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Romance / Re: Can You Share A Bed With Your Ex For A Night Without Anything Happening? by JackRyan(m): 8:06am On Nov 05, 2013
I don't have an ex. And I don't plan to. Broken relationships are a product of.... Lets just say I don't plan to break up.
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Allows Me To Do Anything To Her But Does Not Allow Me To Kiss Her by JackRyan(m): 7:53am On Nov 05, 2013
oluboyo04: nawa for yu o! Yu startd datin a girl 2wks ago and yu don av sex wit her 7times. in d nxt 2 or 3 mnths yu go dey tink of getin anoda person cos by then she go don tire yu. Ladies can b so stupid at times. person never marry yu he don av sex wit yu 7times within 2wks later yu go cary dat yeye body dey look for beta husband wey go put yu 4house. @op, no be only in forensic yu get phD, yu get am for sexology too.

You know, I find that behavior annoying!
Romance / Re: How Do You Tell Your Girlfriend She Is A Bad Cook, Without Offending Her? by JackRyan(m): 7:49am On Nov 05, 2013
Dannyxy: how?

Aa the spirit leads nau! lol
Romance / Re: My Niece Wants To Date Me by JackRyan(m): 7:40am On Nov 05, 2013
Zatwo: last yr my niece started stayin wit us 2 continue ha education,shes my agemate.We got close n we alwys do evrxtin 2geda,yesterday night, she came in2 my rum,slept on my bed n ws kissin me,i woke up n she sed she luvs me n bla bla,wat suld i do

It's pretty simple what you should do. Reprimand her for such advances. Make it clear you have no interest in such things. Infact, I think you know needs to be done as well as I do. Oh and btw, she doesn't really love you.
Education / Re: Hardest Maths Question by JackRyan(m): 12:34pm On Nov 13, 2010
No I didn't use any software or calculator. I solved it using a combination of substitution method, elimination method, binomial theorem and simultaneous equation method among others. And then I played with the equations I got some before I got what I was looking for. The key to solving this problem is to reduce all that bullshit to one equation in one variable and solving for that variable. When you finally get the equation in one variable, its going to be a polynomial to the order of 3, so you get 3 roots. If you are sharp you will notice that the three roots you get are going to be the same for the other two polynomials in the other two variables, so the three roots are the three variables.
Education / Re: Hardest Maths Question by JackRyan(m): 9:00am On Nov 13, 2010
I CRACKED IT!!!!!! x=4.958 y=-2.868 z=-1.09. It took me quite a while to crack dis.
Music/Radio / Lets Do God's Work-christian Rock Band(unn Students Only) by JackRyan(m): 12:23pm On Aug 17, 2010
I'm a singer, a composer and i play the Guitar(acoustic), saxophone and the drums. I am looking for like minded christian musicians that are prospective/new/old students of UNN to join me as I form a christian rock band dedicated to serving God. If you have talents or gifts in playing musical instruments and you play them very well, kindly email me at ... so we can get to know each other and start forming the band. I am looking for Guitarists, drummers, pianists, Bassists etc. There is a song that says "What can i do for you my God. Its not a question of what you can do for me but what can i do for you my God." This is what we can do for Him. So please if you are a christian and musically talented or gifted and a prospective/new/old student of UNN and really love God and want to serve Him and do His work, Lets come together and form a Rock Band. And believe me God will bless you beyond imagining. Please email me and lets start "Rocking" for the kingdom.
Religion / Lets Do God's Work-christian Rock Band(unn Students Only) by JackRyan(m): 12:23pm On Aug 17, 2010
I'm a singer, a composer and i play the Guitar(acoustic), saxophone and the drums. I am looking for like minded christian musicians that are prospective/new/old students of UNN to join me as I form a christian rock band dedicated to serving God. If you have talents or gifts in playing musical instruments and you play them very well, kindly email me at ..... so we can get to know each other and start forming the band. I am looking for Guitarists, drummers, pianists, Bassists etc. There is a song that says "What can i do for you my God. Its not a question of what you can do for me but what can i do for you my God." This is what we can do for Him. So please if you are a christian and musically talented or gifted and a prospective/new/old student of UNN and really love God and want to serve Him and do His work, Lets come together and form a Rock Band. And believe me God will bless you beyond imagining. Please email me and lets start "Rocking" for the kingdom.
Education / Re: Why Is Helium (1s'2) In The P-block? by JackRyan(m): 10:41am On Aug 16, 2010
Helium is a p-block element because it is a non-metal. All non-metals (group3-cool are p-block elements. All metals(group1&2) are s-block elements. All transition metals are d-block elements hence they all have special characteristics. The lactinide and actinide series are f-block elements. That's what i leaned in my chemistry class.
Education / Re: Unn Admission Status 2010/2011 Is Out, Check Yours Now: by JackRyan(m): 6:04pm On Aug 11, 2010
@eb ac 06437201dd------"Sorry, No Admission is Given Yet!!!"
Education / Re: Unn Admission Status 2010/2011 Is Out, Check Yours Now: by JackRyan(m): 5:03pm On Aug 11, 2010
@endy12   Nna ENDY i tire for benjjy o! Despite several evidence and proofs that support this admission stuff he is still saying that it is not real. I am beginning to suspect him. Imagine you even called a senior lecturer who is also a close relative to you and he confirms it. That's as real as it gets. Don't mind him Jo!
Education / Re: LATEST ON UNN by JackRyan(m): 4:56pm On Aug 11, 2010
@all To all those that asked benjjy for help with admission, it is best that you ascertain the veracity of his claims, to be able to give someone admission, by checking you status at the jamb website. Please do this so that we can know if he can do what he says he can do and stop pointing to the wrong person. And also to prevent further problems with the "benjjy and scamming" episode. Thank you.
Education / Re: LATEST ON UNN by JackRyan(m): 4:50pm On Aug 11, 2010
@benjjy Like i said I CAN NOT AND WILL NOT GIVE ANY ONE MY REG NO. If you, supposedly, can put someones name on the list, whats to stop you from removing it? Go to www.unnforum.com and see people thanking God for admission. They are even pasting what they saw on the jamb site in their post. Even in this post you can see people saying thank God. So it is not only me. If you have followed the link in my last post and read it well then you won't be defending a lost cause. And sorry for the abusive words. It won't happen again. Its Ryan not rayan.
Education / Re: LATEST ON UNN by JackRyan(m): 2:48pm On Aug 11, 2010
You people want proof? Here is you proof:
From punch. I just saw it now.

The Registrar, Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board, Prof. Dibu Ojerinde, has said the 2010 UTME admissions will end in October.

He said in an interview with the News Agency of Nigeria on Monday in Abuja that candidates could now check their admission status online.

“By the time they go to the internet, even today, they will know if they are admitted, so that they can report for documentation after they must have collected their admission letters.

“Some of the big universities have not done their admissions because they have a lot of candidates who applied, like Ahmadu Bello University, Zaria; Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile-Ife; University of Ibadan; University of Benin; University of Lagos; and Lagos State University among others,” he said.

“Big universities have many candidates and they need extra time to process admissions, so this is what is delaying admissions to the institutions,” Ojerinde said.

NAN reports that the first combined Technical Committee Meeting on admissions to tertiary institutions was held from July 13 to July 15 in Kaduna.

The second batch of admissions is to take place from Aug. 10 to Aug.12.

If you think say i dey form am follow this link:
http://www.punchng.com/Articl.aspx?theartic=Art201007273183171

Or just go to punch website and search.

NOTE: UNN is not one of the "big universities" according to the man.
Education / Re: LATEST ON UNN by JackRyan(m): 2:28pm On Aug 11, 2010
No fewer than 527,000 candidates representing 40 per cent of those who took part at the Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination (UTME) will be admitted by  400 tertiary institutions in the country by October this year,the Regstrar of Joint Admissions and Matriculation Board, (JAMB), Professor Dibu Ojerinde  has disclosed.

About 1.3 million candidates sat for the examination nationwide in April this year.

Professor Ojerinde, who  stated this at the second combined technical committee meeting on admissions to tertiary institutions at Obafemi Awolowo University Ile – Ife, said for the board to be transparent and to achieve its objective of increasing access to tertiary institutions, all admissions were to be processed quickly and in systematic manner so that more people would be absorbed.

The registrar charged over 400 tertiary institutions in the country to comply with the laid down guidelines which stipulates a sixty/forty (60:40) science/arts ratio for universities and seventy/thirty (70:30) technology/non – technology ratio for polytechnics.

He also reminded all federal institutions that the ratio of forty – five / thirty – five / twenty (45:35:20) for merit, catchments and Educationally Less Developed States (ELDS) should be in full force.


##########I COPIED THIS FROM THE HEADER " Jamb To Admits Only 527,000 Candidates - Registrar" You can verify this yourselve. Just search the educational whatever################

So Mr. benjjy its a lie right? Shey the problem b you no go school or you no fit read?(Excuse my extremities please.) Well it is no lie. Jamb has said it. They even gave the exact number. So stop yanning dust(Excuse this extremity please). UNN has not released their first list quite alright. But that's just because they are still adding some names or try to do what people like you do add more names to the list and congest this session's classes. You see people like you are just adding to the palava of our educational system. And the funniest thing is that whatever you sow you will reap.I hold my peace on that topic. I have checked the jamb and i saw i was admitted. You say i should drop my reg no. Well here's my reply: I CAN NOT AND WILL NOT DO SUCH YOU CAN GO TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Excuse my extremity). Well if it isn't really the list(i doubt it), at least i have more hope now than ever and that's what really matters for people like me. People that value VALUE in a person which, Mr, benjjy, i think you don't have. Sorry.
Education / Re: LATEST ON UNN by JackRyan(m): 2:22pm On Aug 11, 2010
its not a rumor it's fact. if you can just log on to www.jamb.org.ng and just input your jamb no. and check which will not take more than 5mins or 100 for browsing then wait for unn to release their own. it will still be the same as jamb's own plus some other names. i no send anybody.
Education / Re: LATEST ON UNN by JackRyan(m): 2:00pm On Aug 10, 2010
Hello guyz! I was told by my uncle this morning that i had been admitted to UNN. Imagine my surprise when the cut-off scores are not out yet. He told me to check it on jamb website. Few minutes ago i went to jamb website and checked it. I was asked to just input my jamb reg no. and i did. Behold i saw " congratulations you have been admitted into pharmacy programme at unn, " I am ecstatic right now. I urge all of you to got to www.jamb.org.ng then click on "check admission status" under 2010 and input your reg no. Good luck!God bless you!

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