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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Presidency Employed 200,000 Nigerians At Once by Jj222(f): 2:47am On Jan 27, 2018
don't just know what to call you.
Romance / Re: 7 Reasons Why I'll Always Collect Money After Sex. by Jj222(f): 2:04am On Jan 27, 2018
Jamariwolf4:
3 minutes read.

So a female romancelander opened a thread this evening, and as usual, the brokers started shouting and calling her ashawo etcetera.

Well imma be honest with you: I collect money after sex, and that ain't ending anytime soon.

I AM NOT A OLOSHO OR PROSTITUTE.

I work for my money, but you must still pay me.

Take note and read carefully before you start insulting all the females (gone, alive, and yet to be born) in your family

Reasons why I'll always collect money after sex

1. Sex is difficult :
Oh yeah, it is! But you wouldn't know, would you? When you're just dicking down and going, you take 90% pleasure and me takes 10%.
In my sexually active years, I can count with one hand the number of sex I actually really enjoyed.
If fellow females won't be honest,
You can ask bobrisky and other faqqots who take dicks up their orifice, the receiver passes through pains!!

2. I'm a woman with needs:
I mean, I need to take a hot bath, change into something Hanes and eat good food, so pay up.

3. I'll get slut shamed anyway :
How many of y'all can swear on your life that you haven't bragged to your guys how you nailed that 'hoe'
Why not be a complete slut when I know I will still be tagged one, whether I collect cash or not?

4. Did you expect to leave like that?
So if i didn't ask, you'll just go?
Smh!!!!

5. It's the right thing to do:
Before you type that trash, remember your Bible or quran condemns Fornication. If you can't pay my bills, find some cheap young naive bitch.

6. It's a man's world:
Women have no say or opinion, right?
Well, in bed, we do!

7. I'd never fück a fuckboy ever :
I'll soon open a thread on how to identify fvckboys, but in details, they want to eat without giving anything in return. I can smell their stench from miles and I activate my ignore button, so I don't need to argue for money like a prostitute after sex.

Real men pay up without you asking,

whether you decide to go au naturel or sans naturel, pls pay your woman and treat her with respect.

Girl you are on point. don't mind some guys chop n clean mouth. same guys will call you cheap when you don't demand for money
Thanks.
Religion / Re: Prophet Samuel Olaluwoye: "How They Use Broom To Lock People's Destiny" by Jj222(f): 1:27am On Jan 26, 2018
princechurchill:
So Nigeria's destiny is locked in APC broom?
hahahahaha. no be small thing. I for say y buhari n him people they do any how n nobody fit talk. ooooo
Health / Re: Want To Last Longer In Bed? How To Last Longer In Bed? – Remedies For Nigerians by Jj222(f): 5:27pm On Jan 19, 2018
vaginal tightening . it works like magic. e.mail me.
Business / Re: Who Knows Where I Can Buy Acid (hot Acid) by Jj222(f): 5:15pm On Jan 19, 2018
I can't stop myself from laughing bae you are very funny
Celebrities / Re: Male Sex-doll With Giant Eggplant For Ladies Hit The Internet (photo) by Jj222(f): 4:27pm On Jan 19, 2018
Woooo this is ..........
Agriculture / Re: Ram Kids,or Goat Kids Needed In Lagos Both Males And Females Now by Jj222(f): 4:05pm On Jan 19, 2018
Am in Abuja I kno someone dat sale.
Romance / Re: Touch: Chinese App That Allows The Hire & Share Of Used Sex Dolls Shutdown by Jj222(f): 1:44pm On Jan 19, 2018
Am so happy for that; so we say bye bye to rape
Politics / Re: 2019 Election: How To Obtain Your PVC And Check Your Voters Registration Status by Jj222(f): 5:17pm On Jan 17, 2018
Thanks a lot for the info
Crime / Re: There Will Be No Peace In The Country - Fulani Herdsmen Reply Oyedepo by Jj222(f): 4:40pm On Jan 17, 2018
Is them and their father Buhari that will never kno peace

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Politics / Re: Cattle Colonies: Yoruba Youth Group Rejects FG's Plan by Jj222(f): 6:41pm On Jan 15, 2018
EarthXmetahuman:
[s][/s]flat head will never make sense.

It's a curse.
hahahahahaha. you r right hahaha
Car Talk / Re: 5 Things Beginner Drivers Should Know by Jj222(f): 9:16am On Jan 10, 2018
chinawapz:
95% of the Fulanis no fit drive
lol yes oo is only killing people they knows how to do best.
Politics / Re: Is Buhari A Fulani Terrorists Empath by Jj222(f): 6:08pm On Jan 09, 2018
Buhari is one of them he is their leader

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Health / Re: Jumia Loses A Sales Rep by Jj222(f): 6:10pm On Jan 07, 2018
RIP
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Jobs/ Vacancies by Jj222(f): 5:55pm On Jan 07, 2018
Tanks.
Politics / Re: Yusuf Buhari Still In Coma After Surgery To Remove Blood From His Brain by Jj222(f): 7:31am On Dec 29, 2017
HeyCorleone:
It is our tax they are using to do all these rubbish..

It shall never be well with these people.


Modified;

For all those miserable arselicking bastards misquoting me, y'all don't realise that this kid is being treated with Nigerian money. Money that should be used to resuscitate our hospitals and healthcare infrastructures is being used to take care of one man's son simply because he's your president, and y'all are happy.

Nigeria's progress would be difficult having around idiots who do not have idea of what the government is meant to do for them.

Modified;

So many insults and threats?! Why? Because I simply said the government should not use our tax for needless thing. What is even my business? Let them use the money meant for reasonable things in the country to take Care of themselves.
God bless you for speaking the truth. If we have one thousand of your type in this country these country will be a better place for all of us.
Politics / Re: Okorocha: If They Call Me 'Okoroawusa', I Don't Care by Jj222(f): 5:37pm On Dec 25, 2017
DLondonboiy:
Okorocha your mother is igbo but your father is not igbo...you bloody liar.
Your mother left her husband and went to ugwuawusa where she slept with an Hausa man who fathered you and your younger brother.

You are not igbo, you bloody ritualist.

Your mother is igbo, but your father is Hausa!

It was your hausa father that introduced you to IBB..
We know your story. Deceive only fools.
yes you are very right. You really know him very well. That was what my friend that is from the monthers place told me.

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Celebrities / Re: Njideka And Prince Gozie Okeke Share Family Christmas Picture - Check Their Kids by Jj222(f): 5:20pm On Dec 25, 2017
Kingwizzy16:
They look good sweet family


I thought they divorced oh
yes but now they are back again.
Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan's Christmas Message And Reactions From Nigerians by Jj222(f): 5:17pm On Dec 25, 2017
I knew a day like this will come. Am so happy dat Nigerians are beginging to see how good GEJ is. I told people to vote him in; many refused and called him names. Many turned nairaland to a war zone just because we d GEJ supporters saw what was coming ahead. I told them that the devil you know is far better then the angel you don't known.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Federal Civil Service Begins Massive Recruitment, See Details, Requirements by Jj222(f): 6:23am On Dec 16, 2017
Nizguy:
tot they denied any thing recruitment??
I heard they are not recruiting any thing.
Science/Technology / Re: How To Delete Already Sent Messages On Whatsapp by Jj222(f): 5:46pm On Dec 15, 2017
Abee79:
So, you want us to click on the link so that we can read the rest of the article on your blog abi? Okay, wait for me make I drink tea first . . .
He failed

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Politics / Re: Investigate The Source Of Cash Used For PDP Convention - APC Tells EFCC by Jj222(f): 4:29pm On Dec 11, 2017
SalamRushdie:
EFCC should start with why Buharis previously thin cows are getting very fat while the Nigerian people previously fat are now thinner .
God bless you for speaking d truth. Am happy that Nigerians are wise now. APC think they can fool everybody.
Food / Re: How To Make Any Type Of Juice With Blender In Few Minutes by Jj222(f): 6:16pm On Oct 14, 2017
esaias1:
was begining to think its a copy and paste
yes na its copy n paste.

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Politics / Re: Osibanjo So You Too Can Lie Dokubo Blast V.P (video) by Jj222(f): 6:31pm On Oct 13, 2017
Ask ur VP. him too dey lie na.
Politics / Re: Remove Barriers To Wearing Of Hijab In Lagos Schools – MSSN Tells Ambode by Jj222(f): 5:13pm On Oct 13, 2017
it make you look like boko haram Egent. stop .
Nairaland / General / Re: President Buhari Asked Us To Focus More On Northern Nigeria - World Bank by Jj222(f): 4:35pm On Oct 13, 2017
Buhari and his wickedness that is why sickness refused to let him be.
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Commissions The Construction Of Bonny-Bodo Road In Rivers State (Photos by Jj222(f): 3:59pm On Oct 13, 2017
PointZerom:
Make I no talk Wetin dey my mind.
lol the two resemble sha.
Jokes Etc / Re: Foreign Parties And Nigerian Parties: Their Differences by Jj222(f): 6:00am On Oct 03, 2017
Funny. But you are very right. Mean while today is my birthday all my nairalander thanks for ur birthday messages. N for those dat I haven't seen theirs thanks n God bless you all. I can't forget to thank Nairaland forum for their yearly birthday prayers for me. Thanks Nairaland forum.I love you all; but God loves you best.

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Politics / Re: Arrest For Hate Speech: Arewa Youth Council Gives Gov. Masari 48 Hours Ultimatum by Jj222(f): 12:48am On Sep 28, 2017
Jsucre:
where two or three Arewa youth is...?
Sick Buhari will be there.
Politics / Re: Arrest For Hate Speech: Arewa Youth Council Gives Gov. Masari 48 Hours Ultimatum by Jj222(f): 12:43am On Sep 28, 2017
Desyner:
Same Arewa Youths who threatened Igbos (Not Igbos) and didn't even get a invite to police station have spoken. Let's see between them and Masari who prevails.
same people that told sick Buhari to send troops to south East and he did. Buhari will tell masari to do what Arewa youth says. all of them will be arrested after Buhari leave Aso rock. they are seen them selves as if they are above the law. Buhari too will be arrested as well. that is if he will be alive till then.
Politics / Re: Buhari's Health Status Is Private Despite Its Tax Payers Money-lai by Jj222(f): 11:07am On Sep 27, 2017
Don't mind d good for nothing people. Tomorrow they will say they are fighting corruption why they are corruption them selves. APC idiot.

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