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Romance / Re: Virgin Guys And Ladies Thread (strictly Virgins) by janda1: 1:17pm On May 11, 2022
6pack:
Any guy that has ever release semen from his dick is not a virgin and any girl that has ever experienced orgasm is not a virgin. May una stop to decieve una self


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Romance / Re: Virgin Guys And Ladies Thread (strictly Virgins) by janda1: 8:53pm On May 10, 2022
VictorUSA:
janda1 thank you for that wonderful answer.

Q:what impact have virginity had on your life?

Closeness to God
Travel / Re: Swedish Admissions And Student Visa by janda1: 5:54pm On May 09, 2022
Lionize:

As much as you can cope with, no restrictions, you have a work permit

Thanks sir with this sir

I'm applying for next session

What's the best job sir
Student job....

What is the tax fee sir
Travel / Re: My Experience When I Moved To Sweden! by janda1: 1:42pm On May 09, 2022
Nigeriadondie:
With all he has said, tell him to relocate to Nigeria he wouldn’t.

I am a Nigerian resident here in Norway and I would tell you that life here is what millions in Nigeria dream of.

No where there aren’t challenges as long as I get the basic necessities of life which you never lack in these countries.

Mind you Scandinavians have superior living standards than any part of the developed world.


Bro how many hours can student work in a week
I was seeing 20hours

Can we work more than that
Travel / Re: Swedish Admissions And Student Visa by janda1: 8:25am On May 09, 2022
Lionize:

Hey, I just noticed Nairaland deleted the post. Even the one I sent yesterday. DO they have a new rule I broke?
Get your kids passport now and apply together for everybody, it is easier. I realised I could only do that from here only when I have personnummer. And my personnummer took about 4 months to be issued (Stockholm matter, I learnt outside stockholm it's quicker). It's not up to one month I got my Swedish ID card. You can get their permit, and then bring them later. But the money in account that should take care of them needs to be considered as well.

The Resident permit is work permit.

Sir how is the work there and how many hours can a student work in a week
Travel / Re: Swedish Admissions And Student Visa by janda1: 7:59am On May 09, 2022
mbachidi:
use 125sek/hr for 20hrs a week as your calculation. Some jobs pay higher

U can drop your calculations as well



How many hours can a student work in a week
Travel / Re: Swedish Admissions And Student Visa by janda1: 7:58am On May 09, 2022
mbachidi:
Weekly ke, na monthly

What kind of job to be prepared towards it
Travel / Re: Swedish Admissions And Student Visa by janda1: 7:56am On May 09, 2022
mbachidi:


10k SEK -18k SEK, to pay school fees go hard small at least not in your 1st year

Brother good morning
Like what job can a student do to get that amount and also is the job stressful so that I can prepare my mind well
Romance / Re: Virgin Guys And Ladies Thread (strictly Virgins) by janda1: 4:36pm On Apr 24, 2022
VictorUSA:
Thank you so much.What motivated you to remain a virgin?

To stay focus

Achieving something better in life

To be close to God

Even when I start having sex
It's a once in a year to have a child and never again because me seeing myself having sex 2-3times a week is not what I can do and it would take a way the energy that I need

Have you have noticed when you have a wet dream, how do you feel( weak) and it takes days for me to recover, a week sometimes and what would now happen when I start having sex

Relationship with a partner requires attention and time and it might lead to cheating for the lady for me, you can't expect me to date a lady that's non virgin that is sexually active and being in a relationship with me that is a virgin and that hate sex

It's not possible she will cheat and also my mental health...

my last heart break when I was in secondary school(ss1) when a lady said no to me and she was deeply in love with me and I said no to her because I see as a Friend at the beginning and was she was the biggest lady in school then all guys want her but I didn't know I would eventually fall for her makes me to be a virgin till now because I shed tears ,

I almost lost my mind because of it left that school to another school then have wow never to have anything to do with ladies till marriage

Ladies come easily but they work away and I don't give them the attention

My years in university a lady as never visited my room, they call me gay which I'm not..
Till now some refuse to talk to me even block me on WhatsApp

I cook myself and a lady can't use that as an advantage to get my attention, I cook better than some ladies

I just want to stay focus and set things straight for a better future..

When you have a goal to make, you will do all things to get to that level and achieve it

Sex is powerful and the seed(semen is so powerful it's the energy in we men) and when release out it makes men unproductive and weak that is why most men find it difficult in life

The richest man(telsa) in the world one says he only have sex when he want to procreate

Sexual energy is what makes him what he was

To me sex is over rated

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Romance / Re: Virgin Guys And Ladies Thread (strictly Virgins) by janda1: 3:34pm On Apr 24, 2022
VictorUSA:
Thats a v good opinion.I'll be 20 on the 15th of May,I pray God give me the grace.What advise will u give young virgins guys like us?

Keep yourself and stay glue to God
I'm still a virgin at 25 and you having sex would make you an addict to it

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Romance / Re: The Virgin Girl I Had Sex With Hasn't Seen Her Period - Please Suggest A Drug by janda1: 10:00pm On Apr 06, 2022
Deadmeat:
Someone suggest better drug abeg I really need this shît before it gets out of hand. And the babe sef is not even helping matters, she no wan abort she wants baby. Why are all women laidis either young or old? Shey na by force to born nii


Please Mr deadmeat , please keep the baby don't alter what God gave you, it's a blessing..

Don't be stressed out because of the pregnancy or the lady attitude, please pity the lady and your life

She is too young to start aborting, let her have the child, you are mature enough and kind.. am very sure her mummy knows about it and at least 200k monthly is enough to feed the baby cos I heard pampers is now costly. A budget of 150k to 200k is enough

Call her mum and talk to her and if she says, she should abort it, then you can go on but don't but I'm very sure she can't allow it

Please don't think of now, think ahead of the future..don't listen to what your friends are saying

Sir sit down yourself and think about it again

Remember this if you abort it, you will surely regret it in the future no matter what. You will pay for it and it would surely bounce back on you

Your first child in this world not the last child
It's something I wish to have

Please don't force the lady to abort it and I pray she should stand on her ground not to abort it,

Having a child is what most married couples are craving for and most don't have to chance to have it

I know you don't love the lady, you just want to hit and run.. please think about it very well before your actions cost you a deadly mathematics you can never solve again to kiss good bye to the earth
Romance / Re: The Virgin Girl I Had Sex With Hasn't Seen Her Period - Please Suggest A Drug by janda1: 3:35pm On Apr 05, 2022
If you can't keep her as a wife, then dont abort the child.. please just make her a baby mama, it's still wrong Sha as a baby mama, she is young for that

you might not have the chance to have a child in the future not cursing you, its a reality and you might be afraid that you want to have the child now but at the end I'm very sure you would be very happy of having that child, when they start calling you daddy seun or daddy bimbo or you carrying that baby in your two arms. The joy in it is much

the lady mother would be mad at you and can hurt you to any length and the same lady involve can make your life useless because you used her and she as already given what the heaven and earth can't give back to her again. Her virginity

..just keep the baby just like you say, you have the money but why do you destroy the girl life like that, her first man in her entire life..

I only blame her mother, am very sure it was her and her sisters that confused her to hook up with you, she is to young to be a single mom without no husband


Please don't abort the child, he or she as there purpose of coming through you guys... Just keep your seed don't abort it

If I may ask what is her age
Family / Re: AA And Malaria.. Are You AA And How Are You Coping With Malaria? by janda1: 11:22pm On Mar 02, 2022
fineboynl:
I think I'm already tired. There is no mosquito spray I don't have at home.

Basically my house is a no flying zone for years. The problem is just a single mosquito bite is malaria straight.

Every week I always treat malaria. Either from bites outside or my home. I can't relax outside With short because of fear mosquitoes.

Take injection

I'm AA and O+. I have seen a lot of AA with similar malaria problem but it seems my extra ordinary. There are people living in mosquito infested zone still they didn't caught malaria compared to me that hardly see mosquito.

The problem now I have begining to show resistance to anti malaria drugs. The once that treat malaria effectively after continue use no longer work again. I don't know the malaria medicine to pick from again. As most of them are of similar content and end up not working again.

I need to hear from fellow AA.
Romance / Re: Shea Butter For Penis Girth by janda1: 9:27am On Mar 02, 2022
Is it also know as Ori or Ori amo
Romance / Re: My Dick Is Too Small I’m Ashamed Of Having Sex by janda1: 8:21pm On Feb 18, 2022
Wilson300:
Wil be taking it down shortly someone should tell me what to do was so embarrassed today having sex with my girlfriend today didn’t even feel a thing

Measure the length
Give us a feed back with measuring tape...it's thick I mean the girth

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Romance / Re: Who Has Tried Jelqing Before? by janda1: 11:54am On Feb 18, 2022
drizzle0007:


What was your start size and at what size did you stop?

5 now 7inch when fully erect
Business / Re: See This 8 Bedroom Mansion Architectural Design by janda1: 10:57pm On Feb 12, 2022
To build this will cost how much and how many months would take to complete it just asking
Business / Re: I Just Got My Inheritance; I Need Your Advice by janda1: 11:14am On Jan 25, 2022
Am not forming novice or professional here
The way you type is some how
Everyone is a learner in this world, what you don't know some people know much about it , people learn on daily basis and who is forming here, very funny sha, every one is not perfect, I only gave my own advice to the man but you are here attacking me because you are an agent, what advice did you give him... Bros be careful at least you are an agent give him more explanation on e-commerce and full details and stop replying my message and tell him the whole truth about it not the money you want to earn as an agent that buy directly from china, you are helping him not me

I only gave him a clue on e-commerce and he can research from there, I won't even reply you again, I don't have time for you
Business / Re: I Just Got My Inheritance; I Need Your Advice by janda1: 11:08am On Jan 25, 2022
alphabbey1:
Be lying to yourself there... cheesy... 65 fire... you novice will just be forming professional for clout...
I guess you are using CBN rate you saw online to deceive urself or You have been buying directly from CBN ? grin

Enter bank first, you will learn the real truth.....

You have a big problem sir
If the bros want to do e-commerce, he will know how much they charge and learn more
Last year, I requested my bank charge me that amount through a staff I used, I mean through a staff I used not myself, please stop quoatin me, I won't relpy you again..
Business / Re: I Just Got My Inheritance; I Need Your Advice by janda1: 8:41am On Jan 25, 2022
alphabbey1:
No truth bro. Even if you use international pass on Alipay to buy Yuan with Mastercard, bank rate is 80 something plus .... and maximum you can buy is 10,000 Yuan in 3 months... and mind you, Nigeria bank will still find a way to calculate the RMB in form of dollar and limit you to 100$ per month.....

Sorry bro
I don't work that way,
They don't charge me that much.. your bank is different from my bank... good luck.. bank rate are different from banks rate... The way I work is different from the way you work

Stop quoting me, please give the guy up there a good advice, good luck bro
Business / Re: I Just Got My Inheritance; I Need Your Advice by janda1: 6:34pm On Jan 24, 2022
alphabbey1:
You already bleeped up bro the moment you said bank can change Yuan @65 Naira.... cheesy....


How much is card rate to china

What bank are you using.. sir when you move closer to some bank staff, you will learn more and know the real truth
Business / Re: I Just Got My Inheritance; I Need Your Advice by janda1: 6:27pm On Jan 24, 2022
alphabbey1:
And you travel to China to pickup up the items or you chat with agent to waybill it to you ? If you are deceiving urself, better don't deceive those here.... And for clarification, am an agent that help people purchase and customize from China factories. So I know all u're saying is just cruize. Just one trip to and fro, you will know how useless it is to enter factory urself to purchase... it's a digital world. Wechat and whatsapp is more than enough for you to communicate with factory sales rep....

Bros why are you talking like this again
I wrote that he should use part of it in e-commerce, do you expect some one going to e-commerce not to know the logistics company to use that would bring his/her goods down here or not having the the contact or WhatsApp or WeChat of the people he want to buy from, are you in china or Nigeria.. do you expect me to write the whole story of e-commerce for him here, why is Google there and he can make research for himself and he would understand more of e-commerce, am saying if buying 1000 or more he should travel down there for himself than using agent, I know the reason why you are attacking because I wrote he should not use agent but you should have advice him more not attacking me here.. you were the one that asked the question earlier, bros please give him your own advice on e-commerce, am very sure you are in Nigeria, what happens to goods been bought that you ship and non is working and you didn't see it yourself but you used the agent there and you are buying it directly in Nigeria through an agent in china and you are chatting with the seller on wechat in china ,sir will you return the person money back and the shipping fee
Business / Re: I Just Got My Inheritance; I Need Your Advice by janda1: 6:08pm On Jan 24, 2022
alphabbey1:
Be saying nonesense with confidence there. Which bank will convert yuan at 65 Naira for you.... And which 14M did you see, OP clearly stated his own share is 8m, you want him to add his brother's 6m to do business also ? Because the business will be 100% successful ?.... even those with 14m are not thinking of wasting transport fare to China to and fro unless they have something more important to do there. When you already spend close to a million on your own transportation alone, how much profit will now remain, not to even talk of Covid test money....... And it's like you don't know 5m Naira is not even up to 60,000 Yuan. You expect factories dealing in wholesale goods worth over 100 thousands of yuan to treat you like a king ?!!!! ... Rest bro....


Bro why are you talking like this, haba now
Some one asked me a question and did you read what he asked me and base on the main question did you read what the writer wrote also please go back and read what he wrote before typing sir...I stated an example am not saying he should use the whole 14 million on e-commerce...go through all what I wrote again please before typing and judging..
Business / Re: I Just Got My Inheritance; I Need Your Advice by janda1: 6:00pm On Jan 24, 2022
alphabbey1:
Enter the business first... You will learn grin

Am into it
I know how much I earn
Business / Re: I Just Got My Inheritance; I Need Your Advice by janda1: 4:24pm On Jan 24, 2022
alphabbey1:
Stange you quickly forgot the part where you said OP should go to the factory in China himself !!!... Plane ticket is cheap now ?

When you buy an item worth 1million buying watches alone and your earn profit of 6-10 million on it depends on how you sell it, please how much is now plane tickets money.. don't you use watch
Business / Re: I Just Got My Inheritance; I Need Your Advice by janda1: 3:53pm On Jan 24, 2022
alphabbey1:
Stange you quickly forgot the part where you said OP should go to the factory in China himself !!!... Plane ticket is cheap now ?

It's better to go to china and get it when he has 14million because when you go to bank to covert your naira to yuan it's around 60-65 but when you use agent they will collect 93 yuan per products and they are not trustworthy because they are after your money not your desire for your business to be profitable, they won't test your items if it's working or not they will just ship the way the seller sent but buying it from factory directly you can negotiate with them, you will test the item yourself and see and you can also tour some factory for many things to add to your business and you can see something that they have there that it's not in Nigeria and also you will have proper documentation with them and it's not all the time you will have to go there when you have gone there for the first time and they have your contact...they can ship the item to you too Nigeria anytime, I cant be explaining all this, do you think it's all the time jumia go to china....they have there supplier numbers

A factory in china can't afford to loose someone buying a goods worth 5 million or can you lose a client that is paying you 6 figures..
Business / Re: I Just Got My Inheritance; I Need Your Advice by janda1: 1:45pm On Jan 24, 2022
alphabbey1:

You want OP to spend close to 1m Naira on transportation alone ? Untop 8m naira.... grin

Transportation
What is sea cargo doing there, how much is sea cargo and the item would be more cheaper sending it through air cargo...he is going to make the 1 million back in 100 times.. I guess you don't know much...I won't say much.....that is the best business ever

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Business / Re: I Just Got My Inheritance; I Need Your Advice by janda1: 11:52am On Jan 24, 2022
Boogiebee:
Hello Nairalanders,

So straight to the point. Please I need your advice about two things.

1. I just got my inheritance and I got cash of 8M and there's this popular belief of people squandering their inheritance,I don't want that to be my portion so which business can I invest it into. For context, I currently have a job and I'm not ready to quit so please put that into consideration.

2. My younger brother is still a student so he has asked me to save his portion of 6M in bank until he graduates but I don't think that's a good idea. I would rather he put it in some form of secure investment that will be yielding something. Kindly give us suggestions.

May the soul of my beloved Father continue to rest in peace. Amen

Bro good morning my best advice for you is to go into e-commerce ( mini importation) buying from China and also please don't use agent you can go to china to the factory that produce it..it's a profitable business and you can make a millions monthly and generate 100 to 200 million a year for example
When you import an item that solves people problem of 1000 or more pcs in Nigeria and each cost 3500 or #5000, you can sell it #15000 or 20000 to Nigeria through social media advertisment( Facebook ads and Google ads or Twitter ads, Instagram ads and Nigerians visit those platform and they can't do without it daily and you yourself can't do without Instagram) and there is 180 million people in this country and you can market the products to them through those platform and you will make monthly profit of 15 million and 100 million or more in a year you can make more than 200 million. people are making crazy money from e-commerce daily and people will keep on placing order online, the only thing you need is to study Facebook ads and how to build an e commerce site that's all and you would see how money will be coming for you and your brother monthly and your brother would be proud of you, sir do you know how much jumia generate monthly and the founder of Amazon why he remains the richest man on earth, please if you want to go into e-commerce please don't use agent because they won't test your products for you, you can go to china yourself and buy it more cheaper from the factory for example kid cars which is being sold in china for 25000 and in Nigeria it's been sold for 150000, calculate if you can sell 100 pcs of it monthly, I am not saying you should buy kid cars there are more things you can buy and sell to Nigerians and ghana... A popular Instagram page in Nigeria is personaltransport_ng the lady generate millions monthly from e-commerce

Second business is affiliate marketing
Expernaire own by seun omotoso, you can Google it as of yesterday donjazzy was following them yesterday
What you need is Facebook ads and Google that's all and people are making million from it.. when you sell a well valuable course of 50k for people going to Canada and it works for them you would earn a commission of 25000 and when 300 people place order for that same course through Facebook ads do you know how much you would earn a month when you combine that same business,bro you can never be poor in your life again

3rd
Buy land in an undeveloped area and keep it for future purposes for 100k you can buy 20 I the next 5 years you can sell it 20 million or more

4th
Keep your money in pounds not in dollars

Please if you dont know much about crypto please don't invest in it...

This business can change your life and even you can quit your job

After Investing in this business and makes more you can go deeply into real estate and being smiling with your money when you sell a house for 200 million or more

Good luck, please be aware of scammers on nairaland
Please invest in the money wisely, don't build house, don't study abroad because a school fee is 7 million and more and if you do you can't get that money back in 5years time because it's you and your certificate and there is no Job that can give you 5 million a month than to invest in your self and use your head and a way from ladies and stay closer to God, his the one that lead you well

I will repeat it again, invest in the money wisely so that you won't regret in the future because 14 million is not a small money to get in this

Lastly don't trust anyone but your self, please run away from ladies this time around so that you won't waste the money unless you are married , I repeat it again be closer to God, he is the one that can help because you don't father any moreand God his your father and mother , he is the that can lead you to greater hight in life
Romance / Re: My fiancee Finds It Difficult To Cook & Do House Chores, Is This A Red Flag? by janda1: 9:41pm On Jan 15, 2022
SIRTee15:
OP just manage your fiancee like that. There's no complete package anywhere. So long as her positive character outweigh the negative, tie the knot.

Every man wants a tall light skin lady with big yansh and huge breast. Working class, independent but submissive. Hard working, good cook, loves house chores and respectful. She must also must be a virgin but able to perform different styles on bed.
Look around you and be sincere, do u think the calibre of women we churning out into the society nowadays meet the anove criteria.

Just focus on what works for your marriage and move on. I'm sure she has some attributes u like for u to decide u want to marry her

Not all men like big yansh and big breast undecided


Big bro manage her like that because you don't know what she went through in the office from 7 am and to 4pm

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