Tinubu must have bribed UK Government to continue his tribalistic agenda.

Ekweremandu, Maduekwe, Kachikwu.

In fact, Tinubu paid Asian countries to frame and jail innocent Developers.

"Obidients, where are you, biko? "

This is shocking... positively shocking!

TemplarLandry:
Congrats to them.

Nothing for Elupee.

Diss them with " NaNa be like" by Foxy Brown

Yes, he "can't".

He will escape into 2nd term. 3rd term if God wan punish una.

Don't focus on how to get rid of your leaders and beg Yoruba guys will come to rule you in SE.

BaddestQueen:
I'm watching you

I am just returning from a 5 year ban. Leave me alone.

You abused Tinubu for over a decade, now he will be your President almost another decade even after you opened 10000 monikers.

Niggah, find something productive to do with your time. You don get grey hair for pubic area

Britian is anti-Biafuro.

They set up Supleem Leader, Kanu for capture.

Jailed Ekweremandu for organ harvesting.

Now arrested Diezani for having Maduekwe in her surname.

Allowed FFK to mercilessly slam-bang Bianca in his Cambridge hostel room.

.

Ipob fanatics go cry blood.

Basic123:


I wish we can open a thread that will be a conpendum of IPOB wishful and delusional declarations on Tinubu that have failed in the past

Will be 20 - 30 pages long or like the US visa threads of 500 pages .

A "bestseller"

GreatAxeMan:
Your BAT is a criminal who laundered money for drug dealers and had to enter a plea bargain with the US Department of Justice where he agreed to be an informant against his former criminal associates or he would have had a criminal record by now.
The fact that you are proud of such a low life tells us everything we need to know about you.

The fact you're a useless cultist and proud of the fact shows how poor your upbringing is.

So pathetic.

Eyah... this is where Pita Obi will get 90% votes.

Goodluck with Simon Ekpa.

@ SweetVibe... I wrote this on the fly.

IvarTheTerrible:


As an undercover officer in the Nigerian Police, i was caught up in a robbery at the neighbourhood grocery store at Umuahia

After buying St Moritz cigarettes, I was window-shopping - things my 75000 naira salary couldn't buy

I was at the perfume section farthest from the entrance when i heard " Make una drop am!!!, biko, biko!!!"

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1st lesson of Police training school - assess your surroundings.

I quickly checked the CCTV cameras and i saw 3 fierce looking boys up to no good.


One was guarding the entrance, one robbing customers and the last one was stationed on the girl at the counter. Division of labour at its best.


Back to my story, where was I?


I silently said my last prayers under my breath unlike the those screaming "Amadioha, Jesus and Allah" at the top of their lungs.

I drew my service pistol silently and inched forward slowly in combat stance, sweating furiously even under the A.C.

BANG! I plugged the Mr. Customer Service. His blood splashed on one fat Deeper Life looking woman.


" BLOOOOOOODDDDD OFFFFFFF JESSSSSSUSSSS !!!!!!!" She screamed. How she knew his name, i know not


The gunshots were loud and deafening.

Mr. Doorman was trying to run away, fumbling with the lock. I shot him in the back.

Lesson Number 2 : Use maximum deadly force if belligerents are armed. 2 down out of 3.

I turned to face the last one at the counter.

All i saw was the frightened face of the cashier


Lesson Number 3 : How could i forget ? DON'T BE OUTFLANKED. DON'T BE OUTFLANKED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Several things happened in the next 5 nerve-wracking seconds......



I looked at the girl's face.... her eyes went behind me AND..........



I looked at the CCTV AND...................................................



My eyes saw a running movement in the cameras AND................


I heard movement behind me


A split second before my eyes + brain + feet + ears combined as ONE!!!!!



I was already diving when i felt the impact on my back, the force propelled me against the shelf full of cornflakes.


I was coughing up blood, my knees bent..... gun lost in the dive when he walked up to me


He cocked the sawned off shot -gun to dispatch me to my Maker


Lesson Number 99 : ALWAYS keep a side chick

I had a side piece in my ankle holster.... I pulled it and shot him in his right eye.

Maybe i eventually met my Maker, but he definitely did so before me

The End.

Olodo

Collect his DSS identity card and his Fulani origin certificate.

Isn't that what the idiots were claiming ?

"Natural habitat for flat head species - jails and brothels"

Charles Darwin, 1881

Love the hot and salty tears some folks have been shedding over this ticket.

You want to teach someone who beat President, Vice President, Senate President and Party Chairman COMBINED what to do in politics?

Even OBJ, his foe acknowledged that the guy is a Don in politics.

Did you see him in SE before the primaries ? He knew they didn't count... and he won hands down.


"Recognize a real Don when you see one " Biggie Smalls said.

Beat President + Vice President + Senate President + Party Chairman.

Shunned SE before Primaries yet they all prostrated to vote for him.

"Recognize a real Don when you see one" Biggie Smalls.

Despite being hated there, SE will give him 90% votes out of admiration for the political genius.

Peter Obi dey go Egypt go find votes

mycar:

Brainless warrior that doesn't know when to retreat. In this religious polarized society, all he intends to do is to disregard them,
so, no credible Christian in the north?

He will still win. No matter how hard you cry.

Allow me to suggest a way out...

mycar:

Brainless warrior that doesn't know when to retreat. In this religious polarized society, all he intends to do is to disregard them,
so, no credible Christian in the north?

He will still win.

Why fume when you can vote against him?

Respect his choice.

He's your next President by the way. Fume or Perfume.

SweetVibe:

You will make a good writer

Bro... I am a great writer. "Arrogantly" speaking

Thanks for the compliment. You have an eye for talent!

Toktee:
Indeed you are brainless.
How many delegates voted in the primaries?

Ur darling was able to bribe them all... Let's see how he will bribe the entire Nigerians.

You are talking to your father nah.

He bribed them to sell candidates from their region for a song. Shows how useless they are. Better change your nationality from Biafuro so as not to end up same way.

infohenry:
You are now boasting of him not visiting south east, don't cry when he fail and start blaming southeast remember Abiola famous quote "I can do without the Igbos.

Yes nah. He knew their 5 % votes didn't count. He just flung Cabin biscuits at SE delegates and they ALL voted against Igbo candidates.

Why were Onu and Okorocha getting ZERO votes ? Did you see even Atiku go to SE ?

No serious politician goes there nah.

God deliver him from cannibals...

They will not see him. He will return safely home.

naija4life247:


Tinubu is the god of Nigeria politics. He humiliated Obasanjo and his evil 3td term plan in 2007. He humiliated Goatluck in 2015. He humiliated Atikulation in 2019. Humiliating idiots is Tinubu's hobby. He will enjoy humiliating children of baby factories in 2023

He's already humiliated the products of baby factories.

They said he has been used and dumped. He wouldn't get ticket. Anointing oil... consensus candidate. Hausa Fulani mafia... MOSSAD, FBI


He still won primaries with a landslide.

They might pretend to... but if your bulletproof or radar isn't strong enough, you're dead meat..

Heard a gist back in the days that OBJ as President held a mug and it broke into pieces because they poisoned his tea.

Poor mug might have disintegrated for any reason from temperature fluctuation to a factory defect.

But people preferred the tabloid version of the story.