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Career / Re: Female Mechanic Recounts Her Experience, Today, In Lagos (Photos) by jibrilELsudan: 2:51pm On Aug 28, 2019
Timijo:
The heart of a perverted generation speaks evil.


This generation is finished. All they know is kukunase.

Crime / Re: Finally, Obi 'invictus' Okeke Appoints Nigerian Lawyer, John Iweanoje As Legal R by jibrilELsudan: 2:49pm On Aug 28, 2019
TigrisLegend:
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Mummy TigrisLegend I remember how you take us to church just for the purpose of you to go steal money from the offering box then you use the stolen money to go buy Ikebe supa and lolly.

Career / Re: Female Mechanic Recounts Her Experience, Today, In Lagos (Photos) by jibrilELsudan: 2:39pm On Aug 28, 2019
TheQuirkyPen993:




When your cock grows then you can Bleep. Moronic 13/year old boy.



Same thing your wife tells me she says to you after I hang her on the ceiling and fvck her tsetsefly style in every hole then shoot my hot cum in her mouth.

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Types Of Spirits That Make Nigerian Youths Mentally Lazy And Unproductive by jibrilELsudan: 8:58am On Aug 28, 2019
The number 1 spirit affecting the youths is the spirit of kukunase.

TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Lady Rocks 'Vote Frodd' On Her Chest (Photos) by jibrilELsudan: 8:18am On Aug 28, 2019
She should have written it on her kukunase.

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Celebrities / Re: Teni Hailed For Juggling Football With Her Chest (Photos) by jibrilELsudan: 10:04pm On Aug 27, 2019
AgentGoat:



Wetin be kukunase?


towtow

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Celebrities / Re: Teni Hailed For Juggling Football With Her Chest (Photos) by jibrilELsudan: 9:49pm On Aug 27, 2019
Thank heaven she didn't juggle it with her kukunase.

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Crime / Re: Finally, Obi 'invictus' Okeke Appoints Nigerian Lawyer, John Iweanoje As Legal R by jibrilELsudan: 9:45pm On Aug 27, 2019
TigrisLegend:
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Mummy TigrisLegend I remember how you hawked your kukunase to the men in the compound and how they used to change their gps location when they sight you due to your rotten kukunase smell.

I can never forget how bingo the compound dog died of seizure after he playfully mistakenly sniffed your rotten kukunase.

Crime / Re: Finally, Obi 'invictus' Okeke Appoints Nigerian Lawyer, John Iweanoje As Legal R by jibrilELsudan: 9:25pm On Aug 27, 2019
TigrisLegend:
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Mummy TigrisLegend I remember when the suckaway in the compound was oozing and everybody thought it was full only for us to discover that it was your rotten kukunase that changed the photosynthesis in the yard.

Career / Re: Female Mechanic Recounts Her Experience, Today, In Lagos (Photos) by jibrilELsudan: 9:13pm On Aug 27, 2019
Reading her story turns me on.

I will like to hang her on the bonnet and fvck her workshop style then shoot my hot cum in her mouth.

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Crime / Re: Finally, Obi 'invictus' Okeke Appoints Nigerian Lawyer, John Iweanoje As Legal R by jibrilELsudan: 9:06pm On Aug 27, 2019
TigrisLegend:



Sorry but your daddy is not interested in bastards born of housemaids grin


Mummy TigrisLegend so it is true that you were my daddy's housegirl and he used to hang you on the ceiling and fvck your extra wide rotten tilapia fish mixed with 7 days baby sh!t and 14 days period tampon oozing kukunase revolution style then shoot his hot cum in your mouth.

Romance / Re: Bridesmaid Wig Falls Off While Destroying Wedding Dance Floor. See What She Did by jibrilELsudan: 7:30pm On Aug 27, 2019
At least it wasn't her kukunase that fell off.

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Crime / Re: Finally, Obi 'invictus' Okeke Appoints Nigerian Lawyer, John Iweanoje As Legal R by jibrilELsudan: 7:08pm On Aug 27, 2019
TigrisLegend:



Let your own tears begin....


Mama TigrisLegend if only you just let go of da booze when I was a baby and didn't hawk your kukunase and breastfed me well, maybe you will remember who my daddy is.

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Crime / Re: Finally, Obi 'invictus' Okeke Appoints Nigerian Lawyer, John Iweanoje As Legal R by jibrilELsudan: 4:25pm On Aug 27, 2019
Eze2000:


suit yourself kid


Plsssss don't cry. Am begging you. Plssssssssssdssssssssss don't cry.

Crime / Re: Finally, Obi 'invictus' Okeke Appoints Nigerian Lawyer, John Iweanoje As Legal R by jibrilELsudan: 4:22pm On Aug 27, 2019
Catchfirez:



He will only get 18 to 36 months.


Keep consoling yourself.

Don't worry, "Trump America" will show you all the deep bottled up hatred Americans have for Nigerians.

Crime / Re: Finally, Obi 'invictus' Okeke Appoints Nigerian Lawyer, John Iweanoje As Legal R by jibrilELsudan: 12:38pm On Aug 27, 2019
Eze2000:



Obi is not my brother or pal I was only trying to explain stuff to you about US law. My bad. You are obviously a kid with not interest in grasping new knowledge.

Have it your way


Pls take heart and don't cry too much.

Crime / Re: Finally, Obi 'invictus' Okeke Appoints Nigerian Lawyer, John Iweanoje As Legal R by jibrilELsudan: 12:40am On Aug 27, 2019
Eze2000:


If the secrets of life where truly that obvious to you you would be a zillionaire. You are not because you are assuming everyone is stupid.

Obi singing like a brid is simnply setting grounds for plea bargain. He won't be long in jail.



Keep consoling yourself.

InvictusObi is going to jail for a very long time. I will advise you buy him vaseline and start massaging his ANUS to make it very wide and fit for the work load it will be doing in prison.

Celebrities / Re: Bolanle: "Zlatan Ibile Is Sweet Inside And Out" - Lady Says After Dinner Date by jibrilELsudan: 9:12pm On Aug 26, 2019
Typical Nigerian b!tch. Always ever ready to suck away the destiny of a successful nigga.

TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Throwback Photo Of Esther As A Little Girl by jibrilELsudan: 6:14pm On Aug 26, 2019
When she was still a good girl and her kukunase still knew JESUS.

Romance / Re: "Deadly" Signs You May Be Getting Into The Wrong Marriage. by jibrilELsudan: 4:37pm On Aug 26, 2019
The reality is that all these signs especially no.3 perfectly describes a typical present day Nigerian lady.


Most Nigerian girls/lady/women are the worst thing to ever happen to a good man.

They have the worst of attitudes. They so full of themselves. They have that mentality to believe they are the finest creatures on planet earth and they are the best thing to happen to humanity.

They will date a man and make him feel like they are doing him a favour by going out with him.


MOST PEOPLE READING THIS WILL SAY AM TALKING THRASH. BUT WAIT TILL YOU GO LIVE ABROAD AND HAVE NO CONTACT WITH A NIGERIAN WOMAN THEN YOU WILL REALIZE HOW HORRIBLE IN CHARACTER AND EVERY ASPECT A TYPICAL NIGERIAN WOMAN IS.


IF NIGERIAN WOMEN ARE FANTASTIC AS THEY ARE BRAINWASHED TO BELIEVE THERE IN NIGERIA, HOW COME THE SINGLE NIGERIA WOMEN LIVING ABROAD AIN'T ALL MARRIED?

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Khafi Cries As Gedoni Is Evicted by jibrilELsudan: 12:02am On Aug 26, 2019
Her kukunase can finally rest.

TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Wale Jana To Sign Khafi Immediately She Is Out by jibrilELsudan: 8:37pm On Aug 24, 2019
This one just wants to sign her kukunase and have exclusive rights to it.

TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Khafi Wins IVM Fox From Innoson Motors (Photos) by jibrilELsudan: 8:34pm On Aug 24, 2019
It's very obvious she will sell the car cause its too small for her to fvck inside.

Crime / Re: Finally, Obi 'invictus' Okeke Appoints Nigerian Lawyer, John Iweanoje As Legal R by jibrilELsudan: 6:47pm On Aug 24, 2019
zolapower:



















Guy wait o u dey shine aunty Kemi kongo?




Lol she's my lover.

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Crime / Re: Finally, Obi 'invictus' Okeke Appoints Nigerian Lawyer, John Iweanoje As Legal R by jibrilELsudan: 6:41pm On Aug 24, 2019
Eze2000:


When creating or accessing a numbered bank account in Switzerland, Cayman island etc all you need is the 10 digit number in your head and the answer to the security question you set. These countries and banks do not work with the FBI or any such organization under any circumstance, so even if you get caught and jailed and all the banks in the world give up all accounts linked to you those banks in Switzerland and the Cayman Islands won't.

The is one reason why all big drug lords in the world have accounts in the Cayman Islands.

When you finish your 30-year jail term and come out if you still remember the bank your money is yours.

During the second world war, many top Nazis war criminals hid their ill-gotten loots from conquered nations in Swiss numbered accounts then tattoo the number on their skin in codes. Once free from Jail they change name, move to north or south America and become billionaires overnight.

If Obi has such an account, unless he informs and accesses it directly for the FBI they will never get one penny from it even if they find mentions of it in his emails




Yeah very true. But do you think invictusObi with his kind of daftness that his nairaland account was what the FBI used to nail him will actually have the common sense to memorize his covert bank accounts?


With the way he has already sang to the FBI, it's very obvious he has already given them control of his accounts.

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Romance / Re: What Must The Lady Have Before Going Into Marriage?? by jibrilELsudan: 10:58am On Aug 24, 2019
princfred:
Kia Your case can only be inspired by a hot drink.

Lol and a hot kukunase.

Crime / Re: Finally, Obi 'invictus' Okeke Appoints Nigerian Lawyer, John Iweanoje As Legal R by jibrilELsudan: 10:54am On Aug 24, 2019
MrSix:

Just passing



That's good. Make sure you shoot your hot cum in her mouth.

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Crime / Re: Finally, Obi 'invictus' Okeke Appoints Nigerian Lawyer, John Iweanoje As Legal R by jibrilELsudan: 10:47am On Aug 24, 2019
MrSix:

Not the case...not just interested.


Nah man.

Verily verily I say unto you, what shall it profit a man to gain the whole world and lose the beautiful kingdom of kukunase?

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Crime / Re: Finally, Obi 'invictus' Okeke Appoints Nigerian Lawyer, John Iweanoje As Legal R by jibrilELsudan: 10:34am On Aug 24, 2019
Eze2000:


If he has a fat numbered bank account in Swizerland, Sychilles islands or Caymaan island he will have the last laugh




Lol with the way invictusObi has already sang like Obi Igwe in just 2 weeks of fellowship with the FBI, the FBI already has access to those accounts, the username and password of all his emails plus the ones he was planning on creating, all his phone numbers , all his social media accounts plus aliases , plus all the phone numbers, email addresses, physical addresses, social media accounts of all his family, friends and acquaintances plus all the kukunase he fvcked plus the ones he was planning to fvck plus everybody he gave money to on facebook, instagram, twitter. Even his dogs will be investigated.

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Crime / Re: Finally, Obi 'invictus' Okeke Appoints Nigerian Lawyer, John Iweanoje As Legal R by jibrilELsudan: 10:10am On Aug 24, 2019
tintingz:
Nonsense!

You have issues.

Or you're looking for someone to scam.


I know you are in deep pains that you can't have her.

Pls take heart and don't cry too much.

Very soon I will be going to her family home with my family to ask for her hand in marriage.

Wish me luck they accept me .

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Crime / Re: Finally, Obi 'invictus' Okeke Appoints Nigerian Lawyer, John Iweanoje As Legal R by jibrilELsudan: 9:59am On Aug 24, 2019
zolapower:

And pay restitution, that one na sure banke


Lol by the time the FBI are done with him, for him to see money to buy ordinary pant will be war.

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