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Health / Re: Just Got Someone Pregnant... Advise Needed by janda1: 1:29pm On Jun 09, 2022
arthurwillia:


Which kind useless advice be this new222 please don’t kidnap someone child oo abeg

Did I say he should kidnapped some one child, if he abort the child and something went wrong, who is to be blame

She can be in school and she would calling her parents time to time and they won't notice

It is been done mostly among Nigeria student

Even my course mate do ham and her parents never know till she give birth but her man was rich to take care of her and the baby

She gave them an excuse that she is doing something in school even they sent her younger brother to her to check on her and he found and he kept it as a secret

They later found out, her father diswon her because her father is this strong religious people for deeper life but later she took the courage and took the baby to her father house and it was a joy when her father saw the baby, him seeing the child was a blessing and he was shedding tears while holding the child and thanking God for seeing him before his death because her parents were in there old age around 80 something and that should be there first grand child I guess not sure

The baby is now 4 or 5 yrs

Bro new22 don't abort the child and I'm not saying you should follow my advice and don't kidnapped some one daughter

Look for a away out and let her delivered savely

Last last they will accept her back because her parents can't see her suffer especially her mom
Health / Re: Just Got Someone Pregnant... Advise Needed by janda1: 11:48am On Jun 09, 2022
New222:
. I'm afraid of her parents, FOR HER. They'll most likely disown her. And stop her education. Other than that, there's nothing. Worse case, my family take full responsibilites for the child. The girl, I'm not too sure about

Brother forget about that

Man up and take up your responsibility

Your have a parents and you are 25yrs
Age is not on your side and I'm very sure
Your parents is 60 upward and its time for them to see there grandchildren

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Health / Re: Just Got Someone Pregnant... Advise Needed by janda1: 11:17am On Jun 09, 2022
New222:
I won't try to sugarcoat it. I'm 25 years old, she's 19. Still in university because of the endless ASUU strike.

I've been having unprotected sex with this particular girl for a long while now. We've been dating for close to two years. I practise the "withdrawal" and "safe" days method. I met her a Virgin too.

Just realised she's pregnant. She started showing a lot of symptoms. Darkened areolas, nausea, breast heaviness, headache, back pain e.t.c.

I asked her to get do a pregnancy strip test and it came positive. Two red lines.

Though it's not what I ever planned for myself, I won't really mind having a child at my age. People will so much insult me, including my family but I'm sure my family will take care of the child.

The issue is the girl. Her family (Deeper Life) are wahala, big wahala. Educated people that behaves as if they never went to school. Now, we detected very early, her first period is supposed to start tomorrow (which I'm sure she'll miss). She's still very young and about to start schooling. I'm sure her dad will disown her (he once sent her away from his home over a slight misunderstanding, refused to let her back in until it was shown she was innocent).

I told her we have two choices, keep the baby or remove it. I am confused too, but I didn't show it. Pls what do you think?

We're really considering ending the pregnancy. Since it's very early, I'm considered getting m...p......r..l. I need medical advice pls. Above all, I don't want to endanger the girl's life.
I've read about abortion pills. I don't know how to get them or their price. Or should we keep the baby? Her dad will surely disown her, might later accept her, but it will definitely end her Education. What do you think? Should we get the drugs pls. Or consider another option? Should we keep the baby?

P.S: I know nairaland. I've been here for years, insult are welcomed. I never imaginned I'll ever open a thread like this.

P.S: If you're using withdrawal method and it works, it WILL STILL EVENTUALLY FAIL YOU. I used it for a really long time, now I'm here.


Do you have millions in your account
If yes

Then hide the girl till she give birth and she can give an excuse she wants to do something in school and that would make her leave her parents house and give birth successful without her parents to know

In the future the parents would be happy when they see there grand children even if they are angry that she gave birth out of wedlock but the joy of them holding the child or seeing the child would change there mind when the child start disturbing or scattering the whole house with his or toy or calling them grandpa and grandma

The word grandpa and grandma is a joy on is own

If you have money hide her till she give birth by finding a reasonable excuse for her to leave her parents house so that they won't notice

Please remember this don't abort
If you abort God and the host of heaven will purnish you because you are causing danger to the lady

If she die what would you say to that
Romance / Re: . by janda1: 9:20pm On Jun 06, 2022
Ifyken2:

Guy if this story dey true,abort the baby. You think training a child is easy,it is not easy at all. At least have like three sources of income that can pay you all together over 120k before thinking of a child except you want your child to suffer in this life. As the pregnancy is still young,there is little chance of complications. You can still make that girl your wife later but for now abort the baby now


Don't abort the child
Romance / Re: ty by janda1: 8:19pm On Jun 06, 2022
jobportng:
didnt cum any, na soap help me


Thanks boss
Romance / Re: ty by janda1: 10:30am On Jun 06, 2022
jobportng:
wasn't up to an hour you wan kill me ? it was intense for about 15 - 20 minutes , almost same time with the second but i couldn't cum

Please can you answer my question
I want to get it for someone
Romance / Re: Please How Can I Get To OAU Teaching Hospital Ile-ife From Lagos Airport? by janda1: 10:50am On Jun 04, 2022
What's sup did you get the info and how was your journey to Ile ife

Hope it was not stressful

Stay safe
Romance / Re: . by janda1: 3:58pm On Jun 01, 2022
Nobodyany1:
Greetings Nlanders, I need your counsel/help...
I'm currently a final year student in one of the Nigerian public universities...
Now, due to the ASUU strike, I've been at home for over 90days (though, I've been engaging in one or two things to keep body and soul together). I and my girlfriend live around same area. And on the 7th of May 2022, we had coitus (which I released in her after her request, because she said she wanted to experience the feeling of sperm in her, you know young girls and curiosity... normally, my pull out game is tight). I wanted to buy P2 but she said that I should save my money, and I should just give her salt and warm water in which she poured the salt in and drank...
Two weeks later, she started complaining about her nipples being too sensitive, and how she sleeps/ feels dizzy regularly, especially in her place of work (she's a fashion designer) etc... So, I bought a pregnancy test kit, and and we did the test, it brought out a full red line and a faint red line. But yesterday, being Monday (30th May), we did another test and it brought out two full red lines...
She said she wants an abortion! She's scared because she stays with her aunt and wouldn't know how the aunt would respond to this news (cause the aunt is the pious type). Also, the girl has got big dreams @how she wants to delve into Catering services etc... But left to me, I'd have kept the baby, it's just that I'm impecunious at the moment.
So, by tomorrow (Wednesday Ist June), we'll be on our way to the clinic for the abortion (pills or D&C whichever is most suitable).
It's not too late, I can convince her to change her mind and keep the baby (highest, if worst comes to worst, I'll pay her bride price because I really love her and she loves me so much. Also, the pregnancy was not a mistake nor from a one night stand nor from a strange girl I met few days ago! it sprouts from an authentic love, as we've been dating for two years now and have been having a love-filled sex).
Truth is, I won't start treating her like a mess because she's pregnant or deny the fact that I'm responsible. Left to my discretion, I'd love for her to keep the pregnancy, because I'm the only son of my widowed Mom (n my Mom maybe somehow happy to hear this), also and more importantly; because of the complications abortion comes with. I love that babe so much and wouldn't want anything to go wrong with her, because she's so special to me and have been supporting my "broke" life with love, correct advice, money, food, care and prayers.
I learnt driving, I'm a keyboardist and also a professional Barber and my dream is to have my own Barber Shop. Once, I can guarantee a Barber Shop, I swear to God, to hell with abortion. I just don't want her to suffer more than she's already suffering in her aunt's house...
Please Nlanders, I need help! Be it Pecuniary wise, advice/consolation, connection/reference etc...


cc Lalasticlacla


Please, I don't mind this post reaching FP. I need all the help I can get. Bashing is allowed, lol... after all, I'm a man and I won't shy off the consequences of my actions...





Don't abort the child
Keep it no matter what in the future the lady will blame you if she has womb problem
Romance / Re: ty by janda1: 3:01pm On Jun 01, 2022
jobportng:
wasn't up to an hour you wan kill me ? it was intense for about 15 - 20 minutes , almost same time with the second but i couldn't cum


Did you cum in the first round or it was after Cumming in the first round you were unable to cum again in the second round
Romance / Re: ty by janda1: 4:53pm On May 31, 2022
kryptochats:
hours ke haba grin grin grin grin grin


How minutes is the duration
Romance / Re: Please How Can I Get To OAU Teaching Hospital Ile-ife From Lagos Airport? by janda1: 9:51am On May 31, 2022
When you pass through oau university bridge and you would see this and if you didn't pass through the university bridge and you didn't see this at mayfair shout out so that people can hear

It's not close to the university gate just like 10minue ride

The Ori olokun is in front of a public school call school aregbe after the Ori olokun you will see the road is untired they working on the road from that Ori olokun along you would see two filling station one is unused any more

Note if you didn't see any of this...you are not in Ile ife

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Romance / Re: Please How Can I Get To OAU Teaching Hospital Ile-ife From Lagos Airport? by janda1: 9:46am On May 31, 2022
They would drop you in front or before this tower at lagere

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Romance / Re: Please How Can I Get To OAU Teaching Hospital Ile-ife From Lagos Airport? by janda1: 9:38am On May 31, 2022
Ask the bus driver that where is the last but if he says lagree ( bank road ) don't let them drop you at oui ask them or ask anyone in the bus that is also going to ife but ask codely because you must not trust anyone because of your safety or deal with the bus driver privately

If the driver says lagree then drop out lagree they would drop you in front of nepa office or near eco bank you would see people selling biscuits or in the front people selling shoes sneakers besides nepa you would see oranmiyan tower complex painted in yellow

Then take a bike tell them you are going to phase 2 oau thc not phase 1 oau thc you would pass through phase 1 get before getting to phase 2 gate not that far from each other, at the phase 1 gate , you are going to see a filling station painted in blue and it's as a guest house beside like 3 or 4 story building

they would drop you there at phase 2 you would see uncompleted hotel and besides the hotel you would see a supermark and before the supermarket market you would see a phone shop, the bike would cost you #150 or #200, if they start mentioning #500 don't take it o...okada is #150 to #200 if you don't see any one of #150 to #200 take bus

Or take a bus, its white bus tell them you are going to phase 2 tell the driver phase 2 or keep repeating it to the driver so the he won't forget, you will pass through oja tutun(market)the bus is #100 they would drop you in front of phase 2 gate

If the bus driver from Lagos says he is going to ilesha he is taking some passenger to ijesha or ilesha it's the same, just tell him you are going to oau thc general hospital the Lagos driver would drop you there and if he says lagere then take a bus from there but mostly Lagos bus driver heard to ilesha they combine ife and ilesha in one bus together... I think it's 3 people at the back or 3 people each on a seat through out the bus,I f they haven't changed the protocol


Stay safe

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Romance / Re: Please How Can I Get To OAU Teaching Hospital Ile-ife From Lagos Airport? by janda1: 9:28am On May 31, 2022
The place is like this

Just enter the place and heard straight

I have forgotten the terminal number

When you entered the place it's like this in the picture

Romance / Re: Please How Can I Get To OAU Teaching Hospital Ile-ife From Lagos Airport? by janda1: 9:24am On May 31, 2022
When you arrived Lagos

Ask the people at airport that you going to osodi terminal park, it shouldn't cost you 1k or 2k be very smart because of agbero don't let them know you are newbie

You can take brt or purchase the cowry card it cost 1k and if you don't see.. scope one of them and dash him 1k for transport and when you are in the brt ask them you going to osodi terminal bus park

When you get to osodi terminal park just enter the place you would see people going and coming in, you would see long buses packing people luggages going to igbo land enter the first terminal where the bigger bus are

People would start calling you don't answer them they are agbero just entered the terminal and ask for ife park where you would pay

It's #2600 or more they might have increased it but it should be #2600 and you would be given a bus tickets

Don't give anyone to help you carry your bag they would charge you and if you give them and you don't pay those agbero boys they would change it for you

You have to be smart

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Romance / Re: ty by janda1: 9:05am On May 31, 2022
I want to learn something
How many hours is the first round

How many hours is the second round

Answer the two please
Romance / Re: Help!!! I Feel Depressed And Insecure Because I Have A Small D*ck. by janda1: 8:18am On May 25, 2022
Shank909:
Yes I am a civil engineer but trust me I am worried but I think maybe because I am too social and like the outdoors

Boss go and buy Ori butter

Buy Pandoro...I will get a link and share

It works

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Romance / Re: Help!!! I Feel Depressed And Insecure Because I Have A Small D*ck. by janda1: 8:16am On May 25, 2022
Shank909:
Why would I lie about a thing like this, I swear I have been looking for someone to share my burden with for several years but its hard to share such with friends that why I decided to come to Nairaland. Yes 6.5 is okay but remember I said it is slim and that's what makes it look small to me.

What is the girth

If it's 4.5

Sir you okay
Romance / Re: Help!!! I Feel Depressed And Insecure Because I Have A Small D*ck. by janda1: 6:27am On May 25, 2022
Shank909:
Hi Everyone, I know this topic might appear reasonable to some people and some people might think it's nothing to worry about but I want you all to remember the adage that says he who wears the shoes know where it pinches. I know there are one thousand and one problems in the world to worry about than dick sizes but my people it is actually something to worry about too. I am in my mid 30s and married with kids. No gain saying, I'm a very cute guy to the extent that people tell me almost everyday, I'm tall and slim. I'm kind and full of positive vibes, I'm well doing as well I almost got it all but I keep wondering why having a small dick should be my portion I guess it's actually true about the saying that no one has got it all but I swear if there is one thing I would love to change about me is my dick size. I have two opinions about my dick it is average when hard but looks like that of a toddler when flaccid. It's about 3.5inch when it's flaccid and about 6.5 when hard which seem a bit long but slim. To me, I know my dick is small but to many ladies they kept saying it's average and its cool. I never had a girlfriend leave me because of my dick size in fact all my exes never let go totally they keep coming back, one even told me she prefers medium sized dick like mine because it is easy for her to f**k anyday anytime without feeling pains unlike big dicks. She might be telling the truth but my instincts would not agree.

Although, almost all my girlfriends always complained that my doggy is bad and always affect their belly, my wife can't even give me doggy style at all she complains all the time and begged me not to go all in. Well, I think my dick is a bit long but I don't like the fact that it is slim and get more angry and worried when it's flaccid. I'm grateful to God that my wife is not sex freak and I'm kinda sure my size is okay for her. I have tried different type of dick enlargement treatment but I realized all are fake and no enlargement works unless surgery which I might still consider in future. I feel insecure with my size that going to the swimming pool is a problem for me even though I love swimming, I find it hard to wear shorts or strip to my panties in public(pool or beach or even with friends) which I noticed most of my friends who have big dicks do normally. Whenever my friends or younger brothers come to my house for holiday I don't let them wear shorts or something that will reveal their dick size and I used the kids as an excuse. I and one of my friends traveled out of the country and stayed at an apartment for 3 months and I was either wearing a trouser to bed or wear a big short just so my friend will not notice my dick size meanwhile this my friend likes nudity any small privacy he wants to put off trousers. There was a time he asked me why I like to wear clothes to bed but I told him its because of cold.

The reason why I feel depressed is that I think I'm losing self confidence in myself even though I'm doing well in every other aspect, my look and achievement used to bring pretty ladies my way and whenever any lady is flirting with me I would just be thinking inside of me that "is it with your small dick that you want to f**k this one. Some of my wife's single friends flirted with me a lot but whenever I remember my small size I will just friend zone them cuz I don't want any embarrassment for my wife and myself. To make matter worse my type of ladies are the thick ones especially one with a big ass isn't that weird? But one thing that gives me confidence is that I sure know how to make good use of my dick but then it would be better if bigger.

Please nairalanders, how do I overcome this problem and social media made it worse with their advocate for big dick and make it seem like all women like it big and you are at a risk of being cheated on if you have a small dick. Even though I trust my wife to a very large extent and we live in peace and harmony I still can't stop thinking she might want to experience a bigger dick if she had a chance to.

Boss I forgot to add this

All female vagina size is between 3 inches to 7 inches

You can Google about that female vaginal size

You have a very good dick and the biggest dick

You stated that they all come back for it, it's because of there vaginal size and the best penis size for ladies is 6- 6.5

Do you see all those having 8 and 9 and 10 inches all ladies dump them later on because they can't cope with it

all female cant take it, they cant take it because that 8 or 9, 10 even 7 inches is to big for them , they can't take it anyone that says she can take it, she is lying to you because at end na Panadol, paratamol or pain killer she would end up taking to relieve the pain after sex na form she dey form for you

All ladies complain during sex with 7,8,9 inches, please take it easy it's paining me, gentle please and while you the man would be going harder and hitting the cervix and it's already sweetening the man while thrusting the vaginal and you the man are hurting her with the 7,8,9 inches dick and making the sex boring and there is no way you the man won't feel you are hitting her cervix

7,8,9 inches would hit there cervix and hurt them any day any time that is why most ladies prefer dick from 4-5 and not all female can take 6 inches self

If a lady want to know, she should get a intimacy gadget or bottle and get a tape rule and measure if she can take the entire intimacy gadget or bottle and measure the bottle or intimacy gadget where it stops that's there vaginal size and at the end of measuring it's still still 3-6.5 inches it would results to

Remember this all penis looks small before full erection that does not says it's not big

Most big penis when flaccid which is 5inch and when it's full erect it doesn't add nothing less than 2 or 3 inches when full erect

Dick that's 3-3.5 inches when flaccid all go beyond 6 to 7 inches

That's is there vaginal size

If I'm lying measure your wife vaginal size for confirmation

You have the biggest dick any time any day

The most important is the girth..just work on it by trying jelqing

With that of your 6.5inch and you should now have 5-6 girth with it...omo ladies would kill themselves for you... they would keep on asking for It

Don't kill yourself

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Romance / Re: Help!!! I Feel Depressed And Insecure Because I Have A Small D*ck. by janda1: 2:39am On May 25, 2022
Shank909:
Hi Everyone, I know this topic might appear reasonable to some people and some people might think it's nothing to worry about but I want you all to remember the adage that says he who wears the shoes know where it pinches. I know there are one thousand and one problems in the world to worry about than dick sizes but my people it is actually something to worry about too. I am in my mid 30s and married with kids. No gain saying, I'm a very cute guy to the extent that people tell me almost everyday, I'm tall and slim. I'm kind and full of positive vibes, I'm well doing as well I almost got it all but I keep wondering why having a small dick should be my portion I guess it's actually true about the saying that no one has got it all but I swear if there is one thing I would love to change about me is my dick size. I have two opinions about my dick it is average when hard but looks like that of a toddler when flaccid. It's about 3.5inch when it's flaccid and about 6.5 when hard which seem a bit long but slim. To me, I know my dick is small but to many ladies they kept saying it's average and its cool. I never had a girlfriend leave me because of my dick size in fact all my exes never let go totally they keep coming back, one even told me she prefers medium sized dick like mine because it is easy for her to f**k anyday anytime without feeling pains unlike big dicks. She might be telling the truth but my instincts would not agree.

Although, almost all my girlfriends always complained that my doggy is bad and always affect their belly, my wife can't even give me doggy style at all she complains all the time and begged me not to go all in. Well, I think my dick is a bit long but I don't like the fact that it is slim and get more angry and worried when it's flaccid. I'm grateful to God that my wife is not sex freak and I'm kinda sure my size is okay for her. I have tried different type of dick enlargement treatment but I realized all are fake and no enlargement works unless surgery which I might still consider in future. I feel insecure with my size that going to the swimming pool is a problem for me even though I love swimming, I find it hard to wear shorts or strip to my panties in public(pool or beach or even with friends) which I noticed most of my friends who have big dicks do normally. Whenever my friends or younger brothers come to my house for holiday I don't let them wear shorts or something that will reveal their dick size and I used the kids as an excuse. I and one of my friends traveled out of the country and stayed at an apartment for 3 months and I was either wearing a trouser to bed or wear a big short just so my friend will not notice my dick size meanwhile this my friend likes nudity any small privacy he wants to put off trousers. There was a time he asked me why I like to wear clothes to bed but I told him its because of cold.

The reason why I feel depressed is that I think I'm losing self confidence in myself even though I'm doing well in every other aspect, my look and achievement used to bring pretty ladies my way and whenever any lady is flirting with me I would just be thinking inside of me that "is it with your small dick that you want to f**k this one. Some of my wife's single friends flirted with me a lot but whenever I remember my small size I will just friend zone them cuz I don't want any embarrassment for my wife and myself. To make matter worse my type of ladies are the thick ones especially one with a big ass isn't that weird? But one thing that gives me confidence is that I sure know how to make good use of my dick but then it would be better if bigger.

Please nairalanders, how do I overcome this problem and social media made it worse with their advocate for big dick and make it seem like all women like it big and you are at a risk of being cheated on if you have a small dick. Even though I trust my wife to a very large extent and we live in peace and harmony I still can't stop thinking she might want to experience a bigger dick if she had a chance to.

Try jelqing
1000 strokes every day

Or a drug but it cost 35k

I hope you won't kill you wife with too much sex because it increases your sex drive and it's safe and no side effects

I guarantee you with that

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