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Forum Games / Re: Logically Who Would Come Out Alive From These Four? by jerk: 5:55am On Jun 21, 2023
AfriNotesNEWS:
kingkong was a movie

Not a real animal

grin chai, he's still young.
Politics / Re: President Tinubu Lands In France, Ahead Of Global Summit by jerk: 5:42am On Jun 21, 2023
Nothing special about this..
Politics / Re: Court Admits Evidence Showing INEC Server Had No Glitches On Election Day by jerk: 7:07am On Jun 20, 2023
matrixme:
In this life, intuition is more about forecasting the future. You just know what will happen with evidences at hand. Many of us believed Peter Obi would win the election, I even voted for him. Despite all the evidences that he was being one-sided, riding on the wave of Twitter Obidients with their one-million match.
As if that is not enough, some were still hoping that somehow the inauguration will not hold and Tinubu will be arrested. They started gathering some "issues" to back up the "prophecies" their daddy in the lord gave them in Church.
Uptill now, a good number still believe that Obi is still going to win in court. With all these kangaroo evidences he's presenting that is tickling the go-to-court mob.
Another set is still hoping that Tinubu dies, as he's not healthy enough to complete his 8-year regime. The thing is if you cannot be intuitive in politics, you will make bad decisions in life, based on sentiments. Wise people should know better by now.
so you believed Tinubu won the election ba?

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Politics / Re: South-East Governors, Alaba Market Traders And Related Matters by jerk: 6:52am On Jun 19, 2023
The method and timing of certain decisions are raising suspicions. The governor should have either taken these actions prior to the election or waited for a suitable period after the election to implement them. It is inevitable for these actions to appear suspicious given the circumstances surrounding the election. At times, these individuals seem to lack rational thinking in the decisions they make, resembling the behavior of animals. The governor and his advisors are needlessly intensifying the political climate through this foolish measure.
Politics / Re: President Tinubu To Embark On First Official Overseas Trip To France by jerk: 9:37pm On Jun 17, 2023
This 8 years will be

Crime / Re: I Want To Visit A Childhood Friend In Prison. Any Tips? by jerk: 9:45pm On Jun 05, 2023
There's nothing wrong in visiting him.

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Politics / Re: Withdraw Your Petition Against Tinubu, Apapa Faction Tells Obi by jerk: 4:08am On Jun 03, 2023
This Apapa man is a clown. What concerns him with what Obi is doing.? May be the money he took from his Tinubu choking him.
Politics / Re: Crush Those Involved In Oil Theft, President Tinubu Tells Security Agencies by jerk: 7:22pm On Jun 01, 2023
Crush for mouth.
Health / Re: Ugochukwu Okpani Allegedly Committed Suicide By Ijeoma Chinonyerem (Photos) by jerk: 11:53am On May 27, 2023
That person that investigated the case and concluded suicide, he or she should be investigated too.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Embassy In Cameroon Should Help Us by jerk: 9:51am On May 27, 2023
I recently came across the same story regarding Nigerians in Ghanaian prisons, where many of them received sentences of up to 100 years. This unfortunate situation indicates that it is a prevalent problem in several African countries due to the weaknesses within our governments and leadership. It seems that there is a deep-rooted animosity towards Nigerians from other African nations, which is why I firmly believe that despite Nigeria's challenges, I would never consider immigrating to any other African country due to the hostility we face. It is crucial for the next administration to address this pressing issue.
Career / Re: The Sad Lives Of Freelancers In Nigeria by jerk: 1:03pm On May 25, 2023
Forget about freelance writing, the job has casted now. Look for another freelance job and check if it will be affected by the current AI programs that makes jobs easy now.
Better look for your own job and take the advantage of AI to create your own job or niche, the era of freelance is coming to and end and only few might remain.

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Used Pat Utomi To Fund Peter Obi’s Campaign - Tawfiq Akinwale by jerk: 8:39am On May 25, 2023
Nonsense and ingredients.. Mandate he will soon hand over to Obi.
Politics / Re: 2023 Election: INEC Kidnapped Future, Hope For Better Nigeria – Archbishop by jerk: 7:55am On May 25, 2023
Thank you my Lord. Those youths supporting evil and calling black White I pity most.
The are complaining about Buhari but are supporting another Buhari extended regime. I spit on them.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Asked Pat Utomi To Step Down For Peter Obi – Tawfiq Akinwale, Oyo LP Gube by jerk: 6:38am On May 25, 2023
Pat utomi is not Obi, he has no tangible influence and majority of people don't even know him.
Obi is the real deal, remove Obi in LP and it will be a dead party.
Politics / Re: Abike Dabiri Asks Arisetv Boss To Call His Staff To Order by jerk: 10:36pm On May 24, 2023
Abike should go to hell, stupid woman.
Politics / Re: May 29: I Can Hardly Cope With Pressure, Says Buhari by jerk: 5:55pm On May 24, 2023
Majority hate Buhari administration from the above posts, but I know a number of them here also voted another buhari to continue after him.
Is that not hypocrisy.
Sports / Re: Lothar Matthaus Acquires Accra Lions FC by jerk: 3:07pm On May 24, 2023
This guy is a good player back then. I like the guy.
Politics / Re: Igbo Should Stop Playing Bad Politics – Ngige by jerk: 2:54pm On May 24, 2023
He will change what he said very soon and by that time he will remind you that Peter Obi is his brother and did well in Anambra.
Politics / Re: “Nobody Can Be Nigeria's President Without Getting 25% In FCT”—Kadaria Ahmed by jerk: 6:22pm On May 22, 2023
seanfer:


WAEC is different from election. You read and write WAEC yourself and you must be scored based on what you wrote.
Election is determine by voters and because those in FCT might choose not to vote the candidate with the highest number of votes doesn’t mean he is not qualified to be declared a winner. If this explanation is not clear enough for you then you need to go back to JSS1.
You know that 25% is mandatory before the election and don't tell me you didn't know the constitution regarding that. You are now changing the goal post in the middle of the match just to favour your candidate. Simply call a spade a spade and stop acting like someone without conscience and sound reasoning.
Celebrities / Re: Kanayo O Kanayo Lambasts African Chefs Trying To Break Hilda Baci's Record by jerk: 8:04pm On May 21, 2023
Rostikol:
Very stupid, wrong-headed reasoning by Kanayo. Vying for a place in the Guinness book of records is not about being ‘considerate’ or ‘nice’ to the record holder. It is about smashing their record. No room for sentiments. If another African can cook for longer, THAT PERSON should be the record holder. It’s called meritocracy.

Kanayo should drop that IPOB /Obidient mentality of hating opposition and personal freedom. Same way they were abusing people who favoured any candidate other than Obi. This intolerance must stop. It will get you nowhere, and makes you look really stupid and backward.

If say a South African had broken that cooking record, and then Kanayo heard a week later that his Igbo sister was preparing to challenge the new record, would he tell her to stop and let the South African “enjoy her victory for a while”? We know the answer to that. He’s a hypocrite, together with those who support his viewpoint.
everything is tribal to you. What did KOK did to you that you are so bitter with him. You must be evil minded.
Politics / Re: Tinubu Fears As 50 Witnesses To Testify With Proofs That Peter Obi Won Election by jerk: 7:49am On May 21, 2023
Web2020:
Allowing a thief to enjoy his loot is not equal to making peace. Instead, it is to encourage more people to go into stealing. There is, and there should be no peace for the wicked.
yes, if you let him go others will continue to follow the same part and that will spell doom for the country. The country will be lawless where the most powerful or the richest get whatever they need and be above the law, since they can buy their way with money. For the interest of the country let right thing be done.
Politics / Re: BREAKING: Peter Obi, Julius Abure To Face Judgement Over Misappropriating Of LP’ by jerk: 12:07pm On May 20, 2023
grin angry grin jaundice journalism
Politics / Re: Why Gunmen Attacked US Consulate Officials In Anambra — Police by jerk: 7:59am On May 19, 2023
This attack is not connected to ipob. I don't like ipob or their way of oppression from the beginning.
But I suspect the hand of Esau in this.
Politics / Re: Apapa: Obi Is A Liar, But For God, I would Have Been Mobbed In Court Today by jerk: 5:35pm On May 17, 2023
Confirmedzombie:
I pity the guy that removed his car, the Curse Apapa has placed on him sure will happen.

Even Peter obi the young guy is fighting for dont know him.

That guy that removed the cap is doomed for life.
nothing will happen to him rather reverse will be the case.

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Politics / Re: Apapa: Obi Is A Liar, But For God, I would Have Been Mobbed In Court Today by jerk: 5:33pm On May 17, 2023
It is Apapa son and grandchildren that will never grow old. Useless man.

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Romance / Re: Lady Tells Hubby She's No Longer In Love After He Sponsored Her Education In UK by jerk: 7:09pm On May 14, 2023
tonicyril:
Na to quietly inflict you with mysterious sickness that will render u useless for the better time of ur life, when u re above 60 then I will release you.

I won't kill u, but u will curse the day u were born if u try that shit with me, Job situation in the bible will be better..


Not every guy forgives bro, and I belong to the unforgiving men. I hate forgiveness like mad.
cheesy

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Romance / Re: Lady Tells Hubby She's No Longer In Love After He Sponsored Her Education In UK by jerk: 7:05pm On May 14, 2023
Jennyclay:
Men should learn to spend on their wife/girlfriend without expecting anything in return undecided

Personally, Even though the man has spent billions and trillions on me, if there’s no love in the marriage I will seek for divorce.

It’s better for the woman to leave the marriage than to start cheating on the man.
why not walk away at the initial time so that the man will not spend on you for nothing.

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Crime / Re: How 250k Disappeared From My Zenith Bank Account by jerk: 6:50pm On May 14, 2023
adeememman:
No be only zenith bank, that's how a fatherly figure lost a huge amount last year, what this scammer did was to open a mobile app on his behalf as he doesn't do transfer whether through USSD or Mobile banking. Guess an insider gave them hint. So they moved the money in bits of less than 50k at a time to these non traceable accounts without BVN.
So know this and know peace, if you have smartphone and fail to utilize mobile banking, one day these guys will create it on your behalf and help you move funds.
You are absolutely right,. I was doing some work online on my system one weekend. I got a message on my email address which notified me that am trying to imitate a transaction through mobile App. I was shocked because I don't have any mobile app attached to the account because it's my main savings account with huge fund. I thank God that I was awake that night and it happened on Friday night around 1am.
I immediately call my bank emergency line and got my account blocked and I equally blocked the SIM card attached to it. I send them official mail too to initiate the deactivation the same night. I would have woken up with all my savings vanished.

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