always ready with my *555*...with my mum calling d digits still no show

muaa:
I luv kissing, hence the reason I still can't dump my boyfriend, despite the fact that we may not end up as a couple. The other guys I've dated are really bad in that aspect, especially the mouth odour iss... I detest people with bad breath.

Ur moniker says it all

horlakunle25:
and so how much enter ur account nw!

why u wan know

ToyozzieTohBad:
Thank God! Am the first to comment ooo

THANKSGIVING SPEECH

I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hardwork and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my cat Belle, for being really fat and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. I also want to think Max Rainer for giving me someone to beat in Mario Party. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; http://trimy.in/Csg18Z , the fish i caught in the third grade, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on http://trimy.in/Csg18Z , my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone

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missberrypop5:
me deh watch pinsure.

All of dem join...

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Who is a virgin?

Baba

One of the game's most controversial characters, Luis Suarez,
has been left off the 23-man longlist for the prestigious
Ballon d'Or for "disgracing himself on the pitch."
The award, which is voted for by coaches and captains of
national teams and journalists across the world selected by
France Football Magazine, will be awarded in Zurich,
Switzerland, on January 12.
While the likes of holder Cristiano Ronaldo and four-time
winner Lionel Messi are up for the gong, Suarez's name is
nowhere to be seen, despite the former Liverpool striker
jointly winning the Golden Boot with the Real Madrid
forward.
Barcelona's Suarez returned to action in last weekend's
El Clasico against Real Madrid after completing his four-
month ban for biting Giorgio Chiellini during Uruguay's
World Cup clash with Italy.
Football's bad boy has paid the price for his behavior
according to Philippe Auclair, the London-based
correspondent for France Football Magazine .
"The criteria used for the selection of the longlist of
Ballon d'Or contenders by France Football and FIFA
are very clear," Auclair told CNN.
"A player who has disgraced himself on the pitch as
Suarez has, cannot and will not be included, regardless
of his achievements throughout the calendar year.
"In short, under no circumstances could the Uruguayan be
considered for the award. I think that this is clear
enough."
Suarez joined the Catalan club for a transfer fee
reported to be in the region of £75 million ($128.5
million) following a sensational season with Liverpool.
The 27-year-old scored 31 goals for Liverpool with the
team just missing out on the English Premier League title,
although it did qualify for the Champions League for the
first time in four seasons.
Suarez's snub looks to have come following his bite on
Chiellini -- the third time he has committed such an offense
during his career.
Tony Barrett, football writer for the Times newspaper who
watched Suarez on a weekly basis during his time at
Liverpool, says the forward can only blame himself for his
absence from the list of nominees.
"On the basis of his outstanding form last season, Luis
Suarez's omission from the nominees for the Ballon d'Or
is staggering," Barrett told CNN.
"By common consensus, the forward was among world
football's best performing players as he inspired a wholly
unexpected title challenge from Liverpool.
"In terms of form, ability and performance levels, any
list of the world's top players over the last 12 months
which does not include Suarez will inevitably provoke
debate and, in some cases, shock.
"The only conclusion to be drawn is that his bite on
Chiellini cost him inclusion and, as ever, Suarez has only
himself to blame for this.
"Regardless of that, his standing as a player has
already been reflected in more meaningful fashion by the
fact that Barcelona were willing to pay £75 million to
sign him."
While the debate over Suarez continues to rage, Ronaldo
and Messi are likely to go head-to-head once again, while
there are several other candidates who will fancy their
chances.
Brazil and Barcelona star Neymar is on the list alongside
the likes of Real Madrid quartet Gareth Bale, Karim
Benzema, James Rodriguez and Sergio Ramos
Bayern Munich and Germany goalkeeper Manuel Neuer enjoyed
a fine year, helping his club win the league title before
lifting the World Cup in Brazil.
Neuer's Bayern teammate, Arjen Robben, who helped the
Netherlands qualify for the semifinals in Brazil, is also
in with a shout.
Bayern captain Phillip Lahm is on the list alongside
teammate Bastian Schweinsteiger and Mario Gotze, the man
who scored the winner in the World Cup final.
Five players from England's Premier League have been
nominated including Manchester City's Yaya Toure, Manchester
United's Angel Di Maria and the Chelsea trio of Eden
Hazard, Diego Costa and goalkeeper Thibaut Courtois.
France and Juventus midfielder Paul Pogba is the sole
representative from Serie A, while Ligue 1 is boosted by
the presence of Paris Saint-Germain and Sweden forward
Zlatan Ibrahimovic.
In the managerial stakes, 10 nominees have been named
including Chelsea coach Jose Mourinho -- despite his failure
to win a trophy last season.
Joachim Low, the man who led Germany to victory at the
World Cup will be one of the favorites to be named as
coach of the year.
Real Madrid manager Carlo Ancelotti, who led his club
to Champions League glory last term, is joined by Pep
Guardiola of Bayern Munich, Manuel Pellegrini of
Manchester City and Diego Simeone, who presided over
Atletico Madrid's title win in Spain last season.
There is also room for Alejandro Sabella, who took
Argentina to the World Cup final, Louis van Gaal of
Manchester United, Antonio Conte of Italy and Jurgen
Klinsmann, coach of Team USA.

dastranger:


Lol......i just dont like pple taking on each other all because of religion.....But now that you ve talked, i rest my case here....

LOL

This Destranger of a guy...don't you have work, you just carry everything on your head like gala....hw market

Tallesty1:
*joins him*


You carry snuff bottle?

I carry o but e remain small

na wa o

The power of money!...change they say is the only constant thing

*brings bench*

booked

mizcalvina:
its disgusted yes so why re u here huh and u also commented wow y're hypocrite

U can't even write correctly

Godditex:
You aint alone....totally disgusting.

Thank God

Some people are just annoying...dunno if I am d only one annoyed at everything on dis thread

Story that touch

obailala:
This is a typical evidence that portrays how confused a large number of Nigerians are when placing our priorities.


Unfortunately, the reasoning behind this piece is shared by a lot of Nigerians. We care only about irrelevant things. If a typical Nigerian should share to foreigners, the factors he/she considers before voting, most foreigners would laugh on realisation of the true reasons why we are a third world nation

Gbawe:

Absolutely brilliant !!! Why are so many TANdroids and Jonathanians focusing their effort on telling the world why they will not vote for others? Simply go to the polling booth and cast your vote. Spare us the histrionics. Why make a show of telling us why you will not be voting for a Party when you should simply concentrate on telling us why you are voting for your choice? Real fear has gripped the TANdroid army. They are 'malfunctioning' already.

obailala:
This is a typical evidence that portrays how confused a large number of Nigerians are when placing our priorities.


Unfortunately, the reasoning behind this piece is shared by a lot of Nigerians. We care only about irrelevant things. If a typical Nigerian should share to foreigners, the factors he/she considers before voting, most foreigners would laugh on realisation of the true reasons why we are a third world nation

Dats ur opinion

veraponpo:
@OP, you have no point at all. Your obvious interest for the status quo to remain is indubitable. You must have been benefiting from all their looting. Remember your payer said 'stealing is not corruption .

Please leave us that are looking for change, paradigm shift, sanity and sanctity .

Jonathan will go back to Bayelsa by 2015 in Jesus name .

I'm very sure u didn't read the last sentence...u were just in a hurry to criticize me...by d way this is just a one man opinion, everyone is entitled to his ot hers

1. They are too young a party to wrest power from the biggest
party in Africa- what happened to long term planning??
2. Their Governors have not performed "above the charts", they
are using the performance of defected Governors to shine-we are
not blind.
3. The Northerners among them that made the loudest noise
about the security situation did not do anything to engage the
youths or even invest on their states with all their wealth-we
know well.
4. Their possible presidential candidate is an old man and has
the notion that his "old way" of solving problems will apply
now-Habaaa...because it worked in the 80's doesn't mean it'l
work now.
5. They are loud mouthed and make nasty comments-bad leadership
quality, the 21st century leader acts, not talks.
6. They sponsored Bring back our girls campaign, deceiving
Nigerians to think those in charge cared about the innocent
girls-SCAM!
7. They have an "old man" as youth leader, even the youths
don't have a place in their plan-na old cargoes go full
cabinet, Youths BEWARE!!!
8. They have not told us what's in their govt for women-ah!
And they want their votes...
I rest my case


Saw this somewhere and decided to share it...wats ur say Nairalanders

Hmmm...wat else can I say. I thought urinating in public was prohibited

ifeness:
We do not need this idiots to keep feeding us with false prediction. If Nigeria will collapse,it will. If it wont,then it wont. Shut up Adeboye!!!!!

Mind ur words dude!

SILENCE!



Nigerian till I kick the bucket

I see

I hear