Toprank: I think you people should be happy that federal government has ordered universities to resume academic activities if you have any serious mission of becoming anything in life via education instead of just making dry jokes as regard a vital issue

shuuuu, bros which one u nor dey

Godwin10: A Black Poisonous Snake Killed In University Of Benin Classroom.
http://www.unibenblog.com/2013/11/a-black-poisonous-snake-killed-in.html?m=1

since students nr dey, wat did u expect?

planetuzor:

Hu be ds.. I like ur rhymes....... Jennie baybay (in a iboMan's tune)! Whr hv u been all ds while, Ya welcome!!!

swthrt my fone was faulty. Thanks jare

Sanguine:

The point of this whole point is that The ASUU and The FG just have to point out the point so that this struggle does not eventually turn out to be pointlessly pointless.
In other words, the point I'm trying to point out here is that The ASUU actually have a point and the FG just have no choice but to come to terms with The ASUU's point. The FG trying to Force the ASUU (if at all it works) might just boomerang on the Students and that would be real catastrophic... And then the whole point again would become totally pointless, hence leading to a viscious cycle of pointless pointlessness.
(no pun intended).

hehehehehe, dis is my first tym of commenting on ur post.............dis points dat u & wissy are pointing out nr be small tin oooo, my mind be don dey chop chocolate

graceucthei: Welcome back sweerie. MiSsed u loadz.

thanks dearie........missed u too#kisses#

my people do u really think dis order 4rm bros jona go work? Me i cannot fit happy if it really work out oooooo...................*draws in a very fresh breath*

hotncold: DR STORM VS OFFICER
Knock, knock
Door opens...
Officer: I am lukin 4 Dr Storm
Dr Storm: I am d one. Bt Y re u lukin 4 me?
Officer: Dis is 2 let u know dat u've been discharged nd acquitted 2 study Medicine & Surgery against all odds!
Dr Storm: But I wasn't convicted b4 na?
Officer: Nor worry, e get Y
Dr Storm: Officerrrr God dey sha o. So, let d azonto dance steps begin!
Hehehe... Dis my joke dull shaa

I know dis is comin late bt all d same, 4rm d front, middle nd bak of my heart I dedicate dis 2 d Resilient, Persistent nd Insisten Dr Storm of Nairaland nd Nigeria. Am not a Nairalander but I was so moved by d Touching Testimony of ur admission dat I had 2 borrow my broda's login details in order 2 mak dis comment. Ur story is a great inspiratn 2 odas, in nd outside Nairaland, with d determinatn 2 succeed. Dis is 2 wish Dr Storm a BIG congratulatn nd 2 tell u 2 continue 2 Storm ur world in ur chosen career!
CONGRATZ ONCE AGAIN!!!
CHEERS!!!

To all d very Ogas like Lamuel, Carin Temi, Jenni_Angel, Planetuzor nd all oda noble members of dis thread I doff my hat 4 you oo!

Abeg, I don too talk, mak I quik return d login details 2 d person I borrow am 4rm.... Hehehehe

hehehehehe, shaking my a**ss as my broda wisemania always say. My bros i grt u too ooooo....... I dof my headtie 4 u cus i nr get hat.

STORM2:
Welcome back baby doll....we missed ya...

hehehehe, thanks swt......i missed u tooooooo #mmmm.....wah#

i don show, i don show....bad belle people make una know....................................... Am fully bak again

Godwin10: Are there not girls for Direct entry here.

oga no, na only boys dey.........any prblem with dat??

just passing by. Una well done oooooooooooo

gudmrning guys, i don steal anoda fone again............... Pls is it posibu 4 uniben to start clearance even wen d strike is still on? Am really missing everybody on dis thread...............bye 4 now

goodmrning my gbanski family members.....sorry 4 d long absence....my fone is faulty....... Huge congrat to my amiable mama, DR STORM....greater tins ahead ma.........my shout out goes to wisemania, 4 his constant inquiry into my wellbeing....... U are a swt darling..............i so much missssssssed u guys....... Expecting more testimonies 4rm our brodas and sisters...best wishes.................................................... Ciao

Romanticboy1: why dun yu guys sing this remix na?@temicare,jennibaby and wisemania. money go2 flow o and I sure P-square wud be so amazed

abi my broda, i dey feel u

Temicare:
Under ur Sokoto!...lol

ha!:-O, make una nr spoil me ooo, i still be small pikin ooo, na 4 my mama bak i dey slp oooo

wisemania:
wey my cain

flog am welk

Temicare: Sanguine wats d problem!...do u wanna b sharin me wit wisemania ni...No 1 shld miss u lyk i do ooo

ehnnnn?!!

Temicare:
My babe...haba!...come 2 me!...lets treat d matter Scientifically..as in REPRODUCTICALLY!

raba!! Nr reason am marriagecally, sch speaking so drastically

wisemania:
ibere to pa iya_ijebu

am asking cus of my younger ones ooo.

Lamuel7:

lol!! Temicare will turn you off combatically and slapologically

hahahaha

Gudmrning, pls is next yr jamb form out? And how much is it sold?

PERSONALLY

planetuzor: TEACHER: Ogun is to Limestone, Oyo is to Marble, Enugu is Coal, Give me more examples.
OCHUKO: Kwara is to Gold.. AKPOS: Lagos is to Traffic

na lie he talk?

Y is d houx so quiet nau? Wher av u all gone to?

wisemania:
yeah baaaaby,u can say dat again n again n again n again......

hahahaha

Temicare: To my dearest jenny

I deeply congratulate u 4 how well God has so bless u wit dis diverse testimonies...u deserve dem all...U r an intelligent smart bright lady!...dat am so lucky 2 hv...Stay beautiful n happy as u make d right choice dear...I remain ever urs







Your man Temi....icare

thanks luv. Waiting to hear urs

wisemania:
sister ibeg i don dey try 2 pronounce ur name since bt all my effort dey halla abortive....
Grace....u-wetin?....i kw say nob only me d name dey giv problem....

na grace uche. Pronounce am lyk dat

wisemania: // function 2bless jenny

function(bless_jenny){
return
"walk n stumble not,
the DE u saw 2day u
u shall c no mor,mor
grace shall u xperience
in all facets,u shall
neva be caught in exam
malpractice even if u did
cheat,many A's and littleB's shall thy g.p
xperience....Amen!!" ;
}();
na prayer i bdey pray sha.....Congrats once again, my sweet little Angel....

waoooooo,!!, am luving dis. Thank u very much, u ar a darl.

wisemania: Jenny me api 4u wella,unto ur multiple admin, dis yr is 2ruly ur yr....bye d way wc poly bdat?

thank u, na Auchi poly

graceucthei: Congrats my dear. Jehova over do has done it.
Shakararily accept d one u like. Its ur turn 2 do yanga.
Congratulations once more.

hahahaha, thanks dear

odizeey: no b onli boost na lucozade boost.
I'm sorry sir

just dey find trouble, u hear?

ablejoe: Jenny, congrats to you. But i'll advise you to choose uniben over the hnd cos that will boost you in labour market.
I was given two admission into private universities this year as that has been the trend since 2008 for me but i rejected the offer and will accept that of uniben. Think twice before you act

hahahaha, thanks bro i really really appreciate ur concern. I was only pulling his legs. WHICH PIKIN U GO PUT BREAST MILK 4 HIM MOUTH HE GO SPIT AM TROWAY SAY HE DEY FIND BITTER LEAF? Thanks again bro