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Music/Radio / Re: Pictures From Music Meets Runway by jeezybuck: 9:31pm On Jan 02, 2013
Okija_juju:


The Ironic part of it is I think she owns a fashion line or store or something like that... Imagine!!

Maybe she was going for a funeral.
Travel / Re: Few Pictures From An Excursion To Ghana by jeezybuck: 10:11pm On Dec 20, 2012
OGBENI THIS IS NOT ENJOYABLE

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Car Talk / Re: Trip: Abuja - Enugu & Anambra, With My 605 V6 (1500 Km) by jeezybuck: 6:50pm On Dec 19, 2012
NOW HAVE FINALLY MET YOU. I ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT YOU GUYS LOOKED LIKE. NICE SEEING YOU
Celebrities / Re: Rihanna Acquires $12 Million Mansion In Los Angeles [PHOTOS] by jeezybuck: 9:16am On Dec 19, 2012
Okija_juju: Rihanna showing her Father and mother the house papers..





YOU JUST MADE MY DAY

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Travel / Re: Traveling With Nigeria Food Stuffs by jeezybuck: 8:04am On Dec 19, 2012
premechaz:


No. Those are for animals. What is for goat, leave them for goats. What is wrong with you people? It is a phocking 19 hours flight, what do you think would happen to your ugwu leaves?


There are better leaves here if you are bent on eating goat food. Just leave your dorty ugwu leaves for the goats you are leaving behind in Africa, your parents and siblings I mean.

You are one crazy fellow, You almost killed me
Travel / Re: Traveling With Nigeria Food Stuffs by jeezybuck: 8:04am On Dec 19, 2012
premechaz: @OP

Besides not bringing any food here, please leave your breadi Agege accent, ara oko style of dressing and primitive behavior behind please. We are sick of you people. What are you coming here to do? Why cant you just stay in you goddamn country.

Too much of you guys here anyway.

And yes, like Coogar already intimated, there are African stores here, they have everything you could ever need. No need embarrassing us as a group with those smelly egusi or whatever crap you are bringing. Leave all your Senegalese, agbada, aso oke, iro and buba behind, we don't need you all to come here wearing your demeaning, dirty attire.  For god sake, this is a first rate country, you need to behave like a first rate person, not licking egusi soup with your hand, and then afterwards use the same hand to "tamba.'  And drop that your phocking accent ASAP.

And if you are coming here to sell food, please please learn the basics of food preservation. I am sick of eating Nigerian foods and having to call out from work the following day because my diarrhea which I seldom get with other ethnic foods would not let me 'gbadun' my life.

And would you please not speak your language in public, and if you absolutely have to speak your stupiddd yoruba or Ibo language, for the love of everything civil, KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN.



You are a bastard, I broke my ribs laughing

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Travel / Re: Anyone Travelling To Lagos From Port-harcourt This Xmas? by jeezybuck: 7:35am On Dec 19, 2012
December don come ooo, You better be careful...
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Meaning of words by jeezybuck: 5:13pm On Dec 17, 2012
Phizzie555: me + ur mother = u

AYE IYA E MA BAJE NI. YOU TRULY DONT HAVE MORALS
Phones / Re: Blackberry 10 Is Better Than iOS 6. 10 Reasons: by jeezybuck: 2:55pm On Dec 17, 2012
IT IS ONLY A FOOL THAT WILL OPEN THIS STUPID ANUS SORRY MOUTH AND GIVE 10 REASONS WHY BB 10 IS BETTER THAN IOS6

POSTER YOU ARE NOT INFORMED
Jokes Etc / Re: Kids Just Love Santa....or do they? by jeezybuck: 8:13am On Dec 17, 2012
LOL this is funny
Jokes Etc / Re: The Art Of Shitttting. by jeezybuck: 8:12am On Dec 17, 2012
keep fooling yourself
Jokes Etc / Re: See Bingbagbo's Yansh! by jeezybuck: 8:04am On Dec 17, 2012
this sh.yt is funny i like am die. See yansh see head. First i thought it was booque
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Meaning of words by jeezybuck: 7:34am On Dec 17, 2012
Phizzie555: to the frontpage, moderator

FOOL, front page ko, back page ni.cos you find this funny does not mean everyone does. ODE see him yellow teeth like back page
Politics / Re: How Okonjo-Iweala's Mother Escaped From Kidnappers - Police by jeezybuck: 9:55pm On Dec 14, 2012
I AM NOT GOING TO READ THIS SHI.T. WHEN THE WOMAN TURN ACTOR TO HAVE EXCAPED. SHEER MADNESS
Religion / Re: PICTURES: VODUN RELIGON - Benin & Togo {west Africa} by jeezybuck: 11:02am On Dec 11, 2012
Interesting, I have not comment but to read opinions. Please keep it coming
Car Talk / Re: Please Rate Mazda Cx9! Is It A Nice SUV On Nigerian Roads? by jeezybuck: 1:06pm On Dec 10, 2012
CX9, she's a beautiful looking kukute
Car Talk / Re: Camry Engine For My Freelander 1999 Model by jeezybuck: 12:46pm On Dec 10, 2012
Siena warned you when you were seeking advise on swapping engine. Poster everyone is laughing at you , come and defend yourself with pictures ooooooo
Jokes Etc / Re: 2012 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year by jeezybuck: 9:04am On Dec 08, 2012
bin gbagbo:

@ dani, i never knew u were this sensible, seriously. . .i now know u are mature.

@ all haters, . . .who JAH bless. . .

@ bunmi. .. its btn me and u ooo. .PROJAN rocks

@ larride. ..thumbs up

@ jackpot. ..u see ur end?

@ mikuz. . .hypocrite!

@ slimchi2k2. . .God bless u

@ jeezybuck . . .u are the man

@ all. ...i love you.







* farts twice *


Farts twice, Seriously I love that part. Let's bring on some sense of humor on this thread and have a nice weekend. Jackpoo you have been heard and dani have taken note. You can keep your ideas from now


Let's the nomination begin , Its past 9 AM we the voting official are on ground.
Jokes Etc / Re: 2012 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year by jeezybuck: 10:14pm On Dec 07, 2012
Jackpot or jackshyt or jack whatever you are you are a fc.uking disaster, See what you have done to this thread just because of your marital problems. You don't have to derail the thread because you want to get known. Bin has come a very long way and it will take you 5 years plus severe madness to get to is level. please stop your BS and let the voting continue. Muki won't won't recognize you for this, start thinking and be creative.
Jokes Etc / Re: 2012 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year by jeezybuck: 6:16pm On Dec 07, 2012
bin gbagbo:




jeezybuck, you are indeed an intelligent man. . .abeg dont mind that transgendered widowed ape called chamber abi jack POT.


Yepa

*Faints
Jokes Etc / Re: 2012 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year by jeezybuck: 5:53pm On Dec 07, 2012
jackpot: epic fail!

She will even honor me with a plaque for pointing out the rules. He that has been banned for the current year, is disqualified.

Bin got banned a dozen times this year. He's not qualified to contest this year.

E be like say you get ear problem sef, or you cover your ears with earphones?


I think you are single and your just seeking attention. Or do you want me to vote you as a moderator

BIN GBAGBO ALL THE WAY JOOR, MUKI and her Crew banned him cos they are Jealous his making waves more than they do grin grin grin

Now you are Jealous too, Anyway i would like to meet you, Yes am saying this in PUBLIC
Jokes Etc / Re: 2012 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year by jeezybuck: 4:41pm On Dec 07, 2012
Jackbutt or whatever you call yourself, If MUKI sees this you are screwed. Oma ban e ni
Jokes Etc / Re: 2012 Official Jokes Section Poster Of The Year by jeezybuck: 2:47pm On Dec 07, 2012
WHO ELSE BUT THE MAD MAN HERE

BIN GBABGO ALL THE WAY, I HOPE YOU WILL BE IN YOUR RIGHT SENSES BY THE TIME YOU GET THE AWARD

I VOTE YOU JOOR, BIN GBAGBO
Car Talk / Re: Nominations of Car Talk Section Poster Of The Year, 2012. by jeezybuck: 2:44pm On Dec 07, 2012
Siena all the way
Autos / Re: *~ Siena Voted Autos Section Poster Of 2012 *~ Congratulations! by jeezybuck: 2:43pm On Dec 07, 2012
We all love Siena

Go Siena
Technology Market / Re: Ugent Sale!! Brand New Purple Curve4 Up For Grabs!!!! by jeezybuck: 8:30pm On Dec 06, 2012
Brinxs:

Are you interested in buying?

Not the phone but the legs
Technology Market / Re: Ugent Sale!! Brand New Purple Curve4 Up For Grabs!!!! by jeezybuck: 8:10pm On Dec 05, 2012
Are you selling the curve4 plus those legs ?? Men the legs are hot.... grin grin grin grin

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Jokes Etc / Re: Akpors D Sharp Guy by jeezybuck: 11:48pm On Nov 26, 2012
onye ego: Akpors went into a restaurant to have launch, he was served fufu with egusi soup.
He finished the soup but had some fufu remaining in his plate.

He called d waiter and said abeg give me small soup make I use finish this fufu. The waiter went and brought soup for him.

A little while, he called the waiter again and said; abeg give me small fufu make I use finish this soup. grin


This is funny you try no mind Gomez1. Akpos don dey sharp now ooo

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