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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: At What Age Did You Make Your First N100,000? by Joeeasy(m): 11:43pm On Jun 21, 2020
Was 20, made my first million by 23 but house matter took it all angry angry shocked
Family / Re: After Bath Itches by Joeeasy(m): 9:06pm On Jun 18, 2020
Kobojunkie:
LOL... bathing with "contaminated" water... what exactly is contaminated water as far as bathing is concerned? undecided undecided

Lol... I honestly don't know man, growing up I remembered we drank water from the well even when it's red and we didn't die grin
Family / Re: After Bath Itches by Joeeasy(m): 7:25pm On Jun 18, 2020
I've noticed this for more than six years now. It became unbearable in 2018, it made me really scared of taking my bath. The itching and irritation is really uncomfortable.

Some say contaminated water but tbh, I've been living in apartments where the water is regularly treated for the past 4years.

Two weeks ago, someone suggested dettol and so far I've noticed a little relief. I don't think dettol would work for everyone tho.
Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Joeeasy(m): 5:35pm On Jun 05, 2020
Hello guys, more blue balls to your Jrod grin

Does anyone have link to the book "Logical man"?
Romance / Re: Whats The Creepiest Thing You've Seen That You Haven't Shared Anywhere? by Joeeasy(m): 3:24pm On May 14, 2020
Johnnycife:
Remembered In Sec Sch. A Classmate Began Singing Worship Songs While We Were All Seating In Class. Then Suddently She Began To Screen; Am Catching Cold Repeatedly.We Never Understood What The Cold Was All About. We'd All Thought May Be The Holy Was On Her. Then Our Mistress Came Around, Because She Hearing The Voice From Her Office. And Deliverance Started. The Evil Spirit Claimed Tht The Parents Of D Girl Owe Him. That They Were Looking For A Child, And They Came To Him To Help And Promised To Renew Their Covenant With Him From Time To Time. As The Spirit Continued Talking, Her mum Who Was Living Very Far, Came Around, With One Subtance In A Foodflask. I Don't Know How She Managed To Know. The Mistress Warned Her That If She Applys That Subtance We Were Going To Stop Praying. But No The Mum Would Not Listen. That Was How She Used It. Whn We Gotho We All Had Strange Experiences After That Encounter Of Strange Beings Moving About Our Hom. After A While The Spirit Came Again, But This Time We All Avoided Her.


shocked shocked shocked I've only seen this in the movies, are you for real bro!
Romance / Re: Whats The Creepiest Thing You've Seen That You Haven't Shared Anywhere? by Joeeasy(m): 7:02pm On May 13, 2020
VickyRotex:


grin Abeg make una no wait. I don disappoint una already. undecided

grin grin grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: Whats The Creepiest Thing You've Seen That You Haven't Shared Anywhere? by Joeeasy(m): 1:44pm On May 13, 2020
VickyRotex:


cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy shocked shocked For real? are you sure its not the drugs you take when you're sick that's causing hallucination? grin wink



I no dey share o. cheesy I will run away from this thread o embarassed

grin grin grin grin
Your's has been the most interesting so far, make we hear the rest beg grin grin grin grin

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Gaming / Re: PUBG Mobile official Thread (Mobile Game) by Joeeasy(m): 1:07pm On May 13, 2020
Mizik4:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HscfMvxQNDw
Please like sub and share guys..

Mad shocked shocked Are you using your thumbs?

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Romance / Re: Whats The Creepiest Thing You've Seen That You Haven't Shared Anywhere? by Joeeasy(m): 5:02am On May 13, 2020
malcom1X:


Yes this actually happened to me and in my case they spoke, I won't lie. One said, why is he walking at night, the other said leave him, I know him. (I pass there always)

I felt cold run through my back.

Second one that happened was walking at night going home from a party or night class then this mad man was following me shouting that I was a ghost. I couldn't run, because we have armed guards on my street. I just kept calm till he branched somewhere else.

Same thing with one of our family friend that doesn't believe in shit like these, they said "Leave him, He's not one of us" shocked shocked cheesy
Romance / Re: Whats The Creepiest Thing You've Seen That You Haven't Shared Anywhere? by Joeeasy(m): 11:26pm On May 12, 2020
VickyRotex:


lol this thread still dey shocked

bros, no let me share abeg. cheesy

The least I can share is that when I was little, (maybe around age 4 or 5) our housemaid turned to a cat (or at least that's what we saw) in the middle of the night. I am not joking, I will never forget how my mum prayed that night.

PS: maybe she turn to cat, maybe she no turn, but how do you explain my mum coming to wake us up in the middle of the night, and she saw a cat lying where our maid sleeps? Before she could turn to call my dad, and bring a Bible our maid was back.


cool shocked shocked


Please share more cheesy

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Romance / Re: Guys,can You Marry A Older Lady...girls Can You Marry A Young Guy by Joeeasy(m): 10:54am On May 12, 2020
HammedOlanaija:

Your case is special

E get why
grin grin grin
Romance / Re: Guys,can You Marry A Older Lady...girls Can You Marry A Young Guy by Joeeasy(m): 10:11am On May 12, 2020
HammedOlanaija:

Your case is special
Lol... E get why grin
Romance / Re: Guys,can You Marry A Older Lady...girls Can You Marry A Young Guy by Joeeasy(m): 8:19pm On May 10, 2020
We could possibly date, but I don't think marriage is gonna be in the picture for some reasons. Even my age mate gon, I have issues with that.

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Romance / Re: Whats The Creepiest Thing You've Seen That You Haven't Shared Anywhere? by Joeeasy(m): 6:54pm On May 10, 2020
Joeeasy:
I swear man! Once in awhile, I do have this super real dreams or should I call it hallucinations or out of body experience?

You know that feeling when you're asleep but fully aware of your environment? Yes, I experience this once in a while.

The first time I experienced this was in 2018 then I was sleeping alone in a very big office which was demarcated into subspaces. I choose this particular space because it has AC and rugs. While I was asleep, I heard someone talking, yes I felt the presence of someone around. The person then opened the door and walked to my head area(I usually sleep backing the door because I love facing the AC). He was so close to my head area and this experience was super real that I could barely tell if it's a dream. But the moment I gather the momentum to get up, everything just dissolves.

I also had another experience like this while I was living in an Airbnb apartment but the most recent one that happens today made me start giving thoughts to it because of the reoccurrence.
Then I stumbled on this post.

I'm currently in a new apartment I rented less than a month ago but I've gotten this trance-like experience twice, first one was with the groceries I bought from spar before the lockdown, I think I was just tired that day I left them in my kitchen inside the polybag, but something was playing with it(wasn't a rat, wasn't roaches) but the moment I decided I want to get up, it just stops.

Today's own, shit I can't remember anymore(will edit once I do) but I felt the presence of something or someone it felt like I was been starred at.

I don't interpret it as anything yet, but what puzzles me is the reoccurrence of this experience and fact that it felt so real that even inside the experience I'll question whether it's a dream.


I made little research on this, and I'm curious about how I can experience it more or utilize this state, I think this is similar to the state Doctor strange goes into where he reads books while he sleeps.
The first thing I'm going to do after I confirm that it's not reality is jumping off my balcony grin (some one actually said he does that on Quora)

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Romance / Re: Whats The Creepiest Thing You've Seen That You Haven't Shared Anywhere? by Joeeasy(m): 6:30pm On May 10, 2020
I had another from my childhood, then I was the youngest in the house, so I was allowed to sleep in my parent's room.

The way the house was built then, You could view part of the common area from the room.
There was this day I woke up in the middle of the night and I saw something like an elephant walking in the living room(Fear gripped me, childhood imaginations I guess) grin.

Another one was when I was about 6 years old, my elder brothers(both 16 and 15 years older than me) usually force us to sleep early because iTV and other stations show movies in the night. But as a sharp guy, I'll always go to bed earlier so that I can wake up late to watch movies while pretending I was still asleep(We do sleep in the living room then). That was how this particular day, I was tryna make the same move but this time I woke up facing the TV, but something just moved me to look back and I saw 3
white ghost with crowns that acted like they wanted to grab me. I didn't shout, I just resumed my sleep jejely. I still think these are just imaginations, but apparently the apartment we're living in had two rooms but we're staying in just one because the man that built the compound was buried in one of the rooms.
Romance / Re: What's The Worst Thing Your Ex Ever Did To You? Share Your Experience!!! by Joeeasy(m): 1:22am On May 10, 2020
Let me make you guys laugh grin grin

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Romance / Re: Whats The Creepiest Thing You've Seen That You Haven't Shared Anywhere? by Joeeasy(m): 11:10pm On May 09, 2020
seanwilliam:
that's called a lucid dream

Wow thanks, been trying to find the correct word for it so that I can easily learn more about it grin
Romance / Re: Whats The Creepiest Thing You've Seen That You Haven't Shared Anywhere? by Joeeasy(m): 4:25pm On May 09, 2020
I swear man! Once in awhile, I do have this super real dreams or should I call it hallucinations or out of body experience?

You know that feeling when you're asleep but fully aware of your environment? Yes, I experience this once in a while.

The first time I experienced this was in 2018 then I was sleeping alone in a very big office which was demarcated into subspaces. I choose this particular space because it has AC and rugs. While I was asleep, I heard someone talking, yes I felt the presence of someone around. The person then opened the door and walked to my head area(I usually sleep backing the door because I love facing the AC). He was so close to my head area and this experience was super real that I could barely tell if it's a dream. But the moment I gather the momentum to get up, everything just dissolves.

I also had another experience like this while I was living in an Airbnb apartment but the most recent one that happens today made me start giving thoughts to it because of the reoccurrence.
Then I stumbled on this post.

I'm currently in a new apartment I rented less than a month ago but I've gotten this trance-like experience twice, first one was with the groceries I bought from spar before the lockdown, I think I was just tired that day I left them in my kitchen inside the polybag, but something was playing with it(wasn't a rat, wasn't roaches) but the moment I decided I want to get up, it just stops.

Today's own, shit I can't remember anymore(will edit once I do) but I felt the presence of something or someone it felt like I was been starred at.

I don't interpret it as anything yet, but what puzzles me is the reoccurrence of this experience and fact that it felt so real that even inside the experience I'll question whether it's a dream.

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Romance / Re: Why Do Guys Lose Interest When A Lady Acts Interested In Them? by Joeeasy(m): 6:47pm On May 01, 2020
piamily:
So men stop becoming sweet when they get their woman ��

Nawa o


It seems you're just trying to justify the impression you already had in mind sad.

This can happen for so many reasons. So be openminded and learn from the experiences people are dropping here.
Initially, you sounded like you were curious to learn why a guy would lose interest in a lady when she starts showing interest in him, but your comments are saying you're trying to justify the notion that Nigerian men are like that .

Why do we like stereotyping ourselves?
Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Joeeasy(m): 5:17pm On Apr 02, 2020
Htop:
that's where the problem lies to meet new girls, I'm an introvert

I think we're missing the point, the purpose of the thread isn't to get quick fixes, The drills on this thread are meant to be adopted into your persona, it is a guide to shaping you unto becoming the manly man that you are "The Great Catch". It should be a way of life.

That's why one of the most important steps you need to take before you start looking for ladies, is building confidence. If you ain't confident that you can attract high-value ladies, who do you think might come your way? shocked People that think the same way of themselves.

I'd always tell my friends, focus on getting better, set clear boundaries on what you want from a prospective partner and you've already clear 60% of the obstacles, ladies notice this and thus they might want to come close to you.

For me, it's all about building confidence, getting better, and growing, ladies are part of the pecks you get from improving yourself, there are others like the professional and financial aspect of things which I prioritize over getting ladies.

Being an introvert isn't an excuse, sometimes we might be conditioned to think we're introverted.
I'd suggest you read the six pillars of self-esteem

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Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Joeeasy(m): 4:47pm On Apr 02, 2020
Omar09:


You are a fool.

Don't insult him, Let him follow @SOLARPOWER1's advice.

Submerge yourself on this thread, starting from page one. Your salvation depends on it.

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Romance / Re: . by Joeeasy(m): 6:28am On Mar 17, 2020
Maclink288:
Good day all, I'm a 22year old undergraduate and so far in my life I haven't had sex but recently I decided to try it out but the issue now is that during the pre-intimacy I got hard but as soon as I wore the condom my dick went flat, no erection at all! I became scared coupled with the way the girl was just looking at me. I really don't know what to do I was really frustrated!
I don't know if anyone has faced this challenge before. I really need advice I'm so scared, I think I'm too young to be experiencing this.

I'm in my final year in school and I have not been able to focus on my studies because of this.
I'm even scared of inviting her for the second time.

Please I need advice.
Thank you.

Lol... I guess it's porn-induced Erectile dysfunction
Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Joeeasy(m): 11:07am On Jan 18, 2020
First of all, @HARDDON, I want to thank you for making me embark on this life-changing journey, I didn't just stop at what I got from here, I also picked up a couple of books like The Book Of Pook, Double your Dating by David DeAngelo and The Game. All these books have one trait in common, You have to exhume Confidence for these drills to work with efficacy.

I really think that's the first thing guys should focus on building because that's like your compass. Focus on building High regard for yourself first (self-esteem), I wonder if you've seen a High-value man being treated like he's not needed? cheesy It is the root of every area of your life.

If you only look for solutions to the branches in form of quick fixes(Like running to Harddon for lines ) without tackling the roots, the problem might become worst because you've been using these fun and witty vibes and when she finally meets you, your character is completely different shocked Attraction level will drop like bad habits cheesy

Society has always looked for ways to make men less masculine, that's why the nice guy trait is a common sickness you decide what you let into the doorway of your mind, you always have choices.

One more thing, stop comparing yourself with people this doesn't help with your confidence , define what personal success means to you in terms of finances, relationship and life in general.

How do you want people to believe that you're the great catch when you don't believe it yourself? shocked

The good thing about building these key attribute is that it affects every aspect of our lives not just women. If you really want to get the most outta these drills, you should start from your self-image and define the man you want to be.

I'll suggest you see the series Mad Men(I'm not saying you should become Don) but you can learn a thing or two from his character.

Also, you have to read. what else can Mortal man acquire to surpass his peers apart from knowledge and wisdom? So read and expand your mind, I don't like it too, but it should be your new way of life if you really need to seek the change that you desired, you have to read. These changes surpasses just the world of women.


That's my own quota, Sheers to growing blue balls cool

- Man Joe

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Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Joeeasy(m): 7:03pm On Nov 04, 2019
All of the questions, that are being asked here have already been answered somewhere down the thread, you just have to read, there's no other way.

When you face a situation you've read about, it becomes easy for you to find trust me.

I haven't done much sarging because of my current situation, but I've realized that the only way you can develop quick wits is by putting yourself out there.

Learn ==>> DO ===> Reflect on what went well and what could be better next time.
Trust me by stumbling on this thread, you're almost there.

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Romance / Re: Dating Drills! Guys Only! by Joeeasy(m): 6:52pm On Nov 04, 2019
Hello @Harddon

You're a great man! I've been reading the thread and I must confess that the drills work like magic.

I'm just 70 pages down the thread and someone just confesses of being officially added to the list of my side-chicks grin shocked without me even saying a word about dating or even asking anyone out.

I've come to realize that if you really take this as a way of life, you don't need a girlfriend actually, you only need one when you want to settle down.

I really want to share a lot of details(screenshots of chats) but I believe they're private, so I'd love to contact you privately if you don't mind.

Regards,
Man Joe

Note The thread is kinda difficult to navigate, especially when you're dealing with a situation that someone else has already encountered(and has been tackled).

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Investment / Re: ... by Joeeasy(m): 6:44pm On Nov 04, 2019
Has anyone been able to create their account with the LLC yet?
Business / Re: How To Sell T-shirts On Amazon And Make $400/day Without Investing A Dime!! by Joeeasy(m): 11:13am On Jan 28, 2019
Nezy4Real:
I am stuck at the tax information section please how do i get a TIN number or how can i bypass that process?
Hey bro!
How were you able to get through the tax identity information stage?
Business / Re: ➜ ➜ ➜Currency/E-currency Market Deals➜ ➜ ➜ by Joeeasy(m): 8:34pm On Apr 16, 2017
I have $1000 payoneer funds for sell, Please suggest any legitimate buyer for me
Adverts / Re: Got A Busy Schedule?...the Solution Is Here by Joeeasy(m): 11:29am On Jan 30, 2017
Joeeasy:
You never stops to amaze me..
Keep it up my dear, great things comes to those who never give up.

It is impossible to deniel a human with relentless spirit to succeed at all cost.
Adverts / Re: Got A Busy Schedule?...the Solution Is Here by Joeeasy(m): 11:09am On Jan 30, 2017
You never stops to amaze me..
Keep it up my dear, great things comes to those who never give up.
Romance / Re: I Need Your Opinion Please by Joeeasy(m): 10:03pm On Jan 28, 2017
Masonic:


LOL, sorry for derailing your thread bruh embarassed
Hehe. No problem man

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