mrbillz:
Was sitting in the compound when I saw this creeping creature moving towards me. I quickly look for a look stick to smash it. As plumpy as its, it was very fast and tried attacking me. But I was too fast and smashed its head with the stick. My first attempt of killing a snake. Dunno where I gt the power from tonight o cos I fear snake pass lion . I think I would also taste snake meat for the first time . Pleas who can help
Me with name of this particular specie....

ThePlumbers:
I am a plumber. I have a job going on a construction site in Ajah where I am posting this from at the moment. My workers and I got to the site this morning to start working, one of the labourers who I asked to bring a sewage pipe screamed out like Sango's thunder, I rushed to see what happened, and it was a snake crawling out from one of the 4 inches pipes seen in the picture below. I immediately grabbed a big stone and hurled it at the serpent's head, before I could bend down to pick more stones, other workers on the site have scattered its head in a split second.

Just 5 minutes later I heard the same guy shouting 'obe' 'obe' (Obe is SOUP in Yoruba). I went to see what was happening again and he had killed a monitor Lizard. Everyone wanted us to smoke the rare reptile for some garri consumption later in the afternoon, but right now as I type this a man is negotiating to buy the giant lizard for N2,500. The labourer's daily stipend is N2000. Sellng it for N2,500 wont be bad. But I have told the man to check back in one hour.

But I am thinking, since I am the boss on the site, should I just buy it for like 2k and we all roast it for garri for lunch. What do you think?

Thanks to my Gionee M5 plus for the clear pictures

unmask:
If she was under the influence of anything......it must be drugs....not only is she a cucumber loving les.bian and an expressway pvssy toting liar.....she is also a drug addict......

Ma you didn't raise this girl in the xtian way u claimed.....that's too much atrocity for an under 20

richidinho:
Since 1988, they have been calling you fake but it seems the more they call you fake the more the prophetic Oil, the Ororo, the Maphura is taking you to high places.

Godbless you sir, prophet of our generation we honour you

idris4r83:
It is better to be left privatised for the following reasons
1. [s]Discos are now more efficient than the defunct NEPA[/s] wrong
2. No more political interference. Not our concern
3. Government are raising more revenue than before. right
4. More jobs have been created. wrong

victorazy:
My area is perfect. We have light at least 20hrs everyday, they only take light in evening around 7pm bring it 10pm till the following day.

Deo27:
America's worst fear was 9/11....now the tables just turned, its 11/9!!!

focus7:
One will observe that the Igbos are the ones drumming for Donald Trump, this tells of their antic for supporting wrong things always, it's so pathetic.

weedtaker:
i no know for you, i only watched the 2ndhalf of the game and mata played well, Smalling should be made captain. Depay was okay, but his crosses were too heavy and he seems to be relaxed even when we are in need of goals.. Martial is destined for greatness. I won't blame jones though, he was exposed due to the absence of capable defensive midfielder (morgan comes to mind) thats where L.V.G fvcked up and that's where we lost the game.

AdeLaNa1:
Does everything ve to be solved by signings??
This team we ve, bar LVG is capable of finishing in the top 2 come May...

Qu3sT:
No be system u dey use


I dey get 1mb/s 4 my phone wit glo

Samuel1402:
what type of modem are u using

BestNaija: With Welbeck's performance at national assignments recently, he is a good choice.

gsparks01: it seems ppl didn't really get the mata and termite one

lomomike: Is your MK3 a GTI spec?

lomomike: Is your MK3 a GTI spec?