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Religion / Re: Prophet Jeremiah healed Known Mad Man On Live TV. by Joagbaje(m): 8:53am On May 17, 2017
Peacefullove:


In the making of this video, Did his Family already know he will be healed ?

Most times such documentation is required by churches ,either a medical document or video recording .

Am sorry to say I dont belive in all this gimmicks, People can do anything for money .

Can you analyse what is gymmick there?

Besides, Someone post this on youtube, for what exactly ?

its a testimony to the power of the name of Jesus

Even Jesus of the bible dont always make his miracles known, Infact one of his disciples testify that most of his miracles are hidden

How would people hear about him without the testimony of others. Jesus had encouraged testimony .

Mark 5:19
 19Howbeit Jesus . . . saith unto him, Go home to thy friends, and tell them how great things the Lord hath done for thee, and hath had compassion on thee.

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Religion / Re: Prophet Jeremiah healed Known Mad Man On Live TV. by Joagbaje(m): 2:04am On May 17, 2017
Jeffboi:
As long as miracles still happens in the name of JESUS,

There must be THOMAS to doubt it

All I can say is thank you JESUS

At least real names were given. Any one who doubt can disprove by making a search. on face book or enquire from the church
Religion / Re: Prophet Jeremiah healed Known Mad Man On Live TV. by Joagbaje(m): 1:49am On May 17, 2017
BEFORE AND AFTER

Religion / Re: Prophet Jeremiah healed Known Mad Man On Live TV. by Joagbaje(m): 1:32am On May 17, 2017
Joyphoenix:


The wounds are real.

Religion / Re: Prophet Jeremiah healed Known Mad Man On Live TV. by Joagbaje(m): 1:28am On May 17, 2017
OtemAtum:
I just finished watching the beginning of the video very very well. How come they took video record of him when he was still at home manifesting madness? They even showed the so-called wounds on his legs with the camera in zoomed mode. Did his family already know that he would be healed? They didn't do the drama very well. Mtchew.

At least finally you admitted you didn't watch the video before making posting just to rubbish it . Now you watched small . Well for your question. Churches is usually ask for either medical record of the patients or video evidence of the case for record purpose . When you bring such cases you come with the proof . Because of people like you . But for your case . You judge without even the patience of objective viewing

Gombs:


Every one please note... This guy isn't about knowing the truth. He's a joke.

grin grin grin.

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Religion / Re: Prophets In The Church. by Joagbaje(m): 12:46am On May 17, 2017
ichuka:

John14:26
But the Advocate, the Holy Spirit, whom the Father will send in my name, will teach you all things and will remind you of everything I hav1john2:26 I am writing these things to you about those who are trying to lead you astray. 27As for you, the anointing you received from him remains in you, and you do not need anyone to teach you. But as his anointing teaches you about all things and as that anointing is real, not counterfeit—just as it has taught you, remain in him.
We are no longer in the INTERMEDIARY CLASS of the Old Testament where the God will be at one side His children at the opposite direction and some self proclaimed prophet will be interceding between God and His children,No!!
Bible said that the indwelling Spirit will teach us ALL THINGS.
Any prophet/pastor standing inbetween Him and His children (foretelling stories of witch and wizard in there houses etc)is commiting a serious crime in His presence.by trying to take the position of the indwelling Spirit.its a gracious crime and most of them don't know.

The holy spirit shows things to come according to his gifts. A prophet is a seer. why was it Agabus who had to tell Paul and others about the financial crisis coming. why didn't the holy spirit tell all the christians individually. so Agabus was a sorcerer ? Why did he have to prophesy to warn Paul of his arrest. Agabus again? was he the only christian? prophecy is prophecy and a prophet is a prophet. a teacher is a teacher an intercessor is an intercessor in any dispensation or generation. God never differentiates between the old and the new in ministry gifts. ministry of the new is based on the principle of the old
Religion / Re: Prophet Jeremiah healed Known Mad Man On Live TV. by Joagbaje(m): 12:34am On May 17, 2017
OtemAtum:
Even nollywood can now do make up that will appear as real wounds when it isn't real. The so called wound doesn't appear convincing enough. Bring on another video. Thanks.

i wish i could do screen shot of the wounds. the video speaks for itself and convincing enough anyway . Otem i think you need to visit that church. next person pls.
Religion / Re: Prophet Jeremiah healed Known Mad Man On Live TV. by Joagbaje(m): 12:05am On May 17, 2017
OtemAtum:

I have watched the poorly acted film. I even took a snapshot so that anywhere I see the guy again showfacing as a testifying to a miracle of maybe lameness, blindness, etc. I can easily recognise him as the one who featured as a mad guy earlier. That's his daily job, acting miracles. Pls info. to all unbelievers, let us start snapshooting the tesifiers and writing the testimonies they gave on their pictures. Then any day we catch them again with another kind of contradictory testimony in another church in another town or country, we can use our evidence to save at least one sheeple from sheepishness.

If you free the sheeple next to you
And I free the sheeple next to me
In all kinds of whether we all work together
And see what can be done.
In no time at all, we'll have them all
So free them, free them
One by one. grin

Anyone who watch the video will know that you didn't wach it. you just forwarded to snap picture and in a hurry to rubbish it. Thats not very nice. can you kindly also snap the picture of the wound of the chain on his leg both the dry would and the fresh wound which shows he had been on chain for long . and such a wound could only have come by struggle.


Finally, if you say he acted madness before [ a lie ofcourse] can you kindly show such proof.

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Religion / Re: Prophet Jeremiah healed Known Mad Man On Live TV. by Joagbaje(m): 11:36pm On May 16, 2017
OtemAtum:


"Chronicle madness" says one of the pastors. cheesy grin
Mumu video for Mumu sheeple. Joagbaje, which of the pastors are you?

watch the video first. then respond intelligently

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Religion / Re: Prophet Jeremiah healed Known Mad Man On Live TV. by Joagbaje(m): 11:27pm On May 16, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
who "knew" the mad man

CC OtemAtum

obviously you didnt watch the video ?
Religion / Re: Prophet Jeremiah healed Known Mad Man On Live TV. by Joagbaje(m): 11:23pm On May 16, 2017
ilynem:
And watch the atheists come with their theories in 5,4,3,2,1...

Any truth seeking person can't deny this miracle. look at the chain wound on his legs.

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Religion / Prophet Jeremiah healed Known Mad Man On Live TV. by Joagbaje(m): 11:11pm On May 16, 2017
For those who had been doubting the potency of Gods healing power. watch this live miracle


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtx4VI4D2y8
Religion / Re: Has Anyone Got This Book On T.B. Joshua? by Joagbaje(m): 10:32pm On May 16, 2017
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Religion / Re: Has Anyone Got This Book On T.B. Joshua? by Joagbaje(m): 11:50am On May 16, 2017
oaroloye:


Not the point.

I do not believe that you have this book, and have probably never even touched it on your life. I think that you have never read it, neither do you know a single quote from the book.



Your comrade claimed that I could find it on the SCOAN website. It would be the easiest thing in the World, to give me a direct link to the order page. I asked for one, but got no help.

I searched the SCOAN SHOP, but it was not there.

So- a second alleged SCOAN Member who has lied to me?



I have not destroyed anyone's life, nor attempted to do so. You claim to have irrefutable evidence of Tuberculosis Joshua's Healings, but you haven't presented any.

Lord YAHSHUA warned of WOLVES IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING. YOU would be a PIG in Wolf's Clothing.

You get angry, just because people ask questions, and reply with bluffs, when asked to provide the evidence you claim you have.



Except you want something else . But if it's his biography . Just go to YouTube . I've watched his documentary multiple times how he started his ministry I even had a video cd .

For the book . It may no longer be in print .
Religion / Re: Prophets In The Church. by Joagbaje(m): 11:35am On May 16, 2017
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Religion / Re: Prophets In The Church. by Joagbaje(m): 10:13am On May 16, 2017
ichuka:

The verses you quoted was talking about UNBELIEVERS and not BELIEVERS.
2.The thread main focus was on "Prophets In the Church" not the world.
3.Theres nothing like "the office of a prophet"
The "school of prophet" instituted by Samuel in the Old Testament produces all the false prophets in the bible.do you know why??
It's because the prophetic ministry is not an OFFICE you walk in and out daily or whenever one feels like it.rather,it is who you are!!
Prophets are born and not made.
The word of God they speak are who they are.i.e. The word and the vessel(prophet) are one not two different things.

We should not criticize what we know little about . The spirit has always been upon people and available for all right from the Old Testament. The principles are the same . Why was he telling Timothy to take little wine . Why can't he slow

It's a call I refer to as office . The office is to minister to Gods people . That doesn't take away the ministry of the Holy Spirit in their lives . Why was Paul Counselling Timothy , Titus and other pastors who already had the holyghost .
Religion / Re: Prophets In The Church. by Joagbaje(m): 10:03am On May 16, 2017
ichuka:

Hi Bro longtime

Good day sir

Now,who told you Paul was not a Prophet??
If he's not,who is?
What's the chacracteristic of a prophet?
My brother Paul was EVERYTHING!! a Teacher,an Apostle and Evangelist and also a Prophet

Any christian who studies can teach but that doesn't make him a teacher .

Paul obviously had the gift of prophecy and he functions in the 5fold ministry but he is in the office of an apostle. That's why he was not called prophet Paul but rather Apostle Paul

Pastor chris operates the 5 fold ministry also teacher ,pastor ,evangelist , prophecy , apostle

But you can't compare his prophetic ministry to likes of Suleiman and major 1 , jeremiah of warri who can just prophesy at will.

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Religion / Re: Prophets In The Church. by Joagbaje(m): 4:12am On May 16, 2017
ichuka:

Hi Bro.
About your comments regards to Paul and our Lord.
1.Paul never obeyed Agabus you know why??
Because he has the Holy Spirit within Him.and he trusted the indwelling Spirit more than any other words from his brothers.
These should be our path.to follow the leadings of the Holy Spirit within us not going back to the intermediary class of the Old Testament
2.During the time of our Lord Jesus Christ here on earth the Indwelling Spirit Has not residue on His disciples so He(Christ) Has to direct them till the Holy Spirit comes.

Paul had gifts of prophecy but he was not a prophet . He had to balance his work by working with prophets If you observe his ministry . Silas was a prophet , bannabas was a prophet.
Religion / Re: Prophets In The Church. by Joagbaje(m): 4:05am On May 16, 2017
ichuka:
In the New Testament the Holy Spirit has replaced the work of the Old Testament prophets. Today we have prophets in the church. Some can prophesy, while others can exhort and comfort. But we do not have personal prophets to come and tell us what we should do. If anyone comes to tell us to do this or that, he is not a prophet, but a SORCERER .

Wrong

It is true that Agabus and the four daughters of Philip were prophets, and they did prophesy (Acts 11:28; 21:8-11),

Beautiful

but the main work of the New Testament prophets is preaching and speaking for God. New Testament prophets seldom prophesy.

What do you mean by seldom . There is difference between prophesying, the gift of prophecy and the OFFICE OF THE PROPHET . The prophet will always be a prophet in every generation . There's no NEW TESTSTAMENT PROPHET.

The gift of prophecy will always be the gift of prophecy in every generation.


1 Corinthians 14:24-25
24 But if all of you are prophesying, and unbelievers or people who don’t understand these things come into your meeting, they will be convicted of sin and judged by what you say. 25 As they listen, their secret thoughts will be exposed, and they will fall to their knees and worship God, declaring, “God is truly here among you.”


In prophecy , there is forthtelling and foretelling .
Religion / Re: About To Be Ordained A "Pastor", But Scared by Joagbaje(m): 3:47am On May 16, 2017
hdlight:
he is 100% sure of Gods call in his life. He is already in the ministry working in the little capacity he can in the Lords vineyard. Pastoral ordination is in few months time. But there is a problem. He is weak when it comes to matters concerning the opposite sex outside the church. Pastors and ministers in the house, please, do you think he should still give himself for ordination as a pastor? wont he be deceiving himself? should he forget about the issue of becoming a pastor and face his life? will getting married solve the issue? what kind of deliverance does he heed? can he be a pastor and still be facing this battle? are there ministers that face this kind of problem or others? how can he be completely free from lust? he is in his early 30's. graduate, still single. pls help him! advice needed from men and women in the vineyard before things would go wrong.


cc: lalasticlala

Get help . The spirit of lust needs to be cast out . One of the requirements for ministers is purity.

1 Timothy 5:2 (AMP)
2 [Treat] older women like mothers [and] younger women like sisters, in all purity.

2 Timothy 2:21-22 (NLT)
21 If you keep yourself pure, you will be a special utensil for honorable use. Your life will be clean, and you will be ready for the Master to use you for every good work.
22 Run from anything that stimulates youthful lusts. Instead, pursue righteous living, faithfulness, love, and peace. Enjoy the companionship of those who call on the Lord with pure hearts.


You cannot not answer the call if you're sure of it. Because that's what your assignment is . And that's what you will be judged by.

But at the same time You will ruin the ministry with this affliction undealt with. It's not shameful at all to let a senior minister know your challenge. You can be ministered to but If your ministry does not do such . Kindly send me private message. You can as well deal with it by rebuking the spirit of lust to come out . But it's better you're accountable to someone yo have more effective result
Religion / Re: Awesome VIDEO CLIPS: Pastor Chris' Communion Service @National Stadium Zimbabwe by Joagbaje(m): 3:26am On May 16, 2017
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Religion / Re: Coming Back From The Dead, A Religious Miracle? A Doctor's Perspective. by Joagbaje(m): 1:55pm On May 15, 2017
CatfishBilly:
Coming Back From The Dead, A Religious Miracle? A Doctor's Perspective.


Every "Death" that I'm going to refer to in this thread was confirmed by medical/paramedical personnel, with cardiac monitors attached.


So, last week, a colleague posted a story of a surgery where in the course of the surgery, the person being operated on started deteriorating. As cardiopulmonary arrest was staring them in the face, CardioPulmonary Resuscitation (CPR) was started. During the course of the CPR, the person's heart and breathing stopped (died) evidenced by a flat line on the Heart/EKG monitor. Patient died (clinical death) on that table for all intents and purposes.
But, CPR was continued as it wore on, it was looking more and more likely that it was going to be in futility, when one of the Anesthesiologists in the room started praying, as he was praying, CPR was still ongoing, when the heart monitor suddenly started beeping. Heart beat and spontaneous breathing came back and the surgery was completed.
This colleague declared that episode a miracle, because of the prayer, but was it really a miracle?

Unfortunately, this colleague isn't conversant with the medical entity of Return of Spontaneous Circulation (ROSC) and Lazarus Syndrome.
What it means is that it has appeared in Medical literature about 40 times where the heart of a patient stopped (died) and it auto restarted again, with the longest episode taking up to a day.
But what all these cases have in common is that CPR was performed extensively on these people when after adjudged to be futile, was stopped and patients regained spontaneous CardioPulmonary function later.
Of course the role of prayer or any religious ritual at that wasn't brought in as a factor.

Of course, resuscitation is only performed on cases where it is plausible that the heart would restart. Cases where the patient died after being decapitated, disemboweled, dismembered or suffered severe trauma (being sawn completely into 2) rarely require resuscitation because the outcome is obvious, and I'm yet to see any religious person attempt to raise this particular group from the dead because they know that it's a lost cause.

So, our religious sphere is littered with stories of people raising people from the dead, now there are 2 plausible explanations.
1) The person in question didn't really die. The relatives just raised a false alarm. Because, there was no medical personnel around to actually confirm and certify the person dead.
I've witnessed cases where patient relatives raise alarm that a person is dead, but after examination, it is determined that the patient is unconscious albeit with poor vital signs.

2) The patient actually died, but after resuscitation attempts the person had ROSC/Lazarus Syndrome i.e. came back to life.

I'm yet to see any medical personnel resuscitate a patient who died from being decapitated, disemboweled, dismembered or suffered severe trauma (being sawn completely into 2).
If you have seen your Pastors/Imam/Prophet/Priest/Babalawo bring such people back to life, please let us know in the comments.

Its a spiritual experience. man is first a sprit ,he lives ,interact and function through a physical body with the material world. when a man dies . actually man doesn't die . The spirit exit the body but still lives on. some spirits may stay around for couple of days . some leaves to hell or heaven immediately . some of the people who came back to life spoke about how they came out of their bodies and recounted details of the event around them some even were pulled out of the building as they departs the earth and mentions objects of the roof of the tall building which they never knew existed there normally . most of the people that came back have similar stories. not that they were locked in the body but that they came out of the body. That means they were dead. they mostly came back by prayer of others or a divine being God or jesus sends them back.
Religion / Re: Pastor Who Jailed Kemi Olunloyo Embarks On Dualization Of Road In Port Harcourt by Joagbaje(m): 3:59pm On May 11, 2017
henryanna36:
Salvation Ministries owned by David Ibiyeomie yesterday embarked on the [b]dualisation [/b]of a major road

The road doesnt look like a dualised road. just say ROAD CONSTRUCTION. but not dual

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Religion / Re: Can Any Atheist Anywhere In The World Provide A Reasonable Answer To This ? by Joagbaje(m): 10:50am On May 09, 2017
benzics:
Atheism means disbelief in gods, and not necessarily disbelief in the supernatural.. You don't see someone who believes in ancestral spirits telling you that you'll rot in hell, or even indoctrinating people to share in his beliefs, or do you?

every supernatural is connected to spirituality and has to do with god . spirit of God or spirit of "gods
Religion / Re: Israel’s Reshet TV Documentary On T.B. Joshua’s Relocation (Video) by Joagbaje(m): 9:53am On May 09, 2017
bionixs:
and who told you Christ lives in Israel? If I give you name now, Lala go find me ban

don't be too much in a haste to post without reading. i didn't say christ, I said antichrist. The anti christ will have his own false prophet while God will have 2 prophets ministering in the middle east. The Antichrist will make war with them and kill them The whole world will watch it live " BREAKING NEWS" But they will resurrect 3 days after .
Rev 11:3 — Rev 11:11
And I will give power unto my two witnesses, and they shall prophesy a thousand two hundred and threescore days, clothed in sackcloth.
These are the two olive trees, and the two candlesticks standing before the God of the earth. And if any man will hurt them, fire proceedeth out of their mouth, and devoureth their enemies: and if any man will hurt them, he must in this manner be killed. These have power to shut heaven, that it rain not in the days of their prophecy: and have power over waters to turn them to blood, and to smite the earth with all plagues, as often as they will.
And when they shall have finished their testimony, the beast that ascendeth out of the bottomless pit shall make war against them, and shall overcome them, and kill them. And their dead bodies shall lie in the street of the great city, which spiritually is called Sodom and Egypt, where also our Lord was crucified. And they of the people and kindreds and tongues and nations shall see their dead bodies three days and an half, and shall not suffer their dead bodies to be put in graves. And they that dwell upon the earth shall rejoice over them, and make merry, and shall send gifts one to another; because these two prophets tormented them that dwelt on the earth.
And after three days and an half the Spirit of life from God entered into them, and they stood upon their feet; and great fear fell upon them which saw them.
Religion / Re: Israel’s Reshet TV Documentary On T.B. Joshua’s Relocation (Video) by Joagbaje(m): 9:48am On May 09, 2017
Siscooh:

Will all the Bible you know, you don't understand that part is referring to Moses and Elijah? Heyyy!!!!

will moses and elijah fall down from sky? their spirit has to enter somebody
Religion / Re: Israel’s Reshet TV Documentary On T.B. Joshua’s Relocation (Video) by Joagbaje(m): 8:11pm On May 06, 2017
Maybe he's one the two prophets that will make war with the antichrist

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Religion / Re: Hello! I Seek An Assistant Pastoral Job In Any New Church On The Island Or Lekki by Joagbaje(m): 10:16pm On May 05, 2017
donnie:

Do you have a job where you earn a salary? That's important because people do not go into pastoring to make ends meet.

Important point. If its about ends meet,pls go and do business or get a job. But if its about ministry, just serve God in your local church . your responsibility will increase as you prove your faithfulness and consistency

You even chose Island for yourself. grin
yes o . well maybe thats where he lives

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Religion / Re: President Zuma & His Wife At Chris Oyakhilome's LFMA2017 (Photos) by Joagbaje(m): 12:38pm On May 01, 2017
donnie:


No... otodo and BBN posts. Mtcheew... polluted minds

Donie.... grin

By the way I thought they said south Africa govt was looking for him to jail him before. Nairalanders and lies sha

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Religion / Re: Enough Of The 'Let's Go Fishing', Why Not 'Let's Go Problem Solving'? by Joagbaje(m): 12:22pm On May 01, 2017
menxer:


None!

Just that the flock should be told, point blank, they about to be fleeced, not sugar coating it with "in the name of or for God."
That way the sheeple will willingly consent to and knows fleecing is going on for the greater good of the shepherd and grows more fleece.

That is always done. They are fleeced by consent .
Religion / Re: Your Pastor Will Never Preach About Psalm 137:8-9 by Joagbaje(m): 9:36pm On Apr 30, 2017
its only predicting babylonian invasion by which they will kill jewish adults and children

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Religion / Re: Will RICH Pastors Enter The KINGDOM Of Heaven? by Joagbaje(m): 9:25pm On Apr 30, 2017
AquaPetals:
Going by what Christ said in the book of Matthew 19:24....."....it is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for someone who is rich to enter the kingdom of God.(NIV)
....
Since it is practically impossible for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, can we now conclude that the rich pastors(bling-bling pastors, private jet pastors, grammarian pastors, Limousine pastors, billion-dollar pastors, etc), would not enter the Promised Kingdom?


Christian scholars and MOG in the house. Please do justice

They don't need to enter the kingdom . They are in the kingdom.

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