south or west??

. I don't completely agree with what he said but He's somewhat right in his lengthy write up.. I've stayed in the north "Niger state precisely" for almost 5 years due to education and I can vouch for truth in what he wrote. I , just like you is always in the notion that the whole north is predominantly a Muslim/Hausa unitribe thingy until I moved to Niger star where i found out I've been scammed with the truth.. In Niger state alone, you have dozens ethnic groups but majority speak Hausa fluently and that doesn't mean they are Hausa fulani. To further clear my doubts, I did my industrial training at the Niger state house of assembly where I discovered a whopping 90% of the honorables, including the clerk, deputy clerk etc... Are either Nupes, gbagyis, gwari, kadara etc.. Then I figured we living in the south have been living in a false notion about the north all these years.

NextGovernor:
Why Kogi be like this...

Dino
Bello
Wada
Now this.

God select the whole bad people put there?

the tin tire me o bros

Neduzze5:



Access Bank is the best and cheaper than its counterparts. That's what I use on my PayPal.

please is it the normal access visa card you used?

somto10:
did Donald trump welcome dem?
Hw is ds news nawa??

Canada bruh, not u.s

Hmmn.. Nawao

ibibiofirstlady:
Have you made your own millions?

FCK!! This is Savage

Hmmmn this is serious...

Sabrina18:
Her husband leaking the tape is an infringement on her human right.

Gosh, I wish I could put a bullet in your head already.. What nonsense

omowolewa:
What a terrible way to die.

I tell ya.. One of 1000 ways to die