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Family / Re: I Married Into The Wrong Family.. (true Story) by Joecrane(f): 5:48pm On Nov 29, 2020
You must be stupid. Sex freak? How? Gum gum type? How?

ahnie:
my questions....
1...Did the Yahoo guy that she stole fuel money from later slept with her?
2....Are you a sex freak?
3...after you were warned not to have sex with her...why do you always have sex with her and the romp days always coincides with your kids birthdays.
4...I noticed from your narrative that you're the clingy and gum gum type.


please be kind enough to answer my questions.
Phones / Re: Could It Be Branch Loan Monitoring Me? by Joecrane(f): 9:28am On Sep 15, 2020
I tire o. But they threatened to post my details on social media and NTA and Channels News. Can they do that. Do they actually have such right?


Taywon:
Branch wey no dey give pass 2k.... 50k? Dem go nearly tie u.... Na palm credit worse pass.... Those one will call ur ancestors about the loan u owe dem

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Travel / Re: Nigerian Immigration Has Finished Me by Joecrane(f): 2:03pm On Feb 21, 2020
Those guys are criminals. Don't give them rest. There's enough booklets if I may tell you. Perhaps they want more money from u.

onecoder:

Have you picked up your booklet at the abeokuta office?
Travel / Re: Planning To Relocate To Turkey by Joecrane(f): 10:01am On Feb 15, 2020
Guy even me too, mine is 1.2million naira through my agent. My visa will be out next week hopefully. Honestly I know 3 people who are in turkey and doing very well. One of them was my couremate but dropped out. He just finished his duplex in the village last December. His family is in Port Harcourt but he frequents home. The other is just a small boy of 28 years doing really good. Has two houses right now. No country is an Eldorado but believe me you can't compare Nigeria to turkey. Nigeria is burning.

chokas:
Am really grateful for your concerns and Motivation,am yet to decide and still praying for guidance though I would have done those before applying but the opportunity came at a fast pace so i grabbed without looking..But I know the Lord will lead me.which ever way it goes I will still brief you my brothers.

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Travel / Re: Nigerian Immigration Has Finished Me by Joecrane(f): 5:41pm On Feb 02, 2020
My people I have finally collected the passport on 28th January 2020 after I paid additional 10,000. The passport was printed a day after I made the additional 10k payment. Honestly I felt sorry for this country. In the collection room there I saw hundreds and hundreds of passport booklets yet they still sing the song of no booklet. It's well.

Joecrane:
Good morning my great people on this platform. Honestly I have learned a lot of positive lessons from the posts and comments here. Thanks all.

Please house I will need your opinion about this :

" I live in Port Harcourt. And in November 2019 I went to the Nigeria immigration office in Port Harcourt to obtain Nigerian passport ( that's my first time).

Being aware that one can pay for " express " for quick processing, I decided to go with the idea. I paid 40,000 naira for the so called express. I was interviewed and captured the same day and a slip was given to me as I would need to present it to collect my passport. However, I am still shocked that as at today the January 15th 2020, the passport is still not available. The excuse is is that there are no booklet on ground.

Please my great people has anybody had such experience in the past. I mean this guys collected 40k from me for 32 pages, with the assurance that it's going to be an express delivery.

Right now I am devastated as I need that passport urgently for traveling.

Please I will be happy to read your opinions and advice. Thanks.
Travel / Re: Nigerian Immigration Has Finished Me by Joecrane(f): 6:58am On Jan 19, 2020
Thanks bro. This is helpful.

klever18:
the email of the immigration PRO aamokpu@gmail.com report to him he is in Abj HQ
Crime / Re: Man Allegedly Throws Girlfriend Off 5th Floor Apartment In Onitsha (Photos) by Joecrane(f): 5:49am On Jan 18, 2020
How sure can we be that this guy actually did it. It's possible she could have committed suicide. Just my opinion though.

Naijacardcom:
Boyfriend throw his girlfriend from 5 story building in Onitsha, anambra state

Yesterday evening 16/1/2020 at obosi street Onitsha South local government in anambra state.
Corpse of a young lady was found in a building, the girl was identified as a young lady living at the 5th floor of the next yard of the building.

According to eye witness, the young lady living alone with her boyfriend in a 3 bedroom flat, it was around 7pm the boyfriend came down from the 5th story building asking his neighbors if they help him to see his wife, they said no. Few minutes after he asked his neighbors, some girls raised alarm of a dead body in the next compound, some of the neighbors went there to check the corpse, they identify the corpse is their neighbor wife, but no one told the boyfriend is his girlfriend, instead, they ask him to go and check himself, but the guy refuse to check if is his girlfriend or not.

The lady's corpse was there for over 2 hours, when the landlord of the next building call the police to inform them about the incident. Before the arrival of the police officers, the boyfriend neighbors called the boyfriend aside to ask him what happened between him and his girlfriend, he said they only argue about what she wrote in his account book in shop, and he is back home to settle their differences, he said the girl have prepared his dinner but he see that is girlfriend disappear, that is why his looking for her.

Here is the video

https://instagram.com/stories/ninoh222/2223520075835775467?igshid=t0vgrb6zjh7l
Travel / Re: Nigerian Immigration Has Finished Me by Joecrane(f): 5:23am On Jan 18, 2020
OK bro. You mean servicom in the same immigration office?
sammirano:
Oga just to to the office and request to see Servicom, then report the matter.
Travel / Re: Nigerian Immigration Has Finished Me by Joecrane(f): 6:28pm On Jan 17, 2020
Which state? These guys are just criminals. U may still end up waiting till next month even after paying the additional 12,000. I think it's high time someone sued the hell out of these people.

XaintJoel20:
I am facing similar situation like the OP. I did mine capturing on the 3rd of this month after paying 34 thousand naira and only for me to call the immigration officer helping yesterday, and he said I should give him 12,000.00 naira to give to an officer that has booklet since there is shortage of booklet and I should be sure to get it latest wetness if I today.

I am confused. I don't want anyone to swindle me in this January of my hard earned money and at the same time I need the passport urgently.
I am thinking of giving him the money.
Travel / Re: Nigerian Immigration Has Finished Me by Joecrane(f): 8:02am On Jan 17, 2020
Little wonder. Methinks Port Harcourt is the worst state in this regard. Not just the criminally high fee but the heartbreaking delay. I was there yesterday and was told that oga went to Abuja and I should pray he comes back with booklets then possibly mine COULD be among those to be printed. This is after paying 40k and almost 3 months ago ( November). It's quite painful.

queengift:



I did mine in Awka, Anambra
Travel / Re: Nigerian Immigration Has Finished Me by Joecrane(f): 9:41pm On Jan 15, 2020
This was what I expected but mine took a different turn altogether. Please where and when did you do yours.

queengift:
I did my registration online, was booked for interview after 7days, that same I got my passport, I spent just 17500+ extra 5k I gave immigration officers
Travel / Re: Nigerian Immigration Has Finished Me by Joecrane(f): 9:40pm On Jan 15, 2020
This was what I expected but mine took a different turn altogether. Please where and when did you do yours.

[qquote author=queengift post=85825392]I did my registration online, was booked for interview after 7days, that same I got my passport, I spent just 17500+ extra 5k I gave immigration officers[/quote]
Travel / Re: Nigerian Immigration Has Finished Me by Joecrane(f): 6:04pm On Jan 15, 2020
Kai! The thing weak me I no go lie�
Amakapritty:
yeah,I even forgot about it only to be called one day to come pick it
Travel / Re: Nigerian Immigration Has Finished Me by Joecrane(f): 3:32pm On Jan 15, 2020
Sure I know it will definitely come out but I am just concerned about the timing. Seems you had similar experience?

Amakapritty:
Calm down it will be out,there has been issues of no booklet of recent
Travel / Re: Nigerian Immigration Has Finished Me by Joecrane(f): 11:36am On Jan 15, 2020
Bro you are lucky I must say. Seems the system works better in warri Delta state. I am really regretting having anything to do with Port Harcourt immigration guys. Criminals at their best. Imagine you even paid 28k. God go punish all those guys. They seem not to understand the damage they are doing to me.

NairaLuck:
Painful. Hopefully you'll get it.

I did mine in warri (governor's house annex) beside DBS. 32pgs costed 28k, did it in 3days.
I went very early in the morning spoke to one of them have him the money registered and went home the next day I went 3pm but collected it the next day as the booklets had not arrived from asaba(so they said) the 3rd day I collected mine that morning.
Last last na N500 I reason the officer cause him nor really do anything significant.

I'm posting this for the sake of those in Delta, warri is more reliable than Asaba although I here Asaba is improving under okowa. So if you're in warri or environ don't waste transport to asaba as it might be a waste of more funds.
Travel / Re: Nigerian Immigration Has Finished Me by Joecrane(f): 10:54am On Jan 15, 2020
Quite painful bro. Did you apply via their website or you did their so called express?


quote author=ayomideking post=85813723]Same here... I applied at osogbo
since Nov and I'm yet to get it.. the same issue is no booklets[/quote]
Travel / Re: Nigerian Immigration Has Finished Me by Joecrane(f): 8:40am On Jan 15, 2020
I suspect this also walahi.

lathrowinger:
This has been their stories everytime. There is always booklet, probably they kept it for their own use in other to get more money, Or the person u gave money to wasn't in good time with those who have it. Or his/her connection ain't strong.
Travel / Re: Nigerian Immigration Has Finished Me by Joecrane(f): 8:39am On Jan 15, 2020
OK bro. Thanks.

SeedofDavid:

reach out to their twitter handle.
Travel / Re: Nigerian Immigration Has Finished Me by Joecrane(f): 8:38am On Jan 15, 2020
Honestly I am regretting doing this in Port Harcourt.

adewumiopeyemi:
I did my own on the 13 of December last month I. 0balende and is out am going todah to come and take it
Why didn't you come to Lagos to do it
Travel / Nigerian Immigration Has Finished Me by Joecrane(f): 8:04am On Jan 15, 2020
Good morning my great people on this platform. Honestly I have learned a lot of positive lessons from the posts and comments here. Thanks all.

Please house I will need your opinion about this :

" I live in Port Harcourt. And in November 2019 I went to the Nigeria immigration office in Port Harcourt to obtain Nigerian passport ( that's my first time).

Being aware that one can pay for " express " for quick processing, I decided to go with the idea. I paid 40,000 naira for the so called express. I was interviewed and captured the same day and a slip was given to me as I would need to present it to collect my passport. However, I am still shocked that as at today the January 15th 2020, the passport is still not available. The excuse is is that there are no booklet on ground.

Please my great people has anybody had such experience in the past. I mean this guys collected 40k from me for 32 pages, with the assurance that it's going to be an express delivery.

Right now I am devastated as I need that passport urgently for traveling.

Please I will be happy to read your opinions and advice. Thanks.
Family / Re: My Wife Has Reduced Me To A Common Trash. by Joecrane(f): 4:21pm On Feb 26, 2019
Capensis:


Will you pay attention and stop this victim mentality. It is either you will take advise, since you brought this matter to the court of public opinion, or you will narrate your experience, believe your wife is the worst woman and conclude that you are leaving a marriage. You are sounding emotional and your feedback system has totally clouded your judgment.

Pay attention:
Being a husband is a full-time job. Just like any job, it comes with serious responsibilities and repercussions if you fail to understand how the game is played.

1. It is your responsibility to get the money, pay the rent, pay kids school fees. You are the chief medical officer of your home, so everyone's health including your wife's and kids', are under your care.

2. You are the chief security officer of your home, you must check that all doors are locked at night and ensure the safety of everyone in the family.

3. You are the chief romance officer, you must master how to play women with sweet words, give her massage every evening, and make sweet love to her during the massage sessions, and I mean this. Get a massage table, it goes for about 180K to 300K for a good one. If you cant afford that, then buy massage mat. Prepare the oil and get some candles.

4. You must join her in the kitchen, even if there is a maid to do the chores and help her out, you must learn this. Wash those plates sometimes.

5. You must lie down with that woman on bed after sex, hold her face, and tell her truths and lies of how you love her. Then if you have nothing more to day, do some gossiping with her. Stroke her nicely and tell her how hard you are working to ensure your family is financial stable for the next 100 years.

6. You must stop thinking like your ancestors. Define your own path and ignore customary and traditional ways of running your home. Times have changed. Why wont you fetch water and wash your own hand. Seems she is the one doing all the kitchen work and you are the African man waiting to be served. It is not mandatory, besides do you know if her mother used to serve her father that way? It might be she got a different kind of training.

7. Do not ever think you have done enough, cos you havent done jack. If you feel that your wife is cheating, then rent a place somewhere else and move towards a different location. It does not matter if you own the house you are living now. Go and rent someplace nice for a year and move there and change your children's school so as to forget the shame and embarrassment your quarrel may have caused. If it is your house, you can return back after a year.

8. Always remember that most women are like babies. You must master how to lie to them if you know that truth will hurt. Learn all those skills from yahoo boys how they control white women and use it for your marriage. If you do it right, your wife might be giving your pocket money sometimes and you all will fall in love again.

You think your wife is bad? You have no idea. No one will tell you what is going on in their homes.

Master how to manipulate women, and you will control them like a intimacy gadget.


Thunder fire u by all means.

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Education / Re: Cost Of Building A Decent Duplex by Joecrane(f): 4:50am On Jan 17, 2019
Thanks for your contribution. The location is Port Harcourt.
Education / Cost Of Building A Decent Duplex by Joecrane(f): 9:13am On Jan 16, 2019
Dear nairalanders please I sincerely need your advice / opinions in this matter.

Can 12,000,000 (twelve million naira} erect a decent 4 bedroom duplex with fence and gate.

NOTE : Land for building is already available.

I will appreciate your kind opinions. Thanks.
Politics / Re: Buhari’s Govt Worsened Corruption, Chased Away Investors – Jonathan by Joecrane(f): 1:20pm On Nov 21, 2018
nestic:
why do u keep disgracing yourself and your family everytime, spit on you, typical zombie, what you wrote does it make sense

Unfortunately nobody has read any written by ur ugly demented father, that's if you are not a bastard
Politics / Re: Buhari’s Govt Worsened Corruption, Chased Away Investors – Jonathan by Joecrane(f): 1:16pm On Nov 21, 2018
Untainted007:
Mr ogogoro drinker to stupor, were u better? Pls STF and let see front abeg. If you had done well we won't av voted him in the first place. Ur weaknesses made us see him as a better option.


The man u insult so childishly is better than ur godforsaken father. Ur father will never become president of his area boy gang not to talk of being president of Nigeria. Nonsense you

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Romance / Re: 'Open Your Computer Anytime He Wants To Browse'; Female Pastor Tells Bride. PICS by Joecrane(f): 2:00pm On Nov 09, 2018
donbachi:
Their time table go be...do do do do do chop sleep do do do do sleep chop do do do do go out come back do do do do go church come back do do do do....na dia body go tell dem....after some time na d same pastor go come settle wahala.


Guy u de craze. I Don laugh tire. Mehn u funny die
Family / Re: Woman Exposes Her Husband Who Got Married To Another Woman Last Week by Joecrane(f): 10:13pm On Oct 20, 2018
[quote author=babeosisi post=72269754]Mist likely there is no child from the union.
I hope the woman has a strong family support.Let her move on and put the man behind her.
God will heal her heart
He is not worth it[/quot


They have children. I know them personally

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Family / Re: Woman Exposes Her Husband Who Got Married To Another Woman Last Week by Joecrane(f): 10:11pm On Oct 20, 2018
I actually know this man. It seems it runs in the family. His immediate younger brother who is an industrialist and a millionaire currently has 4 wives if I am not mistaken. His ( the younger brother) 4th wife was on 1 year Industrial Attachment in his company when he snatched her from her boyfriend and impregnated her.
Properties / Re: Woman Bites Off Landlord's Lips In Akure, Ondo (Photo) by Joecrane(f): 1:32pm On Oct 15, 2018
jegz25:
Wetin carry him lips go near her mouth grin


Foolish question
Politics / Re: Goodluck Jonathan With His Daughter Faith, Her Husband And Grandchildren by Joecrane(f): 1:19pm On Oct 15, 2018
GoTV:
sad The most corrupt president in Nigerian history.


Thunderbolt fire uuuuuuu. Thanks.
Politics / Re: Patience Jonathan At Mike Ozekhome In Abuja 61st Birthday Celebration (Photos) by Joecrane(f): 10:34am On Oct 15, 2018
brainpulse:
cool The mother of Igbos. Look how he chop Nigeria money and looking fresh with bleaching cream and Igbos parenrs suffering.

Patient Jonathan prostituting with Ozekhome with mouth to mouth deep kissing


Bros you must be a useless FOOL not to know that the woman he was kissing is his WIFE and not mama Patience Jonathan

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