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Politics / Re: Any Rerun Election Should Be Between Atiku And I - Tinubu Tells Court by jerk: 4:51pm On Jul 23, 2023
Any rerun between Tinubu and Atiku or Tinubu Vs Obi will be a total annihilation of Tinubu.
Tinubu will loose any rerun with any of the two.

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Politics / Re: INTEGRITY: Peter Obi Will Be Arrested Tomorrow by jerk: 8:29am On Jul 22, 2023
Nice write up. Witty!
Politics / Re: Good morning version: Peter Obi Will Never Be President Of Nigeria by jerk: 10:24am On Jul 21, 2023
FSBoperator:
Every morning I will be bumping this thread till 2031 AD.


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Politics / Re: Can Someone Please Explain What Happened Here by jerk: 10:02am On Jul 21, 2023
Fugazy2023:
Those are bunch of stupid people that impregnated there wives in January and expected her to give birth by March same year.
Got admission by January and expected to graduate in 3 months.
Plated cocoa by january and expected to harvest in 12 weeks.

They are bunch of clowns with the inclusion of the Obidafts that don't want the country to prosper

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Will Dance On The Streets If Tinubu’s Election Is Nullified - PDP by jerk: 1:24pm On Jul 20, 2023
Jubilation across Nigerian! please this is understatement. The jubilation will touch the whole world as if Nigeria win the world cup. Even oyibos will follow Nigerians jubilate.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Celebrates His 62nd Birthday In IDP Camps In Mangu, Plateau State by jerk: 12:30pm On Jul 19, 2023
Obaofaba:
The biggest scammer Nigeria ever produced.

The chief lamba himself.

The black ocultic guy, wearing same color like prisoner.

The agulu groomed scammer.

The only youth at 62 years old.

The one who criticize the north for being poor, yet kept mute about the hourly killings in his base.

The frugal who dump state money in his family business.

The Pandora generalissimo.

The yes Daddy wannabe.

The live TV crier.

The only unpatriotic presidential candidate, who alongside his deputy wants the country to burn.

The ashawo politician in-chief.

The only partyless presidential candidate.

The only ethnic bigot.

The leader of ipob miscreants who equally ''lives'' with them.

The only one who was being sworn for prior to his declaration but became angel afterwards.

The only one who won all the Eastern states but performed miserably elsewhere. grin
e pain u. Ntoo!

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Politics / Re: 60 Lawyers Ask Court To Jail DSS DG For Disobeying Order On Emefiele’s Release by jerk: 12:20pm On Jul 19, 2023
accordadoga26:


Pig..
You will soon join Kanu ..

We don't negotiate with terrorists..

The 1967 treatment awaits anybody who wants to cause chaos in this great country..

Mazi Ashiwaju Bola Tinubu will not release Kanu. If you like call Obi of Onitsha to come and roll on the floor...

Nnamdi Kanu is a terrorist just like Simon Ekpa is..

May the same fate of the victims of IPOB be your own fate
if you are truly a lady, you must be amusu.
Politics / Re: This is what Peter Obi would have done differently by jerk: 12:02pm On Jul 19, 2023
Tinubu just want to be called one time Nigerian president, he's not prepared at all. Talk about a confused finished man.
Politics / Re: Advantages Of 620 Per Litre Fuel ! by jerk: 5:42pm On Jul 18, 2023
They are the same person using different monikers.

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Politics / Re: Gowon To Obi, Atiku: Allow Tribunal, Supreme Court Do Its Work by jerk: 5:37pm On Jul 18, 2023
Tochi3:
This man might be under the influence of the white substance from Chicago

He has nothing to say about Tivnubu threatening Nigerians & the Tribunal. I wonder when Obi & Atiku did not allow the Tribunal to do their job. Did this man ever give any statement when Inec were denying their own true copies of electoral Documents

Did he tell Mahmud the criminal to allow the petitioners to ever have access to the BVA machines..

I just wonder which hole this good for nothing man crawled out from..
When has he ever made statements concerning the massacre going on in the middlebelt where he comes from...
Gowon is an ediot

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Romance / Re: Nigerian Doctor Shares Her Battle With Loneliness In The UK by jerk: 5:31pm On Jul 18, 2023
I don't understand the kind of loneliness the op is talking about. If she's an introvert, I don't think she will be complaining.
Unless she mean loneliness of not getting lubrication and from her write up about meeting men to get engaged with,she's definitely looking for some lubrications.

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Pets / Re: Dog Mauls Owner's 4-Year-Old Son To Death In Rivers (Graphic Photo) by jerk: 12:28pm On Jul 18, 2023
Thank God I don't like dogs. One of my children said he wants a cat while the other said a dog.
I rather buy cat if I must buy a pet for them but I don't want any of them.
One day the cat will carry snake enter house to chop.. I want none of them.

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Politics / Re: (propaganda Failed) So 25% In FCT Is A Must by jerk: 6:50am On Jul 18, 2023
pquaver:


Answer the question simple and expose ur iq levels to the world.. Weare eager to know howlow it is..
You are the one with low iQ for not going by what the constitution said. You don't change the goal post in the middle of the match.
Politics / Re: If Tinubu Is Not Disqualified, Forget About Justice In Nigeria -APM Case In PEPT by jerk: 11:21am On Jul 17, 2023
AntiTerrorist:
I hope APM's lawyer is aware and ready to explore this?

Tinubu is at an extremely tight corner right now and no amount of largesse to the judiciary will save him.
He kept on compounding his problems day by day. With his recent utterance of anarchy, he has finally dug his own hole.

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Lambast Tinubu For Threatening The Country With Chaos And Anarchy by jerk: 11:14am On Jul 17, 2023
famology:
Only fools will think the court will nullify Tinubu's election for not getting 25percent in Abuja. So votes of citizens in other parts of Nigeria will be nullified by those of citizens in Abuja? I don't understand this foolishness. That means we have to redefine democracy. There's no need voting in other states then. Let the whole nation converge in Abuja and vote there. How does this even make any sense to anybody? The last time I checked we don't operate electoral colleges in Nigeria. Obidiotssssss are simply asking the Judges to be foolish like them which is not just possible. So people residing in Abuja are superhumans with magic votes to nullify the choices of Nigerians in other parts of the country.? Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You agbadorian stinks..

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Politics / Re: Nigerians Lambast Tinubu For Threatening The Country With Chaos And Anarchy by jerk: 11:13am On Jul 17, 2023
HeeBraHim2:
Very funny people, firstly Tinubu doesn't said such thing. This was misinterpretion by the news office to sell their market and give force hope for the Obidient 😂

I still don't understand how Tribunal will sack Tinubu and install Obi who don't have the national Spread 😂


Constitution has already Defeated obi, While 25% in Abuja is still under doubt.

Apart from that, Abuja alone cannot decide who win this election that 36 state voted for.
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If that's what constitution say, then let's been voting in Abuja alone na, since the choice of other states doesn't matter


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Would you said the same thing if PO was the one in Tinubu's shoe.? Tribalism is a disease,go cure yourself.

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Politics / Re: Thank God Peter Obi Didn't Win '23 Election - Tawfiq Akinwale Oyo Lp's Candidate by jerk: 10:17pm On Jul 16, 2023
Hungry agbadorian grin

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Politics / Re: WE HAVE ARRIVED AT A LEGAL DEAD END OF THE OBIDIENT MOVEMENT by jerk: 9:46pm On Jul 16, 2023
Philgafauto:
First of all, i will start by saying Non-Igbo supporters of Peter Obi really tried for him during the election period. For example, I as a yoruba man made many enemies because I supported Peter Obi. But that is in the past now.

The crux of this write up is that Peter Obi wasted a rare opportunity of utilizing the unity of Nigerians caused by Buhari's misrule to galvanize real change. Since he knew he will be cheated, why did Peter Obi not mend fences with the Igbo elites and perhaps his IPOB brothers to instigate some sort of uprising after should he be cheated? I attribute that to the disorganization and powerless position igbos have found themselves in Nigeria. Igbos are confused, disorganized, defeated and disoriented in handling their regional and collective affairs in Nigeria. Most Igbos are now refugees in other regions having fled their own region due to conflict. Their wahala is a self-inflicted one because they are a very arrogant and disunited people. I know Peter Obi won that election but he is a small boy to Tinubu and he cannot fight him in any way, shape or form. It is a sad reality we all have to deal with. State capture is real.

As for the case in Court, having read the final written address by Chief Wole Olanipekun (SAN) i can categorically state that the petition will be dismissed because there is no way that any Court of law will rule in favor of Peter Obi given the plethora of legal and evidentiary issues plaguing Peter Obi's petition as dissected in that final written address (I urge every interested person to read and digest that Final Written Address). The doctrine of covering the field was used to block all legal loopholes in Tinubu's case and he is well guarded. I cannot wait for the response from Obi's legal team and i can confidently preempt their written address by stating that they wont have any cogent points but to try and distinguish the legal authorities cited by Olanipekun & APC's legal team. Tinubu has Peter Obi cornered already and there is no escape for Obi.

Even if there were no legal issues bedeviling the Peter Obi's petition, the Courts will still rule against Peter Obi and nothing will happen. Peter Obi does not have any extensive network, neither does he come from a strong region which can trouble Nigeria. Heck, even Igbo elites are not on his side because as a people, Igbos dont just have any leverage in Nigeria. They cannot shake things up.

I know Igbos and Obidients (mainly made up of IPOB remnants now since other non-igbos have left the movement) will insult me for saying the truth but the truth must still be said.

My advice is for everybody to move on and not hope for any favorable judgment from the Court. The petition will be dismissed with punitive costs for being frivolous, speculative and time wasting.

Wishing everyone a nice week ahead.
Am just laughing at you because what u just wrote shows that you are among those internet rat who were paid 30k to write jargons about Obi and glorify Tinubu.
It will soon clear for your eyes.

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Politics / Re: 12 Million Households To Get ₦‎8,000 For Six Months, Says Tinubu by jerk: 4:46pm On Jul 13, 2023
molu:
About 70% of Nigeria population is in the poor people category, meaning about 140million of 200million Nigerian are poor. N8000 to 12million households is a highly ridiculous palliative.

What happen to other poor households and what exactly can N8000 bring to the table of a house hold in a month considering the hike in price of commodities in the country?. So sad!
Don't mind him.. Tinubu is a disaster.

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Politics / Re: 12 Million Households To Get ₦‎8,000 For Six Months, Says Tinubu by jerk: 4:44pm On Jul 13, 2023
Politics / Re: Obi: IPOB Has Disowned Sit-At-Home, Security Agencies Must Tackle Criminality by jerk: 3:01pm On Jul 13, 2023
Beremx:
na you sabi. Let FG extradite Simon Ekpa same way they did to Nnamdi Kanu if they are not behind all the troubles in the SE.

Nonsense
first time you are making a sensible post. sad
Politics / Re: Boards: Obi Kicks As Tinubu Offers Opposition Govs Slots by jerk: 10:31am On Jul 13, 2023
WesternPanzer:


That Mugu that quoted you saying you are smarter than Obi is a known Igbo hater.

Nne, these people hate Igbo people oo. Dem no just like us. Even if you want praise them forever. Dem no just send us.
So who are you? Waste side.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Is A Big Fool. Dollar Is Officially $1=#790 Now by jerk: 6:42pm On Jul 12, 2023
boltwings:
See ehn we are heading to a point when naira would no longer have value. Even #5000 bread would not be able to feed one person. Tinubu has successfully crashed the naira, this means doom.

As it stands now, even if Peter Obi reclaims his mandate, it will be very difficult for a good man like Peter Obi to fix the mess in the economy caused by Tinubu wrong decisions in less than 2 month. Tinubu is already worst than Buhari in less than 2 month.

If you can see what I can see....if you have good foresight, you would see it clearly from his first 2 weeks that he is taking Nigeria to abyss.

Nigeria is sinking faster than I could imagine.

That's what you get as a country when you give a criminal president select power, he would take all advice and implement it immediately as long as you promise him that you won't remove him as president (international powers). The suffering go reach everybody. De thing de vex me now so badly because Nigerians who really wanted the country to be good and succeed, are also suffering from the decision of few corrupt politicians who forced in Tinubu as president. The worst that angers me the most is seeing the poor masses supporting failure because the failure or criminal is from their tribe.

To those who thinks dollar price does not affect them, be informed today and clear your ignorance. Listen to me, Dollar affects you in every way, even down to the woman that fries akara in the street.

Tinubu is a doom.
The writing was on the wall for all to see but tribalism and selfishness was more important to them.
Very soon they will start abusing him as they did to Buhari but we are still in genesis. The dollar will definitely hit 2000 in this administration unless the judiciary do something on time.

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Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests 12 Internet Fraudsters In Abuja by jerk: 6:35pm On Jul 12, 2023
Some responsible well to do men are into this but you will never noticed. They have are good business they use to cover their tracks.
Secondly, they don't show off as this boys always do when the hit one client.
I don't support them but just stating the fact.
Crime / Re: Decomposing Body Of Abuja Man Found In His Apartment With A Note From The Killer by jerk: 6:21pm On Jul 10, 2023
May be the alfA did the plus for him.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu: Obi, Adebanjo's Statements Treasonable - LP factional Publicity Sec by jerk: 8:50am On Jul 10, 2023
Cardozzo:
Who Else knows Slawomir is not a real Niggar?
Think about it
Even though the Edo boy keeps aligning himself with a particular tribe when he could have stood his damn neutral ground... Or better still play the peace maker between the two tribes at war Edo is more Yoruba than abakaliki is Igbo Get sense bro or better still show me Real evidence that Tinubu is not your president... I mean real proof
He's only aligning with the peoples choice and his own choice not about a particular tribe. Anyone that's not tribalistic knows that Peter Obi is the better candidate.

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Education / Re: Mmesoma's Father, Romanus Ejikeme Apologises To Nigerians, JAMB by jerk: 7:09pm On Jul 08, 2023
ENGINEERG:
This is the effect from TINUBU forging his own Certificate,school ,NYSC certificate and RIGGING election to become the president.
When Leaders are doing fraud , followers will have the impetus to do it too.
on point, the greatest mistake Tinubu will make is to condemn the girl.
Politics / Re: How Does One Survive With This New Utility Increment? by jerk: 9:39am On Jul 01, 2023
CrazyGranddad:
If you voted APC, relax. This tariff hike isn't for you. Quote post with your meter number for your special APC tariff.

The hike will favour you and your family
APC supporter, my meter number is 45023465712 thank you.

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Politics / Re: INEC Updates FCT Abuja Results On IREV, Apc Now At 23% by jerk: 4:34pm On Jun 27, 2023
This will further hook them more.

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Politics / Re: Atiku, Obi Will Lose At The Election Petition Tribunal - Adebayo Adewole by jerk: 6:31am On Jun 27, 2023
Nemere2020:
Adewole Adebayo is the SDP Presidential Candidate in the 2023 General Election



https://twitter.com/Pres_Adebayo/status/1673337664353828866?t=46HlCYyoWZ198eLrw35Z9w&s=19

Nlfpmod Mynd44
go back to sleep. Your imposed president is gone for real because a lot of evidence to disqualify him are waiting. He can never escape all and each one is as important as the other.

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Politics / Re: RMAFC Approves 114% Salary Increase For Tinubu, Shettima, Govs, Others by jerk: 6:49pm On Jun 21, 2023
Raskimonojendor:

If Tinubu approves, he will fall my hand big time.

Let’s work on the minimum wage first before thinking of approval for public office holders. Any Political office holder that feels his/her current wages/benefits are too small can honorably resign.
continue dreaming. You've not seen anything yet. Your wailing has not even started because he will fall all your body not only your hand. grin. Go get a Geepee tank ready.

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Politics / Re: RMAFC Approves 114% Salary Increase For Tinubu, Shettima, Govs, Others by jerk: 6:46pm On Jun 21, 2023
stanluiz:
Go and check Tinubu governor pension package which he sign when he was a governor of Lagos.

One of our major problems in this country is the cost of governance. We need to cut it down. Peter obi has saying if continuously that Nigeria need to cut the cost of governance.

We use money to service politicians.

A character like Tinubu can never reduce the cost of governance. He can't! I can bet my life with it. He will rather increase it.

Tinubu government is for the criminals, rich and corrupt elites.

An

More problems are coming and I bet you that a dollar Will exchange for 1000 naira before the end of his first tenure. We warned them.

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